Anyone want to talk about crossdressing? 4

[Julie York]

Have you ever done something comical because of wearing high heels? (Getting them stuck in a grating etc etc).

[Ashleigh]

Actually no. I am pretty darned good in them even the 5 inchers.

[Wendy me]

you mean like steping in the roller paint tray while painting the walls?????????

[DonnaT]

Actually no. I am pretty darned good in them even the 5 inchers.

Me neither, and me too :D

[ChristineRenee]

How about getting a heel caught in your dress while putting it on and then hoppin' around on one high heeled foot in a long flowing gown while trying to get it loose. That's always a good time.:o :p

[KayleighTV_UK]

First time i wore heels i got one caught in the gap between some floorboards.. does that count?

Same night i lernt that alcohol, stairs and heels dont mix..


Dont ask

Kay

[Didi]

Have you ever done something comical because of wearing high heels? (Getting them stuck in a grating etc etc).
One thing I know...I can't wear them with bi-focals! I fall all over myself!

[sabbrina]

No matter what happens they still make me feel ultra sexy

[sherri]

Christine and Didi, y'all are hilarious! :D

I just recently got my first pair of 5" stilettos, gorgeous pink and white things I'm madly in love with, which I wore out for the first time to the club New Year's Eve. I spent most of the evening sitting down, having already learned from practicing at home how quickly they make my feet hurt when standing or walking. When I left the club about 1:00 am and was walking to my car, my left toes were in such excruciating pain I wasn't sure I was going to make it! I'm sure I looked like Gabby Hayes hobbling down the sidewalk.

As I stepped around the corner of the building into the parking lot, I met a group of people getting out of their car and through superhuman effort forced myself to display a ladylike posture and swishy stride. When one of the guys called out, "Looking good, sweet thing!", I managed to answer through gritted teeth, "Why thank you, honey. Happy New Year."

The next time I wear my 5" heels out, I may bring along a motorized wheelchair.

[Donna Louise]

First time i wore heels i got one caught in the gap between some floorboards.. does that count?

Same night i lernt that alcohol, stairs and heels dont mix..


Dont ask

Kay


Yes, I have had my case of to many beers and a flight of stairs. D- near broke my neck in the process. Now I go down with my feet angled. It sure helps.

Yes, I also gotten them caught in a dress. Once again changing after a couple.

It's the little things in life that mean so much. Just think how funny we would look on one of those home video shows for CDs. :rolleyes:

Donna Louise

[Melissa A.]

Cat meows. Melissa lets cat in. Cat has mouse! Cat drops mouse. Mouse is still alive! Melissa chases mouse around Kitchen in 5" heels for 10 minutes. Cat laughs ass off.

Hugs, Melissa :)

[Georgette]

I spraineed my ankle or rather I thought that I broke it Darn that hurt. I learned one thing though, don't try to run in 4 inch spikes. :rolleyes:

[Ashleigh]

you mean like steping in the roller paint tray while painting the walls?????????

I thought the only one who painted walls while in high heels was the gorgeous Donna Reed!

[Tamara Croft]

I was out one night in my new high heels, now I was a bit drunk.... I thought to myself....I can't be that drunk but I sure am wobbling a bit, so I took off my heels only to find one of them had snapped off :( Don't ask me how I did that because I don't know lol...

Tamara x

[Wendy me]

i trip , stumble and wabble all over the place.........till i get into my heels.............
then i can walk dance or what ever i have just abought finished remoddling the house
mosty done in heels.........strange???????????no it's just me

[Sweet Susan]

I CANNOT walk in those damn heels. I keep trying, but it's gonna be the death of me.

[Tristen Cox]

Does falling down and hitting myself on the hard floor count :eek: Oooh did that hurt. My fault for wearing 8" heels...duh. Getting much better though.


*hugs*
Tristen

[Ashleigh]

Whoa Tristen! 8 inchers? You're braver than I am. Then of course, the floor / ground is a very long way for me to travel from my height. :eek:

[Vallari]

No bad expierences in heels yet, both in public and private. I'm sure my time is coming though. :o

BTW, Tristen: My hats off to you if you can walk around in 8" heels with no prob! ;) :)

[Tristen Cox]

No bad expierences in heels yet, both in public and private. I'm sure my time is coming though. :o

BTW, Tristen: My hats off to you if you can walk around in 8" heels with no prob! ;) :)
They were platforms. And the last thing you want to do when wearing platforms is twist you ankle the wrong way :eek:

[Julie York]

Who dug this thread up? It's cool isn't it...like an old school register from January 2005.

Still no shoe story from me though! I NEVER do anything silly.

[Rachel_740]

Have you ever done something comical because of wearing high heels? (Getting them stuck in a grating etc etc).

Not really, but being tall I only wear sort of 1 1/2 inch heels. Anything higher would make me look a bit silly really and I'm sure would cause people to look at me harder than the standard passing glance.

Anne

[Amelie]

Julie, howmany of these threads did you start???

I don't know if this was funny, but it was strange.

The first time I wore heels, I wasn't used to the noise they made on the pavement. It was OK going to the club, there was quite a few people out and about so it wasn't noticable.

But going back home, it was quite lonely and quite and my heels were making a hell of a racket. The few people that were out could easily hear me and they all looked my way, some of these peole were a little shady looking.
So about four blocks from my apartment i took the shoes off and walked in my stocking feet. They were too noisy for me. Click-clack, this sound was no good if one didn't want to be noticed.