Hard To Break Male Habits??

[Karren H]

Ever do something exclusively male while dressed enfemme? Out of habit….

I have numerous times. The worst one….I have very active parotid glands (salavation), even with one removed!! So I was driving down to Virginia, on an enfemme business trip, and out of habit I rolled down the window and let a big one loose…Whappppppp!!! And just as I let it go I realized I was in female mode, not male!!! Oppsie!! Looking around quickly I didn’t see any car close enough to notice! Hehehe You don’t see women spitting much, well maybe in WV but not many other places!

So let’s hear your maleish faux pauhs!!

Love Karren

[tekla west]

Does getting into street fights, hitting people with large metal objects (Maglights rule, you can show someone the light, or turn off the lights for them), carrying a knife at all times, welding, wiring, rigging, and fixing cars count as male? Nah, I know girls who do the same stuff. So other than adjusting the 'boys' on a hot day, not much else.

[Dee 1062]

Just when I go to the ladys room...I look for that thing on the wall to pee in:)

[noname]

I never do that, ever.

[Sarah Rabbit]

I rolled down the window and let a big one loose…Whappppppp!!!
Love Karren

Can you give me deportment lessons?....:lol:

Sarah R. :bunny:

[trannie T]

I walk like a man, talk like a man, act like a man, I just dress like a woman.

[Joy Carter]

Tend To talk a blue streak now and then when I'm frustrated but then I've heard these younger women do the same.

[Gunda]

I have a few bad male habits. I'm both a nail biter and ear picker - gross - I know. I'm getting better but I sometimes still don't remember to put my feet together when I'm standing while dressed.

Best,
Gunda

[Michelle Ellis]

Not replacing the toilet paper when the roll's empty! :D Oh, um... maybe bending over the wrong way... done that before, fortunately I don't go out hehe

I can just imagine the look on your face, Karen, as the realization of what you'd done crept over you! :p Oops!

M

[Lisa Golightly]

Spitting... that's so... so....yucky poo!

I have no male habits really... I do have some bad habits, but they aren't really what you'd call male ones :)

[Jackie-Ann]

Ever do something exclusively male while dressed enfemme? Out of habit….

I have numerous times. The worst one….I have very active parotid glands (salavation), even with one removed!! So I was driving down to Virginia, on an enfemme business trip, and out of habit I rolled down the window and let a big one loose…Whappppppp!!! And just as I let it go I realized I was in female mode, not male!!! Oppsie!! Looking around quickly I didn’t see any car close enough to notice! Hehehe You don’t see women spitting much, well maybe in WV but not many other places!

So let’s hear your maleish faux pauhs!!

Love Karren

Karen, hilarious, you're something else !!!....As I'm writing, I cannot stop laughing at what happened while you were driving, like I can see you doing what you described. My wife always complains about me peeing all over the toilet and the floor around it. I still pee better standing up,hehehhe !!!

[GypsyKaren]

Who says spitting isn't feminine? You should see Kat, she can outspit a sailor anyday of the week.

Karen

[Ginagirl]

Hi Karen,
I have good food mannerisms, except speed. My wife is half done with dinner and I'm going for seconds....... Wuff wuff Seconds, do ladies speed eat and then go for seconds??? I just love to eat.

[Sarah Rabbit]

Who says spitting isn't feminine? You should see Kat, she can outspit a sailor anyday of the week.

Karen

I can see into Gypsy's Crystal Ball...Yes, Gypsy's future holds a few nights on the sofa after telling the Forum of Kats 'Unusual" behavior..:lol:

Sarah R. :bunny:

[Calliope]

I saw this woman walking her dog yesterday. Usually when I notice women, I notice their clothes and hair, etc., but, on this occasion, into my head flashes this headline: "Wow, excellent breasts there' - it was caveman - and then I shake my head and think, 'Whoa, where's that come from?'

[Angie G]

Karen, hilarious, you're something else !!!....As I'm writing, I cannot stop laughing at what happened while you were driving, like I can see you doing what you described. My wife always complains about me peeing all over the toilet and the floor around it. I still pee better standing up,hehehhe !!!

Jackie I never pee standing if I can sit well I don't get grief from the wife about the seat being up. :happy:
Angie G.

[Roberta Lynn]

Karren, you could of been more male and foget to roll the window down.
:love:

[Stephenie S]

Dear Karen,

Yes,yes,yes! I cannot seem to get over belching. I have learned as a male to let out a nice satisfying belch on occaision and I find it is the HARDEST habit to break! It just comes on out! Well, at least I am aware of it and I am working on the problem.

Steph

[Charleen]

The thing that embarrasses me most either enfemme or in drab, is farting. There I've said it. A belch, you can quiet. my 0.02 - I always sit unless I'm in a public restroom that looks like it hasn't been cleaned since tha time of King Arthur, then I look for that thing on the wall, even though I've seen some of them that looks like something could reach up and shake it for you. Love and xxxx, Lily

[Tiffany 1953]

Karren that was so open to admit to that. I think that I stand,sit,and get up in male mode too often.

May the Zamboni driver leave you with smooth ice, after all there is usualy massive spitting during a hockey game and I imagine they must freeze.... Oh well keep it clean, keep it clean. Hugs Tiffany

PS as a native Bostonian I never thought the cup would be in North Carolina ever. What would Bobby Orr think.

[Karren H]

May the Zamboni driver leave you with smooth ice, after all there is usualy massive spitting during a hockey game and I imagine they must freeze.... Oh well keep it clean, keep it clean. Hugs Tiffany

Funny....after all this time I still can't spit between the bars of my helmet face mask!! hehehe Ewwwwwww What's that stuff running down your helmet?? :D

Love Karren

[Scrunchie-Bunchie]

Why worry? My wife and I rip great farts all the time. I don't think there are any real faxu pas any more aside from mistaking the sink in the ladies for a urinal :p