"Rules of crossdressing"

[Shannon CD]

Ok, this is post # 200 for me so I thought it should be fun. Karen Hutton gave me an idea when I read a post of hers on another thread, "Chapter 3, section 12, page 89....."crossdressers will wear bra's at all times"..... "

I thought it might be fun to come up with a set of tongue-in-cheek rules for the crossdresser.

For example;

MtF crossdresser shall never leave home without at least 1 article of women's clothing on his/her person at all times.

Anyone else care to throw some rules in?

[Bluebird GG]

a m/f cd'er should never leave home without a tube of lipstick in her purse to take with her in the powder room.:gorgeous:

[fionasboots]

A CDer should never get so drunk that they forget which clothes they are wearing at the time!

OR a CDer should never get so drunk that they forget which toilet they should be using :heehee:

A Mtf CDer should *always* compliment female friends and co-workers on their outfits, make-up, hair style, etc - you should be noticing these things all the time and taking notes!

[McLegs]

It's CDing not Baseball so..... NO licking, sticking, picking, digging or scratching.

Hugs,
Michelle

[Kate Simmons]

HMMM, I like Karren and the rest of you guys..er girls but these rules are far to "cutesy" for me. So, "rule breaker" # 1 is: Whip out a big Havana to smoke, get roaring drunk and make a fool out of yourself. Hey, I gotta have some "fun" you know. Can't be "prim and proper" all the time.:happy: Ericka/Rich

[Cyndie]

When organizing your clothing, select the largerest drawer available for your lingerie. Realize that you will need mores space.

[Vash]

OK we need a new forum for the Cross Dressers version of "Man Law" <lol>

[Brianne_bc]

Im complying today... got my favorite wonderbra on and my custom made double layer stretcxh satin panties... shoveling my driveway

[linnea]

I don't have an additional rule to offer right now (I'll probably come up with some later), but I just want to say that I think that the "rules" are very fun. I'm always carrying a tube of lipstick in my purse or pocket, so I guess that I'm in partial compliance.

[BREE GG]

Funny rules :happy:

Sometimes the rules just need to go out the window.

[MJ]

always sit down when using the womans washroom :eek:

[Bernadina]

Never wear pantyhose or stockings with runs in them. Even if its over your head when robbing a bank or something.

[jennifer marie]

My Mom always said "a girl is not fully dressed without her lipstick and stockings" That could apply to us girls!

[Kimkandy]

Rule No. 1. There are no rules...
Rule No. 2. Nobody talk about :Punch: fight club...

Kim

:dom: :spank:

[Kate Simmons]

My Mom always said "a girl is not fully dressed without her lipstick and stockings" That could apply to us girls!Whoa, Jenn, was she talking to YOU when she said that?:happy: Ericka/Rich

[Kate Simmons]

Rule # 5211-A--Ericka will act like a "lady" at all times! Heh---NOT!!:heehee: Ericka/Rich

[Amy Hepker]

Rule # 1 There will be Rules

Rule # 2 Rules are made to be broken

Rule # 3 Females Rule

[Angie G]

You go Ericka :hugs:
Angie

[Shelly Preston]

When using the rest room never lift the seat

Always put things away especially if your in the closet

[Calliope]

Buy the next Britney Spears CD the day it comes out.

[davorra]

I say do what is most comfy for you.

[Phyliss]

In every CDers purse, along with mandatory makeup there shall be one Digital Camera at minimum with spare fresh batteries.

[trannie T]

Rule #23: The skinny part of the thong goes in the back.

[ColleenCD]

Rules... Let's see now, never be the 50 pound sack of sugar in the 40 pound sack. Always wear clean underwear in case you're ever in an accident or jailed. (Apparently hopsitals require extreme cleanliness even from their patients.) Lastly, be careful wearing white after labor day. In some places this is a punishable offense which returns us to rule number 2.

Colleen

[carolinewalker_2000]

"Don't wear 5" heels when mowing the lawn; you'll just leave all these little holes in the turf"!

[toniloraine]

rule #8, if you cant wear a bra, then you must at least wear a camisal.

[Audry]

The Skinny part in the BACK ????? (thong),,, No wonder I cant tuck!!!

[Shannon CD]

"Don't wear 5" heels when mowing the lawn; you'll just leave all these little holes in the turf"!

Actually that might be good for aerating the lawn...:p

Ok, let's see...Always...no...never leave a fellow CD with a fashion dilemna behind.:doll:

[27th Jennifer]

It's CDing not Baseball so..... NO licking, sticking, picking, digging or scratching.

Hugs,
Michelle

Ouch. That's always a tough one....

[Rachel Newark]

Buy the next Britney Spears CD the day it comes out.
Find a friend with a BIG handgun/shotgun/tank - take the Compact Disc into the desert and give it the funeral it deserves!


thangouvermuch

Rachel

[kimmy p]

"Don't wear 5" heels when mowing the lawn; you'll just leave all these little holes in the turf"!

That's just called airation (sp?) dear. it'll help the lawn.

Kimmy

[serinalynn]

When using the rest room never lift the seat



....And no standing in the ladies room.
:tongueout

[Billijo49504]

From Karren, a while ago. Don't wear heels or mini skirts in a mine..She really said that....BJ

[sarah-smith]

Funny rules :happy:

Sometimes the rules just need to go out the window.

I agree.

why stick to others rules?

make your own rules, after all you are who you are!

although not afraid of the fact that I am a female. untill you know someone can accept you as who you are. you want to make sure your a man in front of them.

i'd love to go to town as myself but public rules state that I'm a freak! it's not my fault I was born the wrong way! :(

[Heelsnlegs]

Rules to live by:

Always sit to pee - even in drab I remember who I am, and

Never pass up a chance to buy nice shoes at a good price!

Jen

[Calliope]

Find a friend with a BIG handgun/shotgun/tank - take the Compact Disc into the desert and give it the funeral it deserves!


Hey, that's not very nice to say.

These 'rules' are individual personality markers. I'm sure, if we wanted to debate like dudes, we could all find objections and counterpositions to post.

Weapons?? Lighten up, babe.

[gennee]

Never forget your purse. Sorry, I gotta get used to carrying one.

Gennee

:D

[Karren H]

Ok, this is post # 200 for me so I thought it should be fun. Karen Hutton gave me an idea when I read a post of hers on another thread, "Chapter 3, section 12, page 89....."crossdressers will wear bra's at all times"..... "

I thought it might be fun to come up with a set of tongue-in-cheek rules for the crossdresser.

For example;

MtF crossdresser shall never leave home without at least 1 article of women's clothing on his/her person at all times.

Anyone else care to throw some rules in?

You mean you didn't get the handbook when you paid your dues?? You did pay your dues? Right?? If not, PM me and I'll send you my address.....make all checks payable to Karren's retirement fund.....I mean Crossdressers Inc..........$49.99........hehehe

Love Karren

[Annaliese]

"Don't wear 5" heels when mowing the lawn; you'll just leave all these little holes in the turf"!

This takes care of two things mowing and airing the lawn also.

Anna

[Sierra Evon]

Alway's have atleast 3 femme things on you at all times.........minimum..:happy:

[Kimmie W]

Rule # 24 - Never let them see you sweat. We're better than that in any situation!:tongueout

[MJ]

Rule #23:
The skinny part of the thong goes in the back.

are you sure ? hmmm thats why they are so uncomfortable :happy:

[Penny]

Don't tug on Superman's Cape. Don't spit into the wind. Don't pull the mask off the Lone Ranger and don't mess around with :doll: him!:heehee:

[Dawn29680]

Sounds like a new way to airate the lawn LOL

[Shannon CD]

Don't tug on Superman's Cape. Don't spit into the wind. Don't pull the mask off the Lone Ranger and don't mess around with :doll: him!:heehee:

Looks like we have a Jim Croce fanin the house. Gotta love the paraphrasing.

[Kimkandy]

You did pay your dues? Right??

When someone asks you if you paid your dues, just tell them the check is in the mail...

Kim

:dom: :tongueout :tongueout :tongueout

[Jammie Lyann]

"Don't wear 5" heels when mowing the lawn; you'll just leave all these little holes in the turf"!

actualy that would work great for airriating the lawn, so go for it just dont twist your ankles :D

[Kate Simmons]

actualy that would work great for airriating the lawn, so go for it just dont twist your ankles :DAnd I thought it was earthworms doing that. Silly little bubble headed me.:heehee: Ericka

[carolinewalker_2000]

Gosh; I clearly got the lawn thing wrong!

So here is another attempt at a rule:

Always wear your wig; it will come in handy for straining your wine when you break the cork in the bottle!

[Kate Simmons]

Gosh; I clearly got the lawn thing wrong!

So here is another attempt at a rule:

Always wear your wig; it will come in handy for straining your wine when you break the cork in the bottle!Now, that's a "corker" Caroline.:heehee: Ericka

[Shadeauxmarie]

"Don't wear 5" heels when mowing the lawn; you'll just leave all these little holes in the turf"!

Or on the green while golfing!

[carolinewalker_2000]

Ericka,

Ouch!!!

[Shannon CD]

Bring a spare pair of nylons in case of a run.

[Ranee Daze]

No CDing for fly fishing, roofing repairs, snow clearing or punt returns!