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~Tammy~
12-07-2004, 09:28 PM
Hey Girlz!

It's coming up to that time of the year again thats erm.. cold... expensive... and erm... has s**t on the telly! Bah-Humbug!

I noticed a thread on christmas songs and having read the 'windoze' take on the 12 days days of chrimbo I decided to write my own, especially for the gorgeous members here, every single one of you :)


On the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me:

A new pair of velvet panties.

On the second day of christmas, my true love gave to me:

2 Golden earrings
and a new pair of velvet panties.

On the third day of christmas, my true love gave to me:

3 Pairs of stockings
2 Golden earrings
and a new pair of velvet panties.

On the fourth day of christmas, my true love gave to me:

4 Lacey bras
3 Pairs of stockings
2 Golden earrings
and a new pair of velvet panties.

On the fifth day of christmas, my true love gave to me:

5 Pretty Lipsticks
4 Lacey bras
3 Pairs of stockings
2 Golden earrings
and a new pair of velvet panties.

On the sixth day of christmas, my true love gave to me:

6 Mini-skirts
5 Pretty Lipsticks
4 Lacey bras
3 Pairs of stockings
2 Golden earrings
and a new pair of velvet panties.

On the seventh day of christmas, my true love gave to me:

7 Glittery tops
6 Mini-skirts
5 Pretty Lipsticks
4 Lacey bras
3 Pairs of stockings
2 Golden earrings
and a new pair of velvet panties.

On the eighth day of christmas, my true love gave to me:

8 Real Hair Wigs
7 Glittery tops
6 Mini-skirts
5 Pretty Lipsticks
4 Lacey bras
3 Pairs of stockings
2 Golden earrings
and a new pair of velvet panties.

On the ninth day of christmas, my true love gave to me:

9 Pairs of shoes
8 Real Hair Wigs
7 Glittery tops
6 Mini-skirts
5 Pretty Lipsticks
4 Lacey bras
3 Pairs of stockings
2 Golden earrings
and a new pair of velvet panties.

On the tenth day of christmas, my true love gave to me:

10 New false nails
9 Pairs of shoes
8 Real Hair Wigs
7 Glittery tops
6 Mini-skirts
5 Pretty Lipsticks
4 Lacey bras
3 Pairs of stockings
2 Golden earrings
and a new pair of velvet panties

On the eleventh day of christmas, my true love gave to me:

11 Hormone treatments!
10 New false nails
9 Pairs of shoes
8 Real Hair Wigs
7 Glittery tops
6 Mini-skirts
5 Pretty Lipsticks
4 Lacey bras
3 Pairs of stockings
2 Golden earrings
and a new pair of velvet panties

On the twelfth day of christmas, my true love gave to me:

12 Hours of surgery!!!
11 Hormone treatments!
10 New false nails
9 Pairs of shoes
8 Real Hair Wigs
7 Glittery tops
6 Mini-skirts
5 Pretty Lipsticks
4 Lacey bras
3 Pairs of stockings
2 Golden earrings
and become the woman she wants you to be!!!!


Sorry Tamara, I would have put velvet thongs, but it just doesnt go! :)

Tamara Croft
12-07-2004, 09:31 PM
PFFT!!!!! Just can't get the damn staff these days! As for all those pressies.... depends if you have been a good girl doesn't it!!!!

Tamara x

Tristen Cox
12-07-2004, 09:35 PM
Very good! LoL :D

Vallari
12-07-2004, 10:18 PM
awesome!

LauraB
12-08-2004, 04:24 PM
Tamara-GG

All i can say is:

"Santa Baby i have been an Awfully Good Girl"

(an old tune but much used for advertising in the uk at this time of year)

So when do i get my prezzies

Love
Laura
:rolleyes:

T-girlMichelle
12-09-2004, 12:44 AM
And Gramy for Best Songwriting goes to .....................TAMMY!!!!!!!!