I'm not actually a crossdresser.

[Julie York]

Just so you know, I am not actually a crossdresser. I am here by accident. I must have clicked a link thing...you know how they pop up so quickly and before you know it you've downloaded bird flu or something. Anyway.....a long time ago I used to accidentally wear clothing not suitable for my gender. It was just some misunderstanding dressing in the dark sort of thing. Can happen to anyone. And then life got very complicated and I stopped doing accidental things and in some ways it was a great relief to not have that complication bothering me anymore. And then I nearly accidentally died and remembered that I had accidentally stored some things in the 'secret drawer' which , although they had a completely innocent explanation, might be misunderstood by what was left of my family and friends. I was so alarmed by the possibility of this misunderstanding that I got rid of them. Everything. All gone. Well except the panties cos being a panty pervert is more acceptable than being a crossdresser, which I am not by the way. A crossdresser that is. And sooo dear reader....Many years later after lots of hilarious episodes where I put on the wrong underpants (it was dark), I wondered....just curiosity really, about the time I accidentally got both my ears pierced in about 2010. Two of them was fun. A bit girly and rather over the top if you ask me but one in the left ear is ok isn't it? Rock N Roll! So that one must have been unused since hmmm....2020. The right earlobe was abandoned in about 2016. And I was bored a few weeks ago (one week ago) , so I sort of just wondered if I got a sewing needle and twirled it backwards through the hole, if it would go through the original 2020 hole? I mean, come on, boring Sunday, raining outside, what are you going to do? And much to my surprise it DID go through! Holy Moly! So I thought "There's a thing." Now it gets a bit hazy now but somehow I ended up wearing an earring. It was pink and sparkly because I must have just looked away when I was reaching for the Death's Head silver one I used to wear to Megadeth concerts and got them mixed up. And soooo....."I wonder...", I thought..."I wonder..." Well the end result is 'drill baby drill' and there I was accidentally wearing TWO pink sparkly earrings. And frankly it's been downhill ever since. I am not actually a crossdresser. But maybe I clicked the wrong thing on Amazon or something? A white T-shirt can look like a black flared mini skirt if you aren't wearing your glasses. It's easily done. I wish life wasn't so bloody complicated. I'd just got the hang of being a panty perve and this happens.

[Suzie Petersen]

Good thing you are not a crossdresser, Julie! That would just be terrible! I mean .. what would people say!!

All your little girly incidents are perfectly normal. In fact, it happens to most people who frequent this watering hole. I think it is fair to say that there is nothing wrong with any of that! I mean, think about it .. what are the odds that most of the people who come here would be Crossdressers! Right! Well that's just laughable.

Carry on!

[CarlaWestin]

Oh yeah, whew! I couldn't explain that until now. Get dressed and then turn on the lights and like, "Hello there good looking!"
Recently I've been hitting the light switch first and it's just so drab.
Damn the normalcy!

[Kris Burton]

I understand your frustration Julie - I hate it when that happens!

[JulieC]

Makes me think of While You Were Sleeping Lucy: "You're trying on my SHOES?" Joe Jr.: "No I...I slipped and my foot went just went like that"

[Billie R]

Julie. I can totally relate to this. This morning after getting dressed , I accidentally put my wifes shoes on. I noticed that I had them on as I walked out of the closet looking at the mirror. Well, at that point, I thought, I had used up my maximum number of daily allowance of ?bending downs to put thing on or off.? At that point, I knew, I have to leave them on for the rest of the day.

[Genifer Teal]

"being a panty pervert is more acceptable than being a crossdresser."

What do you base this on? Does anyone else think it's true? Why could this be?

I see fixating on a single item that you hold in unduly high regard, and perhaps get a thrill from as weirder than dressing up as the opposite sex to experience life from their perspective for a moment. To me, at least one seems to have more purpose. The other one is just an item that thrills you.

[docrobbysherry]

I tink ju muss be's in Egypt, Julies?:)

Because ju livings on De Nile!:tongueout

[Julie York]

"being a panty pervert is more acceptable than being a crossdresser."

What do you base this on? Does anyone else think it's true? Why could this be?

I see fixating on a single item that you hold in unduly high regard, and perhaps get a thrill from as weirder than dressing up as the opposite sex to experience life from their perspective for a moment. To me, at least one seems to have more purpose. The other one is just an item that thrills you.

Eeeerm...It's a humorous piece. Not actually meant to be taken literally.

[Genifer Teal]

I agree that the whole piece isn't to be taken seriously, but this part seems to reveal an opinion. I'm wondering if it's a widely held opinion and why it might be or not

[alwayshave]

Julie, You missed being a crossdresser by this || much.

[BLUE ORCHID]

Hi Julie :hugs:, I'm sure glad that you are not a Crossdresser, >Orchid**O:daydreaming:

[Julie York]

Julie, You missed being a crossdresser by this || much.

It was an accident. :)

[docrobbysherry]

Gen, count the number of "pantie" threads compared all the others. I believe you'll find it's the Number 1 fetish by far!:tongueout

[OrdinaryAverageGuy]

I actually did accidentally put on my wife's panties once. They were black and looked very similar to my black briefs. Damn, were they comfortable! So I told her I liked them better than mine, she then bought me my own. And now I have no men's underwear left.

Oops?

[Genifer Teal]

Hey, doc I don't get your point. I don't disagree, but I don't get it. Quantity doesn't make it better. Even you are calling it a fetish. Someone is suggesting cross dressing is worse. I don't understand underdressing, but I don't knock it, even with humor.

[CarlaWestin]

"........and remembered that I had accidentally stored some things in the 'secret drawer'........"

I perfectly understand how that could happen.
I was building out the Man Cave with the help of a couple of friendly neighborhood roosters when the dreaded bird flu kicked in and when I woke up I was in a strange pink room wearing a pink dress that I believe was on sale at Walmart back in September for $19.99. And, I had boobies!

I think.

Sure glad no one got a picture of that!

:straightface:

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[Traci H]

Julie, I feel your pain Shit just happens sometimes. Just before Christmas I went to Kohl?s. Needed some new underwear. Thinking nice sexy looking white cotton with a fly. Walking to the men?s department and somehow got distracted by Mariah Carey singing her heart out. Next thing you know I?m getting in my car and see I have a three pack of Vanity Fair Illumination briefs. WTH! Oh well, they?re size 7, ironically. Too much hassle to go back in and return them. Damn it?s cold. Hmmm, they fit pretty good with emphasis on pretty.

[Marketa]

Bloody accidents, they happen all the time! Like when you're ordering a carburetor for your 1969 Ford Mustang and Amazon delivers breast forms. And stockings. And bras. And evening gown that happens to be your size and perfect for next week opera you've got tickets to (by another accident of course).

Happens all the time.

[Julie York]

Not just me then :)

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Sorry if I touched on a sensitive subject Genifer. If you are genuinely curious why don't you start a thread asking what bit of your CD stuff would cause the most embarrassment if it was discovered. Maybe we will both be enlightened.

[Verity]

Accidents do happen, we should be forgiving of ourselves in such times. Though I am reminded of the great Bob Ross teaching painting technique referring to ?happy little accidents? that end up leading to great art! Maybe there is some merit to embracing our accidents and the happiness they can bring. (Brilliantly written, thanks for this)

[Julie York]

Thanks Verity. It's nice to have somewhere to write my daft ideas.

[MarinaTwelve200]

I had a REAL Accident once. At about age 17, I was getting ready to go to church and slipped on what I thought were my black dress pants, but were really my MOTHER's. However, I knew something was wrong when I pulled them up, the zipper was over by my hip. I had thought I had put the pants on backwards, swapped the legs around, and STILL the zipper wasn't right. WHAT THE heck? In the midst of my confusion, Mom came in and asked what I was doing. She laughed and said those were HER pants--- No wonder -- We had a big laugh out of that. The zipper was really on the side.

[Natalie5004]

I guess I am a crossdresser.

My wife has been home for 4 days straight.

Where is my me time? Tomorrow is going to be epic.

Then Wednesday a facial and a haircut.

[Genifer Teal]

You called out crossdressing as weirder than being a panty pervert. That's not nice.

[Julie York]

I do feel that you have not quite understood the comedy aspect of this at all. However, you might have a point I have not understood or considered so I am intrigued. I will do a post What's Most Embarrassing and then maybe I will learn something I hadn't thought of before.