Captain's Christmas Ball?

[Kimberley]

Okay gentlemen, when is the Cap'n having his Chrismas Ball?

I should think we will need:
Rum. Barrels of it
Egg nog. Big Big barrels of it.
Rum Balls for us ladies who also love chocolate. Never enough rum balls.
A Shanghai'd band to play for us.
Food. You boys will be ravenous (for food thank you) after all this time at sea.

And you boys best be bathed and dressed in your finest with your best formal cutlass and scabbord if you want us to notice you. And of course good manners too.

:Party2: time!!

AND,

I have my gown... (Now who shall be my escort?)

37536

Whatcha Think? All we need now is the time.:D

:hugs:
Kimberley

[Calliope]

Did I hear correct? Both barrels of rum and good manners?

Why do womyn always delude themselves about guys?

[CaptLex]

I have my gown... (Now who shall be my escort?)

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Whatcha Think? All we need now is the time.:D

:hugs:
Kimberley
Lovely gown, Kimberley. I'd be happy to escort you m'lady. I might go with this one myself . . .

37542

The menu and entertainment plans sound good. And don't worry, DayTripper . . . the boys will be on their best behavior or they won't get their grog rations and shore leave. :tongueout

[pocoyo]

Wow Kimberley that dress is fantastic :D
Your outfit's pretty snazzy too Cap!

Behave ourselves? Not me... I plan to dance wildly, sing loudly and kiss any good looking person that will kiss me back *grin*

:GD: :koc:

I will try and remain a gentleman... but a rather roguish one :happy:

[Abraxas]

Oh, boy. If you'd all heard half the stories that include me and alcohol, I'd be uninvited in a snap. My intoxicated antics range from the depressed to the wild to the bizarre, and I'm not sure you folks'd be able to handle it! Haha!

[Kate Simmons]

Lovely gown, Kimberley. I'd be happy to escort you m'lady. I might go with this one myself . . .

37542

The menu and entertainment plans sound good. And don't worry, DayTripper . . . the boys will be on their best behavior or they won't get their grog rations and shore leave. :tongueoutHope I'm invited Cap. That gown looks like I could swim in it though. I'm not a "girly" girl you know like Kimberley is. I'll be the serving wench that the guys have some sport with.:heehee:

[Kate Simmons]

Oh, boy. If you'd all heard half the stories that include me and alcohol, I'd be uninvited in a snap. My intoxicated antics range from the depressed to the wild to the bizarre, and I'm not sure you folks'd be able to handle it! Haha!Hell no. In fact I'm depending on you Hon. Whoever heard of a sober Pirate? As the serving wench, I'll make sure of it.:heehee:

[Abraxas]

Haha! Alright. Just remember that you asked for it . . . :heehee:

[Kate Simmons]

Haha! Alright. Just remember that you asked for it . . . :heehee:Counting on it. Hey, Pirates gotta unwind from those long voyages. Don't worry about Cap, he'll be too busy with the ladies to notice:p Party, party, party:devil:

[Abraxas]

Well, then, here's a bit of a preview.
The night very well may start off like this:
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With probably a fair amount of this in the middle:

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But it will inevitably end up like this:

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:D

[Kimberley]

Did I hear correct? Both barrels of rum and good manners?

Why do womyn always delude themselves about guys?

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Delusional? I dont think soooooo. I should be able to hide at least drunken one cabin boy neath that gown. :eek: hmmmm:D ohhhhh :love:

Kimberley curtsies to the Captain. "Thank you kind sir for the invitation to your table.... Now if you will be so kind to BRING ON THE RUM"

[pocoyo]

Well, then, here's a bit of a preview.
:haha: ^^^ Hahahaah!!!
Fantastic pics :D

[Abraxas]

Haha thanks. I do love a good soiree' :D

[pocoyo]

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Delusional? I dont think soooooo. I should be able to hide at least drunken one cabin boy neath that gown. :eek: hmmmm:D ohhhhh :love:

Kimberley curtsies to the Captain. "Thank you kind sir for the invitation to your table.... Now if you will be so kind to BRING ON THE RUM"


:eek: :yikes:

Yeah Cap.. bring on the rum already!

[pocoyo]

Haha thanks. I do love a good soiree' :D

Haha, Abraxas you're a classic... or a "ledge" as I have heard some (usually posh and female!) people saying. :D
Wish you could come and plaaaay. We'd have a great time at local gigs.

[Abraxas]

Yes, and please tell me some of it's either Captain Morgan's spiced, parrot bay, or tattoo black. :D

[Abraxas]

Haha, Abraxas you're a classic... or a "ledge" as I have heard some (usually posh and female!) people saying. :D
Wish you could come and plaaaay. We'd have a great time at local gigs.

Ooh, I definitely will at some point. It's only a matter of time and money. I've got so many people out in the UK that I need to see, that it's inevitable. I need to start a 'get me to England' fund! There are a couple local bands in the Southampton area I need to see. Hmmmm. Anybody know a quick money-making scheme?

[Kimberley]

It does look as though the stores master has taken it upon himself to test the quality of the rum.

Great pics Abraxis. I remember the days... painfully

:hugs:
Kimberley

[Kieron Andrew]

Ooh, I definitely will at some point. It's only a matter of time and money. I've got so many people out in the UK that I need to see, that it's inevitable. I need to start a 'get me to England' fund! There are a couple local bands in the Southampton area I need to see. Hmmmm. Anybody know a quick money-making scheme?
Southampton eh???? thats about about 2hrs drive from me

[Kimberley]

Anybody know a quick money-making scheme?

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I wouldnt advise selling the Captain's private stock.:D

[pocoyo]

Ooh, I definitely will at some point. It's only a matter of time and money.

Woooo!! :GD:
Quick money making scheme? Hmmm... maybe you could be a male escort for rich ladies and gents.. where all you have to do is escort them to dinner...
Hehe.. that's a thought actually... (kidddddding). :p

[Abraxas]

Southampton eh???? thats about about 2hrs drive from me

Fantabulous! :D I'll be there next weekend.

[Kieron Andrew]

I'll be there next weekend.
lol you wish!.....but seriously if you make it over you better tell me you are coming, and i'll introduce you to my friends hehe

[Abraxas]

Kimberley-- duly noted.



Woooo!! :GD:
Quick money making scheme? Hmmm... maybe you could be a male escort for rich ladies and gents.. where all you have to do is escort them to dinner...
Hehe.. that's a thought actually... (kidddddding). :p

I could be a chauffer . . . I know the city back-to-front. :heehee: And I know a couple people with limos . . . Hmmmmmm maybe you're onto something there.

[Abraxas]

lol you wish!.....but seriously if you make it over you better tell me you are coming, and i'll introduce you to my friends hehe

Absolutely will do. I need at least a few floors to crash on while I'm there. :tongueout

[Kate Simmons]

mmm--bad ,bad , bad ,bad boys, ya make me feel so good---mmmm--knew you would........................

[Kieron Andrew]

Absolutely will do. I need at least a few floors to crash on while I'm there. :tongueout
no floor crashing here! i need all the floor space i can get for my wheels lol....i have a spare sofabed

[pocoyo]

no floor crashing here! i need all the floor space i can get for my wheels lol....i have a spare sofabed

Yeah.... imagine if Abraxas stayed over and you forgot he was there in the middle of the night :straightface:

[pocoyo]

mmm--bad ,bad , bad ,bad boys, ya make me feel so good---mmmm--knew you would........................

:D :D :heehee:

[CaptLex]

Oh, boy. If you'd all heard half the stories that include me and alcohol, I'd be uninvited in a snap. My intoxicated antics range from the depressed to the wild to the bizarre, and I'm not sure you folks'd be able to handle it! Haha!
Don't worry, dude . . . rule number one: what happens on the ship, stays on the ship. ;)

Kimberley, I like your thinking - hiding a cabin boy under that big gown. :D

Ericka, I'd love to see that wench outfit. :love:

Drinking and dancing on the quarter deck all night - all are invited! :cheers: :twirl:

[Kimberley]

Well, the hiding cabin boy may be a surprise to me too....:eek: maybe even a pleasant one as long as the Cap'n doesnt find out. Oh my!

As to the stores master, well, I am sure no matter what his condition or antics, the crew and guests will manage to be entertained.... as long as he keeps the rum flowing.

I must say I am a little concerned the serving wench will be ummm, rounding up the crew for herself. :heehee: Afterall, we ladies are definitely outnumbered here and we must make sure Lisa has her share. Don't be greedy Kay.

Is the rum gone?

:hugs:
Kimberley

[Lisa Golightly]

Did someone mention my name? Hmmmmm...?

[Kimberley]

We need to keep an eye on the serving wench. She seems to be trying to shanghai the crew for herself. The Capn has invited me to his table but the rest of you girls could be out of luck if Kay has her way.... silver tongued devil she is. :D

Just want to make sure you have your share of fun with the boys.

:hugs:
Kimberley

[Lisa Golightly]

Oh, I'll be alright I'll wear my gold backless dress with cheek cleavage ;)

[Kate Simmons]

Okay, You're on to me Kimberley. Don't forget you're hiding that cabin boy as a "take home". Don't worry, there will be plenty boys to go around for you and Lisa(after I'm done that is:devil: ):D

[Kieron Andrew]

Oh, I'll be alright I'll wear my gold backless dress with cheek cleavage ;)oooooh uuuuhhhhhhh :drool:

[Kimberley]

Oh I do like that idea Lisa. Hmm, The Cap'n may want more than one at his table, just to frustrate the crew. Poor Kay, ribald vs. regal. Oh well, the crew will enjoy themselves no doubt. We get the officers.:happy:

But we havent seen what the rest of the crew will be wearing. The Capn will be fine as the gentleman he always is.:D

[pocoyo]

I will post a pic of my outfit when I get home from work :D
Catch ya later moi loverlies!
xx

[CaptLex]

oooooh uuuuhhhhhhh :drool:
I think Kieron just passed out. :eek:

[Kimberley]

Too much practicing for the ball?

[Kieron Andrew]

nope drooling over the thought of Lisa's outfit

[CaptLex]

nope drooling over the thought of Lisa's outfit
And we haven't even seen it yet. We may need to keep a hose handy. :D

[Kimberley]

and a pry bar.

[Kieron Andrew]

And we haven't even seen it yet. We may need to keep a hose handy. :D
ah but i know Lisa she'll make sure its stunning!

[Felix]

Well I better get my Tuckers ordered for the Captains ball :thumbsup: xx Felix :hugs:

[Kimberley]

Well I better get my Tuckers ordered for the Captains ball :thumbsup: xx Felix :hugs:

Of course, such an event demands the presence of the first mate.

:hugs:
Kimberley

[Kate Simmons]

And we haven't even seen it yet. We may need to keep a hose handy. :DYeah, man the bilge pumps. Nasty stuff in the face that brine, even for an "Old Salt"!:p Hopefully it won't come to that but hey if they drool...............!

[Lisa Golightly]

I could only post a frontal on here... sideways and from the rear it's quite scandalous... I've always been a tad naughty ;)

[Kimberley]

Oh, Lisa, you are only going to frustrate the poor boys no end until the ball. Sure you should tease them? The Cap'n may not get any work out of them till then.

:hugs:
Kimberley

[Kate Simmons]

Lisa will do a "frontal assault" while I sneak up on 'em from--well, you know the other direction:heehee: :p Ms Wench

[Kimberley]

And here I thought you were going to be doing a jig on the tables, one hand on a hip and the other holding a tray of grog above your head.

[Evert]

So no one told the 2nd cabin boy about this eh? :heehee:

Well I'll be there! :D



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Wishful thinking? :heehee:

[CaptLex]

So no one told the 2nd cabin boy about this eh? :heehee: Well I'll be there! :D


http://www.aaa-calif.com/westways/0304/p26c.jpg
Wishful thinking? :heehee:

Great pic, Evert! :D Looks like the party's rolling now.

Lisa, Santa may not like naughty girls, but the boys here ain't complainin'. :heehee:

[Evert]

Lisa, Santa may not like naughty girls, but the boys here ain't complainin'. :heehee:


Why should I? :heehee:

[Lisa Golightly]

Lisa, Santa may not like naughty girls, but the boys here ain't complainin'. :heehee:

My stockings are always well filled ;)

[Lisa Golightly]

Why should I? :heehee:

Awwwwww... you're such a sweetie :)

[Evert]

Awwwwww... you're such a sweetie :)


Aww.. :blushing:

[Kimberley]

Great pic, Evert! :D Looks like the party's rolling now.

Lisa, Santa may not like naughty girls, but the boys here ain't complainin'. :heehee:

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Close examination..... is that Kathy GG on the left at the back?? I always thought she had a bit of a streak in her....

[Kate Simmons]

And here I thought you were going to be doing a jig on the tables, one hand on a hip and the other holding a tray of grog above your head.That too but I need something to break up the monotony. Hey, when I party, I party Ya know. Don't forget what happened on the ship last week, I didn't.(Just make sure the cabin boy under your gown is a "boy" and not a "ringer":heehee: )

[pocoyo]

How rude!!!

Hey erickayrich I looove your hair in that pic.

[pocoyo]

p.s.... can't find an outfit, so you'll have to accept me in my ragged cabin boy clothes I'm afraid!


Evert that pic is great!

[Kate Simmons]

How rude!!!

Hey erickayrich I looove your hair in that pic.Thanks Hon, I'll send it to you if you like :happy: .:heehee: Just kidding Poc, it was actually given to me by a friend. Can't beat that deal with a stick, right? Don't forget, I was playing cabin boy last week. That's what I meant.

[pocoyo]

HAHA!! I didn't know which cabin boy to which you referred (I thought maybe Evert though for some reason)... I just meant that you were being a saucy wench! (No change there then :p )
Whenever someone says something a tad risqué, my friends and I always go "how rrrruude" in a posh voice you see, haha!


Found this about cabin boys, with this er "lovely" picture:
Trust me to be the small camp-looking one!
(Obviously I'm cooler that this though being as I'm a pirate cabin boy lol. This was how cabin boys looked in Nelson's navy apparently :hmmm:)... And now for this evening's special... "when good cabin boys turn bad...."

[Edit: funny you should offer to send your hair to me (lol), I was just thinking I bet that's fun to wear. Well I think you did well there, free awesome hair! Er... is it me, or did that all rhyme? Oops... Happy Gilmore anyone?]

Ship's boys were usually aged between 12 and 16 years. Some came from poor families, others who had been convicted of petty crimes or vagrancy were recommended by magistrates. They were at the bottom of the naval hierarchy and were tasked with such menial duties as cleaning the pigsties and hen coops.

(Whaddaya mean "shut up you geek, we're not interested?!" :eek:)

[Maria2004]

Behave ourselves? Not me... I plan to dance wildly, sing loudly and kiss any good looking person that will kiss me back *grin*

:GD: :koc:

I will try and remain a gentleman... but a rather roguish one :happy:

Hiya big boy... :heehee: :kissing: :cool:

[CaptLex]

They were at the bottom of the naval hierarchy and were tasked with such menial duties as cleaning the pigsties and hen coops
Good thing for our cabin boys we don't have pigsties and hen coops on this ship, but they're so helpful - always volunteering to clean out the rum barrels. :heehee:

[Amy Hepker]

Yo Ho Ho and a barrel of Rum

[Sarah Rabbit]

I do declare, I have my dance card ready, should any of you dashing gentlemen wish to escort a lady to the dance floor:happy: and remember, one should be able to see light between us:p

Sarah R. :bunny:

[CaptLex]

I do declare, I have my dance card ready, should any of you dashing gentlemen wish to escort a lady to the dance floor:happy: and remember, one should be able to see light between us:p

Sarah R. :bunny:

Well, I love to dance, so I'd be delighted, dear lady. How much light do we need? Is it enough to have a brief glimpse of the moonlight reflecting off my cutlass? :heehee:

[Sarah Rabbit]

Well, I love to dance, so I'd be delighted, dear lady. How much light do we need? Is it enough to have a brief glimpse of the moonlight reflecting off my cutlass? :heehee:
You romantic devil you (giggle) Why sir, you have charmed me. Do you have a lady in every port?

Sarah R. :bunny:

[CaptLex]

You romantic devil you (giggle) Why sir, you have charmed me. Do you have a lady in every port?

Sarah R. :bunny:

A gentleman never tells. ;) No, m'lady my heart is true. :happy:

P.S. Watch out for those cabin boys, though . . . you never know where they may be lurking. :tongueout

[Kimberley]

Hmmmm. At this rate, it would appear as though the ship's crew will have more than they can handle leaving some of us ladies well, ummm unescorted? Oh well, in that case "To the cup!" Which could very well lead into a fight with rum balls....

Of course, Lisa and I will be happy to sit on the side and watch the festivities. These gowns are a tad fancy for such frivolities. Besides, if Lisa were to get hit in the back, well there is just no telling where that rum ball will end up....:D

:hugs:
Kimberley

[Tina Dixon]

Now how can it be a party with out me:D, I even found a dress to wear.

[Kate Simmons]

Now how can it be a party with out me:D, I even found a dress to wear.Nice dress Tina but I think Teresa is gonna be jealous.:p

[Lisa Golightly]

Of course, Lisa and I will be happy to sit on the side and watch the festivities. These gowns are a tad fancy for such frivolities. Besides, if Lisa were to get hit in the back, well there is just no telling where that rum ball will end up....:D

A girl's got to come up for air sometime ;)

[Sarah Rabbit]

A gentleman never tells. ;) No, m'lady my heart is true. :happy:

P.S. Watch out for those cabin boys, though . . . you never know where they may be lurking. :tongueoutI trust a gentlemen sailor like your self will keep the cabin boys in check, so a lady may go about her business on your ship un-molested:happy:

Sarah R. :bunny:

[pocoyo]

Hiya big boy... :heehee: :kissing: :cool:

AWw no I missed the chance for flirting :heehee:
Sorry I'd passed out!

[Kimberley]

I trust a gentlemen sailor like your self will keep the cabin boys in check, so a lady may go about her business on your ship un-molested:happy:

Sarah R. :bunny:

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Unmolested? Hmmmm. Not a thought that crossed my mind. With a ship full of drunken and overfed sailors who have been at sea for far too long with all the local girls invited on board for a party? Something is going to give.

I do believe the Capn will be entertaining in his own right then later in his quarters. Many of the girls are vying for his attention. He does cut such a dashing figure and has a certain persuasion about him.

The first mate will be focusing his attention on his love after all this time at sea.

The stores master could be anywhere (he's a sneaky one) and when he gets a belly like a keg, well anything could happen.

The crew has a definite party mode and the serving wench will be egging them on.

And the cabin boys know all the hiding places. A girl just cant be sure of anything.

Welcome Tina!!! Love the gown. The cook makes the best rum balls. Lisa and I plan to sample them until the party is well underway and we can,,, well exercise our feminine wiles on an unsuspecting sailor or two, or three, or four. We know they have gold and jewels in their sea chests. A girl can never have too much jewellery you know.

:hugs:
Kimberley

[pocoyo]

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Unmolested? Hmmmm. Not a thought that crossed my mind. With a ship full of drunken and overfed sailors who have been at sea for far too long with all the local girls invited on board for a party? Something is going to give.

:D ... ;) ;)


Yeah, very cool dress Tina :thumbsup:


And uh... will any ladies be revealing their "sea chests?" Just wondering....

[Kieron Andrew]

And uh... will any ladies be revealing their "sea chests?" Just wondering....
POC!!!!! be a gentleman!!! :tongueout :rolleyes:

[pocoyo]

Can't a boy wonder? Hehe :daydreaming: :angel:

[Tina Dixon]

Nice dress Tina but I think Teresa is gonna be jealous.:p
Yes but it matches my pretty red hair, and I so want the boys to notice me:praying:

[Tina Dixon]

Can't a boy wonder? Hehe :daydreaming: :angel:
You may no longer be a boy when this partie is over sweetie:heehee:

[Kimberley]

Uh oh....:eek:

I guess it will depend upon how much personal attention we get ;) and whether we are plied with gold. :D

We can certainly show off some necklaces that are bestowed upon us after enough rum has passed our lips.:heehee:

I think poc is flirting again. :love:

:hugs:
Kimberley

[Kieron Andrew]

You may no longer be a boy when this partie is over sweetie:heehee:
oi i thought i was escorting you for the party ?

[Kate Simmons]

Can't a boy wonder? Hehe :daydreaming: :angel:Well, you ARE a Boy Wonder to me my dear!:happy:

[pocoyo]

Hehehe Tina! Poc the man!

Kimberley... but of course I'm flirting :D Er... what kind of necklaces? :straightface:

Erickayrich... lol! Boy Wonder, yay!!

[Tina Dixon]

oi i thought i was escorting you for the party ?
Well you never asked yet??????

[Kimberley]

Hehehe Tina! Poc the man!

Kimberley... but of course I'm flirting :D Er... what kind of necklaces? :straightface:

Erickayrich... lol! Boy Wonder, yay!!

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Oh my, well it wouldnt be proper for a girl to ask now would it?:heehee:

[Kieron Andrew]

Well you never asked yet??????
well i just did :tongueout , am i going to have the pleasure of escorting you to the ball young lady???

[Tina Dixon]

well i just did :tongueout , am i going to have the pleasure of escorting you to the ball young lady???
:lovestruck: I would be so honored kind sir:D

[pocoyo]

Ahh Kimberley, so ladylike ;) :love:
Hehe :heehee:

[Lisa Golightly]

Yeah... unlike me.

[Kieron Andrew]

Yeah... unlike me.:whistling:

[Kimberley]

Kimberley curtsies and smiles demurely at Poc. Makes a mental note to speak to the Captain about giving him greater status in the crew.

I see my carriage has arrived to take me off to meet with the other ladies in the village for tea where no doubt the discussions will revolve around the grande ball.

:hugs: to all. See everyone later. :happy:

Kimberley

[pocoyo]

See you later Kimberley! Hope to see you twirling around the dancefloor :happy:

Haha Lisa...!

[Kate Simmons]

See you later Kimberley! Hope to see you twirling around the dancefloor :happy:

Haha Lisa...!Better her than me Hon. That gown weighs more than a loaded treasure chest.:heehee:

[tekla west]

You must know a bunch of guys a lot nicer than any I've ever known. Its been the rule since High School that if you pass out, you are fair game.

FYI, by popular aclaim, going to sleep with your shoes on is considered "passed out." For the heavy drinkers, party barefoot. And keep the magic markers away from your pals.

[CaptLex]

Great gown, Tina, and you're right, it's the perfect color to match your hair. Nice to see more ladies joining the party - so the boys don't have to fight it out.

So, Kieron is escorting Tina
Poc is flirting left and right
And I've got Kimberley on one arm and Sarah on the other
Who has the pleasure of showing Lisa a good time?
I know Ericka/Kay is such a social butterfly, she'll find her entertainment.

I know the boys are well-behaved, but I'm starting to wonder if the ladies will turn their heads and make them forget their manners.

Now . . . where's the first mate with that fiddle?

[Kieron Andrew]

I thought Poc was gonna escort Lisa but it looks like she's got her work cut out if he does to stop his straying eyes

[Lisa Golightly]

Oh, I don't mind arriving alone... I'm quite an independent spirit. The question should be who will I leave with?

[Kate Simmons]

Oh, I don't mind arriving alone... I'm quite an independent spirit. The question should be who will I leave with?Good question Lisa. Hopefully someone will be left standing. Special Rum ya know. Only the best for this gang!;)

[Kieron Andrew]

Good question Lisa. Hopefully someone will be left standing. Special Rum ya know. Only the best for this gang!;)
and ive sneaked in a few bottles of the tequila for later too.........

[Tina Dixon]

Oh, I don't mind arriving alone... I'm quite an independent spirit. The question should be who will I leave with?
Good one there:thumbsup:, and for some reason they think were going to get a little wild:devil:

[Lisa Golightly]

for some reason they think were going to get a little wild:devil:

That's cos they know me well ;)

[Kimberley]

Ah hah! So Kieron has managed to abscond with some of Mexico's own hallucinagen during a port of call! He is definitely out for a good time. But I do hear Tina can hold her own.

We havent heard much from the other members of the ship's crew. So are Bi-Wierd, Perks, Lex et al out shopping for finery or playing coy? Hmmmm.

Gee Lisa, will that be who or how many???

[Tina Dixon]

Well I here there's a pass out rule, so either way I win:devil:

[Evert]

I wished I lived closer to you guys (and wenches ;) ). Every day when I come home I have to read 2 pages!

... no one knows where this boy is lurking in the dark, waiting to catch a girl who will turn him into a man ...

[Kate Simmons]

Would that we all did Evert. You guys are so cool. I gotta warn you though, these gals are just plain devious, except me (Yeah, right!):rolleyes: :heehee:

[Lisa Golightly]

these gals are just plain devious

I'm as honest as the day is long... Artic winter time :rolleyes:

[Kieron Andrew]

I'm as honest as the day is long... Artic winter time :rolleyes:
pure as the driven snow eh :heehee:

[Evert]

Would that we all did Evert. You guys are so cool. I gotta warn you though, these gals are just plain devious, except me (Yeah, right!):rolleyes: :heehee:

I bet you are as naughty as the others! :devil:

[Kieron Andrew]

I bet you are as naughty as the others! :devil:
shes the worse of the lot!!!

[Kate Simmons]

pure as the driven snow eh :heehee:Yeah but she "drifted"--whoo- Just kidding Lisa! Blonde moment there!:heehee:

[Tina Dixon]

Hey when the hell is this party, or worst yet, what if the boat sinks before it makes port:eek: ????

[Lisa Golightly]

pure as the driven snow eh :heehee:

Yes, and my skin is twice as flawless ;)

[Evert]

Hey when the hell is this party, or worst yet, what if the boat sinks before it makes port:eek: ????


Make it a swimming party? :heehee:

[Kimberley]

Make it a swimming party? :heehee:

***********
What? Get into a bikini with this crew???? I don't think soooooo.:heehee:

Yes Tina, we are awaiting the announcement from the Captain. (This party will drive the mods crazy trying to keep up :devil: )

So how bout it Captain? We need to know when to congregate. Besides, this lady does wish to be in the company of the Captain at his table. Not to mention the hours of preparation needed.

:hugs:
Kimberley

[Evert]

What? Get into a bikini with this crew???? I don't think soooooo.:heehee:


Well, I tried. :heehee:
What about getting into a bikini with only me watching? :heehee:

(Shut your mouth Evert just shut up before the captain kicks you of the ship.. :rolleyes: )

[Tina Dixon]

Probley going to take a day to get in to my party dress, just to strip down to a bikini, NOT!!!!!

[Kimberley]

Well, I tried. :heehee:
What about getting into a bikini with only me watching? :heehee:

(Shut your mouth Evert just shut up before the captain kicks you of the ship.. :rolleyes: )

*******************
Funnyyyyyyyyy!!!! I loved that one!

Now to the reply. Hmmmmm. Well I guess it depends on the Captain's intentions does it not?

Watching? Hmmmm. Have to do much better than that. :heehee:

:love:
Kimberley

[Evert]

Watching? Hmmmm. Have to do much better than that. :heehee:

what do you have in mind? :heehee:

[pocoyo]

*stumbles out of a dark corner wiping mouth with a glazed expression*
Uh what I miss? :happy:

[bi_weird]

Shopping for finery? Haha this boy's a starving college student, so I'll be wearing the usual rags. Naw I've been busy studying and dreaming of how stunning Lisa will look... not to mention all the rest of you guys and gals.

[CaptLex]

Yes Tina, we are awaiting the announcement from the Captain. (This party will drive the mods crazy trying to keep up :devil: )

So how bout it Captain? We need to know when to congregate. Besides, this lady does wish to be in the company of the Captain at his table. Not to mention the hours of preparation needed.

Oh, sorry . . . I thought the party was already on . . . everyone's here and looking very nice too. Let the festivities begin! :D

[Kimberley]

what do you have in mind? :heehee:

Ummm, playing coy of course. It would be out of character for me to chase until I was caught. Then of course there is the small matter of the heavy sea chest laden with spoils of the hunt.

Then there is the necessary efforts to woo me. But if you should succeed, you just never know what you are in for. :D

Now to the Captain's table.

How do I sit in this gown?? This was definitely meant for the promenade. Well, I shall have to ensure my handmaiden is close by.

Kimberley sits delicately and awaits the serving wench to do her job.

[pocoyo]

Look at you 2 making goeey eyes at each other... awww love's young dream :p

[Kimberley]

tsk tsk. Dont confuse debaucherous intent with love....

:D

Now where is that serving wench? (stomps foot.) If I see her she gets a rum ball by air for failing to attend to her duties. Hmmm. Odd that half the crew is also absent. Is there a connection? I wonder.

[pocoyo]

LOL sorry, perhaps I should have said "look at you two, drunkenly lusting over each other" :tongueout

[Kieron Andrew]

tsk tsk. Dont confuse debaucherous intent with love....

:Dhes just jealous lol

[Kimberley]

hes just jealous lol

Hmmmph. Not very proactive for a cabin boy seeking to become a full member of the crew.

[pocoyo]

HAHA!! Yes, it's true... I'm jealous... *dramatic sad sniff* all this lusting going on and not a sexy lady nor a gorgeous gay boy for me to get my grubby mits on... er I mean admire politely from across the room, obviously....

[CaptLex]

HAHA!! Yes, it's true... I'm jealous... *dramatic sad sniff* all this lusting going on and not a sexy lady nor a gorgeous gay boy for me to get my grubby mits on... er I mean admire politely from across the room, obviously....
Well, if it's any consolation . . . once the party is over and the ladies have debarked, the captain's been known to pay particular attention to the cabin boys. :devil:

[Kieron Andrew]

Well, if it's any consolation . . . once the party is over and the ladies have debarked, the captain's been known to pay particular attention to the cabin boys. :devil:
now thats just greedy lol:rolleyes:

[pocoyo]

Oooh... i suddenly seem to have perked up...

[Kieron Andrew]

HAHA!! Yes, it's true... I'm jealous... *dramatic sad sniff* all this lusting going on and not a sexy lady nor a gorgeous gay boy for me to get my grubby mits on... er I mean admire politely from across the room, obviously....
i did try to encourage you and Lisa to pay attention to each other!!:rolleyes:

[pocoyo]

Hahaha Lisa's too wild even for me!

[Kieron Andrew]

Hahaha Lisa's too wild even for me!
and how do you know young man? hmm! shes a perfect lady....that any man should be proud to have on their arm

[pocoyo]

*looks in the captain's direction with a slanted smile, face half hidden under floppy hair...grins naughtily*

[CaptLex]

now thats just greedy lol:rolleyes:
It's good to be the captain! ;)

Don't be jealous . . . you've got enough girls clamoring for you.

[pocoyo]

and how do you know young man? hmm! shes a perfect lady....that any man should be proud to have on their arm

AWww bless! Hehe you're so cute Kieron (don't hit me).

Well...I just get this untamable vibe from her :D not that i'm complaining, every woman should have a wild side....

[Kieron Andrew]

AWww bless! Hehe you're so cute Kieron (don't hit me).
dont start that again!!.......

Anyway looks like 'The capt' wants your attention instead lol

[pocoyo]

lmao! I wasn't coming on to u!! I meant you are so sweet being gentlemanly about Lisa...
...although now you mention it.... hehe ok ok I won't inflict my annoyingness upon u (for now) :tongueout

[Kieron Andrew]

I meant you are so sweet being gentlemanly about Lisa... cos i think shes adoreable



...although now you mention it.... hehe ok ok I won't inflict my annoyingness upon u (for now) :tongueoutbehave!!!:rolleyes:

[Kimberley]

Pirates dont behave!!! Cabin boys behave, not pirates.

Now dear captain, if you will fill my cup. *wry smile*

:heehee:

[CaptLex]

Pirates dont behave!!! Cabin boys behave, not pirates.

Now dear captain, if you will fill my cup. *wry smile*

:heehee:
Certainly, my dear . . . how about some champagne - a classy drink for a classy lady? :D

[Kimberley]

Oooooo. Champagne and rum balls. Certainly you are attempting to enchant this poor soul. Such a gentleman about it too.

[Kate Simmons]

Pirates dont behave!!! Cabin boys behave, not pirates.

Now dear captain, if you will fill my cup. *wry smile*

:heehee:Say, has anyone seen those Cabin boys, I need their assistance in the store room............I need some help with these kegs.............well, what did you think I meant?:daydreaming:

[Kimberley]

You are going to the stores? Where is braxis? That is his job or has he passed out behind the empty kegs?

[pocoyo]

Now dear captain, if you will fill my cup. *wry smile*
:heehee:

*cracks up*



Btw... I'm a pirate cabin boy!

[pocoyo]

I'll give you a hand with yer kegs Erickay ;) ;)

[Kimberley]

*Kimberley turns to the Captain and bats her eyes.*

I've been meaning to discuss a rather delicate matter. It seems the first cabin boy has been very diligent in his duties. Have you considered making him a full member of the crew?

*Kimberley puts hand on Captain's arm and smiles.*

I do believe he has the energy and most certainly the loyalty.

[pocoyo]

I do believe he has the energy and most certainly the loyalty.

... but not the maturity.. the fool!
:p

[CaptLex]

*Kimberley turns to the Captain and bats her eyes.*

I've been meaning to discuss a rather delicate matter. It seems the first cabin boy has been very diligent in his duties. Have you considered making him a full member of the crew?

*Kimberley puts hand on Captain's arm and smiles.*

I do believe he has the energy and most certainly the loyalty.
You are as wise as you are lovely, Lady Kimberley, but I'm afraid that would leave our ship minus a cabin boy. Quite a dilemma, don't you agree? :happy:

[Kimberley]

... but not the maturity.. the fool!
:p

**************
Well, that will come with additional responsibility and the threat of punishment for transgression. (Dont ask....lmao)

[Kate Simmons]

... but not the maturity.. the fool!
:pMinor detail Bub.Go for the promo. I can take the Cabin boy spot. I wear a lotta hats ya know (besides other things):heehee:

[Kimberley]

Well Captain, being in port would allow you to shang.... I mean enlist the services of a new one would it not?

[CaptLex]

Good point, Ericka and Kimberley . . . and you're very persuasive (especially when you bat your eyes). Hmmm . . . but I haven't heard from Cabin Boy Poc yet. If he really wants that promotion he may have to prove himself to the captain . . . by shining his boots (what did you think I meant?). :heehee:

[Kate Simmons]

Good point, Ericka and Kimberley . . . and you're very persuasive (especially when you bat your eyes). Hmmm . . . but I haven't heard from Cabin Boy Poc yet. If he really wants that promotion he may have to prove himself to the captain . . . by shining his boots (what did you think I meant?). :heehee:Er spit shining them of course.:happy:

[Kimberley]

Well we do know he can clean rum barrels better than anyone so boots it shall be.

I do find it curious that he resists the priviledge of carrying a cutlass (and having his way with the ladies at will)

[pocoyo]

*kneels before the Captain.... to er, shine his boots ...of course* :whistling:

Weeelll, maybe in 10 years or so I can be promoted to cabin man (even though men can be cabin boys too :doh:) LOL!

[Kimberley]

Kimberley adjust her skirts. :heehee:

[CaptLex]

*kneels before the Captain.... to er, shine his boots ...of course* :whistling:

:eek: :lol2:

Wow, that left me so flustered, I can't even think what position to promote you to. Suggestions, anyone? I won't argue, he's certainly proved himself. :lovestruck:

[Kimberley]

Perhaps as assistant to the stores master?

[CaptLex]

Perhaps as assistant to the stores master?
Well . . . after that . . . um . . . very thorough boot-shining, he can have any spot he wants (short of captain) - so he may want to aim a little higher. :tongueout

[Kate Simmons]

Kimberley adjust her skirts. :heehee:Yeah, forgot you were hiding that other Cabin boy in there.:rolleyes:

[pocoyo]

:eek: :lol2:

Wow, that left me so flustered, I can't even think what position to promote you to. Suggestions, anyone? I won't argue, he's certainly proved himself. :lovestruck:

*grins* :D :D

[Edit: hahaha "thorough boot-shining"!]

[CaptLex]

*grins* :D :D

[Edit: hahaha "thorough boot-shining"!]
Well, I can't make you Officer in Charge of Boot-Shining, so how about Purser?

[Kimberley]

Yeah, forgot you were hiding that other Cabin boy in there.:rolleyes:

****************
:eek: Quickly crosses ankles.....

[Kimberley]

Well, I can't make you Officer in Charge of Boot-Shining, so how about Purser?

***************
Does that mean he carries my purse?? (So I was blonde in my younger days)

[Kate Simmons]

***************
Does that mean he carries my purse?? (So I was blonde in my younger days):rolleyes:

[Kimberley]

Ahhh the serving wench has returned.

More drink! More rum ballsh....

[CaptLex]

I think Purser Poc was so overwhelmed by the festivities (not to mention the promotion and the boot-shining), he's sleeping it off in the nearest hammock. In fact, it seems like a few people have found a comfy corner to snooze. Must have been quite a party! :D

[Kimberley]

Ahhh just a short respite.. I am sure it will continue in due course. (I notice that Kay also disappeared about the same time.:D )

Perhaps time to follow suit. (My fifth of Screech is almost empty... seriously) although there is a full one of Bacardi. After that (probably by the end of the week) it will be single malt.

Nite Capn.

:hugs:
Kimberley

[Kate Simmons]

HMM--Think the new Purser and I will get along just fine. Think I'll sleep under Poc's hammock. Nice view from down there for sure.:heehee:

[kerrianna]

:heehee:

Taking notes from the crowsnest. The Admiralty will reward me handsomely (sigh:battingeyelashes: ) for this evidence of pirate debauchery.

Wouldn't want to get caught though. That might mean a lashing. From that handsome pirate captain :blushing: (sigh:battingeyelashes: ).

Wouldn't want that :daydreaming:

[Tina Dixon]

Party's on I here, and how much rum did I have? And if you were looking for the cabin boy I did find him under my skirt:mad: , little runt I got a date, I say walk the plank with him:thumbsup:

[Kieron Andrew]

Party's on I here, and how much rum did I have?that wasnt rum you were drinking, you kept going for my Tequila bottles

[Tina Dixon]

that wasnt rum you were drinking, you kept going for my Tequila bottles
Oh so thats why I feel this way, well pass the rum then, and I wonder who else was under my skirt:mad: , hey any one seen the Captain:eek:

[Charleen]

*opening the Captain's door* What the 'ell is going on out here? Can't a girl enjoy a quiet moment in the Captain's hot tub in peace?

Oh would you look at this! What a site! Tina, nice gown, but from the looks of all those bumps in it, you have to have half the crew under there. Erica, what are you doing laying on that barrel? That's the position we put people in to get the water out of them when they fall over board. Oh, I see,Never mind.
Looks like quite a time. Is that Lisa over there? Can barely make her out through all the crew around her, but why do they keep looking behind her? She hiding something back there?
I'm going back into the cabin. Lovely day, get freshened up and might put on my bathing suit. *Door closes*

[Lisa Golightly]

Hahaha Lisa's too wild even for me!

I'm not wild... I'm just fun.

[Lisa Golightly]

Shopping for finery? Haha this boy's a starving college student, so I'll be wearing the usual rags. Naw I've been busy studying and dreaming of how stunning Lisa will look... not to mention all the rest of you guys and gals.

Awww... You boy's are all so sweet :)

[Sarah Rabbit]

I think Purser Poc was so overwhelmed by the festivities (not to mention the promotion and the boot-shining), he's sleeping it off in the nearest hammock. In fact, it seems like a few people have found a comfy corner to snooze. Must have been quite a party! :D
(A somewhat dis-shelve Sarah Rabbit shifts and moves some boxes she was sleeping under)

Whoa, what a shin-dig. Any one finds my knickers, just send them to me. Any pics of me, I require royalties:devil:

(Sarah stumbles out of the door to the nearest MacDonalds for some much needed grease)

Sarah R. :bunny:

[Kate Simmons]

I guess what Sarah is trying to tell us is that pics are for quids.:happy:

[CaptLex]

I guess what Sarah is trying to tell us is that pics are for quids.:happy:
:lol2:

Seems like everyone had a good time - glad you ladies enjoyed yourselves. And don't worry about your reputations - what happens on the ship stays on the ship (now, about those pics . . . ) :devil:

[Daintre]

Rats, I guess I was to late, and I just got my tux cleaned, see my avatar...:D

[Kate Simmons]

:lol2:

Seems like everyone had a good time - glad you ladies enjoyed yourselves. And don't worry about your reputations - what happens on the ship stays on the ship (now, about those pics . . . ) :devil:My rep precedes me(unfortunately). The Ladies' reps are safe with me (until I need some "leverage") and it was my grand privalege to serve all you regal folks. We're outta Rum though. Need some post haste.Anyone seen Poc---er the Purser? :thinking:

[Tina Dixon]

Well after I got rid of that big dress, (Can you believe I found empty rum bottles and one cabin boy under it) got in to some more partying, rum was tasting good, and here's a little leg shot and some undies to keep the boys excited:D

[Evert]

(Can you believe I found empty rum bottles and one cabin boy under it)

:D Well I had a good time anyway....

[Tina Dixon]

:D Well I had a good time anyway....
If I didn't like it I would have you walking the plank:heehee:

[Evert]

If I didn't like it I would have you walking the plank:heehee:

I should change my rank to "1st skirt boy" then.. :heehee:

[Kate Simmons]

Boy's hell Tina, I'm excited--wahwowhee! Oops--sorry--plum lost my head there for a minute Ma'am.:battingeyelashes: :p

[Tina Dixon]

Boy's hell Tina, I'm excited--wahwowhee! Oops--sorry--plum lost my head there for a minute Ma'am.:battingeyelashes: :p
Even got the sea wench excited:o

[Kimberley]

Outta rum? Rum balls too? Hmmm, I know the Capn has a private stock. No wonder he wants to know why the rum is always gone.:D

Well, I didnt even get a chance to compliment the Cap'n on his dress cutlass. Has such a lovely curve to it and of course, the wrapping is always there for protection less someone get poked by the point.

Oh well, guess it is time to call the handmaids to get me out of this and then head for the secluded cove beyond the point. Quiet and secluded. Perfect for a gurl to catch some sun.

[CaptLex]

We're outta Rum though.
Drat! Why is the rum always gone?! :p

Nice tux, Jenni! :thumbsup:

Nice leg shot, Tina (woo-hoo!) - no wonder Evert was out of sight all evening. I think we can upgrade him to cabin man now. :heehee: And I thought you were Kieron's date . . .

Kimberley, you're the biggest flirt! :kiss: You don't need to tell all the girls about my sword. :blushing:

And who did Sarah and Lisa go home with?

[Kieron Andrew]

And I thought you were Kieron's date . . .
she was meant to be, but disappeared half way through the evening when i went to the bathroom :(

[pocoyo]

... here's a little leg shot and some undies to keep the boys excited:D
:eek: goodness me! :o Looks like you had a great time, nice legs lol!
*coughsdrunkenwenchcoughs* :p

[CaptLex]

:heehee:

Taking notes from the crowsnest. The Admiralty will reward me handsomely (sigh:battingeyelashes: ) for this evidence of pirate debauchery.

Wouldn't want to get caught though. That might mean a lashing. From that handsome pirate captain :blushing: (sigh:battingeyelashes: ).

Wouldn't want that :daydreaming:
Be careful what you wish for, Kerrianna . . . :heehee: Can't have you spilling the beans like that - then everyone will want to join the party. :D *the captain leads kerrianna to the brig for some . . . um . . . interrogating . . . * :eek:

[Kimberley]

she was meant to be, but disappeared half way through the evening when i went to the bathroom :(

******************
Bathroom? Seems like the crew disappeared about the same time she and Kay did. NOW we know why the rum is all gone!!!

[CaptLex]

she was meant to be, but disappeared half way through the evening when i went to the bathroom :(
Note to Kieron: keep an eye on your date . . . even if you have to drag her to the bathroom with you (these young cabin boys work fast). :tongueout

[Kimberley]

Only brig ever seen with heavy curtains and soft down .... uh...furnishings.

[Kate Simmons]

Be careful what you wish for, Kerrianna . . . :heehee: Can't have you spilling the beans like that - then everyone will want to join the party. :D *the captain leads kerrianna to the brig for some . . . um . . . interrogating . . . * :eek:Lucky for you she just shaved the beard!

[Kimberley]

Do we have a cure for hangovers?

[Kate Simmons]

Only brig ever seen with heavy curtains and soft down .... uh...furnishings.Yeah, been there , done that!:whistling:

[Tina Dixon]

she was meant to be, but disappeared half way through the evening when i went to the bathroom :(
Wel you were in there for hours puking, whats a girl to do?

[CaptLex]

Do we have a cure for hangovers?
Sure . . . "hair of the dog" - in other words, more rum! Don't worry, the Purser is restocking as we speak! :D

[Kimberley]

Restocking? The supplies or his own tolerance levels? Dont send the serving wench to find out, she's a bad influence on him. If you do, the rum will still all be gone.

[Tina Dixon]

Sure . . . "hair of the dog" - in other words, more rum! Don't worry, the Purser is restocking as we speak! :D
I sent all the rum from my coffee shop here, so we should be able to party for a few more days:D

[Kimberley]

Tina, is that Tamara in the Santa suit on your avatar?
:D


:hugs:
Kimberley

[Kate Simmons]

Yeah, me and the Purser are good buds but he does tend to want to "sample" the stock just to make sure it's good. Can't be too careful you know.:p

[Tina Dixon]

Tina, is that Tamara in the Santa suit on your avatar?
:D


:hugs:
Kimberley
Now wouldn't that be fun:heehee:

[Kimberley]

Now wouldn't that be fun:heehee:

********************
Thought I recognized that raised hand.....

[CaptLex]

I sent all the rum from my coffee shop here, so we should be able to party for a few more days:D
Aww, Tina, you're the best! I think you may quickly become the captain's favorite (but don't fight, ladies). ;)

[kerrianna]

My, Captain, what a nice comfy brig you have! :blushing:

Oooh, not the fluffy pillow torture! I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition! :heehee:

[pocoyo]

captain.. is that a pistol in your pocket?

[kerrianna]

Ooh, cute cabin boy! I hope the Captain lets you take charge of prisoners once in awhile. :battingeyelashes:

[Kimberley]

captain.. is that a pistol in your pocket?

:OMG: That is too funny!

:lol: :lol2: :lol:

[kerrianna]

Ahem... a Lady never laughs at a gentleman's pistol.

...at least not in front of him....:heehee:

[Kate Simmons]

Ooh, cute cabin boy! I hope the Captain lets you take charge of prisoners once in awhile. :battingeyelashes:Sorry Hon, he's taken he's --er --The Purser now, important guy. He's got people to do and things to see--wait think I got that backwards--I ain't blonde for nuthin' you know.:doh:

[CaptLex]

captain.. is that a pistol in your pocket?
Oh no . . . is it showing? Better move that, it's fully loaded. :eek:

[pocoyo]

got people to do and things to see--wait think I got that backwards

Think you got it the right way round :happy:


Oh no . . . is it showing? Better move that, it's fully loaded. :eek:

.... need a hand? :D :heehee:

[pocoyo]

Btw Kerriana.. that's a lovely dress... really brings out the color in your, er.... beard....:eek: :D

[kerrianna]

Sorry Hon, he's taken he's --er --The Purser now, important guy. He's got people to do and things to see--wait think I got that backwards--I ain't blonde for nuthin' you know.:doh:

Oh, I guess he was pursing his lips for someone else. :sigh:

Oh well, I've seen some other cute cabin boys here. Lots of fish in this sea. :D

Careful, Capt'n. Don't want to go off half-cocked. :heehee:

[kerrianna]

Btw Kerriana.. that's a lovely dress... really brings out the color in your, er.... beard....:eek: :D

tee hee hee, silly! That's not a real beard. I'm just wearing that so someone will sit in my lap and tell me what they want.

But only if they've been naughty.

I mean nice! NICE! Only if they've been nice!
:whew!:(almost made a slip there)

[Kate Simmons]

Yeah, a lot of that "slipping" going around. Anyway, let me sit on your lap to tell you how "good" I was (last night).:heehee:

[CaptLex]

.... need a hand? :D :heehee:
Off to the brig with you sailor . . . I'll take care of you later. ;)

[kerrianna]

Yeah, a lot of that "slipping" going around. Anyway, let me sit on your lap to tell you how "good" I was (last night).:heehee:

No need to sweetie. I took notes. Even have some pictures. They took a long time to draw though, and with all the pitching of the ship they're kind of squiggly, but I think everyone back on land will be able to see how 'good' you were.

ps- I get a bonus from some guy at the North Pole for some of this 'ahem' undercover work. :heehee:

[pocoyo]

Haha! Kerriana, EKR and Kimberley, all so funny... all so "sweet" :p

Feel free to sit on my lap anyone :happy:
Er...why?...because I'm cold... yes that's why, ahem....

[pocoyo]

Off to the brig with you sailor . . . I'll take care of you later. ;)

Hehe! :heehee: :devil:

[kerrianna]

Off to the brig with you sailor . . . I'll take care of you later. ;)

But I'm in the brig still! :eek: ...oh wait a minute. This might work out. :battingeyelashes: ...better fluff up a ... pillow!:p

[pocoyo]

Waheey!!

[kerrianna]

Haha! Kerriana, EKR and Kimberley, all so funny... all so "sweet" :p

Feel free to sit on my lap anyone :happy:
Er...why?...because I'm cold... yes that's why, ahem....

Sure! You can borrow my beard and I'll tell you what I want.

Oh! My! I didn't know Pursers carried pistols too! :blushing:

[pocoyo]

I'm afraid that's not a pistol, it's a blunderbuss lol!
How did this beard end up here? :eek:

[kerrianna]

Oops! :heehee: hee hee hee.

I mean ho ho ho. :D

[CaptLex]

I'm afraid that's not a pistol, it's a blunderbuss lol!

37769

[pocoyo]

Oops! :heehee: hee hee hee.

I mean ho ho ho. :D



Ho ho ooohhhh dearrrryy meee..... :yikes:

[pocoyo]

HAHAAA LEX!!!
That's brilliant lmao :lol2:

[kerrianna]

Hmmm Capt, yer right of course, but that is a mighty fine looking canon you've got.

Just don't point it at me. I'm a lady.

:shifty: I was just saying that to fool everyone. Ready, aim, fire! ;)

[CaptLex]

Hmmm Capt, yer right of course, but that is a mighty fine looking canon you've got.

Just don't point it at me. I'm a lady.

:shifty: I was just saying that to fool everyone. Ready, aim, fire! ;)
After you spend one night in the brig with the Purser you'll have a hard time finding anyone to believe that. :devil: These young salts can reload very quickly. :p

[Kate Simmons]

I'm afraid that's not a pistol, it's a blunderbuss lol!
How did this beard end up here? :eek:She's undercover Hon, under who's I dunno. Careful with blunderb--whatever you call it!:heehee:

[kerrianna]

Oh my!

Maybe I should make my escape now before my reputation is tarnished like the cheap silver of the Admiral's cutlery.

LOOK! A butterfly! :kickbutt:

...makes her escape, grabbing the beard on the way out. Never get off the ship without a disguise!

[Kimberley]

Did aynone tell her the gangplank is over open water?

Oh well, the more ladies who desert the better for me. I mean more to clean my cabin...

[Kate Simmons]

Say Kimberley, can't find Poc. Care to come over and sample the Rum shipment we just got?;)

[Tina Dixon]

Wow, morning all, passing out in a life boat is sure hard on the back, ow, now wheres my skirt and who unhooked my bra:mad:

[Kate Simmons]

Wow, morning all, passing out in a life boat is sure hard on the back, ow, now wheres my skirt and who unhooked my bra:mad:I know Tina but my lips are sealed. I'm under a blood oath not to tell.:p

[Evert]

I know Tina but my lips are sealed. I'm under a blood oath not to tell.:p

Good wench...

o god.. I think I just blew my cover... :straightface:

[kerrianna]

Did aynone tell her the gangplank is over open water?

Oh well, the more ladies who desert the better for me. I mean more to clean my cabin...

SPLASH!!! :eek:

OOPS!
No wonder I'm wet :shocked:

Better sneak back on board and find somewhere to dry off.

Ah! Down here amongst these rum barrels. No one comes down here I'm sure. Now to get that wet dress off....

[Kate Simmons]

SPLASH!!! :eek:

OOPS!
No wonder I'm wet :shocked:

Better sneak back on board and find somewhere to dry off.

Ah! Down here amongst these rum barrels. No one comes down here I'm sure. Now to get that wet dress off....The swim did you good, Hon. At least it got rid of the beard. They'll never recognize you now. I won't tell 'em for sure.:raisedeyebrow: :shh:

[Kimberley]

Wow, morning all, passing out in a life boat is sure hard on the back, ow, now wheres my skirt and who unhooked my bra:mad:

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Yup. The capn sure knows how to throw a party.

Didnt lose your panties too did you?

Gotta watch the Capn's private stock. Nothing like overproof dark rum.

[kerrianna]

Oh goody. Pirate clothes.

Now they'll think I'm one of them. :heehee:

Let's see, "hee hee...no, HO HO HO and a bottle of rum!"

Just practise up on my cussing and drinking and carousing and they should be fooled in no time. :p

[CaptLex]

Oh goody. Pirate clothes.

Now they'll think I'm one of them. :heehee:

Let's see, "hee hee...no, HO HO HO and a bottle of rum!"

Just practise up on my cussing and drinking and carousing and they should be fooled in no time. :p
Cool avatar, Kerrianna . . . very Elizabeth Swann. :thumbsup: