Everyone needs a laugh on Wednesday so...

[Emily Ann Brown]

Wife and I are separated and divorcing. My dressing is the sole reason. She requested a meeting at a local restaurant last night to talk. Announced she was gonna fight me on it so she could "save me".

It had gotten so cold and windy by the time we came out that I had to put on the heavy male coat that I had carried in earlier. I pulled my gloves out of the pocket....and a pair of my off black knee highs fell out at her feet !!!!!!

OOPSIES!


Emily Ann

[kerrianna]

Sorry to hear about the divorce. That is a pretty funny scene to imagine. Pretty much sums up her odds of 'saving' you. :heehee: I'm glad you saw the humour in it too.

[TxKimberly]

Ouch. I hate the "D" word.
Gotta admit though that this might have had its amusing points though.
By the way, let us know how her "saving" you by "fighting" you goes. Are you drowning or something that you need to be saved? Heck, I'll chuck ya a life preserver WITHOUT a fight if you need one.
Kim

[Helen H. Heels]

Good morning,

I was a sinner, thats what my former wife felt. She wanted me to save myself!
But if she is a saint, I don't want to be saved just to live my life by other's expectations.

Fight for what you want and need.

Best wishes,
Helen H. Heels:2c:

[Karren H]

You need to be saved too!! :) Should have picked them up and handed them to her and said "ohhh and I bought you a present". Lightly worn and slightly soiled! Lol.

I thought nuns didn't wear thigh highs!! You must belong to one of those fringe orders? Order of the Holly Molies?

And in the slim chance that she doesn't "save" you........ Wonder what's the melting point of nylons anyway?? Bet asbosteous thigh highs would be itchy??

:D

Love Karren

[Charolette time]

Wife and I are separated and divorcing. My dressing is the sole reason. She requested a meeting at a local restaurant last night to talk. Announced she was gonna fight me on it so she could "save me".

It had gotten so cold and windy by the time we came out that I had to put on the heavy male coat that I had carried in earlier. I pulled my gloves out of the pocket....and a pair of my off black knee highs fell out at her feet !!!!!!

OOPSIES!


Emily Ann

As pretty as your picture is, you shold of met her all dressed up and then let her try to save you, maybe she could give you a few tips as if you need any:devil: good luck and some day she will see you in a different way, Charolette

[Emily Ann Brown]

Karren hun,


I figured of all people my own flesh and blood would know that asbestos stockings only come in safety yellow ! (giggle giggle)


Emily Ann

[Kimberley]

She can blame it on dressing if she wants but there is more to it than that. Still, I love your attitude Emily. Did you tell her you dont want to be saved? Being a born again Xdresser is enough? (Sorry, I couldnt resist and no offense intended.)

:hugs:
Kimberley

[JulieC]

Emily Ann,

If you are a sinner that needs saving for crossdressing, you might want to point out to your soon-to-be ex-wife that she needs saving too...for wearing pants, tights, and heels. These were all men's garments, afterall.

-BB

[Jenn S.]

Sorry about your divorce, Emily. It's funny how every normal person thinks this is just something that will go away if you just work on it. I would've liked to have seen the look on her face when she saw the knee-highs "accidentally" fall out!:p

[finacarina]

what did she say? how did she react? Please tell the rest of the story.

[myMichelle]

Karren hun,


I figured of all people my own flesh and blood would know that asbestos stockings only come in safety yellow ! (giggle giggle)


Emily Ann

It's the reflective safety stripes that really make 'em sexy! LMAO

[Wendy me]

lol thanks for shearing that .....

[jozee]

the hell with your wife. life is too short to be miserable. my ex blew a gasket any time i tried to wear her panties during sex. she made my life miserable for
7 1/2 yrs, and when she couldn't take it any more, she left. you should have
met her en femme. and said 'i don't want to be saved!"

[Amy Hepker]

Gee that's to bad, I wonder if she still wants to save you, or if she figures that it would never work. You are a wonderful looking lady and I am sure you have a mind of your own.

[Karren H]

Karren hun,


I figured of all people my own flesh and blood would know that asbestos stockings only come in safety yellow ! (giggle giggle)


Emily Ann

Make a great "Flaming Chicken from Hell" halloween costume next year!! hehe

Karren

[janet p]

My question is was it really an accident that those stockings were in your coat pockets????? I think not.:love:

[Billijo49504]

So you and Karen are related, heaven help us all..:tongueout ..BJ

[Lisa Maren]

Saved? Puh-lease! She needs to be saved from herself! I, too, think you should come up with a great costume for next Halloween -- how about a nice, sexy, she-devil with red thigh-high fishnets, a sexy garter belt and a nice pair of red leather b!tch boots? :devil: :heehee:

Hugs,
Lisa

[Angie G]

Good one Emily :hugs:
Angie