Lessons from the Wizard of Oz!

[KewTnCurvy GG]

Grrlz this was a fairy tale but with some very serious subcontent about ourselves and the world. Dorothy it seems was lost in Oz but did Oz really exist and where was Kansas? She looked everywhere and asked everyone for help.
She consulted Scarecrows, Lions, Tinmen, witches and even a Wizard. The Wizard! A slight statured man behind a curtain who had no powers at all. Her journey had come to an end but she hadn't found Kansas yet. Whatever would she do now? How would she ever get back home? All hope seemed lost. The yellow brick road, the only one she'd known in Oz, didn't lead to Kansas. And the Wizard, he had no real powers to speak. So how would she do it? Where would she find the means? The power? Why, the power was in her all along. She just needed to click her heels three times and repeat "There's no place like home, There's no place like home.........."

This place is much like Oz and our powers much like Dorothy's. So click your heels grrlz. For those, like you Mona, who want this 'place' to return to what it "was" (whatever than may mean to you). The power is within you, it always was.

Just click your heels and repeat after me "There's no place like home........."

hugs
kew

[ChristineRenee]

Thank you Mother Glinda...uh...kew.:D

[KewTnCurvy GG]

Thank you Mother Glinda...uh...kew.:D

Sweety, you're welcome!

hugs
kew

[Ashleigh]

Well put! Cristine beat me to it - Glinda.

Thanks!

[Amelie]

But what about all those flying monkeys? How do we deal with them?

[Ashleigh]

Ahh yes. Amelie, a point indeed. Suggest inviting them to our forum and showing them how great we are.

[Bonnie-OR]

As usual, you seem to be the light at the end of the tunnel. This is the most wonderful forum on the net, and I would hate to see anything break it up. Yes we can have different opinions, but we dont need so much dissention in our own midst. Group Hugg anyone? Huggs to all, Bonnie

[Tamara Croft]

*borrows stephanies shoes*
*clicks heels*
There's no place like home.... there's no place like home....

*Hugs to everyone in the forum*

Tamara x

[stevie h]

i used to have a sister but a bloody house landed on her. damn.

[Amelie]

i used to have a sister but a bloody house landed on her. damn.

Did you get her shoes?

[SilkenPrincess]

Did you get her shoes?
Or the striped stockings?

[ChristineRenee]

:eek:
Did you get her shoes?and her little dog too?....AAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAH.....

[Tristen Cox]

Very well done Kew. You surprise even me sometimes :rolleyes: Joking :D
You're the best. And thanks *hugs*


Love
Tristen

[Tamara Croft]

Or the striped stockings?

OMG I know where the striped stockings went........ *looks at Tristen!!!*

Tamara x

I smell a hijack :p but it wasn't me :p

[kimmjacoby]

as dorothy walks along the yellow brick road, (in her red shoes) she meets some of the local townsgirls, who are on their knees singing
"we represent the poronography guild, pornography guild,
pornography guild,
we represent the pornography guild..............
and we welcome you to porno land"
gee toto, theres no place like home......, theres no place like home......
hay, lets all go see the great "oz"
he'll(she'll) give us all courage, a heart, a brain.
better yet!
38c's, a body(like dorothy's) and a young pet kitten!!!!
"some where over the internet, way up high, girls fly over the internet, why oh why can't i. some days i wish upon a star, to wake up with my male parts behind me.....

you get the idea!

hugs
kimm :p

[Tamara Croft]

*thinks forum gone nutz*

Tamara x

[SilkenPrincess]

*thinks forum gone nutz*

Tamara x
Oh, I don't know. The part about the 38c's sounds kinda nice to me.

[Tristen Cox]

OMG I know where the striped stockings went........ *looks at Tristen!!!*

Tamara x

I smell a hijack :p but it wasn't me :p

Oh yes it was. eh hem looking for this sweetie:p http://www.geocities.com/tristencx/0041.JPG

[Tamara Croft]

SEE...... I told u!!!!!!! STOCKING STEALER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As for 38c's.... try having 38d's all day... wreaking havoc on ya back :(

Tamara x

[LauraB]

So Tristen

Soz Mummy
You did get the stripy stockings after all waht did you do with Toto feed him to Crispy :eek:


Love
Laura
:cool: :cool: :cool:

[KewTnCurvy GG]

But what about all those flying monkeys? How do we deal with them?
I dunno, you're the Voodoo Queen; I thought I'd relegate them to you. Can you perform a lil' monkey voodoo magic?

hugs
kew

[eleventhdr]

I don't know about you but i would take Oz over Kansasa any time. I've been to kansasa and Oz has it beat. No offense to Kansas. But Oz Oh well!. Suzy!.

[Marlene4a]

LOL !! Love it Kew. Sure enough, I clicked my high (4") heels ( still looking for a pair of those shoes Dorothy wore though), and presto.....There was Tristin!!!.

I think now we are heading back to Kansas. ( I hope not the cornfields during a twister)

Love ya.

[Sharon]

Geez, I dunno. My favorite part of "The Wizard os Oz" was the witch. She had more personality than all the other characters combined.

[DanaJ]

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"

DanaJ

[Tristen Cox]

Soz Mummy
You did get the stripy stockings after all waht did you do with Toto feed him to Crispy :eek:

Love
Laura


I love when you call me mummy, I donno why. I get all tingly. :o Actually Toto is here and doing fine. Ta'mara we give him a perm. :D

Amelie? Monkey magic? hmmm interesting thought *waits for slap*



love
T

[KewTnCurvy GG]

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"

DanaJ

The double and triple entendre's--oh my, my!!!
hugs
kew

[StephanieCD]

*borrows stephanies shoes*
*clicks heels*
There's no place like home.... there's no place like home....

*Hugs to everyone in the forum*

Tamara x

Love ya, hon, but nobody takes these shoes off... as long as I'm alive...

Kew - the wisdom in this movie runs deep.

...and I love the way Dorothy goes "OH!" when her house lands in Oz (best part of the whole movie).

*ehem*
(clicks heels)
*poof*

[Tamara Croft]

Love ya, hon, but nobody takes these shoes off... as long as I'm alive...

But..but..but.... :( meany!

Tamara x

[Julie]

Did you get her shoes?

Here you go http://img119.exs.cx/img119/2551/ozgif3rz.gif

JJ