We've been getting too serious lately.

[kerrianna]

You guys go on ahead. I'm going to steer the ship around a bit in my bikini.

Something I always wanted to do.

Don't worry if you hear a bump in the night. I'm sure Kong will be able to push us off any little rocks I might hit.

The Captain will be so proud of me...steering this big ship by my little ol' self!

[Kimberley]

Guess so. He hasnt learned his lesson yet. We are thinking about getting the captain to assign him to monkey duty... and Kong has had his eye on the purser for a while now....

[Kieron Andrew]

You guys go on ahead. I'm going to steer the ship around a bit in my bikini.

Something I always wanted to do.

Don't worry if you hear a bump in the night. I'm sure Kong will be able to push us off any little rocks I might hit.

The Captain will be so proud of me...steering this big ship by my little ol' self!
ok come on Kimmie im getting tired *big yawn and stretch*

[pocoyo]

oooooh and leave poc all alone :heehee::devil:

Humpf!
Well I'm going back to my cabin to sulk about being pushed in the sea anyway :p

You got my precious hair wet... dude... "don't mess with the do!"
HEhehe

[pocoyo]

Guess so. He hasnt learned his lesson yet. We are thinking about getting the captain to assign him to monkey duty... and Kong has had his eye on the purser for a while now....

Just so long as he knows I'm a top....

[Kieron Andrew]

Humpf!
Well I'm going back to my cabin to sulk about being pushed in the sea anyway :p

You got my precious hair wet... dude... "don't mess with the do!"
HEhehe
goodnighttttttt poccccc sweet dreammmm!!! :tongueout im sure Kerri will join you later or kong

[Kimberley]

Oh dont be sad Pocs.... *Kimberley takes his hand too.* I'll make sure both you boys sleep soundly tonight....:devil: You go dry your hair young lad.

[Kieron Andrew]

Oh dont be sad Pocs.... *Kimberley takes his hand too.* I'll make sure both you boys sleep soundly tonight....:devil: You go dry your hair young lad.
me first me first!! you promised!!! come on Kimmie im getting so tired and want to snuggle up

[Kimberley]

Of course Kieron... you first.. Now climb into that hammock and let me cuddle up....

Sweet dreams.

[Kieron Andrew]

Of course Kieron... you first.. Now climb into that hammock and let me cuddle up....

Sweet dreams.
MMMMMM! you smell nice Kimmie :) :hugs: :heehee:

[Kimberley]

:koc: :kissing: :kissing: :censor: :censor: :twirl: :whew!:

[Kieron Andrew]

:koc: :kissing: :kissing: :censor: :censor: :twirl: :whew!:
mmmmm now im well and truly tired.......slips off to dreamland snuggle to kimmie....

[pocoyo]

Haha.. she'll end up with him all night....

Oh well, I guess it's up to pocoyo to provide his own entertainment as usual :lol2:
(Unless Evert or Cap or a sexy stranger sneak in my cabin....)


Night mates n' wenches!

xxx

[Kimberley]

Night Guys.... sleep tight and we will see you tomorrow...

[kerrianna]

"Sailing, sailing, over the bounding main...."

CRUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...oopsies.....:yikes: :shifty: ...hope I didn't wake anybody up.

Ohhh Kong!!!! :heehee:

[Kimberley]

LMAO!!!! Too funnyyyyy

[kerrianna]

LMAO!!!! Too funnyyyyy

Kieron probably thought it was the earth moving. :heehee:
:hugs:

[Kieron Andrew]

Kieron probably thought it was the earth moving. :heehee:
:hugs:
huh what ehhhhh....hmmm nothing! *rolls over and goes back to sleep*

[Kimberley]

Dont forget the moon and stars too...

[kerrianna]

Dont forget the moon and stars too...

:rolleyes: yeah...you're good, girl. :hugs:

[Kimberley]

:rolleyes: yeah...you're good, girl. :hugs:

:D :heehee:

[Jestina]

How did I wake up in the brig?

And where is my skirt?

Hello?

[pocoyo]

*walks past casually, wearing Jestina's skirt....*

[Jestina]

I laff so much more on this side of the threads.
Jestina may start cross dressing or "cross skirting" with Poc.:p

[pocoyo]

Cross skirting sounds fun to me :D
Come on over....

Btw... hope you don't mind but I borrowed a pair of stilettos....
YEOW, how do you walk in these things?
*clomps awkwardly off, clutching back and still be-skirted...* (haha what an image!)

[Jestina]

Cross skirting sounds fun to me :D
Come on over....

Btw... hope you don't mind but I borrowed a pair of stilettos....
YEOW, how do you walk in these things?
*clomps awkwardly off, clutching back and still be-skirted...* (haha what an image!)


Have you read the one about the kilt?

You confusing boy you...
Or just confused man?

I can come over and get you into Cross Dressing.
Teach you about walking in heels.

Jestina?

[pocoyo]

Hehe yeah I read the kilt thing :heehee:
LOL heels scare me incase I hurt my ankles!
Er... I still have your skirt on you know....

******

hello? Oh she's gone.
Hmm.

Where is everyone? Are they on one of their fishing/sunbathing expeditions without me again? I wonder why they never ask me along..... *absent mindedly smells armpit*... WOAH.. that's why...

Why is there no deoderant on this ship?
Oh maybe thats where they've gone... shopping...

Meh... oh hi Kong :)

[kerrianna]

*Kerrianna climbs aboard with supplies*

Here Kong...er...Kong...yoo-hoo, put the Purser down and help me with this crate of Oreos.

Oh Purser, got you something. Which one do you want?

http://www.mxwholesale.co.uk/catalog/images/roll%20on%20anti%20perspirant%20deoderant%20pink.J PG

or

http://www.mxwholesale.co.uk/catalog/images/Roll%20on%20anti%20perspirant%20deoderant.JPG


http://web.mit.edu/img/spotlight/question.gif

[pocoyo]

I'll take the blue one thanks babes!
(Even though the pink one is mildly phallic):heehee:



OREOS, OREOS!!! :jumping:

[Kimberley]

Oh sure, hide the cookies.... Where are my treats? Can I have them? Can I? HUh? HUH? Please? Pretty please??

*Kimberley groans*. The monkey smells like chocolate and rum.... cheeky took my rum balls.

[pocoyo]

*looks up from investigating the shopping...*
hey, there's nothing wrong with smelling like chocolate and rum.. *goes back to rummaging*

[Kimberley]

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! No rum balls....

[pocoyo]

Hmm. I've got rum balls.
Want some?
.... :heehee:

[kerrianna]

Oh goody because I wanted the pink one myself. Don't know about the phallic part. :nono: you boys are inkongible...well, you know....
Oh, hi Kimbers! :hugs:
Here, got one for you - not that we need it.

Make sure the cookies get stored away safely. Wouldn't want any of the boys to get into them and make a porker of himself now would we?

Oh, here...secret stash of...R*m B*lls. Don't let the monkey...er, monkeys, see them.

Excuse me...I have to go try on my new pink bikini. Valentine's is coming up and if there's a big party I want to make sure I have something to WEAR (what a novel idea) in the hot tub. Wouldn't want to be indecent. :heehee:

*Kerrianna disappears into the guests quarters waving her all-too skimpy pink bikini in the air*
*winks at Pocs* ;)

[pocoyo]

HEheheee... hooray for skimpy pink bikinis!

*slyly eyes up the cookies... watches where they are put away*

Oh cool! There's going to be a valentines party?! *starts gayly planning his outfit* hehehe

[Kimberley]

Thank you Kerri and Poc for saving some rum balls. We need to hide them. I think that monkey has developed a real taste for them... Well anything rum for that matter.

Hot tubbing on Valentines? I dont think so. I was thinking more like going ashore to that private little lagoon with oh, maybe one, maybe two of the boys, but only if they are very very good. :D

[pocoyo]

Is kong your pet now?
Oooh really? There's a private lagoon?
:D

[kerrianna]

Thank you Kerri and Poc for saving some rum balls. We need to hide them. I think that monkey has developed a real taste for them... Well anything rum for that matter.

Hot tubbing on Valentines? I dont think so. I was thinking more like going ashore to that private little lagoon with oh, maybe one, maybe two of the boys, but only if they are very very good. :D

Oooh, the Blue Lagoon! Of course!

Good idea Kimbers.

Oh, by the way, how do you like the bikini?
http://www.supanet.com/media/00/11/00/Ultimo_pink_halterneck_210.jpg

[pocoyo]

*faints*... aahh, what a stomach... what arms... what a bikini....!

[Kimberley]

My pet? Not a chance!!! That'll be the day.

Oooops. Sorry Kerri. I let it out so now we have to find a new place to sunbathe in the nude... I can just see boats filled with crew trying to find us.

[pocoyo]

:D... did someone mention nude sunbathing...
Oh i er... it's ok you can keep that as your secret place.. I've forgotten where you said it was anyway...
:angel:

[Kimberley]

Very nice hon. I still prefer my pirate one.
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Not quite as revealing but still naughty.

[pocoyo]

:eek: omg.....all these hot chicks....
"He cannae tek' it cappun...."


....system overload.... system overload......
...malfunction...malfunction.........

........

.....

[Kimberley]

Ummmm how did that go on the poster??? :D

Capn has his hands full already.

[pocoyo]

Like mine?
:D......

[Kimberley]

Hmmmmm. Intriguing..... Guess we know now why they call you Pocs

[kerrianna]

Kimbers, I think we'd better get a boat ready to take us to the island!

Ooh, Purser, I hope you're not on...ahem...duty now. If you are maybe we can ask the Captain to put you on lifeguard duty on the island. :battingeyelashes:

*walks around purser, touching his pecs lightly with her fingers* mmmmmmmm!

cute hat btw

[pocoyo]

Hehe! :o hehe uh no not on duty... could go on duty th-though.. yeah I'm sure cap will let me go with you....
Hehe thanks, I like it... I'm even stylish in swimwear.

[Kimberley]

I was looking at other things hon.... Think we could paint his toenails?

[pocoyo]

Now steady on *tries to look macho for a moment* ... there are a lot of things I will put up with but... toenail painting...
....
....
*face cracks into a camp grin* oooh alright then....

[kerrianna]

I was looking at other things hon.... Think we could paint his toenails?

I think we could paint anything we want.

*batting eyelashes, wicked grin* Right Purser?

[pocoyo]

I think we could paint anything we want.

*batting eyelashes, wicked grin* Right Purser?

*Hesitates and stutters Hugh Grant style for a moment*
Uh ... whu.... well not anything....

[kerrianna]

*Hesitates and stutters Hugh Grant style for a moment*
Uh ... whu.... well not anything....

hmmmm, must be losing my touch.

*pouts*

Well then, what are we waiting for? Why don't we all go to the lagoon for a nice swim?

And of course the Purser can row...with those nice arms straining at the oars...beads of sweat glistening on his brow...his hair matted and falling into his eyes...:daydreaming:

[Kimberley]

Ahhhhh adrift in the Caribbean. We could ummmm sunbathe on the the way over couldnt we?

[Kimberley]

Oh Kerri, you did remember the rum sauce didnt you?

[pocoyo]

And of course the Purser can row...with those nice arms straining at the oars...beads of sweat glistening on his brow...his hair matted and falling into his eyes...:daydreaming:

:D

Lol the rum sauce? whats thatfor? licking off?

[Kimberley]

No silly. For dipping Oreos....:rolleyes:

[kerrianna]

:heehee: rum sauce....of course.

Here, while the Purser rows I'll rub you with some...uh...sunscreen...Kimbers.

ooops, that's the rum sauce...

...don't stop rowing Purser!

[pocoyo]

Oh. Well. That's good too :)
*plans to "drop" a rum-dipped oreo on himself*

[Kimberley]

Ummm back or front first? Oh and that is rum flavoured isnt it?

[pocoyo]

Hmmm... what are you wenches up to.
Always giggling, always doing things together....
Always whispering.... always... rubbing each other with oil :eek:

[Kimberley]

Oh and dont miss my tummy and thighs....

Did the boat just pick up speed?

[pocoyo]

The boat jolts.
*grunts, and rows hard*
...think of the rowing, think of the rowing, think of the rowing....

[kerrianna]

There! Now you do me!

:eek: WHAT'S THAT!!!!

http://tafkac.org/ulz/shark.jpg

[Kimberley]

More Sushi for Kong?

Ummmm why is the purser rowing frontwards?

[pocoyo]

SHRRREEEIIIIIK!!!!

Uh er I mean... don't panic ladies.....
here, just let me get my harpoon out.... *shuffles and fiddles about, producing a huge harpoon*

(these speedos are like the Tardis, much bigger on the inside...)

[kerrianna]

Kong's not here!!!

Do something Purser!!!! :eek:

[pocoyo]

Er well, I can't usually be cruel to animals... but I AM quite hungry.
Hmmm.
*harpoons the shark* (it's ok we used to have an old rubber whale out back we used to practice on). :lol2:
Ahh... we're gonna eat tonight!

[Kimberley]

*Kimberley grins at Kerri and nods.*

Oh yes it does look like a feast for sure....

[kerrianna]

:daydreaming: OUR HERO! sigh...what a guy.

Hey! Don't splash so much. You'll get my hair mussed up.

[Kimberley]

Did someone tell that blasted ape to follow us?

[pocoyo]

*frowns at the girls' twitterings*

....what? sorry can't concentrate on what you're saying, I'm wrestling with a biggun here.....

[kerrianna]

Well, hurry up and get it lashed to the boat. We're losing valuable suntan time.

I think Kong is distracted on the boat.

Oh dear, I hope he isn't into the cookies. Mr. Kieron will be upset.

[pocoyo]

Actually I could do with Kong's help.....

KOOOOOONGGGGG *whistles*

Kong bombs into the water with a huge splash and swims towards them...

[kerrianna]

hmmm...Kong DOES have cookie crumbs in his fur.

NAUGHTY MONKEY!!!

[Kimberley]

Well then throw a line over him and let him pull us to shore.... The purser looks tired and probably has sore muscles....

[kerrianna]

Let's go to the lagoon and massage the purser's tired arms.

Kong can stay with the boat - don't eat the shark Kong!

[kerrianna]

....ah...here we are!

http://www.chinaseaisland.com/beach_house_tropical_asia_files/lagoon3.jpg

[Kimberley]

Okay, Kong, you go play so we can uhhhhh well umm enjoy the sun.

[pocoyo]

allo Kong mate!
Toss this little fishy onto the beach would ya? there's a good lad :)

[kerrianna]

Hmmmm....it's so quiet and private here.

Be a shame to get my new bikini wet!

*peels off and jumps into the water*

[pocoyo]

mmmmm nice lagoooooooooooon

:daydreaming:

[kerrianna]

mmmmm nice lagoooooooooooon

:daydreaming:

Come on in! The water's fine!

No man-eating sharks here! :heehee:

[Kimberley]

Oh dear. Well I am just going to ummmm wait for mine to come off... well with a little help a little later. This lace top is just such an aggravation you know.

[pocoyo]

No... just a man eating shark *looks up with shark meat round mouth* Kong whips up a mean barbecue. *belch*

Ooh kez... will you pose for some photos?

*can't wait for kimberley's bikini to come off*

[kerrianna]

No... just a man eating shark *looks up with shark meat round mouth* Kong whips up a mean barbecue. *belch*

Ooh kez... will you pose for some photos?

*can't wait for kimberley's bikini to come off*

:eek: you brought a camera!

*suddenly gets all shy and covers up*

What kind of girl do you think I am? :raisedeyebrow:

:naughty If you try taking any pics without me knowing I will see that Kong bonks you on the head.:bonk:

[pocoyo]

er... no? *swiftly throws it into the bushes from behind his back*
I meant my metaphorical camera... I want to look at you and remember this moment forever in my mental photo album... er yes that's it....

Sorry Kong and I didn't save you any shark girls....

Now get posing for my "photo album" ... :D please...

[kerrianna]

I'm going to stretch out and sleep in the sun for a bit.

Kimbers, make sure he doesn't do anything naughty while I'm out.

uh...please wake me before you leave the Island....
or maybe we could do a sleepover...

....hmmmm nice and sunny and warm, *the tropical water dripping off my tanned belly*, someone spread some lotion on me please....*drifting off* mmmm, nice strong hands....:sleep: :c9:

[pocoyo]

Mmmm having a sleep in the sun sounds nice :D
(as long as I have a bit of shade on my head!)

Ok kimbs that means you're on oiling duty... for both of us :heehee:
Careful on my belly though, you don't want to see that shark again...

*lays back grinning*

[pocoyo]

Ah zuss ess nnu....:yawn: is ni......:sleep:

[Kate Simmons]

*telepathic message to Poc* You kids behaving over there? I'll need some shark meat to marinate in rum for dinner when you are not too busy.:p

[Kimberley]

I hear Kong in the jungle. He's making some strange noises, not at all anything we are used to. I wonder where he has gone? While these two are snoozing I think I'll go for a walk....

[Kimberley]

*Kimberley peers through the jungle growth.*
Uh ohhhh. That explains all the thumping and grunting....
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2 of these hairy beasts now....
*Kimberley sneaks away*

[kerrianna]

*Kerrianna is woken by the ground shaking*

Huh? Wha'? Hey the sun's going down. It's getting cold.
What's that noise? Where's Kimberley?

Pocs! Wake up!!!
*slaps him a few times*

Hmmmphh! No waking him.

I'd better go see what's going on....

OMG!!!!:eek:

[Kimberley]

Oh Kerri. You dont want to go back there.... it is disgusting how those two carry on.... *whispers* Kong has a friend

[kerrianna]

WOW!!!! Does he ever! :blushing:
And look! There's a female Kong too!

[Kimberley]

Now what do we do? We cant have two of these great hairy beasts on board and maybe even the possibility of little ones climbing the masts. The Capn will kill us. Who's going to tell him he has to leave his lady at home?

[kerrianna]

Well, I think....whoa! Ground's really shaking now!
WOW! Talk about making the earth move!
That Kong sure knows how to groove!

http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/img/environment/volcano031105.jpg

[Kimberley]

Oh my, now we have no choice..... volcano??? We cant leave Kong and his girlfriend here can we? Well they can tow us out to the ship. We can toss Pocs into the boat and well, the Capn is just going to have to figure it out. Maybe a big barge to tow behind the ship for them? You grab Pocs feet.

*THUMP*

[kerrianna]

Why do I get the feet? They're kind of hairy and *sniff* ewww, a bit ripe. Besides he's heavy. Why don't we each grab an arm and drag him to the beach. Not too many rocks along the way.

THUMP????

[Kimberley]

Okay we have pocs in the boat. Now where are those other lovebirds? I'd say heat of the moment but that is a bit of a stretch.... We need a tow back to the ship.

[kerrianna]

Well, I'm not rowing! Can't ruin these nails.
*slaps Pocs around a bit more - shakes him* Hey YOU!!!
Wake up!!!!. Hmmm, looks like someone brought a bit too much rum with him.

Ouch! Those burny things are starting to fall. They'll ruin my new bikini! (if any of them can actually find a piece of material big enough to burn)

OOOOOOH KKKKONNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!

[Kimberley]

Damned apes, up to monkey business.....

I'll call too...

OOOOOOH KKKKONNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!

[kerrianna]

Oh here they come! Looks like bits of fur are smoldering.

Hey! Who's still calling "Ohhhh Konnnnngggg!" ???

Oh, him. He's cute. Wonder if we can catch him?
*holds bit of cookie crumb out to....*

http://www.freedomfry.org/images/pictures/mynah_bird_big.jpg

[Kimberley]

Oh nooooo! Now the capn will start breeding parrotts. Unless they are gay. Did you look to see? At this rate we are going to need an ark.

[kerrianna]

Well maybe the Captn's parrot needs a friend, and no I did not look and see.

Who cares if it's a he or a she? As long as it's a nice bird I'm sure the Captn can make room.

We'd better get moving...there's steamy red stuff trickling down the beach. Looks kinda yicky.

To the boat Kong!....er and Ms Kong. ? :strugglin

I already said "to the boat" Kimber...oh...it's the bird again. How cute. :heehee:

[Kimberley]

SWIM YOU GREAT HAIRY BEASTS! SWIM AND GET US OUT OF HERE.

Well dear, so much for our little lagoon.... It really was loverly...

[kerrianna]

* Myhna bird sits on Pocs chest saying: 'awwwk, you great hairy beast'

:sad: Yes, it was loverly...er lovely (dang we're starting to talk like that purser!).

I guess we'll be shoving off when we get back to the ship.

Well, we'll obviously need to restock on oreos and rum, so maybe the Capt will take us to an exciting port town in time for Valentine's!

[kerrianna]

Ahhh, here we are. Yoo hoo! Boys! Give us a hand will you?
Hello? Hello?
Oh shut up.

Hmmm, sure is quiet. Guess they're all sleeping. Okay Kimbers let's you and I get ourselves clean and dry and we'll just leave the purser asleep in the boat lashed to the deck.

Think we should leave the bird sitting on him too for now.
You great hairy beast! You great hairy beast!

:heehee: hope the bird doesn't do that all night.
Come on Kimbers, been a long day. :hugs:

[pocoyo]

Hahaha!! :lol2: I really enjoyed reading your adventures when I got up this morning. Brilliant! :D

*****

*wakes up* woaah.... *mutters to self* I kept dreaming that Salandra was talking to me... that was weird.... uh, rum...? Wench?

We're back on the ship? Did I pass out?
WTF is that bird doing on my chest?

*groans*

[kerrianna]

*kerrianna's beautiful face looks down at the bedraggle purser*

Oh, finally with us are you? Tut-tut, you look a fright. you look a fright! you look a fright!

Here, have some coffee. You'd think rum would be the last thing you want. :rolleyes:

I did see Salandra here earlier. I'm sure she can bring you something to put in the coffee.

*kerrianna reaches out an arm to help the purser get out of the boat....*

[pocoyo]

*goes to sit up and clutches head* uuurrhg.
Oh shut that bird up would you?

Coffee? What about hair of the.. uh.. ape? Eww I think theres one in my coffee....

Yeh wheres that saucy Sally when you need her? :)

*takes the beautifully toned and tanned arm*
Thanks darlin'... *double takes at her face*... you look nice today...

[Kimberley]

Oh look in the bottom of the boat!!!! The great lover has awakened from his beauty rest!:rolleyes:

You really do need a wash up. I hear the capn is going to hoist anchor and put to sea. That means his cabin will need cleaning so you will have to get the boys to work and do their jobs... And that hot tub does need a good scrubbing.:heehee:

And my cabin needs a bit of a touching up too. :battingeyelashes: Think you could see to that? I would do it but a girl just has to take care of other things you know.

Ohhhh Kerriiii? Do you have the makeup kit?

[kerrianna]

Hi Kimbers!

Yes, let's go touch up while the crew gets busy.

Hopefully Salandra will know enough how much rum each needs to perform at top efficiency.

Oh, did you see Kong and Kongette are going to push us along too?

....when they're not making googly eyes at each other. :rolleyes:

[pocoyo]

Oh look in the bottom of the boat!!!! The great lover has awakened from his beauty rest!:rolleyes:
*wonders to self what she means by "great lover"....* can't remember much of what happened in the lagoon. *clears throat quietly & looks a bit sheepish*


You really do need a wash up. I hear the capn is going to hoist anchor and put to sea. That means his cabin will need cleaning so you will have to get the boys to work and do their jobs... And that hot tub does need a good scrubbing.:heehee: Hmm... I know a couple of scrubbers...
I do like it in the Captains Cabin.... :daydreaming:


And my cabin needs a bit of a touching up too. :battingeyelashes: Think you could see to that? I would do it but a girl just has to take care of other things you know.
Well if there's one thing I'm good at... it's a "bit of touching up"...


Ohhhh Kerriiii? Do you have the makeup kit?
the make up kit, make up kit

[Kimberley]

I am thinking Myna pie would be a lovely dinner tonight. Quite the delicacy on the Captain's Table.

[kerrianna]

I am thinking Myna pie would be a lovely dinner tonight. Quite the delicacy on the Captain's Table.

Don't you dare touch that sweet little bird!
I kind of like the way he listens to what we say.
listens to what we say! listens to what we say!

:rolleyes: ...hmmm...can be a bit irritating....

[pocoyo]

Mmm he looks tasty *gives the myna a threatening look & licks lips*

[kerrianna]

Mmm he looks tasty *gives the myna a threatening look & licks lips*

*myhna looks back at Pocs*

mmm he looks tasty! mmm he looks tasty!

*kerrianna looks at Pocs*

Well, he does at that...glad to see you slicked your hair back and splashed some water on your face. Might have to do without the rum. I don't see Salandra around anymore.

[pocoyo]

*looks horrified for a moment*
Oh er, that's ok. I've done without rum b4. once, for like, 3 hours.

:straightface:

*smiles* so u think i look tasty huh?
*runs hand through slicked back hair*

[kerrianna]

ooooh, nice Pocs. :p

Kind of a Fonzie look.

[pocoyo]

< --- Das ist mein twin, Edward F lol!

****

:thumbsup: eeehhhh :thumbsup:
*clicks fingers and waits for the chicks to appear*

[kerrianna]

< --- Das ist mein twin, Edward F lol!

****

:thumbsup: eeehhhh :thumbsup:
*clicks fingers and waits for the chicks to appear*

*....crickets chirping...the sun setting...still waiting.....*

[pocoyo]

... a tumbleweed rolls on past ......

pocs' smile drops slightly, only slightly mind.....

[Kimberley]

Tumbleweed?????????????

[pocoyo]

*through gritted teeth*.... :D ... well come on wenches... gissa hug...

[kerrianna]

*a big hairy finger paws the top of Pocs head. Kongette is looking down with a big smile, licks the grease off her finger*

[pocoyo]

........ wwhhoooooouuhhhhooowwww .......

[pocoyo]

*a big hairy finger paws the top of Pocs head. Kongette is looking down with a big smile, licks the grease off her finger*

pocs' adam's apple bobs nervously.... *gulp*....

[kerrianna]

I'm surprised the Captain lets you stand around looking sexy while there's work to be done! :nono:

Hey! Kongette! Get away from him! He's ours!!!

*grabs the purser and takes him into the galley*

Here, we cooked you up some deep fried rum-balls! You look kind of skinny. Eat! Eat!

[pocoyo]

ooh i do like being grabbed and taken into the galley...
*smiles at kexxx*

Thanks for rescuing me. I think kongette is a bit too much woman for one cabin boy/purser/idiot to handle!

Deep fried rum balls? *looks slightly nauseous*...

[kerrianna]

:heehee: I think so...besides do you want Kong after you for stealing his girl?

Now...hey! Where are the rum balls? And where is Kimberley? She said she'd watch them for a minute. :Angry3:

[pocoyo]

er no.. and to be honest all over body hair & banana breath doesn't really do it for me...

Hehe Kimberley is in the corner holding her stomach and groaning...
I think she stole my rum balls.... (whew... deep fried? yack).
Oh well i DID take all the shark last night.
Cheers anyway *tries to get away with having no breakfast....*
:whistling:

[kerrianna]

Well, I'm glad she left the Oreo Crumb Cake I just baked.
mmmmmm, smells delish! :p

[pocoyo]

*stops heading out the door... *
err... any for me?

[kerrianna]

*stops heading out the door... *
err... any for me?

Doesn't seem to be anyone else around....

Come on sit down, 'ave a bite, and tell me all your troubles.

errrr....some cake Kimberley?

[Kimberley]

*Kong grins through an open window*

Dont think so......

[pocoyo]

*face breaks into a wide beam* oh ok then.. I'm suddenly feeling a lot better... :D

Shhh don#t tell kimberley there's cake... I want it all for me!! Er , I mean US.. yes, us...

[Kimberley]

Oh no worry there.... rum balls are bad enough for the figure.

[kerrianna]

Kong doesn't get cake!

Look at him! Honestly. The way some guys let themselves go. Maybe some excercise pushing the boat will be good for you...*gets up and looks at Kong through the window*...
Kong! *closes curtains on his face - bellow from outside, then some splashing*

[Kimberley]

Okay you two. What are we going to do with two apes? The captain hasnt found out yet so we need a new island for her and well, ummmm playing...

[kerrianna]

Well, maybe we'll pass an island on the way to...where are we going anyway?

Has this ship GOT a Navigator?

And where is the Captain? I never see him.
Hmmmm, come to think of it...I never see Lilygirl and Lisa either. I wonder......:straightface:

[Kimberley]

Or the other boys.... Where are they? Are we on a Gggggghost Ship

[kerrianna]

:eek: Yikes! You're scaring me Kimbers!

I...I...I don't think so!

*looks over the side*

...naw, that's just fog....isn't it?
http://allansmithphotos.com/images/GhostShip.jpg

[pocoyo]

Honestly. The way some guys let themselves go.


*sucks belly in*
ahh.. whatever *lets it all hang out and continues eating cake*

*winces as Kong bellows*

Kimberley you don't have to worry about your figure...
:drool:

[Kimberley]

My figure? Oh yes, it is how I ummmm wellll, ahhhhh keep you boys interested. Yeah that's it. Gotta keep the crew interested but where IS the crew?

I'm getting a little frightened with that thick fog.

[pocoyo]

brrr is it me or is it a little cold in here?

I meant your figure is beautiful, wouldn't even matter if u put a few pounds on.. so enjoy! (just not my cake...)

[kerrianna]

Oh my! You ate the WHOLE cake! :shocked:

I was going to save some for Mr. Kieron!

Well, you better get up on deck and start working some of that off! :nono:

[pocoyo]

"I can't believe I ate the whooole thing..."

Oh my! You ate the WHOLE cake! :shocked: *burps* yeah? and? so?


I was going to save some for Mr. Kieron!
Oops... :o .. ah well. what he doesn't know won't hurt him...


Well, you better get up on deck and start working some of that off! :nono:

Uh... yeah RIGHT... *pulls a hidden lever and reclines in the chair...*
aahhhhhhhh....

[kerrianna]

Uh... yeah RIGHT... *pulls a hidden lever and reclines in the chair...*
aahhhhhhhh....

* that's when Pocs notices an image start burning into the ceiling*

http://www.masternewmedia.org/news/images/Danger.jpg

[Kimberley]

Gee Kerri, I think the purser has become a real lackie. I dont know about you, but I like my men to be hard and tanned from all their work on deck.

[pocoyo]

Uh.... k-k-k-k-k-k-kez...... c-c-mere....
d'you see that? *points ceilingward...*

[pocoyo]

Gee Kerri, I think the purser has become a real lackie. I dont know about you, but I like my men to be hard and tanned from all their work on deck.

*looks a little affronted and sticks his tongue out at her while she's not looking, grins to self then goes back to looking at the ceiling*

[kerrianna]

Uh.... k-k-k-k-k-k-kez...... c-c-mere....
d'you see that? *points ceilingward...*

*looks*

Yeah? So?

We are on a pirate ship you know!
Silly!!!
*slaps the purser on his wobbly belly*

[pocoyo]

owtch!

Er... but, but.... *blinks*
Maybe I imagined it appearing....

[kerrianna]

owtch!

Er... but, but.... *blinks*
Maybe I imagined it appearing....

I don't doubt it. Too much cake!

brrrrrrr, it IS getting cold in here.
I need to go put something warmer on.

*goes to go on deck but comes back*

Uh...purser? Do you think you could come with me?
It's kind of spooky out there.
That is if you can get out of that chair. :rolleyes:

[pocoyo]

give me your hand to pull me up then

... she does so....

He naughtily pulls her onto his lap and grins at her...

....she looks cross....so he lets her get up

*sighs* Ok fine... *hauls self out of chair*....

brrr it IS cold... what's going on? come on then... *puts arm round her to keep her warm*

[Kimberley]

Well, you two can do whatever, I am going to my cabin and exercise. Too many rum balls and who knows if I will fit into my Valentines outfit if I keep this up.

[kerrianna]

Well, you two can do whatever, I am going to my cabin and exercise. Too many rum balls and who knows if I will fit into my Valentines outfit if I keep this up.

Okay Kimbers. Toodles!

At least someone is looking after themselves.
*glares at Pocs belly*

Come on then....boy, sure is gloomy out here...wish the Captain was around....
I don't even see Kong or Kongette.
Or that annoying bird.

[pocoyo]

No Kimb... I don't think you should be alone right now.
There's just this spooky feeling around the ship today...

[pocoyo]

What you starin' at Kez?
Cheeky mare. I know you're longing to tickle me.. that's what it is really :p

Nice coat btw

[kerrianna]

Well, I'm warmer, but suddenly I can breathe underwater! lol. Must be a dream.

Maybe all of this is a dream! Oh, I'm not sure I want to wake up. On the one hand there's this nice ship and cute cabin boys and wonderful crew...and on the other this scary fog and eerie silence....

Oh! Purser! Is it just a dream?
*holds Purser closer, burying her head in his chest*

[pocoyo]

Er Kerrianna... you're daydreaming... helloo?? Wakey wakey!
*waves hand in front of her eyes* OI! (still no response)SNAP OUT OF IT...
*pinches her bum....* hmmm.....


*looks at her boobs*... no... I couldn't, even I'm not that mean... as to take advantage of a poor.... *kez suddenly lurches and hugs him*
Woah! Er... oh hello you're awake...
*ruffles her hair* are you ok?

[kerrianna]

*looks up at Pocs with bewildered eyes*

I'm...I'm not sure. I think I had better go lie down for awhile. Would you be kind enough to escort me to my bed?

[pocoyo]

:yikes:
does she mean?...
...erm ok I will walk you to your cabin...
there's a sound like a scream, just on the edge of hearing
*looks around feeling spooked* er, come on let's go *ushers her out of the galley*

[kerrianna]

*get to the guest's quarters - Kerrianna throws her coat off and gets under the covers*

Wait! Don't leave me here by myself!

brrrrr.....it's so cold! Even the bed is cold.

*slides over to one side....*

[pocoyo]

But... I can't get in bed with you... you're a lady... it wouldn't be right!
You're our guest. I'm just a lowely Cabinpurser!

Where's Kimberley? She just, disappeared... I hope that scream wasn't her....

So now Kong, Lady Kong, the birds, the crew and Kimb are all missing

:cry: I'm scared.....

She looks at him in horror

*wipes eyes* uh I mean...
*coughs*
It will be ok. I'm sure they're just all on an excursion, and Kims probably just hottubbing it or doing her Aerobics!

[kerrianna]

But... I can't get in bed with you... you're a lady... it wouldn't be right!
You're our guest. I'm just a lowely Cabinpurser!


:raisedeyebrow: ...ahem...

*trembling and shivering*

PPPPLEEEEEASSSSEEEEE? Just for a bit. :cute:

*pats the open side of the bed*

[pocoyo]

*stands there all uncertainly for a while.... hears another scream and leaps in!*

[Kimberley]

Well, I know how to keep warm..... ohhhhh I could say get a room but I guess I am late...

41155

Oh well, I guess I will just go on deck and steer the ship....

[pocoyo]

Hey Kimb u look HOT not warm :D

Well didn't you tell me 3 is a pa...

[kerrianna]

Kimberley you got it going on girl!
Uhmm...when you're steering the ship, make sure you watch out for rocks. I might have hit one or two before, but I don't think anyone noticed! :heehee:

Ohhhh Purser. You're nice and warm. Mmm kinda cuddly with that extra cake in there. Hold me tight. Let me just put my head on your shoulder and ....:sleep:

[pocoyo]

mmmmm :happy:

Come on Kimbs.....

[pocoyo]

Ooh fine :yawn: have it your way Grumpette McMisogwench :heehee: .
*abandons his "3 in a bed cuddlefest" idea and gets comfy...being sure to keep a respectful distance between him and Kerrianna...good boy* :sleep:

[Kerry Owens]

Oh here they come! Looks like bits of fur are smoldering.

Hey! Who's still calling "Ohhhh Konnnnngggg!" ???

Oh, him. He's cute. Wonder if we can catch him?
*holds bit of cookie crumb out to....*

http://www.freedomfry.org/images/pictures/mynah_bird_big.jpg

LOL....mynah birds! They can talk be careful!!!! They'll repeat what they hear, everything and anything!

[Jestina]

Hehe yeah I read the kilt thing :heehee:
LOL heels scare me incase I hurt my ankles!
Er... I still have your skirt on you know....

******
hello? Oh she's gone.
Hmm. :)


Why Pocoyo, I do declare!
Are you flirting with me?

I have been so busy this past week that I haven't even changed my nail polish.
I have suffered a computer crash and ...well!!!
Here I have been missing all this!

Jestina.

[kerrianna]

*Kerrianna goes out on deck after a LONG rest*

Oh goody. The fog is gone. That must have just been a bad dream...brrrr, don't even want to think about it.

Hmmm, I sort of remember the Purser getting into bed with me, but I seem to be...er...untouched. Must have dreamt that too. :heehee:

Where are we? And where is everyone else?

[Evert]

*Crawls out of a barrel*

Eh..

where are we? :eek:

who are you? :eek:


WHO AM I!?:eek: :eek: :eek:

[pocoyo]

*wanders out on deck looking sleepy*
hullo? *rubs eyes*
where is everyone? Oh hi Kez :)

Did I hear Jestina's voice?

Mmm glad the fog has gone!

[pocoyo]

*Crawls out of a barrel*

Eh..

where are we? :eek:

who are you? :eek:


WHO AM I!?:eek: :eek: :eek:

E-VEERT... duuude, where have you beeen?!

[Evert]

I dunno... I was chasing a girl.... who are you? :eek:

[kerrianna]

Oh cra...I mean oh goody! The two boys I got fighting over me last time. :heehee:

HELLLOOOO BOYS! :battingeyelashes:

[pocoyo]

Why I am Poccy McPoccersen of course.
Gayest cabin boy in the west lol!

[kerrianna]

Why I am Poccy McPoccersen of course.
Gayest cabin boy in the west lol!

Gay?!!! :eek:

Boy, you certainly had ME fooled! :p

[pocoyo]

Ok fine, you figured me out... I act gay to get all the chicks... they love it... hahaha.

Fine... the bi-est, (that's Bi-est... not big-gest... although probably that too ;)) cabin boy/purser to promiscuously sail the 7 seas.

No that's not a CANON in my pocket!

[kerrianna]

Ok fine, you figured me out... I act gay to get all the chicks... they love it... hahaha.

Fine... the bi-est, (that's Bi-est... not big-gest... although probably that too ;)) cabin boy/purser to promiscuously sail the 7 seas.

No that's not a CANON in my pocket!

LOL! You are SO full of yourself!

Hey the ship's looking pretty clean. Did you guys finally get to swabbing and such while I was sleeping?

Know anything about a Valentine's Ball the Captain might be hosting? I did get this new dress for it...just in case there IS one. :straightface:

[pocoyo]

Full of myself? Hmm it's not quite that big....
:angel:
I didn't do any work! I went back to my cabin and was reading... (well, looking at comics).
Others might have done though.

I heard something a long while back about captain having a VD ball.
I still don't know what to wear myself!

What's the dress like then?

[kerrianna]

I'm (well, my avatar is) wearing it silly. Actually I'm not sure if I like it - I might try to find something a bit more elegant. After all I want to fool...er...impress people.

Haha I can just see you in your hammock reading comics and eating your hidden stash of oreos.

Boy that Purser's job is pretty sweet huh?

[CaptLex]

Know anything about a Valentine's Ball the Captain might be hosting? I did get this new dress for it...just in case there IS one. :straightface:
That's a lovely purple gown, Kerrianna. Is that what you're wearing to the ball? Love the matching shoes and accessories too. I'm sure Kimberley will be here in one of her skimpy outfits, and it's anyone's guess what Salandra will wear - always something unique. The cookies are stocked, the rum balls are on order and the booze should be flowing like a waterfall by then. Just a few more days . . . hmmm, I best get busy planning my own outfit. :D

[pocoyo]

I'm (well, my avatar is) wearing it silly. Actually I'm not sure if I like it - Oh sorry! It's very lovely. But yeah I think you need something shorter to show off those sexy legs :D

I might try to find something a bit more elegant. After all I want to fool...er...impress people. HAha that you're elegant? And not really a tomboyish wench?


Haha I can just see you in your hammock reading comics and eating your hidden stash of oreos. Have you been spying on me? (again). :raisedeyebrow:


Boy that Purser's job is pretty sweet huh?
Hoo yeah :D

[pocoyo]

YAaay the Captain's here... and planning a party... fantastic!
:D

[kerrianna]

That's a lovely purple gown, Kerrianna. Is that what you're wearing to the ball? Love the matching shoes and accessories too. I'm sure Kimberley will be here in one of her skimpy outfits, and it's anyone's guess what Salandra will wear - always something unique. The cookies are stocked, the rum balls are on order and the booze should be flowing like a waterfall by then. Just a few more days . . . hmmm, I best get busy planning my own outfit. :D

Yay!!! We're going to a party! :happy:

Thank you Captain :battingeyelashes: , you're such a gentleman. I do hope your crew looks up to you and learns from you *casts a discerning glance at Pocs*.

I'd better get practising dancing in this dress.

*grabs the Purser's hands and wheels him around the deck, singing a song*

doo-dee dee doo da dada ...ouch!...careful clumsy...that's it...lalalala...."

[pocoyo]

Hahaha I didn't know you were a fan of The Police!

Wheeee *twirly twirly*
Ok er... you're doing what the Cap does to me when I dance with him... you're making me dizzy! Let's dance a liddle... sllooowweeerr (any excuse eh pocs? ;) )

[CaptLex]

Ok er... you're doing what the Cap does to me when I dance with him... you're making me dizzy!
Well, people would talk if we did some slow dancing . . . or the other guys might get jealous. ;)

[kerrianna]

Hahaha I didn't know you were a fan of The Police!

Wheeee *twirly twirly*
Ok er... you're doing what the Cap does to me when I dance with him... you're making me dizzy! Let's dance a liddle... sllooowweeerr (any excuse eh pocs? ;) )

Oh, okay. We almost fell overboard there.

Ahem...your hand should probably be up a little higher Mr. Purser. :raisedeyebrow:

[pocoyo]

Well, people would talk if we did some slow dancing . . . or the other guys might get jealous. ;)

*tries (badly) to put sexy voice on*....

Hey honey... that's a risk I'm willing to take :D (LOL)
Mmmmmmmmm ........Lexlove.....

(HAHA Lex Lover... let's make a Superman themed porn!)

[CaptLex]

*tries (badly) to put sexy voice on*....

Hey honey... that's a risk I'm willing to take :D (LOL)
Mmmmmmmmm ........Lexlove.....
*in best Barry White voice* ooohh . . . baby, baby, baby . . . :lol2:

[kerrianna]

Oooooh...I'm feeling a little dizzy from all that twirling around. I think I'd better go have a little lie down.

Nice seeing you again Captain. :battingeyelashes:

Uh, someone should check on that other cabin boy. He seems to have some form of amnesia.

*Kerrianna slinks off to her quarters, blowing kisses to Pocs and the Captain...and the disoriented one.*
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

[pocoyo]

*in best Barry White voice* ooohh . . . baby, baby, baby . . . :lol2:

Oooh oooh!! *shivers down spine*
Moore more!! I love it when you talk Barry to me :lol:

[pocoyo]

Oooooh...I'm feeling a little dizzy from all that twirling around. I think I'd better go have a little lie down.

Nice seeing you again Captain. :battingeyelashes:

Uh, someone should check on that other cabin boy. He seems to have some form of amnesia.

*Kerrianna slinks off to her quarters, blowing kisses to Pocs and the Captain...and the disoriented one.*
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

*catches a kiss and puts it on his cheek*

Yeah and I'm feeling a little flustered after Cap's brief flirtation :D :D
I uh... yeah I better go to my cabin for a "lie down" too.... :heehee:

Btw don't worry, we will get the ship's doctor to look after Evert... who IS the ship's doctor anyway? I think it might be Dr Abraxas... but I haven't seen him since we left port.... perhaps he is tucked away in the bowels of the ship doing his secret experiments again....

Goodnight my lords ladies and gentlemen, I bit you adieu (or I would if I could spell today!)

*turns with a flourish of his arm and saunters off, cabin-ward*

[Abraxas]

That's exactly where I am.

*scuttles off to do more experiments*
*is mainly doing this to avoid swabbing deck*

Hey-- can we get this thing fitted with waterskis?

[CaptLex]

That's exactly where I am.

*scuttles off to do more experiments*
*is mainly doing this to avoid swabbing deck*

Hey-- can we get this thing fitted with waterskis?

Wow, the ship's surgeon stuck his head out of the sick bay for a moment! Nobody disturb him . . . he's working with very delicate instruments (when he's not waterskiing). :heehee:

[Kimberley]

The Valentines Ball, and I shall miss it. This just wont do, especially since I have my ummmm dress? er well it COULD be if it was a little longer, picked out and now I cant wear it because I have to work.

This isnt fair!! It will be all over by the time I get here. The crew will have bellies like kegs, the cookies will be gone and that monkey will have stolen all the rum balls for Queen Kong.

Any suggestions? :D :devil: :heehee:
Oh Everttttttt! Kimmie needs some attention....

[kerrianna]

:hugs: Awww, Kimbs, it might just be starting by the time you get here - you never know with these guys...it could turn into one of those 3 day long parties. :rolleyes:

I might miss it too, but if I am here and you're not, don't worry I'll eat your share of rumballs (if Kong doesn't get them first), drink your share of drinks, and keep your share of cabin boys happy in your absence. :D
Don't thank me....what are GFs for? :devil: :D

[Abraxas]

*grumbles*
And I'll be doling out the post-party hangover aspirin. :rolleyes:


*grins*
I get all the vicodin to myself. :devil:

[Kate Simmons]

You're a Doctor , not a "miracle worker" as Bones would say, right Abraxas?

[Jestina]

OK...OK... then...

ummm what have I missed here?

Its 4 AM and I am confused.

I am in such a fog. Not the romantic kind either.

[Abraxas]

You're a Doctor , not a "miracle worker" as Bones would say, right Abraxas?

Errrr... I must admit to never having seen Bones. My loyalties lie strictly with House MD... *shrugs*

[Jestina]

Whoa!!

You guys are watching TV?

First were on a pirate ship in the 19th century ocean, and then it's "star wars"???

Is this all for real?

Cuz if not I want my skirt back from Poc...

and furthermore "House" is a grizzled miserable curmudgeon and he rocks.

Jestina.

[Evert]

Any suggestions? :D :devil: :heehee:
Oh Everttttttt! Kimmie needs some attention....

Just yell my love, just yell. Here am I! But ehm what kind of attention? :devil:
you didn't call me to polish your nails are you? :heehee:

[Kimberley]

Polishing uh yeah, that'll work... nails? Ummmm okay hon, if you insist:devil:

Well, Who knows about this party thing. You boys will all be dreaming of.... ummm well, you know.

By the time I get back on board the bellies will be full of sweets and grog and I will be by my lonesome... I'll just have to enjoy the warm night with the soft breezes by myself. :sigh: I will have to stare at the stars and daydream.

Oh well. Such is life.

[kerrianna]

Errrr... I must admit to never having seen Bones. My loyalties lie strictly with House MD... *shrugs*

:rolleyes: Barbaric, Jim! These kids from the 21st century still using scalpels and chemicals!

*original Star Trek Abraxas - the one with the styrofoam 'rocks' rolling over top of Capt Kirk while he smooches with another doll-faced alien. :happy:

[Evert]

Polishing uh yeah, that'll work... nails? Ummmm okay hon, if you insist:devil:

Well, Who knows about this party thing. You boys will all be dreaming of.... ummm well, you know.

By the time I get back on board the bellies will be full of sweets and grog and I will be by my lonesome... I'll just have to enjoy the warm night with the soft breezes by myself. :sigh: I will have to stare at the stars and daydream.

Oh well. Such is life.

Well what if I promise to stay sober all night, so that we can enjoy the warm night together? :daydreaming:

[Abraxas]

:rolleyes: Barbaric, Jim! These kids from the 21st century still using scalpels and chemicals!

*original Star Trek Abraxas - the one with the styrofoam 'rocks' rolling over top of Capt Kirk while he smooches with another doll-faced alien. :happy:

Ohhhhhh *smacks self* D'oh.
ST TOS I know (although I'm a bigger fan of TNG). But there's been a lot of talk about the show called Bones lately, so I just got confused. :heehee:

[Evert]

Ohhhhhh *smacks self* D'oh.
ST TOS I know (although I'm a bigger fan of TNG). But there's been a lot of talk about the show called Bones lately, so I just got confused. :heehee:


Hey we've got 'bones' here... That's that show with Booth and dr. Brennan right?

[kerrianna]

Ohhhhhh *smacks self* D'oh.


:eek: Yikes, hope you put the scalpel down first! :D

[Abraxas]

Hey we've got 'bones' here... That's that show with Booth and dr. Brennan right?

Ummm... No idea lol I'm gonna watch it tomorrow cos I think Stephen Fry's on again.

[Kimberley]

Bones? Dont tell me we have dogs on board too....:D Geesh, this could become an ark.:eek:

[Abraxas]

:eek: Yikes, hope you put the scalpel down first! :D

Of course. The syringe full of haloperidol, on the other hand... :eek:
Kidding.

[CaptLex]

Ummm... No idea lol I'm gonna watch it tomorrow cos I think Stephen Fry's on again.
Damnit, Jim . . . he's a doctor, not a TV reviewer. :p

[Kimberley]

Bones? We aren't talking about Tom "Bones" Malone then. I wonder what reville would sound like on a slide trombone....

[Kimberley]

Well the Valentine's party is over and I missed most of it.:sad: I know there will be others to come but this one is so special. Now the ship is deserted again so I guess I should go ashore and do some shopping and maybe treat myself to some time at the spa. Mmmmm. Pampering and the masseuse is such a nice lad. :D He knows just how to treat a lady.:love:

Off we go.

[pocoyo]

*grumbles*
And I'll be doling out the post-party hangover aspirin. :rolleyes:


*grins*
I get all the vicodin to myself. :devil:


Doctor! Doctor!

I saw you there, just standing there
And I thought I was only dreaming yeah
I kissed you then, then once again
You said you would come and dance with me
Dance with me across the sea
And we could feel the motion of a thousand dreams

Doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh doctor, doctor, is this love I'm feeling?

Ships at night give such delight
We all leave before the morning light
Please don't go no please don't go
Cause I don't want to stay here on my own

Oh

Doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh doctor, doctor, is this love I'm feeling?

Doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh doctor, doctor, is this love I'm feeling?

Fever breathe your love on me (breathe your love)
Take away my name (take away)
Fever lay your hands on me (breathe your love)
Never be the same

Oh

Doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh doctor, doctor, is this love I'm feeling?

Oh doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh doctor, doctor, is this love I'm feeling?

Come with me and make believe
We can travel to eternity (Thompson Twins)


*posh English voice* Oh sorry... I seem to have confused this with the Funthread Lyrics thread... :p :heehee:

[CaptLex]

Well the Valentine's party is over and I missed most of it.:sad: I know there will be others to come but this one is so special.
We'll have to plan a St. Patrick's Day party then. Gotta tell the guys to start stocking up the Bailey's and Guinness. I wonder if they have pirate shirts in green . . .

[pocoyo]

Awesome!!!!

*pocoyo plans to get disgustingly drunk, horny and obnoxious on St Patricks day*

:D :jumping:

[Kimberley]

We'll have to plan a St. Patrick's Day party then. Gotta tell the guys to start stocking up the Bailey's and Guinness. I wonder if they have pirate shirts in green . . .

*************
Oooooooooooooooo March 17 Yayyyyyyy!!!!!! No school (between semesters)

Green huh? Have to see about that one...

:hugs: :hugs: :hugs:
You guys are THE BEST!!!!
:love:

[Evert]

Awesome!!!!

*pocoyo plans to get disgustingly drunk, horny and obnoxious on St Patricks day*

:D :jumping:

Awesome!!!!

*Evert plans to get disgustingly drunk, horny and obnoxious on St Patricks day*

:D :jumping:

[kerrianna]

Awesome!!!!

*Evert plans to get disgustingly drunk, horny and obnoxious on St Patricks day*

:D :jumping:


Awesome!!!!

*pocoyo plans to get disgustingly drunk, horny and obnoxious on St Patricks day*

:D :jumping:


:eek: :hiding: *Kerrianna plans to stay away from the ship on St. Patricks Day*

[Evert]

:eek: :hiding: *Kerrianna plans to stay away from the ship on St. Patricks Day*

Nah it wouldn't be fun without you :hugs:

[kerrianna]

We'll have to plan a St. Patrick's Day party then. I wonder if they have pirate shirts in green . . .

You mean like this one?
http://www.shirtmax.com/greenshirts/blue_pirate.jpg

hmmm, actually I think I want this shirt myself. :heehee:

[pocoyo]

Argh I WANT that t shirt and that flat chest haha!

[CaptLex]

You mean like this one?
http://www.shirtmax.com/greenshirts/blue_pirate.jpg

hmmm, actually I think I want this shirt myself. :heehee:

Ooooh . . . I want it! :D

[kerrianna]

Ooooh . . . I want it! :D


Argh I WANT that t shirt and that flat chest haha!

That was sold on E-bay sometime last year. Don't know if it's still around.
http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.shirtmax.com/greenshirts/blue_pirate.jpg&imgrefurl=http://cgi.ebay.com/BLUE-PIRATE-green-jolly-roger-skull-punk-tee-T-SHIRT-XL_W0QQitemZ140016805890QQcmdZViewItem&h=319&w=346&sz=14&hl=en&start=42&tbnid=WmYuQMA9Qfn2wM:&tbnh=111&tbnw=120&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgreen%2Bpirate%2Bshirt%26start%3D40%2 6ndsp%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN

The flat chest you'll have to figure out yo'self Pocs. :straightface:

[pocoyo]

The flat chest you'll have to figure out yo'self Pocs. :straightface:

:cry: :cry:

[Kate Simmons]

HMMM--I thought all pirates had a "buried chest".:heehee:

[Casey Morgan]

Ooh, I'll have to learn some Irish dances. I've got what, two weeks? Heck, they scrapped a number in one of the musicals and we had just about that much time to learn the new one.

Let's see: flap, flap, flap ball change, shuffle, pivot...

Can I bring anything?

[CaptLex]

Ooh, I'll have to learn some Irish dances. I've got what, two weeks? Heck, they scrapped a number in one of the musicals and we had just about that much time to learn the new one.

Let's see: flap, flap, flap ball change, shuffle, pivot...
Maybe you can watch some Lord of the Dance videos. :heehee: I'd like to learn to do a jig myself.


Can I bring anything?
How about some Irish soda bread or sherry trifle? But you don't have to - just bring your lovely self . . . in a pretty outfit. If you need to, feel free to raid Kerrianna's closet - she has tons of stuff. :D

[Kimberley]

RUM BALLS!!!

[kerrianna]

RUM BALLS!!!

IRISH WHISKEY BALLS!!!! :heehee:

http://screamerscostumes.net/store2/images/irish%20wiskey%20button.jpg

[Kate Simmons]

Ulp, you gals are tough. I will be serving Irish Coffee after the party as well.:happy:

[Kimberley]

IRISH WHISKEY BALLS!!!! :heehee:

http://screamerscostumes.net/store2/images/irish%20wiskey%20button.jpg

Nope gotta be RUM but I'll let you put those green sprinkly things on them though...

[kerrianna]

Here's a story I made up on the fly to read to 2 of my favourite boys the other night when they stayed up very very late and needed to get to bed. Hope you like it, it was done very quickly.

"Once upon a quiet evening there was a moon.

And the moon looked up and saw the sunlight brilliant rays
And the moon looked down and mirrored light 'cross the ocean waves.

And cutting through the sparkling foam was a wooden ship
with a captain by the rum barrels taking just the slightest sip.

with a purser chasing girls across the slippery deck
and no one else about to prevent a shipwreck.

but then from below up popped a head,
cabin boy kieron aroused from his bed.
and quickly did he run to the wheel
and pilot the ship away from the reef,
and when they noticed at last....
...the purser and captain sighed with relief....
....and the girls crowded 'round brave kieron who stood fast,
'cept for the parts shaking like a leaf. :heehee:

And to shore then with them
and a very merry leave."

[Evert]

Shall we make it into a schoolplay? :tongueout

[pocoyo]

Hehe I really love this!

:D



with a purser chasing girls across the slippery deck
and no one else about to prevent a shipwreck.

... typical!!
:heehee:

[CaptLex]

Love it! Cute story - Kieron to the rescue! I guess the captain should stop sipping so much rum. :heehee:

[pocoyo]

Love it! Cute story - Kieron to the rescue! I guess the captain should stop sipping so much rum. :heehee:

And the purser should start thinking with his... brain....

[Evert]

And the purser should start thinking with his... brain....

*From under Kerrianna's skirt*

Whadidyasay?

:heehee:

[pocoyo]

*From under Kerrianna's skirt*

Whadidyasay?

:heehee:

:eek: Geddoutof there u fiend!

Why I oughta give you a good kicking for being so disrespec....what? What's that Kerrianna? You LIKE him under your skirt??!!.... Well... I stand corrected!

*wanders off in a huff to steal Kieron's cookies & seduce the captain...*

....

[Kieron Andrew]

*wanders off in a huff to steal Kieron's cookiesohhhh no you dont! they are well and truly hidden from thieving hands like you!:tongueout

[CaptLex]

*wanders off in a huff to steal Kieron's cookies & seduce the captain...*

....
That'll sink the ship for sure. ;)