The Crossdresser's Rule Book

[Nyla F]

Someone in another thread was joking about a crossdressers rule book, so I thought it would be fun to create one!

This is just for fun, so keep it lighthearted, witty, and funny. Also, write your post like it is a part of the rule book, so no side conversations. [Edit: I give up on the not side conversations part, have at it!]

Your post should have the following elements:
1) The rule name and description in the form "The Rule of (rule name): (the rule)"
2) Optionally, one paragraph to elaborate on the rule, or provide a personal anecdote,

Example:

The Rule of Lipstick Liberation: Bold lipstick is your best friend, especially when you need a quick confidence boost.

There's something about a striking shade of lipstick that can turn any frown upside down. I remember my first time wearing a deep red lipstick; I felt like a movie star. Sure, I left lipstick marks on every coffee cup I touched that day, but I also left a mark on the world with my newfound boldness. And hey, if you ever need to leave a secret message, lipstick on a mirror works wonders, just ask my roommate!


It is perfectly ok if your rule contradicts someone else's rule, we're all different and accepting of each other.

To start things off, I'm providing an introductory paragraph for the book. I confess, the intro and the above example rule is Bing AI generated, because the AI did such a good job I'm posting it as-is.

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Introduction to the Crossdresser's Rule Book

In a world where self-expression often battles societal norms, "The Crossdresser's Rule Book" emerges as a beacon of guidance and empowerment. This book delves into the intricate art of crossdressing, offering practical advice, heartfelt stories, and essential rules for those who dare to embrace their true selves. Whether you're a seasoned crossdresser or just beginning your journey, this book provides a supportive and informative roadmap to navigate the complexities of gender expression with confidence and grace.

[Rhonda Darling]

"The rule of Knees: (the rule)"

This rule will help distinguish you from the Neanderthals of the world. When sitting, women keep their knees together at all costs. If you are to avoid this extremely obvious "tell", then no man-spreading when sitting (regardless of attire); no crossing one leg over the other by placing the ankle of one leg on the knee of the other leg; and by all means, no passing gas in the form of a loud fart, rather, keeping knees firmly together, roll up slightly on one cheek and act like you're smoothing your skirt or dress and simultaneously ease out your nasty SBD. Maintain composure at all costs.

[Nikkilovesdresses]

I like Kim's reply, which cheerfully ignores the OP's request.

The Rule Of Confidence:

If you haven't got it, probably best to stay on Earth till you've figured it out.

[Susan_Michaela]

So if like anyone here watched the original NCIS, with Gibbs and all his rules many of those would fit into this category perhaps such as no coincidences if someone has the exact outfit at your next outing or event eg. Halloween maybe

[GaleWarning]

Rule 1: There are no rules.
Each crossdresser is unique and has to figure out for themselves what they can and cannot do.
No-one else can prescribe for them.

[Helen_Highwater]

The rules of engagement (the rule)

If, when going out dressed, you must be prepared at all times to engage with those outside our community. Interactions with those who serve others in stores, restaurants, on public travel or private hire should be done in a polite and respectful manner. Random conversations with members of the general public should also be conducted in a similar manner whether instigated by them or yourself. Verbal abuse from non community members should be ignored, maintaining decorum and dignity at all times.

[Claire M]

Rule of Confidence (revised): Confidence is the most important part of any outfit. When you put on your outfit, own it. If you're a little low on confidence, fake it til you make it! Stand tall! Chin up, shoulders back, tits out!!!

[Genifer Teal]

I think the guide would be less of a " how to" and more of a "how to represent" for all of us.
Things like don't stand at a urinal while you're dressed. While we're in the bathroom, face the correct way in the stall. If it's meant for the bedroom, save it for the bedroom. In other words, don't wear something out in public that pretty much no one would wear out in public. Don't wear shoes. You can't walk in yet.

I think you get the idea. My thought would be stuff. That would save us all the embarrassment. Because we all know when you see one cross dresser, you obviously know everything you need to know about all of us.��

[CynthiaD]

The FGC rule: Never get between a fat guy and the candy machine. Unless, of course, you're the fat guy. In which case, go for it!

The TS rule: Never get into an argument with a guy who thinks that 2+2=4 is just your opinion.

The MM rule: Don't get into a taxi if the driver is wearing women's underwear on his head.

The LG rule: Panties go under your leggings, not vice-versa.

The corset rule: Never wear more than one corset at a time.

The MS rule: Macaroni salad is not a substitute for foundation.

The FF rule: Don't buy foundation labeled "tastes good too!"

The HHH rule: High heels go on your feet, not on your hands.

The IPS rule: Don't buy a dress that has "Idaho's Best" printed on it in some random place.

The AF rule: Never get into a discussion with your father that starts with the sentence, "Where's your pants?"

[char GG]

Cynthia,

I think this is the funniest post that I have seen here.:lol2:

[NancySue]

Great thread. I agree with your introduction. You?re right, what we have in common is we all dress. I suspect, for most, our journey began with one or two articles of clothing, mine certainly did, then progressed. Therefore, I kinda agree with Gale, there are no rules. Each of us are unique and different. I?ve always enjoyed and still do, the almost endless possibilities and options and the adventures of trying something new or different.

[Sharon budd]

The rules are :-
1) Have fun.
2) Try not to hurt anyone.
3) Never run out of pantyhose.

Hugs, Sharon x

[docrobbysherry]

The Rule of Boobs:

If u wear no other female shaping gear u MUST wear forms. And, the bigger the better! (Apparently):devil:

[Sometimes Steffi]

Rule of Confidence (revised) Stand tall! Chin up, shoulders back, tits out!!!

Corollary: Walk into any and every room tits first.

[Fiona_44]

Thanks for the laugh Cynthia!

[Marketa]

Absolve Suede pumps ownership training course before buying suede pumps:

Dress 5yo in white head to toe, let him drink as much Coke as he wants and then take him into room with 20 chocolate fountains and no limits. Keep the child spotless for more than 10 minutes.
Once you manage it you are ready to get and care for suede pumps.

[Sandi Beech]

Oh crap, there are rules? Judging by my clubbing attire, I must have broken every rule there is, like topless dancing at a club, or maybe I should say clubs, haha.

Sandi

[CarlaWestin]

1) You are NOT a female although, you may believe you are a girl.

2) Uh? Hmm.

3) :straightface:

[Celee]

First rule of cross dresser club is you dont talk about cross dresser club.

[Monique65]

No matter how pretty your panties are, they must be worn under your pantyhose.

[Geena75]

Murphy's rule of shoes.

We all have the image of what shoes we would like to wear. The rule ends up that if we find a comfortable fitting pair of shoes, they won't look the way we want. The inverse being that if we find a pair that looks right, they will feel like wearing cheese graters on our toes.

The rule of clothes fitting the whole body.

A dress will fit and flatter in some areas only. A bodycon dress will make your chest or butt look great, but probably not both. Find a dress that flatters your best features and hangs like a flour sack over the others.

The healing power of tights.

A nice pair of pantyhose or tights makes any pair of legs attractive.

[MonikaCD]

No matter how pretty your panties are, they must be worn under your pantyhose.

Annex 1: Does not apply to Superman.

[Sometimes Steffi]

A nice pair of pantyhose or tights makes any pair of legs attractive.

As Joe Namath can attest, for anyone old enough to remember the risque Joe Namath Hanes pantyhose ads.

[BLUE ORCHID]

Hi Nyla :hugs:, I started the Crossdressers Rule book Years ago ,

And on Page 1. It says the only one rule, It is that there are NO RULES !!

>>>>>>>>Orchid**O:daydreaming:O**

[Linda E. Woodworth]

Joe Namath was wearing "Beauty Mist" brand pantyhose.

I remember my mother had one pair and I wore them the first chance I got.

[Sometimes Steffi]

You're right, Linda, Beauty Mist. For those who are interested, the youtube advert is widely available online. Just ask Mr. Google.

[danniUK]

First rule of cross dresser club is you dont talk about cross dresser club.

Read the whole thread through to make sure nobody had already posted this... and then there you are!

[Genifer Teal]

I thought these tips might be more serious like:

When you find a pair of shoes that work, get them in multiple colors.
Have a pair of flats for the return trip or when your feet need a rest. Good idea to have extra pair of both heels and flats in car for when needed

[CynthiaD]

Ok, I made up some silly rules, now for some more serious ones.

Everything is better with breastforms. Wear them wherever and whenever you can.

Wear control top pantyhose. They will make your legs look great and help hide the unsightly bulge.

When your pantyhose develop runs, cut the legs off, toss them, and save the panty part to use as a gaff.

Use white or light pink leggings to check your tuck. If you see a nice smooth vee shape, you're in business. If you see anything else, try harder.

Get a few pairs of control panties to help with your tuck. Try different brands. Some are truly amazing.

You must have at least one pair of gigantic breastforms (G cup or larger), but don?t ignore the smaller sizes as well. The smaller sizes will be your go to forms.

Don?t bother with tightly whities for doctor visits. Hanes white cotton panties work just as well. And they?re cheap.

Get your ears pierced.

Most jewelry is uni-sex.

Don?t just buy fancy dresses. Get a few plain ones for running errands.

Get out of the house.

If you must wear jeans, make sure they have lots of embroidery.

Go to a brick and mortar wig store and buy a nice wig with the help of the sales staff. (If you need a wig.)

It?s ok to shop for femme stuff in male mode, but more fun in female mode.

You don?t owe anyone an explanation, with the possible exception of your immediate family.

"Mind your own business" is an appropriate answer to embarrassing questions.

You are going to get clocked. Prepare yourself for it and make a plan for how you?re going to handle it. Keep the two preceding rules in mind when doing so.

[ttacitus]

The rule of the rules: If someone gives you a rule about making rules then you should follow the rule :)

The rule of the slip: Any time you can wear a slip, you should wear a slip.
A skirt worn without a slip is an opportunity lost.

[Nyla F]

Rules for Don't-ask-Don't-Tell (DADT) relationships.

The SO Establishment of DADT rule: The only one who can establish the DADT relationship is the SO. The SO must know you crossdress and say they don't want to see or know anything about it.
The DADT keep your mouth shut rule: As much as you want to discuss this with your SO, they don't want to talk about it so KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
The DADT guilt free rule: Don't feel guilty for hiding your crossdressing, your SO WANTS YOU TO HIDE IT.
The DADT what's good for the goose is good for the gander rule: The first time your SO destroys or throws away your feminine clothes, say to them, "how would you like it if I threw out your clothes that I don't like?"

[Sometimes Steffi]

Always buy panties in threes. If it turns out you love how they fit, great. If you only buy 1, they will be out of stock when you return to get more. If it turns out that you hate them, toss the one you wore out and return the rest for a refund.

[CDMargret]

WHOA...Cynthia's rule of "When your pantyhose develop runs, cut the legs off, toss them, and save the panty part to use as a gaff." Genius. SO gotta try this one.

Rule number something something: "Always were perfume"

[CynthiaD]

Steffi’s rule about panties brings another rule to mind:

If you see an item of male clothing you like, don’t worry you can come back ten years from now and it will still be available.
If you see an item of female clothing you like, buy it immediately or you won’t ever see it again.

[Leohose]

Annex 1: Does not apply to Superman.

Or Batman or Robin

[BrendaPDX]

Stairs and heels

Practice going down stairs before you are in public. I went for a walk in heels and made the mistake of going down some stairs in high heels, big mistake! Look at a few videos and practice in a quiet place, and start off by angling your feet to the side until your legs adjust.

[Celine 9]

Buy items such as clothing and shoes that fit properly. Clothing and shoes that fit properly will help your appearance.

[danniUK]

The double time rule:
If you only dress for the sexual thrill and it usually takes you, say, 30 minutes to "completion" then dress for an hour. Giving yourself time to enjoy being dressed before you do... whatever you're going to do... might reveal something to you about yourself.
It took me 30 years, I wish I'd gotten past the "thrill" at a much earlier age and discovered this other side of myself.