We've been getting too serious lately.

[kerrianna]

Actually I think I'd better not say!

Why are you in the Cap's clothes?

Throw his hat over here :p

Come and get it! runs over and hides from Pocs, jumping on top of the Captn's bed

[pocoyo]

*Leaps out and follows her*
Give it here.. give it!....

[Kimberley]

Kimberley sees where this is heading and quietly makes her way to the door, closing it behind her.... TIme to leave and come back later....

[kerrianna]

*Leaps out and follows her*
Give it here.. give it!....

hee hee hee!
BOING!!!!

Oh my! Was that you? :yikes:

[pocoyo]

What I want to know is why the Captain has a King Sized bed in his cabin and nt a hammock lol.

KIMBERLEY.....

haha yes sorry.. I know.. it's rude to point...

[kerrianna]

Well...it is splendid...but...I think maybe we :heehee: just broke the Captn's bed. There's this springy thingy poking out...no not you...look here on the bed.

I don't think he's going to be happy when he gets back.

Maybe we should go for now. We'll blame it on someone else.

Ooopsie...I'm supposed to be heading to the docks to pick someone up.

Here...ooo...you look handsome in that hat. :battingeyelashes:

uh...you might want to...ahem...sheath your sword before you go back on deck. :blushing:

Til next time luv..:kiss:

[pocoyo]

hehe bye girls!

I better fix this room up... *sighs*...
Women.. they love you then leave you...

[Kimberley]

What I want to know is why the Captain has a King Sized bed in his cabin and nt a hammock lol.

KIMBERLEY.....

haha yes sorry.. I know.. it's rude to point...

******************
I never never kiss and tell.....
******************

Women.. they love you then leave you...
******************
Only to pretty up again hon...:battingeyelashes: :heehee:

:love:

[Evert]

Where are those girls? Probably hanging in the tub.. no... not there.... Whats that giggling??

Hey what are you doing in tha cap's room?? :Angry3:

erm...

Can I join? :heehee:

[kerrianna]

:eek: Yikes! Caught me!

I was just...er...looking for my...um... :blushing:
*girlish giggle*

[Evert]

Oh my, why are you so shy all of a sudden?? :heehee:

[kerrianna]

...hee hee hee. I always get shy around cute guys. :cute:

Besides, I was just remembering...um *looking at Captn's bed* ...:blushing: ...

Are you good at fixing things? I think...someone...broke a spring in the Captn's bed and I don't want him to be mad when he gets back.

[Evert]

You're just saying I'm cute so I can fix the bed aren't ya? Ah well..

*Walks away and comes back with a toolbox*

Shouldn't take long... See.. all fixed!

*Grabs Kerrianna by the waist en trows her on the bed*

So don't break it again will ya!? ;)

[kerrianna]

Oh my!!! :lovestruck: You certainly are strong! And handy.

Hey! Who said I broke it the first time? Were you watching? :nono:

*looks around room*

I THOUGHT I heard some heavy breathing from a cupboard earlier. I thought it was just my monkey friend.

http://www.geocities.com/cptblood_1999/Cptncbn.jpg

[Evert]

Isn't that what all girls say? :devil:

monkey in the cupboard riiiiiight...

Well.... I think I wish I was watching... :heehee:

[kerrianna]

Well, you should know that the bed got broke by me jumping on it trying to keep the Captn's hat away from that Purser.

I would never do anything...untoward on the Capt's bed. Well not without the Captain...er...his permission I mean :heehee:

...as for in the hot tub...:p ...why don't you go see if the water's warm?

[Evert]

*Takes off shirt*

I will, do you come with me?

*Walks to the tub*

[kerrianna]

Haha silly! I'm already here! :tongueout

Come on in, the water's nice.

Come on, the Captain isn't on board ship. He'll never know we were using his hot tub. :battingeyelashes:

What? You think that parrot he has there can talk?

[Evert]

I perfectly know what to do with the parrot if he talks (http://www.recipesource.com/misc/weird/00/rec0005.html)

Oh water surely is nice. You too by the way. ;)

[kerrianna]

I perfectly know what to do with the parrot if he talks (http://www.recipesource.com/misc/weird/00/rec0005.html)

Oh water surely is nice. You too by the way. ;)

:lol: I bet you're a good cook too.

Don't know how the Capt would feel about that. :p

:battingeyelashes: Why thank you. Here, let me scrub your back. At least you're not as hairy as my monkey pal.
Hmmm...almost :heehee: .

[Evert]

Capt'n is away, He'll never know who did it.. :heehee:

O hey.. ah... thanks. It damn difficult to shave your back. But you like monkeys don't you? :heehee:

[kerrianna]

Do you want me to shave your back? I could use that cutlass over there.


http://www.mwart.com/images/p/Sabers_Pirate_Cutlass_M1863_779.jpg

It's not too heavy...I was swinging it around before...oh my, I guess I was the one who put that big gash in the curtains. :heehee:

[Evert]

No I'm not going to repair that for you... :devil:

[kerrianna]

No I'm not going to repair that for you... :devil:

That's okay. We'll blame it on the Purser. And if that parrot talks....

*okay where is that pic?*

Now come here you!

hee hee hee! oh my! You are so strong...:censor: :censor: :censor: blubblub:censor: :censor:

........................sigh..............:p

[pocoyo]

HAHA! Parrot Pie!! :lol2:


******************
I never never kiss and tell.....
******************
*****************
Only to pretty up again hon...:battingeyelashes: :heehee:

:love:

O-oh so you know why the Cap has a King-sized bed?
Ii-interesting!
Haha off to powder your nose were you?
You didn't need to pretty up, you looked lovely.
But if it makes you feel better to go to the bathroom together and giggle about who-knows-what, then fair enough!



That's okay. We'll blame it on the Purser. And if that parrot talks....
Now come here you!

hee hee hee! oh my! You are so strong...:censor: :censor: blubblub:censor: :censor:

........................sigh..............:p

"We'll blame it on the purser".....hmmm we'll blame it on the purser?!
1 minute flavour of the month... the next, cast aside like one of Kong's old banana skins.
And who said women were fickle?
(Hahaha!)

And what kind of respect is that for a darn lazy, uh sorry, hard-working young officer anyway?

[kerrianna]

...as I was saying...if that parrot talks...

[kerrianna]

"We'll blame it on the purser".....hmmm we'll blame it on the purser?!
1 minute flavour of the month... the next, cast aside like one of Kong's old banana skins.
And who said women were fickle?
(Hahaha!)

And what kind of respect is that for a darn lazy, uh sorry, hard-working young officer anyway?

:D ...Sorry cutie, I was carried away in the heat of the moment. That Evert is just so dashing...:blushing: ...well...so are you...:p ...hmmmm, maybe you could fight over me. That would be exciting! :battingeyelashes:

*kerrianna takes down the torn curtains and quickly starts sewing*

I thought I saw the Capt on board...I'd better fix this up. Don't want the boys to get into trouble. :heehee:

[Evert]

Fighting with Poc's?! Never! :straightface:

[kerrianna]

Fighting with Poc's?! Never! :straightface:

But it would be so dashing! And romantic!

The flash and clang of steel...the grunts and groans of pain when the blades struck flesh...the bright red stains of blood upon the deck...the quivering sweat-soaked victor standing over his vanquished foe! :daydreaming:

You could always rest up in the hot tub afterward...:heehee:...well the winner could...

[Evert]

But I like Poc's.. How could I ever hurt him? :eek:

[pocoyo]

I'd love to fight over you but I'm afraid I could never fight Evert he's too cool!!!

Let's hope someone annoying wants to get their mitts on you.. then I'll gladly have a fight :devil: muahaha!!
Mmmm duelling over a lady!

[kerrianna]

But I like Poc's.. How could I ever hurt him? :eek:

Well, go wish him congrats on posting over 1K if you haven't already.

Silly boy...it's so hard to find a cuthroat pirate these days. :rolleyes:

Oh, well...back to the mending....

[Evert]

Well if you're in for it... then I am too!

*I looooooooooove te fight*

[Evert]

Well, go wish him congrats on posting over 1K if you haven't already.

Silly boy...it's so hard to find a cuthroat pirate these days. :rolleyes:

Oh, well...back to the mending....

1K? It will be K-1 if we fight.. :heehee:

(But she is right, CONGRATS POCOYO! :Party: )

[pocoyo]

Muaha! *leaps on Evert* gerroff 'er she's mine!!!

Ooh I posted over 1,000? And you thought I was the silent moody type? :p

[kerrianna]

Well if you're in for it... then I am too!

*I looooooooooove te fight*

Oh good...cuz I see the admiral's fleet on the horizon.

Have a good fight boys. I'm heading for the hold.

Good luck...oh, and watch out for the cannonballs...the Captain says they hurt. :eek:

[Evert]

Muaha! *leaps on Evert* gerroff 'er she's mine!!!


Oh no she's NOT!!! *tries to hit Poco in the stomach*

[pocoyo]

Notice how Kez encourages us to fight then runs away :p

*tries to dodge the blow to the stomach but doesn't manage it*
*coughing and spluttering, bent over double*
Aaaarrrghhhhh *charges towards Evert headfirst.....

[Evert]

We fight for her.. shouldn't she at least watch? :p

Awh f***! *Evert gets hit by pocs head* Now my nose is bleeding you little bugger!!
*Evert wraps his arms around Pocs waist and tries to trow him off the ship*

[pocoyo]

pocs suddenly pauses in Evert's "embrace" and looks into Evert's eyes... but just for a moment, then tries to wriggle out of the grip but ends up being put in a headlock by Evert* aarghh!! *thumps at him*....
Nooo! Don't dangle me off the ship!!!

[Evert]

:straightface: Where are you looking at? *Pocs starts moving again and I take him in a headlock. Pocs starts screaming* Why not? Give me one good reason why I shouldnt throw you in the ocean!! *Evert starts to push Pocs legs over the railing*

[kerrianna]

*kerrianna pops head back up from hold*

What's going on? Oh my!

Oh boys! LOOK :eek:

[CaptLex]

HEY! No fighting . . . especially over a dame! We gotta stick together, dudes. Kerrianna, if you're causing trouble among the crew, we may have to tie you to the mast. :naughty

[Evert]

Sorry Captain.. *Pulls Pocs back on board..*

Sorry Matey... Can I give you a drink? You can have Kerrianna if you really want to.. :hugs:

[pocoyo]

Phew! That was scary!

Haha well... let's share :D Yeah a drink would be great!

Sorry captain sir *mumbles humbly*

[kerrianna]

HEY! No fighting . . . especially over a dame! We gotta stick together, dudes. Kerrianna, if you're causing trouble among the crew, we may have to tie you to the mast. :naughty

:D oops...sorry Captain.

Normally I'd LOVE to be tied to the mast, especially with silk rope (*winks at Pocs*) ...but right now it might not be a good idea what with those ships bearing down and the smokey things going off.

I'm heading back down below.

Sure is good to see you aboard again Captain. Don't get hit by anymore cannonballs.

Oh! There goes one now!

Tooodles!!!:hiding:

[Sierra Evon]

How much does a pirate pay for corn ??????

* " a buccaneer " :heehee:

[Evert]

:cheers: Poco!

[pocoyo]

:cheers: cheers mate!

Hehe... a buck an ear :p

[Evert]

By the way..

Me -> :cheers: <- Poc's


:p

[pocoyo]

Drunken b*stards :p .....

[Kimberley]

Gee, I leave for a well, wax on wax off and come back to see you two looking like you have been rolling in the gutters with a belly full of grog. What's gotten into you two? Ane what is that ape doing in the water swimming toward the Admiralty fleet flagship?

[Evert]

Fighting, drinking and singing.... we are really bad pirates :p

[Kimberley]

Nahhh. Bad pirates dont, well get into these situations.

[kerrianna]

*kerrianna pops her head back up*

What's happened? Did you guys fight off...huh! There you are drinking and making goo goo eyes at each other...but where's...

KONG! He's driven away the Admiral's Fleet!

http://www.moviecitynews.com/arrays/images/2005/king_kong/KingKong1420.jpg

MY HERO!!! :daydreaming: :luvu:

[Kimberley]

Oh great! Once again we have a wet monkey and he is gonna want a bathtub full of banana daquiri. I suppose he's worth it though.

[pocoyo]

he is gonna want a bathtub full of banana daquiri. I suppose he's worth it though.

Me too, me too! :jumping:

***

Lol...Kerriana, I didn't even notice a whole fleet attacking us... talk about dopey!
Lucky Kong was here! :D

[Kimberley]

Oh yessssss, you tooooooooo.

So tell me your heart's desire and well, maybe we can make it happen. :D

[pocoyo]

Well I meant I wanted a bathfull of banana daquiri too!
Hey... I could swim in it and drink it at the same time...
(yes.. I know I'm disgusting, but you love me anyway lol!)

[kerrianna]

Well I meant I wanted a bathfull of banana daquiri too!
Hey... I could swim in it and drink it at the same time...
(yes.. I know I'm disgusting, but you love me anyway lol!)

Go for it!

Just don't be surprised to have some rather large hairy company. :D

that avatar is so cute Pocs

[pocoyo]

Go for it!

Just don't be surprised to have some rather large hairy company. :D

that avatar is so cute Pocs

No I don't wanna share! *puts on petulant, selfish greedy little-boy pouty face*

thank you I did make it myself i did :p

[Kimberley]

Oh boy, here we go again. The purser is naked in a vat of liquid and with an evil grin on his face.... That boy is just .... well .... hornball.

[pocoyo]

Oh boy, here we go again. The purser is naked in a vat of liquid and with an evil grin on his face.... That boy is just .... well .... hornball.

Well... yeah...
but actually I was just being greedy... I can't help it if I just HAPPEN to appear sexy while being it... hahahahaha

[Kimberley]

The word I was thinking was incorrigible (sp?)

[pocoyo]

*looks it up* (hahaha! I did sort of know what it meant but I had to check).

Muahaha, that too :devil:

[Kimberley]

*Looks nervously around.,,,*

Are we alone again?

[pocoyo]

swim swim gargle bluuh *looks up* what?
Oh? we are?
Hmm want some banana




daquiri?

[Kimberley]

:surrender

What can I say? You finally got me.

[pocoyo]

:surrender

What can I say? You finally got me.

:lol2::lol2:
That's not what you said in private.... :lol2:

Ahem.. excuse me!

I just meant do you want to share my bath?
Oh no that sounds wrong too.. er... I mean.. er...

Ok so are you going to stop staring at me yet? I'm TRYING to have a bath here :p... you could always ask the Cap if you can get the hot tub out!
Much better than this gunk.

(i said gunk)

[kerrianna]

:surrender

What can I say? You finally got me.

Finally? I thought...oh never mind.

ENJOY!!!


http://www.naturesflavors.com/images/Banana-Daiquiri-M.jpg

[Kimberley]

:lol2::lol2:
That's not what you said in private.... :lol2:


**************
:redface:

Gee get the capn in on this? Uh oh....

[CaptLex]

Oh boy, here we go again. The purser is naked in a vat of liquid and with an evil grin on his face.... That boy is just .... well .... hornball.
Don't forget to say hello to "his little friend" . . . sorry, that's the dope talking. *wonders how long he can use that excuse* :heehee:

[Kimberley]

Kerri!!!!!!!!!!! Hooray! Saved by my partner in crime.

Or is that being pushed into a vat?

[pocoyo]

Don't forget to say hello to "his little friend" . . . sorry, that's the dope talking. *wonders how long he can use that excuse* :heehee:

HAHAHA!!!
Hey Cap... fancy a dip too? ;) ;) Go on!
*looks up out of the bathtub*

[Kimberley]

Ah hah! The Capn has arrived! Good thing he isnt the jealous type or he would have to wave his sheathed cutlass in the air in a threatening manner.

[pocoyo]

Kerrianna! Really!

Lol Kimbs... no-ones gonna save you! You're gonna have to just admit you wanna romp in the daquiri!

[pocoyo]

Ah hah! The Capn has arrived! Good thing he isnt the jealous type or he would have to wave his sheathed cutlass in the air in a threatening manner.

:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

[Kimberley]

SPLASH!!!

Like that? The ape taught me how to cannonball.....

[pocoyo]

Yeeaargh!
There be a wench in me bathtub... and a bonny lass she is at that!

[Kimberley]

So, now you have to.... ummmm treat a lady.... who can get very intoxicated on the fumes of thish tub offf alceehollll.....

[Kimberley]

Oh capnnnnnn *singing* You know thish lad haz corrupteddd me? Will you let me sh... I mean stay at your table for the Valentinesh ballsh? :battingeyelashes:

[pocoyo]

ooh kimberley careful medarlin... we don't want you slippin' under the water... do we? *shakes head* no.. no!
*gently lifts her so she is sitting upright*
Oh no.. you've got BD in your hair *sighs*
Now we'll have to get Evert to give you a hairwash like he did kong!

Edit... haha u want caps valentinesh ballshhh? :p

[CaptLex]

Oh capnnnnnn *singing* You know thish lad haz corrupteddd me? Will you let me sh... I mean stay at your table for the Valentinesh ballsh? :battingeyelashes:
Lady Kimberly . . . as a regular visitor aboard our ship, your place at the captain's table is guaranteed for the Valentine's Day ball. I'm just wondering who has been corrupting who . . . the purser was just a sweet lad when we first recruited him. :eek:

[pocoyo]

I'm just wondering who has been corrupting who . . . the purser was just a sweet lad when we first recruited him. :eek:

*drunkenly points at Kimb* ... HAH!

[Kimberley]

*Kimberley slides below the surface*

[pocoyo]

*Kimberley slides below the surface*

:whistling:
:straightface:
:yikes:

[kerrianna]

Lady Kimberly . . . as a regular visitor aboard our ship, your place at the captain's table is guaranteed for the Valentine's Day ball. I'm just wondering who has been corrupting who . . . the purser was just a sweet lad when we first recruited him. :eek:

Lady Kimberely? Oh! Her! A lady...well, of course...:rolleyes:

Hey where is she anyway...oh...bubbles. Uh-huh. :p

[kerrianna]

That explains the funny look on the purser's face...that...er...sweet lad. :whistling:

Don't let her drown or get too drunk Pocs.

[Kimberley]

*Kimberley resurfaces and looks at Pocs*

:battingeyelashes:

:heehee:

:D

[kerrianna]

*Kimberley resurfaces and looks at Pocs*

:battingeyelashes:

:heehee:

:D

"Lady" Kimberley :rolleyes: :raisedeyebrow:

[Kimberley]

Yeshhhh Itshhh whoooo you loveeeee.....

[pocoyo]

*Kimberley resurfaces and looks at Pocs*

:battingeyelashes:

:heehee:

:D

:straightface:
:raisedeyebrow:
:blushing:
:redface:


Oi Kez... I am sweet! She's already drunk I'm afraid...

[pocoyo]

"Lady" Kimberley :rolleyes: :raisedeyebrow:

hahahaha *falls about laughing*

[Kimberley]

*Kimberley climbs out of the tub and staggers toward her clothes. Stops and wiggles*

Huh. Well if that ish what you think!

[kerrianna]

Oi Kez... I am sweet! She's already drunk I'm afraid...

I can see that. She'll be sorry tomorrow. Well...about the drunk part...don't know about anything else. :whistling:

You should be a gentleman and make sure she gets to bed ok. And you can't use the Captn's bed cuz he's already in it. As a matter of fact, I think I will go over and tend to his wounds.

Oh, my poor sweet Captain,...ooo, that must have hurt. Here let me put a cool clothe to your forehead. You're sooo hot! :koc:

[pocoyo]

Oh, my poor sweet Captain,...ooo, that must have hurt. Here let me put a cool clothe to your forehead. You're sooo hot! :koc:

.... :Angry3: ... my captain....

oh kimberley ... i never had someone get drunk on my bathwater b4!
poor gal.
let me dry you off *rises out of the tub....*

[Kimberley]

Ewww. I'm all sticky from that stuff. I need a real bath, and to wash my hair and Kerri, that monkey of yours is staring in the window and making strange faces!

[pocoyo]

wull i need my hammock!
see u girls soon

xxxx

[Kimberley]

Night Pocs...

:hugs:

[kerrianna]

Night everyone.

Don't worry. I'll look after the Captain. :battingeyelashes:

[pocoyo]

Don't worry. I'll look after the Captain. :battingeyelashes:

:hmph:

night ladies xxxx sleep well.. sweet dreams of giant monkeys :heehee:

[Kate Simmons]

:hmph:

night ladies xxxx sleep well.. sweet dreams of giant monkeys :heehee:It ain't the monkey we got to worry about Hon, it's the amount of bananas we have to feed the blamed thing. We'll have to have a scow in tow just for that!:eek:

[kerrianna]

It ain't the monkey we got to worry about Hon, it's the amount of bananas we have to feed the blamed thing. We'll have to have a scow in tow just for that!:eek:

He did drive the fleet away. And he's good at climbing the mast. Makes the ship a little top-heavy I guess.

Maybe someone could find us a banana-making scroll or similar device?

[pocoyo]

It ain't the monkey we got to worry about Hon, it's the amount of bananas we have to feed the blamed thing. We'll have to have a scow in tow just for that!:eek:

Haha! Well King Kong needs a lot of food.
He is like... er...a giant!
Let's hope that The Cracken doesn't have a penchant for bananas....

[Kate Simmons]

Haha! Well King Kong needs a lot of food.
He is like... er...a giant!
Let's hope that The Cracken doesn't have a penchant for bananas....That's okay Poc. We'll find Medusa'a head for that guy. It worked once.:happy:

[Kimberley]

Oh the primate is just fine. We told him the Admiralty Fleet had a load of bananas. When they were gone we saw what he did to them. The good thing is all those floating barrels of rum...

[pocoyo]

That's okay Poc. We'll find Medusa'a head for that guy. It worked once.:happy:
Aaargh! Well who's offering to find medusa and cut her head off?
(Poor Medusa!) Whoever offers.. do NOT look her in the eye!!



Oh the primate is just fine. We told him the Admiralty Fleet had a load of bananas. When they were gone we saw what he did to them. The good thing is all those floating barrels of rum...

Waheey!

Floating barrels of rum? *leaps into the water*

[Kimberley]

:rolleyes: That boy has a real thing about being wet! Get back here! Cant you see there are sharks in the water??

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[pocoyo]

*screams like a girl*
Kimberley, Kimberley, quick... throw me a rope!

[Kimberley]

Kong? You hungry for fish?

SPLASH!

Throws a rope to Pocs.

[pocoyo]

Thank you young lady!

Woah Kong... that's a lot of sushi right there...

[Kimberley]

You need to go dry off. The monkey smells bad enough.

*Kong looks up with a frown*

Ummm errr, well actually Kerri is going to take special care of you when she gets back.

[pocoyo]

*Poc looks over with a frown too*
Are you suggesting I have a less-than-perfect odour about my person?

*sniffs armpit* :straightface: You're right... !
Why do Cabin Boy Pursers smell like wet dog when they fall in the sea? lol

[Kimberley]

Well, it is the hot sun that does it really. That is why we sit in the shade and allow the Captain to entertain us on these voyages. He is such a gentleman... ;) and he has such a beautiful sword.:heehee:

[pocoyo]

*Looks at the Cap, then turns back to Kimb and nods*

Yup... you're right....

*goes back to admiring the Captain's sword.....*

[Kimberley]

So have the rest of the crew finished retrieving the barrels of Admiralty rum? I do believe a glass of rum with oh I dont know...perhaps a Cuba Libre? That would be refreshing.

No Kong, we are not going to start making Banana Cows.

[kerrianna]

Yoo Hoo! I'm back!

Got some supplies here...let's see...stockings, perfume, scarves, hair berets, nail polish, lipstick, swizzle sticks, limes...oh...yes...WHO NEEDS A BATH?

http://graphicssoft.about.com/library/tuts/images2/tut11-19.gif

[Kimberley]

:rolleyes: Not too loud or the crew will be volunteering en mass.

[kerrianna]

:rolleyes: Not too loud or the crew will be volunteering en mass.

For what? The make-up? Oh...right the bath.

Oh yeah...got some eye shadow here...someone keeps using up all mine!

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f257/Eye4Bears/CaptainJackSparrowCompGenImage.jpg

[Kimberley]

Hmmmm. I wonder who will be wielding the soap.... I hope it is the crew.... Such lovely boys with such strong hands from hoisting all those rum barrels, and treasure chests and crates of cookies...

oooooooooooo Just the thought of it.
:D

[pocoyo]

Unngghh!!!
Sex in dred-locks!

********
I actually have make up on like that today!!!

I was meant to be meeting a friend, (who couldnt make it in the end), and thought I'd try and look "pretty"... weirdly I didn't see a girl in the mirror, but a pretty boy wearing make up!!

*******

Who wants a bath you say? Well.. SHE *points to Kim* says I smell!

[kerrianna]

Unngghh!!!
Sex in dred-locks!

********
I actually have make up on like that today!!!

I was meant to be meeting a friend, (who couldnt make it in the end), and thought I'd try and look "pretty"... weirdly I didn't see a girl in the mirror, but a pretty boy wearing make up!!

*******

Who wants a bath you say? Well.. SHE *points to Kim* says I smell!

I think it's really interesting how many macho looks there are that are accentuated by make-up, esp eye shadow. It doesn't always just make you look 'pretty' - it can make you look interesting, sometimes dangerous. I found that just a bit makes my eyes stand out a bit without looking en-femme.

what's Kerrianna blabbing on about? ...oops sorry...

Hmmmm *sniffs the air* either you do or the monkey. Maybe both.

All right, who's first?

[Kimberley]

Well, I would think you would be fine no matter what.
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:heehee: Oh Everttttttt!

[pocoyo]

I think it's really interesting how many macho looks there are that are accentuated by make-up, esp eye shadow. It doesn't always just make you look 'pretty' - it can make you look interesting, sometimes dangerous. I found that just a bit makes my eyes stand out a bit without looking en-femme.

what's Kerrianna blabbing on about? ...oops sorry...

Hmmmm *sniffs the air* either you do or the monkey. Maybe both.

All right, who's first?

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Yeah it almost accentuated my male-ness in an odd way even though it was really "attractive".
Wow I'd LOVE to see myself as a fully transitioned boy in make-up.

Heck.. why don't I just photoshop some eye make-up on to Edward Furlong, that's the easiest way to find out :rolleyes:
Oh wait... I already saw that in The Crow: Wicked Prayer and my boyfriend at the time said "Woah... he looks like you..."

I think I'll still photoshop him for fun anyway :p

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Haha well it looks like it's going to be Evert or Kong...


Btw I owe Kimb one of these :hugs:

[kerrianna]

Well, I'm going to go wash Kong on the beach with a very very big scrub brush *why is the purser grinning like that?*
so I'm off to the island for a bit.

YOU can take care of the crew Kimbs. :heehee:
I'll leave you lots of soap.

See y'all later :kiss: :ld: :wave:

[pocoyo]

Well, I'm going to go wash Kong on the beach with a very very big scrub brush *why is the purser grinning like that?*


Hahaha! :D

See u later gorgeous.

[pocoyo]

Wow I'd LOVE to see myself as a fully transitioned boy in make-up.


Lol it would probably look something rather like this:

[Sierra Evon]

too serious ????, and in some cases too crazy !!!!!:iagree:

[Kimberley]

Oh yeah, here we are in a tropical paradise, and you want to start dressing in jeans and jackets? :straightface:

[pocoyo]

Oh yeah, here we are in a tropical paradise, and you want to start dressing in jeans and jackets? :straightface:

It's never too hot to be stylish, baby....


[edit: I like your little thingy of you from the thingy btw]

[Kimberley]

It's never too hot to be stylish, baby....


[edit: I like your little thingy of you from the thingy btw]

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Ummmm you talking about the signature pic? Hot for you bud...
:tongueout

[pocoyo]

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Ummmm you talking about the signature pic? Hot for you bud...
:tongueout

Yeah signature pic.
Hot for me? I could take that 1 of 2 ways :confused: lol

[Kimberley]

and your point is???? :lol: :lol2:

[pocoyo]

^ That could too!

Hehe are you being a cheeky minx?
Tsk tsk.

Ok so let me get this straight... 1st you complain that I am wearing too many clothes... then you tell me "Hot for you bud"....
I get it now.

I always was a bit slow....



(You mean you wanna go sunbathing right?)

[Kieron Andrew]

^ That could too!

Hehe are you being a cheeky minx?
Tsk tsk.

Ok so let me get this straight... 1st you complain that I am wearing too many clothes... then you tell me "Hot for you bud"....
I get it now.

I always was a bit slow....



(You mean you wanna go sunbathing right?)strip boy strip!!! thats what the lady wants!

[Kimberley]

hmmmmm. But the beach sand is just too hot. And we have to row to shore past all those sharks so you boys will be all sweaty again....Ewwwww!

[pocoyo]

Lol Kieron!!!!

Btw I love your new avatar.

Kimb....
Learn to love the smell of male sweat love... you're on a ship full of (mostly) hardworking dudes!

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I actually like the smell of some sweat lol!
I used to stick my nose in one of my boyfriend's armpits all the time because he had such a nice natural odour! It was nice and soft in there too hehe.

I would feel privilaged to have a sexy male sweat smell one day.

[Kimberley]

Oh yes of course but with the breezes of the seas blowing from the stern and the crew working in front of us on deck, well things are certainly bearable. Besides, you just never know what is going to happen on a deserted island now do you?
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Kieron's avatar totally rocks!!!

[pocoyo]

Oh yes of course but with the breezes of the seas blowing from the stern and the crew working in front of us on deck, well things are certainly bearable. Besides, you just never know what is going to happen on a deserted island now do you?
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Kieron's avatar totally rocks!!!

Glad you can bear our smell lol

So you DO want to go sunbathing?
Women are so hard to read... what are you going on about ?
(HAHAHA how rude of me.)

btw it's weird I sort of did know that your avatar moved kimberley but i also sort of hadnt noticed it moving before.. I think... what do u mean I'm over tired? lol bugger.. yeah i had better go to bed actually.

sleep well you lovable rogues and wenches

xxxx

[CaptLex]

strip boy strip!!! thats what the lady wants!

LOL! Kieron is just lurking and reading it all like it's a dime novel! :lol2: Okay, me too . . .

[Kimberley]

Night Pocs. I am going to clear off for a bit too.
:hugs:

[CaptLex]

Learn to love the smell of male sweat love... you're on a ship full of (mostly) hardworking dudes!
You must be reading my mind again . . . :eek:

[Kieron Andrew]

LOL! Kieron is just lurking and reading it all like it's a dime novel! :lol2:
yup...............

[Kimberley]

Gee, only worth a dime? That wont even buy lipstick let alone bananas for the ape.... and now he has an affinity for banana daquiris. Good thing we have lots of rum to make them. He is one thirsty boy... and he is all boy. :eek:

[Kimberley]

Anyway, pheromones doesnt mean we have to fear o moans.... A little strategically placed cologne is always a good thing...

[Kimberley]

Okay, the real scoop on Kong

http://www.angryalien.com/0206/kingkongbuns.asp

Cap'n, hold a pillow on that tummy...

[kerrianna]

:rofl: :roflmao: Too funny Kimberley. Not sure what my monkey friend thinks of it. I'll ask him:

http://www.t3.co.uk/__data/assets/fp_auto_layout_image/489591/angry-kong.jpg

whew! what breath!
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Sooooo, that's where Kieron's been hiding. :thinking:
I thought I'd lure him out with the oreo cookies, but maybe we'll have to try something a bit more subtle...

Ohhhhh Kiiierrronnnn! :battingeyelashes:
http://www.vampyra.com/wit/images/Tequila.gif

[kerrianna]

BTW, Capt Lex and Kieron - cool avatars! :heehee: :thumbsup:

[Kieron Andrew]

Sooooo, that's where Kieron's been hiding. :thinking:
I thought I'd lure him out with the oreo cookies, but maybe we'll have to try something a bit more subtle...

Ohhhhh Kiiierrronnnn! :battingeyelashes:

hey now thats not fair im just being quiet is all then you go and tease me, i actually fancy one or two of these

[Kate Simmons]

Okay Cap is playing Operation. I always liked that game. Be careful of the "funny bone" though. Kieron is "down loading" which is self explanatory I think. Poc is being his usual playful self and Kimberley and Kerrianna are being "girls"(what else?). In the meantime, I'm still waiting for the Rum to serve and thinking I can get Kong to pick me up. I've always wanted to be Fay just there in his hand kicking and screaming. That's being a blonde haired bimbo at it's best, right?:doll: :battingeyelashes:

[Kimberley]

Not just girlsssss hon..... very very very GOOD girls. So good we are bad.... Or is that so bad we are good?

Right boys?

[CaptLex]

Okay, the real scoop on Kong

http://www.angryalien.com/0206/kingkongbuns.asp

Cap'n, hold a pillow on that tummy...
Oh, that was too funny - good thing you warned me to get a pillow. I love those bunny re-enactments. :heehee:

[Kimberley]

Oh, that was too funny - good thing you warned me to get a pillow. I love those bunny re-enactments. :heehee:

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Glad you liked it. And of course I would be looking out for the Capn. He has certain .... ummmm favours he likes to bestow upon us girls....

*whispering* Sharpen that sword hon.... Valentines is coming and you are just going to have to capture my heart.... Just dont put it in a chest and bury it? Please?

[CaptLex]

*whispering* Sharpen that sword hon.... Valentines is coming and you are just going to have to capture my heart.... Just dont put it in a chest and bury it? Please?
Ah . . . but that's the best way to ensure that no one else will get it. Don't worry, I'll hold on tight to the key. :heehee:

[pocoyo]

Ah . . . but that's the best way to ensure that no one else will get it. Don't worry, I'll hold on tight to the key. :heehee:


Hehehe and I thought I was warped!

[Kimberley]

Well I believe the upside is immortality?

[pocoyo]

*walks unsteadily out onto the deck*

*looks around*

*blinks*

uh.... where is everyone?

*blinks again*

how much did I have to drink?

Hello?.... Heelllooo???

It's like the Mary Celeste round here ..... :straightface:

*shivers*

[Kimberley]

Well, about time you showed up....
Drunken sailors

[pocoyo]

Oh thank ... I'm glad I'm not the only one on this ship!
I was starting to wonder where everyone was...

[Kieron Andrew]

Oh thank ... I'm glad I'm not the only one on this ship!
I was starting to wonder where everyone was...im here hiding from you and watching you from a far

[Kimberley]

Just taking a bit of a rest. Okay, so you dont believe that.... well, let me see.... Planning and scheming then laying in wait for a victim....

[Kimberley]

Ohhhhh two crew members..... peek a boo Kieron....

[pocoyo]

im here hiding from you and watching you from a far

Ahh playing hard to get eh?


Just taking a bit of a rest. Okay, so you dont believe that.... well, let me see.... Planning and scheming then laying in wait for a victim....

Ha ha ha! You're like a bloody spider!

[Kieron Andrew]

Ahh playing hard to get eh?
no scared out my wits with worry of what you will do or say next :o

[Kimberley]

Yes but we know what spiders do to their victims.... I dont.... often.... enough....

[Kimberley]

Dont worry Kieron.... I'll protect you.....:battingeyelashes: :heehee: really I willl.... I will take VERY good care of you....

[Kieron Andrew]

Dont worry Kieron.... I'll protect you.....:battingeyelashes: :heehee:*hides behind Kimberley* thank you sweet maiden:hugs:

[Kimberley]

See? The purser knows when he's met his match.

[pocoyo]

Sorry I was visiting the little (cabin) boy's room!

Kimbs...

HAha you... wind your victims up in your web then stick your fangs in them, poison them then eat them? woaaah... I'm steering clear of the chick with the sexy legs!

Kieron...

Well... you're right to be scared... ;)

[Kimberley]

Now now. I would never poison them. I know how to treat you boys..

Kieron, you look chilled.... let me wrap this blanket around you.....:D

[Kieron Andrew]

Kieron, you look chilled.... let me wrap this blanket around you.....:D
Kimberley tell the nasty poc man to stop scareing me lol

[kerrianna]

Kieron...

Well... you're right to be scared... ;)

Oh there you are dear Mr. Kieron. :hugs:
You drifted off while we were gazing at the stars last night, and I had to get some help from a couple of the GGs toput you to bed. Don't worry. We were very resepctful. Found the cookies you were hiding though. Naughty boy.

Why are you hiding behind Kimberley's dress?

[Kieron Andrew]

Why are you hiding behind Kimberley's dress?
cos the nasty Poc man keeps teasing and flirting with me lol and you werent around to hide behind :)

[pocoyo]

Kimberley tell the nasty poc man to stop scareing me lol

She's just lulling you into a false sense of security... they are far more wicked than me!!

...... don't say I didn't warn you....

[Kieron Andrew]

Found the cookies you were hiding though. Naughty boy.

hey!! someones trying to set me up i didnt take em......poc admitted it earlier in the evening!

[Kimberley]

Now now. I can take care of Pocs..... very good care.... and well, Kerri's monkey needs grooming again...

[pocoyo]

hey!! someones trying to set me up i didnt take em......poc admitted it earlier in the evening!

:eek: lies! That was the other day I ate all the cookies!!

*screws up face suspiciously*....Are you tryin' to get me into trouble??

[Kimberley]

Oh hon, you can always be bad....till you are good.:heehee:

[pocoyo]

I'm always good baby...

[Kimberley]

Oh yes.... a good baby. Wake up every two hours looking for.......:D

[pocoyo]

Oh yes.... a good baby. Wake up every two hours looking for.......:D

A nice pair of breasts to suckle on




....did I just say that? .....

[Kimberley]

Did I say that? You are a bottle baby.... or is that keg?

[kerrianna]

:rolleyes: get a room you two. :heehee:

Oh, Mr. Kieron, I showed you my kitty last night. Have you seen my monkey?

[Kieron Andrew]

:rolleyes: get a room you two. :heehee:

Oh, Mr. Kieron, I showed you my kitty last night. Have you seen my monkey?
no i havent hun?

[Kimberley]

Exactly what is on that young man's mind. I'm just not THAT willing. Wining and dining works best. The capn knows.

[pocoyo]

Kimb -
Mmm a bottle will do me fine... hang on, you're offering me a whole keg?
I'll take it!

Oh shut up Kerrianna... I never said they were Kimberley's breasts!
(Hahahaha I could so imagine my narked voice saying that!)

And stop flashing your pet!

[Kimberley]

You should be nice pocs..... monkeys arent particular and this one has been on board for quite awhile now. He could be ornery and the way he is looking at you.

[pocoyo]

You should be nice pocs..... monkeys arent particular and this one has been on board for quite awhile now. He could be ornery and the way he is looking at you.

*raises an eyebrow and looks at Kong*

Don't....even....think... about it.....

[kerrianna]

no i havent hun?

He's kinda big. And hairy. And smelly.
But a nice monkey.
Oh there he is!

Yoo hoo! KONGEEEEEE!

...oops big waves coming.....
http://www2.una.edu/geography/institute-2000/final_presentations/MHand/hawaiiwave.jpg

[Kimberley]

Oh Kieron, do you like my new outfit???

40664

[Kieron Andrew]

Oh Kieron, do you like my new outfit???

40664
hubba hubba :drool: uhhhhhhhhh :eek: :D:heehee: yuppers yes sireeee!!

looks good enough to.........oops shut up Kieron!

[pocoyo]

Good enough tooooo....?

[Kimberley]

Just for you boys.... now where is that tray of cookies?

[Kieron Andrew]

Just for you boys.... now where is that tray of cookies?
pocs got em!!

actually you know ive just had a thought......i wonder if Kong has been moving em

[pocoyo]

:D :D

Sexy girl... with cookies!
*tries to elbow kieron out the way to get to her 1st*

[Kieron Andrew]

Good enough tooooo....?never you mind its not for your ears lol

[kerrianna]

Yikes Kimbers girl, yougot it going on.

Hardly fighting fair. Look at poor Kieron quaking in his boots. And Pocs, someone will have to clean up all that drool...somebody could slip you know.

[Kimberley]

Now be nice boys.... there is that small matter of an approaching wave. Do you think we should steer ourselves into it?

[Kieron Andrew]

:D :D

Sexy girl... with cookies!
*tries to elbow kieron out the way to get to her 1st*
oi she offered me to look at her outfit first back off!! lol

[kerrianna]

pocs got em!!

actually you know ive just had a thought......i wonder if Kong has been moving em

sure...blame the monkey. :rolleyes:

[pocoyo]

Now be nice boys.... there is that small matter of an approaching wave. Do you think we should steer ourselves into it?

Meh... the captain will sort it out... now gimme!! (lol!)

[Kieron Andrew]

Meh... the captain will sort it out... now gimme!! (lol!)
no gimme! pushes poc out the way accidently pushing him overboard oops!!!!! now wheres those cookies and pretty girls :D

[Kimberley]

Well we wouldnt want to get swamped and take a tumble would we?

[pocoyo]

Yeah stop blaming Kong!

Fine... I guess I'll just gaze balefully at my reflection....
hey... who's that handsome geezer? Oh.. its me!

*Is entranced*

[kerrianna]

Kong, fish that boy out before the mermaids get him.

[pocoyo]

no gimme! pushes poc out the way accidently pushing him overboard oops!!!!! now wheres those cookies and pretty girls :D

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaarrrrrrrgh!! splash!

[Kimberley]

Oh dear! Do I have to go get him out of the water.... again? Last time Kong got him and had sushi out of the sharks...

[Kieron Andrew]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaarrrrrrrgh!! splash!
:eek: :eek: :eek: eeek hides from Poc (hes gonna kill me lol)

[Kimberley]

Now now dear.... dont you worry. Pocs needed a cold shower.

[Kieron Andrew]

Now now dear.... dont you worry. Pocs needed a cold shower.
yay kimberley is looking out for me! but i think he will be awfully mad when he see's me :eek:

[Kimberley]

Oh I dont think so.... this wind over the foredeck is always lifting my skirt... He will be fine... and ready for another swim... maybe do backflips off the plank?

[pocoyo]

*guurrgllee, pleeughtllrr heeellpp ggurrllgpp*

drowning thought....do mermaids have cookies?

[Kieron Andrew]

*guurrgllee, pleeughtllrr heeellpp ggurrllgpp*

drowning thought....do mermaids have cookies?well someone save him .....i cant swim! eeek i wasnt meant to admit that aboard a ship

[kerrianna]

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Pocssssssssssssssssssssss

[pocoyo]

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Pocssssssssssssssssssssss

Wooooaaahhh... am I having a sea-water-in-the-lungs induced mermaid dream?

[Kieron Andrew]

Wooooaaahhh... am I having a sea-water-in-the-lungs induced mermaid dream?dunno but have u noticed how weve swapped girls lol:heehee:

[Kimberley]

Oh I suppose I should go get the poor lad...

[Kimberley]

Oh we dont swap anything.... tag team.. now where are those other boyssss? 2 is company but we want a party.

[Kieron Andrew]

Oh we dont swap anything.... tag team..
uhhhhhh :drool: hey poc!! did you hear that....oops nope hes still drowning lol

[pocoyo]

Huuuurhhgh blee ghhlluuu.....
please help me

[Kimberley]

That's what he wants you to think.... Kerri is taking very good care of him.

[kerrianna]

:rolleyes: sheesh a sailor who can't swim....

* Kerrianna strips down to her skivvies and executes a beautiful swan dive over the side*

[pocoyo]

:rolleyes: sheesh a sailor who can't swim....

* Kerrianna strips down to her skivvies and executes a beautiful swan dive over the side*

*pocs suddenly forgets he's drowning for a moment!*

[Kieron Andrew]

:rolleyes: sheesh a sailor who can't swim....

dont tell the capt he'll have me get off the ship at the next port otherwise:eek: then i wont be with you pretty ladies

[kerrianna]

*pocs suddenly forgets he's drowning for a moment!*

Come on...just grab onto my arm...ahem....my ARM!

*Kerrianna swims back to the boat dragging a bedraggled Purser behind her*

hmmmm, did I see another woman in the water?....nah....

[pocoyo]

*pocs on the deck on his knees coughing... looking rather dishevelled, embarrased and decidedly less handsome!*

I uh...er.. *HACK* sorry bout the elbowing mate *HACK HACK*
*pukes up a load of sea-water*


Di-did you see the size of that wave... it was impossible to swim out there!

I swear I saw a beautiful woman in the water.....*HACK*

[kerrianna]

*pocs on the deck on his knees coughing... looking rather dishevelled, embarrased and decidedly less handsome!*

I uh...er.. *HACK* sorry bout the elbowing mate *HACK HACK*
*pukes up a load of sea-water*


Di-did you see the size of that wave... it was impossible to swim out there!

I swear I saw a beautiful woman in the water.....*HACK*

*Kerrianna pushes Pocs back down*

You've swallowed too much water. I'd better give you mouth to mouth. :p

[Kieron Andrew]

*pocs on the deck on his knees coughing... looking rather dishevelled, embarrased and decidedly less handsome!*

I uh...er.. *HACK* sorry bout the elbowing mate *HACK HACK*
*pukes up a load of sea-water*


Di-did you see the size of that wave... it was impossible to swim out there!

I swear I saw a beautiful woman in the water.....*HACK*
didnt mean to push you overboard mate!:heehee:

[pocoyo]

*Kerrianna pushes Pocs back down*

You've swallowed too much water. I'd better give you mouth to mouth. :p

*doesn't resist*


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :)

[Kieron Andrew]

*doesn't resist*


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :)
hmmmm hes not acting very drowned to me! watch out for his wandering hands Kerrianna

[pocoyo]

didnt mean to push you overboard mate!:heehee:

I know... it's ok... I was being a git anyway...
*shakes wet wavy locks spraying Kieron in the face*

[Kimberley]

Just me you poor dear.

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Now you should apologize to poor Kieron for your behaviour. It is Kerri and I who are supposed to be naughty...

[pocoyo]

hmmmm hes not acting very drowned to me! watch out for his wandering hands Kerrianna

Hey... I was nearly a goner out there! And you lot were just chattering up on deck for ages before you saved me!

goes back to being "kiss of lifed"
*slips his hand onto Kerrianna's fine rrrrrump*

[kerrianna]

*Kerrianna shakes herself off too....still underdressed.*

Whatchya boys looking at?

watch the hands mister.....

[Kieron Andrew]

Now you should apologize to poor Kieron for your behaviour..
oooh i could get used to you being on my side :D

[pocoyo]

*Stares dumbstruck at Kimberley and Kerrianna ... they seem to be moving in slow motion...*


Dreeeaaaaammmm...weaaverrr... ahh believee you can get me thru thaa niiiheiiiiiggghhht......

[Kieron Andrew]

Whatchya boys looking at?
uhhhh the sunset....yeah thats right!!:heehee: :o

[pocoyo]

*does as he's told like a good boy*

Iii'm sorry Kieron... *shuffles foot* I was vewy mean to you.....

[Kieron Andrew]

*does as he's told like a good boy*

Iii'm sorry Kieron... *shuffles foot* I was vewy mean to you.....
hmmm ok......i'll let it slide.....this time!

[pocoyo]

hmmm ok......i'll let it slide.....this time!

Hooray! *hugs him*

Mmm, you smell good...

[kerrianna]

uhhhh the sunset....yeah thats right!!:heehee: :o

hmmmm, sun set awhile ago.

awwww, look, they're making up. Hmmph, as long as they don't go back to Pocs room like him and Evert did....:straightface:

[Kimberley]

That's better. We'll teach you drunkards some manners yet.

Now, about that plate of cookies and the rum.... where's the serving wench?

[Kieron Andrew]

the sun is set im gonna turn in for the night.....anyone care to escort me....ladies?

[Kimberley]

Oh well, I guess it is just you and me then. Shall we go to my room or yours?

[Kieron Andrew]

Hooray! *hugs him*

Mmm, you smell good...
dont you start that again.....im still a little miffed! :rolleyes:

[Kimberley]

Kerri!!! Let's let these two work it out? My room or yours hon.

[Kieron Andrew]

Oh well, I guess it is just you and me then. Shall we go to my room or yours?
ooooh yours tonight.....you have that snuggly blanket still in there :) we can fall asleep together

[Kieron Andrew]

Kerri!!! Let's let these two work it out? My room or yours hon.
oh no you dont i already staked my claim on your company for the evening

[Kimberley]

Well, I suppose Kerri and I could wrap you up and keep you warm....

[Kieron Andrew]

Well, I suppose Kerri and I could wrap you up and keep you warm....
oooooh and leave poc all alone :heehee::devil: