Rene L
11-28-2006, 03:44 PM
Last night I had a lot of time to "kill" while waiting for my son to finish his driving school (he just turned 16). I had some things in the car with me, so I put on my panties, bra, black tights and heels and headed to the mall. I had on male slacks and a yellow dress shirt. The bra and straps were visible under my shirt, too. I walked all the way around the mall before going into Lane Bryant. They weren't busy at all, and three sales ladies:gorgeous: were standing together. When they asked if they could help me, I said I was looking for slacks or skirts. One of them offered some suggestions and showed me a skirt or two, asking "do you think she would like these?":sigh: I didn't answer immediately.
I looked around a minute or so longer, then asked her if I could try on that skirt. She said "of course":happy: and proceded to find blouses to go with it. In the fitting room, I got out of my slacks and shirt as quickly as I could and put on a white blouse first. I LOVED the feel and cut of it - it hung just below my behind, almost like a minidress. I would have loved to have strutted around in just that for a bit.:cheeky: I tried on the skirt and had just gotten it on when she knocked on the door with a couple of more tops. The sales assistant was very helpful and saw me in all of the different combinations I tried. She even came in and helped me with one particular top. When she saw me in one of the outfits, she even commented "that looks passable".:shocked: I think my jaw dropped and my eyes glazed over - i have a mustache and don't look at all feminine. She had to be looking from the top of the blouse down.
(At one point I thanked her for being so understanding. She told me she had a friend that used to regularly raid her closet and two of her best friends' husbands are her best customers!!:thumbsup:
Well, I can't buy those things for myself - I have no budget for it and no where to keep them.:thumbsdn: BUT my wife is close to the same size. So, I ended up buying a skirt, two blouses and a sweater for her for Christmas.:love: And I just let the the sales assistant think they were for me.:D (The entire outfit was a little over $150.)
How I wished I could have been in the skirt, heels, and tops and wondered around the store, browsing. But every time I opened the door, the SA was standing right there. It was still so excited. One of the other SA's commented on one of the combinations and a third complimented me on my purchases. I told here that I just wish I could have worn them as I left the mall! (Not that I would have had the courage to do so.)
It will be weeks, maybe months or years before I can do this again, but it was SOOO much fun.
On a side note, I wore heels (very plain, passable for male shoes, the ones I wear to work 3 or 4 days a week) in the mall for 4 hours. Now I understand more why women love to get their shoes off at night!!
I looked around a minute or so longer, then asked her if I could try on that skirt. She said "of course":happy: and proceded to find blouses to go with it. In the fitting room, I got out of my slacks and shirt as quickly as I could and put on a white blouse first. I LOVED the feel and cut of it - it hung just below my behind, almost like a minidress. I would have loved to have strutted around in just that for a bit.:cheeky: I tried on the skirt and had just gotten it on when she knocked on the door with a couple of more tops. The sales assistant was very helpful and saw me in all of the different combinations I tried. She even came in and helped me with one particular top. When she saw me in one of the outfits, she even commented "that looks passable".:shocked: I think my jaw dropped and my eyes glazed over - i have a mustache and don't look at all feminine. She had to be looking from the top of the blouse down.
(At one point I thanked her for being so understanding. She told me she had a friend that used to regularly raid her closet and two of her best friends' husbands are her best customers!!:thumbsup:
Well, I can't buy those things for myself - I have no budget for it and no where to keep them.:thumbsdn: BUT my wife is close to the same size. So, I ended up buying a skirt, two blouses and a sweater for her for Christmas.:love: And I just let the the sales assistant think they were for me.:D (The entire outfit was a little over $150.)
How I wished I could have been in the skirt, heels, and tops and wondered around the store, browsing. But every time I opened the door, the SA was standing right there. It was still so excited. One of the other SA's commented on one of the combinations and a third complimented me on my purchases. I told here that I just wish I could have worn them as I left the mall! (Not that I would have had the courage to do so.)
It will be weeks, maybe months or years before I can do this again, but it was SOOO much fun.
On a side note, I wore heels (very plain, passable for male shoes, the ones I wear to work 3 or 4 days a week) in the mall for 4 hours. Now I understand more why women love to get their shoes off at night!!