Wenda
09-04-2006, 12:34 PM
I went to visit my GF last evening, and was pretty completely dressed. Red toes, matching red sandals and nails, short, short black bike dress, black t-shirt with shelf bra inside, my size C asymetrical forms, my long blonde wig, a bit of mascara, eye liner, shadow and red lipstick to match the nails and sandals.
My GF had to work a bit longer, and I was sitting in my van outside her door, listening to a football game, when she pulled up. "Whoa, you don't look like a two-bit hooker, you look like a high class hooker!" She was checking to see if any neighbours were watching, and doddled around wasting some time at the door, to give anyone a better chance to see me.
She said she was starving, let's go through the Drive-thru. You're driving.
So out we go, and I made the order in my little Polly, Polly Darton voice. Had to make a correction. My GF couldn't wait to see the look on the young guy's face. He looks right at me, and says, "Now I want to be sure this is right,' and lists the order. I said it was. "OK that will be $10.16 please." My GF paid with her debit card, so he handed me the machine, which I handed to her. She entered her code and I handed it back. "OK, just pull ahead to the next window, please."
He never batted an eye!
MY GF was sure he would be telling everyone inside to check out the trannie in the drive-thru, and expected a couple of curious employees at the pick up window. The little girl just opened the window, looked right at me, and said "Here you go." My GF asked for extra sauce, and she handed it to me. I made sure she would see the bright red nails. "Anything else?"
She never batted an eye, either!
I thought I had better head for home before my GF insisted on taking me to the ladies restroom. She was a little disappointed. I had a great time.:D
My GF had to work a bit longer, and I was sitting in my van outside her door, listening to a football game, when she pulled up. "Whoa, you don't look like a two-bit hooker, you look like a high class hooker!" She was checking to see if any neighbours were watching, and doddled around wasting some time at the door, to give anyone a better chance to see me.
She said she was starving, let's go through the Drive-thru. You're driving.
So out we go, and I made the order in my little Polly, Polly Darton voice. Had to make a correction. My GF couldn't wait to see the look on the young guy's face. He looks right at me, and says, "Now I want to be sure this is right,' and lists the order. I said it was. "OK that will be $10.16 please." My GF paid with her debit card, so he handed me the machine, which I handed to her. She entered her code and I handed it back. "OK, just pull ahead to the next window, please."
He never batted an eye!
MY GF was sure he would be telling everyone inside to check out the trannie in the drive-thru, and expected a couple of curious employees at the pick up window. The little girl just opened the window, looked right at me, and said "Here you go." My GF asked for extra sauce, and she handed it to me. I made sure she would see the bright red nails. "Anything else?"
She never batted an eye, either!
I thought I had better head for home before my GF insisted on taking me to the ladies restroom. She was a little disappointed. I had a great time.:D