We've been getting too serious lately.

[Kimberley]

Must be just past Christmas.... Which means we are coming up to Valentine's day:D , and likely a ship board party.:eek: I can hardly wait to see what Evert is going to wear, or more likely, do. Hmmmm.:heehee:

We need a diversion, so how about a story? Everyone gets to add just one line per post....

Okay, here goes.

Cap'n!!! I see land over there, and rum barrels floating in the water!!

[great gg]

go after the barrells, land will wait!!

[pocoyo]

no wait... they're not barrels....!

[Kimberley]

Send out a longboat filled with swabbies to see!

[Kieron Andrew]

thats gun powder!

[Kimberley]

Well blow me down!

[pocoyo]

Ok who lit a fuse?

[Kimberley]

Dont know but maybe the capn is going to blow one if it's ours

[kerrianna]

Oh, did you boys WANT those big old things? They were in the way of my new closet. Have to have somewhere to hang my dresses.

[Kieron Andrew]

omg you threw the gun powder overboard....silly wench!

[pocoyo]

Oh, did you boys WANT those big old things? They were in the way of my new closet. Have to have somewhere to hang my dresses.

Er.. there's something I have to tell you about your dresses....:straightface:

[kerrianna]

I thought it was rum. I figured you boys could use a drying out spell. :happy:

[kerrianna]

Er.. there's something I have to tell you about your dresses....:straightface:

OMG, you're not trying them on are you? That's just not right! :eek:

[Kimberley]

Oh no! What will the Cap'n think if we have *gasp* TG crew members?

[pocoyo]

hehehe. yes I have to admit I was.

I found Evert asleep in the skirts of one too...

You don't want to know what else I found :straightface:

[Kimberley]

Rum Balls????

[pocoyo]

Oh no! What will the Cap'n think if we have *gasp* TG crew members?

LOL!
*sings* I'm comin' out... I want the world to know... gotta let it shooow..

Iiii'''m... a cooomiin'... ouutt!

*prances around in one of Kerrianna's ballgowns*

[Kieron Andrew]

that is just sooooo wrong poc get that dress off before the capt see's

[Kimberley]

I want it!! MINE! MINE! MINE!

[pocoyo]

that is just sooooo wrong poc get that dress off before the capt see's

Ok... *strips to the rum balls* ;)
*Flings the dress camply to Kimberley and strides off.. still wearing high heeled boots*

[Kimberley]

Kerriana! Look at the chocolate that purser got on the gown!

[kerrianna]

Kerrianna abandons ship (this crew is crazy!) and heads for land
Better lay low for awhile...hmmm...what's that? :eek:.......

[Kimberley]

POCS! Where's the rest of the rum balls?

[pocoyo]

*stares whistfully after Kerrianna for a moment... then turns to Kimberley looking angelic*... hmmm? Oh I er, I fed them to er... him *points at....?*

[Kimberley]

Kieron???

[pocoyo]

No, he just stole some, for some reason he thought they were cookies... strange man.
I meant that mysterious handsome stranger over there, the one that's been stowing away in the.. oh I er, I mean.... :blushing: oooops, he was meant to be a secret....

[Kieron Andrew]

No, he just stole some, for some reason he thought they were cookies... strange man.

no i did not! you are lying to protect the stowaway!

[CaptLex]

Oh geez . . . the rum is gone again and the crew is going overboard. Have y'all been sniffin' gunpowder? *spots something floating in the water . . . * What's that?! :eek:

[Kieron Andrew]

oops capt. is 'ere!!:hiding:

[pocoyo]

What's that? I dunno.. let's go and poke it to find out ...

[pocoyo]

no i did not! you are lying to protect the stowaway!

Ssshhhhhhhhh!!! :shh:

[Kieron Andrew]

poc have been at the pantry again (looking at your avatar)

[pocoyo]

poc have been at the pantry again (looking at your avatar)

*cackles*
Yeah but I left you a jar of cookies.
Well some.
Well, one.
Well... some crumbs...

[CaptLex]

Ssshhhhhhhhh!!! :shh:
Sneaking strange men aboard again, Purser? Best let the captain have a go, er . . . I mean, a look at him first. :devil:

[pocoyo]

He's very handsome.
In fact he looks rather like Tobey Maguire.... (and no I'm not talking about Felix teehee!)
I guess you'd better have a look at him yeah... don't give him a lick though... (with the cat o' 9 tails I mean... :heehee:)

[CaptLex]

I guess you'd better have a look at him yeah... don't give him a lick though... (with the cat o' 9 tails I mean... :heehee:)
Well, if he's been stealing rum balls, then he'll definitely get a licking . . . and it's off to the brig with you again! :p

[great gg]

Well, if he's been stealing rum balls, then he'll definitely get a licking . . . and it's off to the brig with you again! :p

No not again, cap'n, fer the love of Pete, or Poc, not the brig again, it's drafty and nasty and the stowaway is there, oh, uh, well, ok, the brig it is!

[kerrianna]

Hmmm, I thought the boys from the ship would have come and retrieved me by now. What's taking them so long? Probably into the rum and cookies again.

Maybe I can see the ship if I got up higher.

Oh, new friend! Can you lift me up so I can see further? That's a good boy. :hugs:

http://www.t3.co.uk/__data/assets/fp_auto_layout_image/500832/king-kong-400.jpg

[Kimberley]

Kimberley looks through the telescope... Look! Kerrianna has a new pet!!!

[Bobbie cd]

That's no pet! It's her native man Friday! (Even though it's only Thursday. - OK, um, now I'm confused. LOL):D

[great gg]

I want to go back to the brig with the stowaway, cap'n, permission to misbehave.

[Evert]

I can hardly wait to see what Evert is going to wear, or more likely, do. Hmmmm.:heehee:


What are you hoping for? :heehee:


I found Evert asleep in the skirts of one too...


Sorry... :blushing:

[Kate Simmons]

Looks like Kong has all our Rum. I see he threw Ann down to take a nip. Gotta go in and get our Rum back guys or else I serve iced tea tonight:eek:

[Evert]

NOO NOT ICE TEA!

*runs towards King Kong with his cutlass*

[Tina Dixon]

OK I'm p**sed, Evert give me my skirt back:mad:

[Evert]

I know nothing about it! :mad:

[pocoyo]

Hmmm, I thought the boys from the ship would have come and retrieved me by now. What's taking them so long? Probably into the rum and cookies again.

Shoorry, I did planto but go' ssshhidetracked *hic*
*sways* Here now! You look verri purtty.
Your friend's kinda hairy tho'... *prods Kong on the nose*

[Kimberley]

Ohhhhh Cap'n, can we bring him onboard? Pllease? He's just so cute and look how strong he is. I bet he can do the work of 10 swabbies and climb the mast faster than anyone. And he really is cute.

[pocoyo]

Yeah, and Kong's not bad either :D :heehee:

[Kimberley]

What are you hoping for? :heehee:



Sorry... :blushing:

*******************
Now I NEVER kiss and tell hon. You know that.:heehee:

Besides, we like little surprises.

[Kimberley]

Yeah, and Kong's not bad either :D :heehee:

:lol: :lol:

[Kimberley]

Okay, what's with all the bananas onboard? And this giant sized banana daquiri on the menu? Ane where are my rum balls?

[Evert]

*******************
Now I NEVER kiss and tell hon. You know that.:heehee:

Besides, we like little surprises.

Mmhh, okay.... *Dreams off*

...where is that tie...?

[Kimberley]

Mmhh, okay.... *Dreams off*

...where is that tie...?

*************
Tie? Tie? Uh oh... *I might be in trouble here. Where is the capn? Practicing his lunges and thrusts with cutlass in hand? Looks around to make sure Evert doesnt get tossed into the brig for flirting with the Capn's table guest.*

:hugs:

[Evert]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i262/OomEvert/TIE.jpg

... which one? which one? ...

[kerrianna]

Huh! They come and take my monkey friend and forget about me! They're probably still mad at me for throwing those barrels overboard. Don't know what all the fuss is about. Just dirty gunk. Doesn't even make good eye shadow. And it stinks.

Well, maybe if I dry it out a bit they'll be happy and come back to get me. I'll just place these barrels by the fire.
http://www.selstarfireworks.co.uk/images/thumbnails/gunpowderbarrel.jpg

[kerrianna]

http://www.clipartheaven.com/clipart/signs/kaboom!.gif


http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1510000/images/_1511435_explosion150afp.jpg

[Kimberley]

Ker PLUNK! A bedraggled Kerrianna lands on the poop deck.

Nice of you to drop in hon. You look like you could use a spell in the hot tub!

[Evert]

Ker PLUNK! A bedraggled Kerrianna lands on the poop deck.

Nice of you to drop in hon. You look like you could use a spell in the hot tub!

*Sings* It's Raining Girls! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Girls! Amen!

[pocoyo]

Ker PLUNK! A bedraggled Kerrianna lands on the poop deck.

Nice of you to drop in hon. You look like you could use a spell in the hot tub!

But poor pocoyo is now left on the island alone... with Kong... aaaargh!!!


p.s. love the kaboom!

[kerrianna]

*Kerrianna straightens her hair, pulls down her torched and tattered dress, brushes soot off her cheeks and rubs her sore bottom*

Oops. :D :blushing:

Oh look! There's that brave purser and my big ugly monkee friend, stuck on the island!!!! :eek:

Don't they make a lovely couple? :daydreaming: :kissing:

[pocoyo]

*Hollers from the island* heeelllpp!
*runs around with King Kong lolloping after him....*
eeeeeeek

[kerrianna]

Oh look! They're dancing! :twirl:

Hmmmph! HE never danced with me! :Angry3:

[pocoyo]

Whhee, Kong isn't too bad actually! *dances*
He's quite sweet really :D


Oh hang on... *stops dancing* whats that, by that rock over there.... looks like an X... :straightface: *heads towards it*
C'mon Kong! *beckons over shoulder to new friend....*

[Kimberley]

Darn treasure maps. The first mate is supposed to mark the map not the actual spot. The capn is going to be p****d. Oh no, there go the rum rations.... including my rum balls.

[pocoyo]

Darn treasure maps. The first mate is supposed to mark the map not the actual spot.

Lmao!!!
Ahem...
Oh look.. the X is caused by the shadow of 2 trees... :heehee:

*Starts digging*

[Kimberley]

Those aren't tree shadows. Those are from the oars of Davey Jones longboat...

Oh nooooooooo!

[kerrianna]

Where's the Captain? I need to see the Captain!
(shrieks) SOMEONE GET ME THE CAPTAIN!!!

I need to give him this note I wrote with my lipstick on a piece of paper I found. Then he might not be mad at me for throwing his KABLOOMEY powder overboard.

DEAR CAPTINN LEX. I'M SORRY I THREW YOUR LITTLE BARRELS OVERBOARD. PLEASE LASH ME....I MEAN PLEASE DON'T LASH ME. YES. THAT'S IT. PLEASE DON'T. AND NOT IN FRONT OF THE CREW.

what's this on the back? Some child's drawing. :rolleyes:

[pocoyo]

Those aren't tree shadows. Those are from the oars of Davey Jones longboat...

Oh nooooooooo!

:eek: ....*screams like a girl and runs away camply, arms and legs flapping....*

***

Lol@Kerrianna's little note and "child's drawing" :heehee:

[Kimberley]

Okay, time for the ladies to swing into action. Kimberley looks at Kerrianna then climbs into the longboat.

"Row you sons of drunken sailors. Pocs is in trouble!"

[kerrianna]

:daydreaming: oh, he's so brave, that purser! Look at how he draws away from the treasure site that pack of angry tigers!

http://www.thelondonseason.com/images/Tiger_running.jpg

[pocoyo]

*Hiding behind a rock for a moment, dusty and sweaty, peers out to sea*

Who's that coming? Oh it's the girls rowing to save me!... why is Kerriana whipping that poor crew member? Did I just hear Kimberley yelling "bloody pirates?" ...

[kerrianna]

Oh, Kimbers, darling, could you try not to rock the boat? I'm fixing my makeup. :battingeyelashes:

[pocoyo]

*hears some rustling behind him*

T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-....TIGERS?!!!!

[Kimberley]

But now he is feeding them rum balls.... MY RUM BALLS!!!! and Kong, where is Kong?

[kerrianna]

OH MY! The tigers are licking the purser's toes!

And he seems to be ENJOYING IT! That's enuff of that!

Kitty...call them off.

[pocoyo]

Well... I always wanted a toe-job!

Awwww kitty! *offers him a rum ball too!*

[Kimberley]

Looks like we have conquered this island and its inhabitants. Now, back to digging for that treasure!!

[kerrianna]

Hmmmph! If you think I'm digging in that dirty sand forget it!

Where's the rest of the crew...you know...the strong, SILENT, ones.

...oh, boyssssssss......................

[kerrianna]

ASIDE

Pssst, kitty. See that fat cat over there? Yeah, that one...the orange one...well, that's from too many rum-balls.

Savy?

[Kimberley]

Well, you want the boys just get into a bikini. They'll be deserting ship en-mass and WE get to tan while the boys work and show us how strong they are. Choices choices...

[kerrianna]

way ahead of you Kimbers, dear.

OH BOYSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! :<3: :<3: :<3:

Uh...before you go doing all that sweaty digging...could someone spread some palm oil on my back? :happy: :battingeyelashes:

[pocoyo]

ASIDE

Pssst, kitty. See that fat cat over there? Yeah, that one...the orange one...well, that's from too many rum-balls.

Savy?

Hehehe!

*lays back to sunbathe, waiting for the other members of the crew to arrive*

Hey.. HEY! Kimberley! Stop flicking sand at me... whaat? You want me to dig?

[Kimberley]

Oh dear. Well I'll let you oil my back and really drive them crazy hon. Think they can handle that?

:devil:

[Kimberley]

Hehehe!

*lays back to sunbathe, waiting for the other members of the crew to arrive*

Hey.. HEY! Kimberley! Stop flicking sand at me... whaat? You want me to dig?

****************
Ohhhhh well you have to be real nice to us you know. We have the captain's .... ummmm.... ear. Yeah, that's it. We have his ear. You would like a good job like guarding the brig wouldnt you? It can be arranged you know.

[pocoyo]

:eek:
K-k-kerrianna and K-K-k-imberley are oiling each other!!!!
:eek:

[Kimberley]

:D ummmmmmmmmmm. oooooooooooooo. :heehee:

My turn hon.... now roll on your back so we can do your tummy.

[pocoyo]

*Watches with jaw hanging open*...

ayshaawar shawarr.....

[Kimberley]

Isnt that so cute? Kong is beating his chest.

[kerrianna]

DOWN BOY!!!:naughty

[Kimberley]

Now now Pocs. Behave yourself.

[pocoyo]

:drooling: Ehem, scuse me ladies... seem to have er... temporarily lost control over my faculties for a wee moment there.
*shakes head* brrrwwwrrwwr
I'm ok now. 'hem.
....
....:D


*Suddenly....*
:eek: KONG! Stop wedgying me!
Yes that's right, go and help Kimberley with her oiling (hehehe) :heehee:

[Kimberley]

Ohhhhhhh strong hands.... and a perfect gentleman too. Why the crew have been training you well.

Why is Kerrianna waving her bathing suit from out in the water?

[pocoyo]

Haha!! Skinny dipping is it?
Count me in :D ...

[Kimberley]

Hmmmmm. You are going to be naughty? You better be so bad you are good!!!

:D

[pocoyo]

But I'm so gooood... that I'm baaaddd...... (ch'ya know it..... who's bad?)

[kerrianna]

Yoo hoo! Mr. Purser! Um...help. Please. HELP!

I think I felt a shark brush against my fanny! :eek:

Oh behave! It's not the British type fanny! Geez.:heehee:

[pocoyo]

Yoo hoo! Mr. Purser! Um...help. Please. HELP!

I think I felt a shark brush against my fanny! :eek:

Oh behave! It's not the British type fanny! Geez.:heehee:


BAaahahaha!! :lol2:

I THINK you'll find that's Evert with a fake fin strapped to his back!

*strips to underpants and swims out to Kez*

[Kimberley]

*Kimberley looks around nervously.* Sharks? *Surely Kerrianna is .... Oh duhhhh. No Capn? It's open season!*

[pocoyo]

Come on in Kimb... the water's fine!
*beckons*

[Kimberley]

Okay, now who undid the tie to my bikini bottoms? *Kimberley tries to retie it.*

[pocoyo]

*treading water*

Crikey McBlimey... it's getting a bit late!
I'm afraid I'm going to have to retire to my cabin for some kip girls.
Hope we can play some more soon!

Night night *gives them each a cheeky, sea-watery snog then swims over to the boat, clambers in and rows back to the ship leaving them both stranded on the island with Kong.*

[Kimberley]

Night hon.... sweet dreams.

:hugs:
Kimberley

[pocoyo]

*calls back from boat*

G'niiiiight! Sweet dreams, fair maidens!

*chuckles as he munches on a rum ball.....then disappears from sight into the evening mist*

[cocopuff's girl GG]

Rocked the boat, don't rock the boat baby, rock the boat,:dance: :Party2: don't tip the boat over.......

[Kimberley]

Ahhhh HA! Another lost soul to join the crew.

Now those are lyrics I havent seen in I cant remember how long. (Maybe dont want to remember would be more like it.)

:hugs:

[kerrianna]

*calls back from boat*

G'niiiiight! Sweet dreams, fair maidens!

*chuckles as he munches on a rum ball.....then disappears from sight into the evening mist*

sigh. What a purser! :luvu:

Oh my. Is that monkey rocking the boat again? :eek:

Oh well, come on in everyone! The water's fine!
:gh:

[Kimberley]

As long as the bottoms stay on....:D or not:eek: :devil: :love:

[kerrianna]

Someone smells like a wet monkey here....

Maybe me. I'm going to take a bath. With prefumey bubbles. Maybe shave my legs.

Now where are those hidden hotsprings? Oh yes, here we go.

toodles...:kiss:

[Kimberley]

See you later. I'm afraid I'm off as well.

:love:
Kimberley

[Kate Simmons]

Good grief, are they still goofing around over there ? Where is my Rum dammit? Make sure we have enough, Kongy is not a tea totaler , ya know.:thinking: :battingeyelashes:

[kerrianna]

Nice. Change your name to something exotic and sneak aboard as some sort of mystic and animal pal - totally abandoning your rum wench duties.

Who will serve the rum now?

Oh...hmmmm, lots of cute boys here drinking rum.

RUM HERE! GET YOUR RUM HERE!! :D

[Tina Dixon]

I know nothing about it! :mad:I'm getting tired of walking around in my slip, besides I'm bigger than you so fork it over:mad:

[kerrianna]

Is another of the cabin boys wearing someone's dress?!? :eek:

What is this ship coming to? Where is the Captain to mete out punishment?

Oh go ahead Tina - mete out punishment. I'll take pic...I mean I'll enforce crowd control. You know what a good flogging does for crew morale. Especially when it's one of us girls flogging an errant cabin boy! :dom:

[Kate Simmons]

I know, I keep asking Tamara to flog me but she knows I like it too much. Maybe I can slip into some of this action.;) :battingeyelashes:

[pocoyo]

LOL@"rock the boat, don't rock the boat baabyyy...."

[kerrianna]

Hey Pocs I'm still up. I've been working the last few nights at this time so I can't sleep.

Besides which...the Capt hasn't been around. What if the ship...umm...cozies up to the rocks? Just don't blame me! :eek:

[pocoyo]

Oh crikey *runs to the wheel*

Well hi li'l Kez... well why don't you come cozy up to me while I'm at the helm 'til you get sleepy? ;)

[kerrianna]

Gee, I can't think of any reason why not.

:sleep: :hugs: :lovestruck:

[pocoyo]

*winks at her then puts arm round her* :hugs:
Hope you're not cold out here. Especially as you've been out here all night.

Ahhh... isn't this nice? Good company, the calm sea, a slight breeze, ahhhh.

[pocoyo]

Hey... how did you get back on board anyway?
What the heck went on while I slept?! Did Kimbs come back too? Did Kong come aboard?

Oops sorry, you're meant to be sleeping.
Shh now. Lean on my shoulder. Tell me later ;)

[kerrianna]

Hey... how did you get back on board anyway?
What the heck went on while I slept?! Did Kimbs come back too? Did Kong come aboard?

Oops sorry, you're meant to be sleeping.
Shh now. Lean on my shoulder. Tell me later ;)

Yeah, as if I knew all the answers!

mmmm...you have such nice broad shoulders. :daydreaming:

I had this strange dream...about a chest full of cookies. And rum. There was rum in the dream too. :happy:

[Tina Dixon]

Hell he can have that skirt, I got others, heard of collecting panties but skirts!

[pocoyo]

Yeah, as if I knew all the answers!

mmmm...you have such nice broad shoulders. :daydreaming:

I had this strange dream...about a chest full of cookies. And rum. There was rum in the dream too. :happy:

Haha! Well I'm assuming Kong swam out to the ship safely transporting you both.

My shoulders? Weelll... I do work out you know :D Plus I do chores around the ship... when I can be bothered... when Cap forces me.... :heehee:

Lol.. the "chest full of cookies... ...and rum" could have represented someone full of cookies and rum... hmmm!


Hell he can have that skirt, I got others, heard of collecting panties but skirts!

Hehe! I think Evert would rather collect the skirts with you in them!

[Kieron Andrew]

Lol.. the "chest full of cookies... ...and rum" could have represented someone full of cookies and rum... hmmm!
hmm i love cookies but dont like rum!:heehee:

[pocoyo]

Hehe! Well maybe you were the cookies... and cap was the rum!

Makes sense eh cookiemonster? :p

[Edit: awwww, cute picture....]

[Kieron Andrew]

Hehe! Well maybe you were the cookies...
i wouldnt do such a thing :whistling: :heehee:

[pocoyo]

i wouldnt do such a thing :whistling: :heehee:

I heard that you had your own secret stash!

[Kieron Andrew]

I heard that you had your own secret stash!
moi?? you must be thinking of someone else im a......http://fbg-church.org/image/coloringbook/angel-2.gif

[pocoyo]

Aww a little angel....
Ye-ess, is that why you're always flirting with the girls? :eek: !!

[CaptLex]

My goodness, whenever I come aboard I find more wild adventures! The captain will be taking some necessary shore leave for a while, so I hope you'll all keep things ship shape till I get back. Make sure the rum is not gone - and whatever you do, don't sink the ship! :eek:

[pocoyo]

My goodness, whenever I come aboard I find more wild adventures! The captain will be taking some necessary shore leave for a while, so I hope you'll all keep things ship shape till I get back. Make sure the rum is not gone - and whatever you do, don't sink the ship! :eek:

*sinks to knees and clutches at Capt's breeches*
Noooooooo (raspy voice), noooooo... don't leave us Cap'n.........

Oh... well if it's reaaaallly important... but please hurry back.
We'll miss you so much.. and things might get wild around here without you to keep us in check!!!

*wipes away a tear*


P.S... can't make any promises about the rum.... ;)

[Kimberley]

*Kimberley arrives on deck and stretches.*

This place smells like banana daquiries, and the rum is gone. Why is there never enough rum? Well, I have planned a day at the spa. Oh such indulgences that only a lady can adore. I am sure they will have a tot of rum.

:love:

[kerrianna]

Well, it's about time you finished digging Kong! We were almost getting sunburnt out here. Bring that chest over.

Hmmmm, what are those things? :confused:

http://images.dpchallenge.com/images_challenge/116/28529.jpg

http://www.candlekitchen.com/images/Oreos_L.jpg

[pocoyo]

*Yawns and pads out on deck*

What's this? An open chest?....

Hooray! Oreos!

Oh hi Ker :happy:

[Evert]

I can hardly wait to see what Evert is going to wear, or more likely, do. Hmmmm.:heehee:

With that in my mind I couldn't wait to create my new avatar! :D

I hear Oreo's??? Where? Where!!?

[kerrianna]

Boys! You're getting crumbs all over the deck!

I'm not swabbing it you know! Might chip a nail. :battingeyelashes:

[pocoyo]

Omg Evert.... your new avatar is awesome! Really great!!!

Kerrianna, sorry 'bout the crumbs. *hangs head in shame*
I'm not ashamed of the mess... but the fact that I left even a crumb :devil:


[Edit:... I've been meaning to ask...Cap'n Lex....(if you see this before you go off on your adventure tomorrow) what is the name of our ship? Sorry if it's already been mentioned and I've forgotten (let's face it, it wouldn't be much of a surprise if I had forgotten... slow poc). It's just, I feel that a man should know the name of his ship!]

[Kimberley]

Kimberley comes back aboard after a day at the spa and well, we wont go on about where else.....:blushing:

Cookie crumbs! I hope it doesnt rain and wash them off the deck. I would hate to think I would have to watch half naked boys swabbing it down...:D

*Looks around for signs of life but none are apparent.* Oh well, a glass of wine on the foredeck with the wind blowing through my hair will be lovely on this moonlit night.

[kerrianna]

Kimberley comes back aboard after a day at the spa and well, we wont go on about where else.....:blushing:

Cookie crumbs! I hope it doesnt rain and wash them off the deck. I would hate to think I would have to watch half naked boys swabbing it down...:D

*Looks around for signs of life but none are apparent.* Oh well, a glass of wine on the foredeck with the wind blowing through my hair will be lovely on this moonlit night.

Ahh, my poetic friend. To find you here alone on this romantic evening, and not a cabin boy in sight. What's a lovelorn lass to do?

Oh my. Is that...is that...a wine GLASS? On this ship? A civilised glass for wine...and it hasn't been broken?!?

Shhhh....:shush: We must keep this a secret between us my dear.

Tut...such...ruffians...:daydreaming:

what chance has a glass aboard this ship?

[Kimberley]

Well, the Captain does encourage good manners but with this crew, well we can only try to set an example. They just seem to either get falling down drunk or become hormonally challenged as we both know. Now with this great, wet beast in the corner who thinks a banana daquiri should be consumed from a bucket, well, our challenges are greater than ever.

[kerrianna]

Now with this great, wet beast in the corner who thinks a banana daquiri should be consumed from a bucket, well, our challenges are greater than ever.

Tut...you shouldn't speak of that cabin boy like that...oh...my monkey friend...I gotcha. ;)

[Kimberley]

He NEEDS a bath! He's worse than 10 cabin boys combined! I'm hoping he rolls over and falls in the water!

[pocoyo]

Hope you have a family sized bottle of shampoo :happy:

[Kimberley]

Hmmmmm. and a huge hair dryer. Now who is going to do it? Oh Evert!! :battingeyelashes: We have a job for you! Please? Pretty please?:heehee:

[pocoyo]

Yeah, I mean I would offer. But I'm too lazy :heehee:
*cups hands round mouth & calls* E-vEEERRRtT? Kong needs a blow dry...

[Evert]

You mean I have to wash hair? Care for hair? Dry hair with a hairdryer?

sjeesh do I look like a girl to ya? :devil:

Next time you want me to polish Kong's nails.. :eek:

[pocoyo]

You mean I have to wash hair? Care for hair? Dry hair with a hairdryer?

sjeesh do I look like a girl to ya? :devil:

Next time you want me to polish Kong's nails.. :eek:

Ahh there you are, good man.
Haha! No you don't look like a girl, it's just everyone else is too lazy :p
Anyway :eek: ... that's a bit sexist isn't it (HAHA I'm kidding)! There are some well cool male hairstylists though! Or perhaps Kimbs just thought you looked like a zoo keeper? LOL

Hmm.....:thinking:...Can you polish my nails?

[Evert]

Ahh there you are, good man.
Haha! No you don't look like a girl, it's just everyone else is too lazy :p
Anyway :eek: ... that's a bit sexist isn't it HAHA! (I'm kidding). There are some well cool male hairstylists though! Or perhaps Kimbs thought you looked like a zoo keeper? LOL

Hmm.....:thinking:...Can you polish my nails?

Well being a macho guy means have to make some sexist statements! (kidding too ;) )

Well Pocs, maybe when I'm done with Kong.. :devil:

[pocoyo]

Well being a macho guy means have to make some sexist statements! (kidding too ;) )

Well Pocs, maybe when I'm done with Kong.. :devil:

Ladies... we have a male chauvenist on our hands! :lol2:!!!!

Aww but he smells... can't you just do mine 1st? They're all cracked & dirty from digging for treasure yesterday!
Pwetty please? *makes puppy dog eyes at Evert & pouts lower lip*

[Kimberley]

Are we trying to make one of our finest cabin boys (also an expert at hiding under.... well you know) into a stylist? Maybe you can throw a bucket of banana daquiry into the crows nest and he can air dry? That should get him up there....

[pocoyo]

Are we trying to make one of our finest cabin boys (also an expert at hiding under.... well you know) into a stylist? Maybe you can throw a bucket of banana daquiry into the crows nest and he can air dry? That should get him up there....

Or he could stand at the bow a la Leo DC in titanic "I'm the king o' the wooorrld"! Hehe!

[Kimberley]

Nahhhh. Up in the crow's nest where it sways and with a belly full, let's see if he can swan dive.....

[pocoyo]

Nahhhh. Up in the crow's nest where it sways and with a belly full, let's see if he can swan dive.....

Swaying? With a bellyful? Atop a crow's nest? Sounds pretty nauseating to me! I hope I'm not standing below at the time!!!

[Kimberley]

Oh noooooo. He's doing a cannonball into the water!!!!!!

SPLASH!

[pocoyo]

Ape Overboard!!

[Kimberley]

And after Evert shampooed him. :eek: Well at least the decks dont need to be washed of cookie crumbs now but my dress needs to be dried and my hair done.

CHEEKY MONKEY!

[pocoyo]

Yeah... with that almighty splash it's getting like a wet t shirt competition around here..... *grins naughtily*
:whistling: Not that I'm looking... ahem...hehee

[Kimberley]

Oh my!!! Well, nothing that hasnt been seen before. :D But I am a little concerned about the look the monkey is making my way.:eek:

[pocoyo]

Kimberley... you so have a crush on Kong (or he you)!!!

Omg... what's he doing... he's... he's picking you up!
Aaargh Kong put her down, she's not a rag doll!!

[Kimberley]

But he has such strong hands.... Oooooo. Kerrianna just has to.... well maybe .... ummmm. She was on the island with him in the first place.... Now I know why.

[pocoyo]

*pocoyo looks shocked :eek: *
You know... kongs not the only one with strong hands round here...
*looks shy...shuffles a foot...*

[Kimberley]

Okayyyyyy, I know, Kerrianna saw him first.

"Put me down and I'll get one of the boys to make you another banana daquiri. Get his bucket!!"

"I'm so sorry, Pocs. That was so insensitive of me. Forgive me?" :battingeyelashes:

[pocoyo]

Hahaha! You're a boyfriend stealer?!
Poor Kez.. taking her monkeyfriend lol!

I was um just um, *tries to make hands look strong*, just sayin' that some people are strong who are less apish of disposition... no-one in particular....
Hehehe.

[Kimberley]

Well, with those lovely strong hands, you can wash my dress and hang it to dry? Please?

[pocoyo]

Well sure *barry white voice* anything... fo' a lady.
Then when you're in your under-garments perhaps I could give you a nice soothing massage with these strong hands?
You just look a little tense is all.. need to relax?

[Kimberley]

To The Hot Tub!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
with a giggle and a wiggle.

[pocoyo]

Wahey!!
Hey, you should do more of that giggling and wiggling *looks her up and down* it really suits you...

'ang on... the hot tub? Does this mean I have to strip to me kecks? :straightface:

[Kimberley]

Well you dont get to wear socks if that is what you are thinking....
and
*singing* You can take your hat off

[pocoyo]

Pahaha! Now I have that music in my head...
Ok fine... badada duh dadaaa, ba da da duh duh duuuh....
*does some hip wiggling himself and throws shirt & hat across the deck*....

[Kimberley]

I just knew you would appreciate that one. While on the subject, did you ever download that album I told you about?

******************
Kimberley rests her head on the side of the tub and smiles. Now just where is that naughty purser?

[pocoyo]

Oops not yet! Sorry. Bad me!

********

Here I am! *clumsily heads for the hot tub trying to pull socks off, bumping in to things on the way...*

*finally makes it and sinks in to the water*..... aaaahhhhhhhhh
I so need this!

[Kimberley]

Hmmmmm. What strong toes you have Pocs

CENSORED

[pocoyo]

Hmmmmm. What strong toes you have Pocs

CENSORED

CENSORED

......

CENSORED

Hehehehehe!

[Kimberley]

Kimberley smiles dreamily. Pocs! Wake up or you will drown!

[pocoyo]

*wakes up with a start spluttering*
Cough cough... you mean I... er... oh... I was er...
I was having this amazing dream.
Sorry, must have dropped off to sleep there for a moment.
:blushing:
I blame the rum.

[Kimberley]

YEOW!!!! Who threw the bucket of cold water????

[kerrianna]

YEOW!!!! Who threw the bucket of cold water????

That was me...monkeyfriend stealer! :Angry3:

Honestly! Did you think he wouldn't tell me...oh...my...is that the purser in there with you? :battingeyelashes:

Room for one more? :heehee:

[Kimberley]

afraid I wore him out. Cant keep him awake.

Kong. Well, that is a long story. I think he needs a new name; Randy comes to mind.

Bring a bottle of wine and we can chat while we keep sleeping beauty from drowning.

[kerrianna]

:D You sure did wear him out. Lucky girl.

Hey, we could do anything to him while he's asleep! :devil:

Nawww...he's too cute. Getting kinda wrinkly though. Maybe we should...just...oooof!...get him out of the water...oh, my....:blushing: giggles :heehee:

[Kimberley]

:heehee: What can I say? Okay, put his hat and socks on. Let's put this cookie jar in a blanket and under his head.

Well, shall we go? One more crew member put to bed.

:D

[pocoyo]

Haha!! K & K are a dynamic duo.
Awww sweet, bless yous two!

Btw... I actually dreamed of Evert last night!!!! :eek: Honestly lol!

[Evert]

Haha!! K & K are a dynamic duo.
Awww sweet, bless yous two!

Btw... I actually dreamed of Evert last night!!!! :eek: Honestly lol!

What the hell! :eek:

What was I doing there? :eek: :eek: :eek:

(Was it in color? Post in Lex' thread.. :heehee: )

[pocoyo]

Haha yes it was in colour (I think)!

Well I was at some event thing and then suddenly I saw this guy from behind and he was in costume (the outfit you wore to the fair thing) and I suddenly realised it was you and you turned and grinned!

There was another FtM guy with you too who was much shorter and had a similar type costume on but darker... I don't know who he was though.

[Evert]

Whaha! So cool! Next time I'll say hi to ya.. ;)

*grin*

[pocoyo]

Haha!! Yay!!
Yeah it was wicked to "meet" ya :D

[Evert]

Hopefully I'll meet you tonight.. :p

BTW you have a really cool ava now! :D

*runs off to get a sigarette*

[pocoyo]

On the ship in dreamland! Woo! :D

Smoking's baaaaaadddd m'kay?! Dinnae smoke!!!
Fake cigarettes is where it's at my friend LOL!

I've never ever smoked actually...

[Evert]

Yeah I know its bad... :(

But also really goooood :D Well at least I dont smoke 20 sigs a week.. not anymore...

[pocoyo]

Oh stop (making it sound good)! The times I've been tempted through stress!!!

Never have though...

Glad you don't smoke much.
I moan at my mum sooo much for smoking! Hehe.

[Evert]

Stress is seriously one of my biggest smoke triggers... :eek:

"o my god, o my god! o my god.. wait... sigarette... ahh... better..."

[pocoyo]

hahaha!
Those are the times I soo need a smoke. I try and stick to my rescue remedy instead (ahahaha I'm such a lame-o!) :heehee:

[Evert]

Your rescue remedy? "Ritalin"? :heehee:

[pocoyo]

LOL oi!
I'm not that hyper (my step-brother is though!!)
No a bachs flower remedy .. this thingy made from flowers with a grape alcohol solution that you put on your tongue then it chills you out a bit!

[Evert]

ah that kinda stuff :D
Also great..

[kerrianna]

LOL oi!
I'm not that hyper (my step-brother is though!!)
No a bachs flower remedy .. this thingy made from flowers with a grape alcohol solution that you put on your tongue then it chills you out a bit!

Yeah, I tried that once, it worked pretty good. Then I saw it had alcohol in it. :D :heehee: No wonder it works.

At least it's easier on you than that yukky rum you boys splash about on this ship. :sick:

[Kimberley]

Hoot mon! A wee dram of the nectar of the highlands.... now that'll put some hair on yer chest!


Dreamin huh. I wont go there. Will get me in trouble...

[pocoyo]

Yukky rum?
Don't be dissing the rum young lady... do you want to go over my knee?
;)

Lol@scottish Kimb!

[kerrianna]

Hoot mon! A wee dram of the nectar of the highlands.... now that'll put some hair on yer chest!


Dreamin huh. I wont go there. Will get me in trouble...

Yeah, he wasn't even dreaming about us! :Angry3:

And after all that frolicking you two did. And he dreams about one of the cabin boys!...:daydreaming: still it was about that cute one that hides under our dresses. :blushing:

[Kimberley]

Pick me, pick me! I want to go over your knee!:spank:

[pocoyo]

Yeah, he wasn't even dreaming about us! :Angry3:

And after all that frolicking you two did. And he dreams about one of the cabin boys!...:daydreaming: still it was about that cute one that hides under our dresses. :blushing:



Hey.. hey *holds hands out coolly like the Fonze*... I can't help likin' tha boyz..... eeehhhh.

Hehehe.
Well I DAY dream about you 2 :daydreaming: ahhh... now don't you both look purdy? What's that? You want to give me a massage? Ok....

I will let one of you massage me and the other can feed me ice cream :D

(don't ask for much do I? :p)

[pocoyo]

Pick me, pick me! I want to go over your knee!:spank:

*grins and motions towards knee*

[Kimberley]

Well if he did dream about us then the next question would be was it as good for us as for him?:devil:

[pocoyo]

Well if he did dream about us then the next question would be was it as good for us as for him?:devil:

*suddenly looks worried :worried:*

[Kimberley]

Does this mean you are going to avoid the hot tub? Geesh, Kerri and I could have a lot of fun you know...

[pocoyo]

Avoid the hot tub? Nevaarr!!

I love it too much.

[Kimberley]

This is a good thing, but you have to be really naughty to be good, especially with 2 girls. Of course if that is too much we can invite Evert along for the ride........

[kerrianna]

Awww...the ice cream melted in the hot tub....:p

[pocoyo]

Kimb - Hey I can handle 2 girls!!!
But *groans* I guess I can share!

Kez - shame it wasn't melting in my MOUTH!

[kerrianna]

I was trying to get it there!

It...slipped...:heehee:

[Kimberley]

Uh huh. Fell asleep last night with just one. How are you going to manage 2 hot tub hotties?

[kerrianna]

Yeah...he's a big talker, but...oh my...:blushing: ....:eek:

[pocoyo]

I was trying to get it there!

It...slipped...:heehee:

Well next time it "slips" I suggest you lick it off... wench :p



Uh huh. Fell asleep last night with just one. How are you going to manage 2 hot tub hotties?

Don't hold that against me! It was the rum... you shouldn't have plied me with it if you wanted me to stay awake!

P.S.... love "hot tub hotties" lol!

[kerrianna]

Well next time it "slips" I suggest you lick it off... wench :p



:p Oopsie. Slipped again. Good thing you...er...caught it. Okay, I'll :censor: :censor: :censor: :p

[pocoyo]

:eek: hhhhUUUUuuuhhhhh :yikes:... thats cold, uuuuhh!

[Kimberley]

Phhhht! Typical male bravado...

[pocoyo]

Phhhht! Typical male bravado...

Hey you! *Pulls her in the hot tub with her dress still on*

[kerrianna]

:eek: hhhhUUUUuuuhhhhh :yikes:... thats cold, uuuuhh!

:D Sorry...let's warm you up. (:shifty: - what was that thing the first mate was going on about recently?...hope he's not watching...:heehee: )

[Kimberley]

Oh Kerri! *sings* Where are you? Dont tell me you are grooming the monkey.

[pocoyo]

What was the 1st mate going on about?

[pocoyo]

BAahahaha is that a euphemism??
"grooming the monkey..."

:lol2:

[Kimberley]

*I just knew you would pick that one up as double entendre*

Uh oh.... Pocs, what ARE you going to do with that silk rope?

[kerrianna]

BAahahaha is that a euphamism??
"grooming the monkey..."

:lol2:

You see? THIS is what he was talking about.

BOYS! All they ever think about! :tongueout

As a matter of fact I was going to go play with my monkey...:nono: . You're doing it again purser!

I meant my monkey friend from the island who is so bored he's tipping the ship back and forth. I'd better see to him.

[pocoyo]

Hehehe silk rope! You kink...

Aww Kerrianna! Don't go off with Kong :(

I can't help being rude.. I'm sorry! :hugs:

[Kimberley]

You see? THIS is what he was talking about.

BOYS! All they ever think about! :tongueout

As a matter of fact I was going to go play with my monkey...:nono: . You're doing it again purser!

I meant my monkey friend from the island who is so bored he's tipping the ship back and forth. I'd better see to him.
*******************
:lol: :lol2: :lol: :lol2:

Oh sure and leave me here..... alone..... hmmmm......:D

[kerrianna]

Okay, I gave him a banana... :raisedeyebrow: :naughty ...so he's ok for awhile.

Kimbs! :eek: What are you doing? :blushing: ...

...can I do it too? :heehee:

[Kimberley]

Of course.... I just love the bubbles from the bottom.... and look at the purser sitting all by his lonesome, not quite knowing what to do now....

[pocoyo]

:straightface: :yikes:

[Kimberley]

And still in this sopping wet dress.... Boys!:tongueout

[kerrianna]

Of course.... I just love the bubbles from the bottom.... and look at the purser sitting all by his lonesome, not quite knowing what to do now....

hee hee...I think we should just blubblubblub......heeblubhee...

[pocoyo]

Wwhhahaahaaa *giggles like a girl* careful what you're WHAAAhaaa!!

Well why don't you take it off Kimb? ;)

[Kimberley]

Oh oh ohhhh! Love the bubbles....

[Kimberley]

Why would I do that? The skirt is floating on the water because of the oh oh ohhhhh :blushing: b...b..bubblesssss:happy: :heehee:

[kerrianna]

I like the way Kimbs dress floats on the surface.

I hope the Captn' doesn't mind us splashing all this water over his room. :heehee:

[pocoyo]

I'm a little nervous of the bubbles myself....

Get it off!

[kerrianna]

I'm a little nervous of the bubbles myself....

Get it off!

Ooh! He's so demanding. :battingeyelashes: You'd better do it Kimby dear.

[Kimberley]

*whispering* Is he talking to you or me Kerri? *sighs*

[pocoyo]

You Kimb! Kez is already in undergarments!

Hhehehe we're in teh Cap's room while he's away .... think he'll mind if I break into his rum stash?

[Kimberley]

Actually I thought I just did.....

So he cant swim underwater..... .....:eek: or can he???:love:

[Kimberley]

Oh my.... a little tot would do a girl good...

[Kimberley]

You Kimb! Kez is already in undergarments!

Hhehehe we're in teh Cap's room while he's away .... think he'll mind if I break into his rum stash?

But you dont know if I am......:tongueout

[pocoyo]

*Takes a sneaky peek under the water...*

WOAH MAMA!!! :eek: .........

....:straightface: .......:happy: ......... :D

[Kimberley]

Now where is that boy? He was going to get a tot of rum for us....

and....... WHERE IS KERRI????

[kerrianna]

I hope he didn't go out and start playing with my monkey.

He's supposed to be playing with us....

....hmmm, these are nice clothes the Captn' has. Pure silk. Mmmm.....

[Kimberley]

Kerri! Are you dressing up in the Cap'ns clothes???? Oooooo cute hon.

[kerrianna]

"Arrrrgh! Avast ye mateys! You there! I should keelhaul you! 50 lashes for him! Where's my rum! How come there's never any rum?!!!" ...........:heehee:

parading around the room waving the Captn's cutlass about

[pocoyo]

*appears with wet hair*
You'll never guess what I just found....

[Kimberley]

*appears with wet hair*
You'll never guess what I just found....

another monkey???

[kerrianna]

another monkey???

:lol: collapses with girlish giggles

[pocoyo]

Actually I think I'd better not say!

Why are you in the Cap's clothes?

Throw his hat over here :p