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Kieron Andrew
02-22-2007, 04:33 PM
Okies cowboys and cowgirls.....i reckon we need us a party *any excuse right?????*

we've had pirate parties til the ships roll in.....its about time we had us another kinda of party!!!

soooooo we'll stock up on steak, beef jerky and corn, all kinds of good hearty grub, not forgetting the booze and party all week long

ive stocked up on tequila and beer...........bring your choice of booze and partyyyyyyyyyyyyy

pocoyo
02-22-2007, 04:40 PM
Oh YEAH!!! Now you're talkin' pardner!

*Eyes up the beer & a huge steak*

Good one Kieron!

Yeeehhaaww!

Kieron Andrew
02-22-2007, 04:50 PM
hey we can have a campfire party too woohoooooo!

also meet my trusty stead!

Iniquity Blonde GG
02-22-2007, 05:02 PM
do we get to play cowboys & indians :D

Kieron Andrew
02-22-2007, 05:04 PM
do we get to play cowboys & indians :D
what about cowboys and cowgirls :heehee:

kerrianna
02-22-2007, 05:06 PM
Well here's a cowgirl now. Howdy boys!

Mighty fine looking flanksteaks you got there boys! :happy:

Iniquity Blonde GG
02-22-2007, 05:11 PM
well if its in a saloon will this do !! :D them campfires make me coff !! :straightface: always fancied been one of then saloon thingys :D 42110

pocoyo
02-22-2007, 05:16 PM
Cool horse Kieron!!!
Mine's wandered off... dappy thing!

Hey girls... you're looking good :D ;)
*randomly, shyly hopes one of them wants to sit on his knee*

*goes back to drinking and eating and watching the fun*

kerrianna
02-22-2007, 05:16 PM
Oh sure, wicked, I dress butch and you get all dolled up so the boys will dance with you.

Fine. Maybe I'll just act butch too and be one of the boys for a bit. :D

Care for a dance?

Kieron Andrew
02-22-2007, 05:18 PM
Cool horse Kieron!!!
Mine's wandered off... dappy thing!

he was following a cow going>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that way! about 20mins ago!

kerrianna
02-22-2007, 05:22 PM
he was following a cow going>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that way! about 20mins ago!

LOL, yeah, Pocs horse thinks he wants to be a cow. :rolleyes:

Kieron Andrew
02-22-2007, 05:23 PM
LOL, yeah, Pocs horse thinks he wants to be a cow. :rolleyes:
a trans-animal :roflmao:

Tedi
02-22-2007, 05:24 PM
Yeah!

Iniquity Blonde GG
02-22-2007, 05:24 PM
as long as no-one starts spitting like they do in them films !! :Angry3: tut tut sorry il change :(

kerrianna
02-22-2007, 05:26 PM
as long as no-one starts spitting like they do in them films !! :Angry3: tut tut sorry il change :(

*kerrianna stops halfway through the chewing tobacco. Daintily spits it out onto a kerchief*

Ewww, wretched stuff anyway. Where's that tequila?

Kieron Andrew
02-22-2007, 05:29 PM
Where's that tequila?
*kieron hides a bottle in his saddle bag* :whistling:

kerrianna
02-22-2007, 05:31 PM
*kieron hides a bottle in his saddle bag* :whistling:

oh, nevermind, stuff made me ill last time.

I'll just go bum some beer off this dude.

*sits down next to Pocs, grins at him*

gotta smoke dude?

pocoyo
02-22-2007, 05:33 PM
Hahaha trust me to have a trans-animal!


oh, nevermind, stuff made me ill last time.

I'll just go bum some beer off this dude.

*sits down next to Pocs, grins at him*

gotta smoke dude?


Hey there.... you're a pretty ... thing... why're you wearin' them man's clothes for?

Uh sure.....
:happy:

Kieron Andrew
02-22-2007, 05:33 PM
oh, nevermind, stuff made me ill last time.

I'll just go bum some beer off this dude.

*sits down next to Pocs, grins at him*

gotta smoke dude?
drats i lost the girl again to poc!!.....*waves a bottle of tequila in kerrianna's direction* youhoooooo

Iniquity Blonde GG
02-22-2007, 05:35 PM
if them indians come i have back up :D ( plays magnifcent seven music in back ground ) :straightface: 42112

pocoyo
02-22-2007, 05:36 PM
drats i lost the girl again to poc!!.....*waves a bottle of tequila in kerrianna's direction* youhoooooo

Awh thanks *rudely snatches the tequila*...

What? It's not for me?

kerrianna
02-22-2007, 05:36 PM
Hahaha trust me to have a trans-animal!




Hey there.... you're a pretty ... thing... why're you wearin' them man's clothes for?

Uh sure.....
:happy:

Cuz this here country is rough and tumble pardner. I save my pretty dresses for later. 'Sides which I can ride n shoot with the best of them!

Now give me that smoke. Thanks pardner.

*lights it up, inhales and coughs her head off*

Cor! This cowpoking stuff ain't easy!

Holly
02-22-2007, 05:38 PM
:battingeyelashes: Hey! You with the Tequilla... buy a girl a drink?

pocoyo
02-22-2007, 05:40 PM
Cuz this here country is rough and tumble pardner. I save my pretty dresses for later. 'Sides which I can ride n shoot with the best of them!

Now give me that smoke. Thanks pardner.

*lights it up, inhales and coughs her head off*

Cor! This cowpoking stuff ain't easy!

*tries not to get turned on by a pretty girl in man's clothing saying words like "Rough and tumble", "ride n shoot", "poking stuff"... which are, infact, the only words he hears....*

*Just nods and looks at her lips*

Did ah tell yew yer purty?

Kieron Andrew
02-22-2007, 05:40 PM
Awh thanks *rudely snatches the tequila*...

What? It's not for me?
snatches it back and pushes poc in the dirt! :devil: :tongueout no its for me and the ladies lol.....

if you want a few bottles theres some in the kitchen larder hidden behind the pancake batter

Kieron Andrew
02-22-2007, 05:41 PM
:battingeyelashes: Hey! You with the Tequilla... buy a girl a drink?
*pours holly a shot of tequila and tips his hat at her*

here you go ma'am!

pocoyo
02-22-2007, 05:42 PM
snatches it back and pushes poc in the dirt! :devil: :tongueout no its for me and the ladies lol.....

if you want a few bottles theres some in the kitchen larder hidden behind the pancake batter

*looks somewhat shocked at suddenly finding himself on the ground, girl-less and drink-less*

*blinks*
*slurringly*...Wha yew good fer nuthin.... why I oughta.... ah... can't be bothered.
*Sits on the floor*

Kieron Andrew
02-22-2007, 05:43 PM
*Sits on the floor*
*sits down with poc and passes him the bottle* lets watch the perdy girls together eh?

pocoyo
02-22-2007, 05:44 PM
*sits down with poc and passes him the bottle* lets watch the perdy girls together eh?

Sh..sounds good ta me *grins lopsidedly then swigs from the bottle*
:cheers:

Wendy me
02-22-2007, 05:47 PM
i got the A1.....

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/1283/a1ov1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Kieron Andrew
02-22-2007, 05:48 PM
i got the A1.....

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/1283/a1ov1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
steak sauceeeeeeee yummmmmmmmmmm

hey who wants to smoke some meat for dinner on the fire outside?

kerrianna
02-22-2007, 05:49 PM
*sits down with poc and passes him the bottle* lets watch the perdy girls together eh?

*coff coff* hey watch the dust you two!

:rolleyes: I don't know about this rough and tumble thing.

I'd better go put on something a little nicer. Don't want anyone thinkin' I AM a boy and trying to duke it out with me!

Oh, I see we're low on limes. Well, I'm headin' out to the supplier now so I'll pick ya'all up some. I might not be back for a bit, so ya'll have fun now you hear? Try not to break too much furniture or many hearts. :heehee:

*strides out hitchin' up her britches, about to spit but then thinks better of it - grins at wicked. :D tips hat like a gentleman would*

m'am....:p

Iniquity Blonde GG
02-22-2007, 05:49 PM
Beans & tequila :eek: !! what a combination :straightface:

kerrianna
02-22-2007, 05:54 PM
Beans & tequila :eek: !! what a combination :straightface:

lol, yeah, I'm glad I'm leaving right now.

Holly
02-22-2007, 05:56 PM
So fellas, what does a girl have to do to have a good time around here? <waits with great anticipation>

Kieron Andrew
02-22-2007, 06:00 PM
So fellas, what does a girl have to do to have a good time around here? <waits with great anticipation>
well we could snuggle by the fireside :heehee:,....before or after the party...the ladies choice :D

CaptLex
02-22-2007, 06:06 PM
Just in town for supplies pardner!

Okay, I'm here . . . barkeep, make mine a whiskey with a beer chaser. And pass the jerky . . .

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BTW, I found a couple of wranglers who want to join our party:

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I think I found your pony, Poc . . . :heehee:

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Mitch (smiling): Hey Curly, kill anyone today?
Curly (menancingly): Day ain't over yet . . . :devil:

Kieron Andrew
02-22-2007, 06:08 PM
oh capt good to see you....btw this is kieron's corral........poc's is half a mile over yonder! pull a chair and have some grub and beer :)

Kieron Andrew
02-22-2007, 06:09 PM
I think I found your pony, Poc . . . :heehee:
i knew he was short but....................:heehee: :roflmao:

Wendy me
02-22-2007, 06:11 PM
steak sauceeeeeeee yummmmmmmmmmm

hey who wants to smoke some meat for dinner on the fire outside?

tryed that before it's hard to keep it lit......

CaptLex
02-22-2007, 06:11 PM
oh capt good to see you....btw this is kieron's corral........poc's is half a mile over yonder! pull a chair and have some grub and beer :)

Well, I named it the Poc-K Corral for both of you ("K" for Kieron) . . . besides it rhymes with the OK Corral. Oh, never mind. I'll take some grub, thanks. :happy:

Kieron Andrew
02-22-2007, 06:13 PM
Well, I named it the Poc-K Corral for both of you ("K" for Kieron) . . . besides it rhymes with the OK Corral. Oh, never mind. I'll take some grub, thanks. :happy:
cool i can live with that name....as long as poccy can....lol poccy i like that hehe

pocoyo
02-22-2007, 06:14 PM
Hehehe Kerrianna!

****

Awww my pony is so cute :D!!!
Lol mitch and curly!

Hi cap yur lookin' mighty swell.....
*snuggles up to him.... gay cowboy styleee*

CaptLex
02-22-2007, 06:23 PM
Hi cap yur lookin' mighty swell.....
*snuggles up to him.... gay cowboy styleee*
Oh, that reminds me . . . I scouted us a couple of cute ranch hands . . .

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Tina Dixon
02-22-2007, 06:24 PM
Hey who wants to get this gal a drink:D

Kate Simmons
02-22-2007, 06:28 PM
If you ever watched any Lone Ranger episodes. Every time Tonto came back from town with info, the Ranger used the coffee to douse the campfire and threw the beans away. Gotta be a real Buckaroo on a diet like that. No wonder they all carried whiskey.:heehee:

pocoyo
02-22-2007, 06:28 PM
Oh, that reminds me . . . I scouted us a couple of cute ranch hands . . .
:daydreaming:

Ahhhhh!!! :daydreaming: :drool:


Tina... I'd love to get you a drink.... but I am too drunk and too lazy to get up! Plus I'm enjoyind it here on Cap's shoulder.....

John
02-22-2007, 06:32 PM
I come beiring booze!!
http://www.murphguide.com/images/pitcher-of-beer.gif

That do you for a drink, Tina?


if them indians come i have back up :D ( plays magnifcent seven music in back ground ) :straightface: 42112

You meen those indians who where skirts and lots of jewlry and prety fethers in their hair? Shouldn't we be inviting them too?

Dam, you hosting a party when I gota go home? Oh well, can my socks stay here to have fun while I go face un-informed perents? Remember, don't let them drink exesivly, and keep them away from kebab shops!!!


Nice horce, Pocs ;)

pocoyo
02-22-2007, 06:35 PM
Hahaha! I am jealous of that drink!

lol... can I look after your socks while you're gone? :D

Thank you.... thank you very much... he's a beaut ainne?

Adam
02-22-2007, 06:40 PM
now cowboy i can do i got the boot got the hat even got a cowboy shirt :D

yay!!

kerrianna
02-22-2007, 06:47 PM
[B]
You meen those indians who where skirts and lots of jewlry and prety fethers in their hair? Shouldn't we be inviting them too?


You mean like this?

Oh boy, Kimberley is going to kill me for raiding her closet! :heehee:

Okay, I'm hoping here's where the cowboys and Indians all get along. :hugs: Let's see how friendly these cowpokes are.

*sashays over to a group*

Hi there boys. Don't anyone make any rascist jokes because you can see I can take care of myself.

pocoyo
02-22-2007, 06:54 PM
*doesn't mention his secret.....Native American blood....for fear of being attacked by the others*

*looks at the sexy Indian-dressed lady*.... mmmmmm

Hey... weren't you in boys clothes earlier? Where'd you go? Why do you keep changing? Not that I'm complaining..... :drool:

John
02-22-2007, 06:57 PM
You mean like this?


Okay, I'm hoping here's where the cowboys and Indians all get along. :hugs: Let's see how friendly these cowpokes are.

Don't wory, crosdresability overrules ethnicity in social grouping. (if sociology teaches you one thing, it's how to b*llsh*t convincingly ;) )

Lookin' mighty fine there, Kerrianna.

kerrianna
02-22-2007, 06:59 PM
*doesn't mention his secret.....Native American blood....for fear of being attacked by the others*

*looks at the sexy Indian-dressed lady*.... mmmmmm

Hey... weren't you in boys clothes earlier? Where'd you go? Why do you keep changing? Not that I'm complaining..... :drool:

I heard Joshua mention looking for some nice gals, and well, I was passing by Kimberley's closet and saw this outfit, just had to try it on.

Besides, all that spittin' and wrasslin' and hard drinkin' are too much for a girl like me.

So, you seem like a nice lad.
*sits in his lap, strokes his messy hair*
You do much ridin' around these parts? :happy:

pocoyo
02-22-2007, 07:02 PM
I heard Joshua mention looking for some nice gals, and well, I was passing by Kimberley's closet and saw this outfit, just had to try it on.

Besides, all that spittin' and wrasslin' and hard drinkin' are too much for a girl like me.

So, you seem like a nice lad.
*sits in his lap, strokes his messy hair*
You do much ridin' around these parts? :happy:

*eyes roll back in head* uhhhhhhhhh...... :o

John
02-22-2007, 07:05 PM
So, you seem like a nice lad.
*sits in his lap, strokes his messy hair*
You do much ridin' around these parts? :happy:

Only when they're as purdy as you ;) (oh look! is that my mind I see floting past in the gutter?) Drink?

kerrianna
02-22-2007, 07:08 PM
Only when they're as purdy as you ;) (oh look! is that my mind I see floting past in the gutter?) Drink?

*leaps off Pocs lap and scurries over to Joshua*

Why thank you handsome. Don't mind if I do. Just not tequila :p

CaptLex
02-22-2007, 07:10 PM
*sings like Yosemite Sam*

Oh . . . you cain't get along little doggy
You cain't even get one that's small
You cain't get along little doggy
You cain't get a doggy at all :p

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pocoyo
02-22-2007, 07:14 PM
*looks sadly and drunkenly down at his empty lap*

Meh... *grabs cap who's in the middle of singing still*... hi... :D....

kerrianna
02-22-2007, 07:16 PM
*sings like Yosemite Sam*

Oh . . . you cain't get along little doggy
You cain't even get one that's small
You cain't get along little doggy
You cain't get a doggy at all :p

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:lol:

Oops that reminds me. I'm supposed to be helping with the herd right now. I'd better get changed again :rolleyes: , and roll on out for awhile.

Sorry, cutie, that drink will have to wait.

*sashays off wiggling her bottom a bit for that mind in the gutter* :heehee:

John
02-22-2007, 07:16 PM
Why thank you handsome. Don't mind if I do. Just not tequila :p

Hell no, I got BEER!!
http://www.homebrewit.com/images/5226M.jpg

Sorry 'bout that, Pocs. Still, if I remember corectly (through all the beer), you still have my socks, so it's only fair I get you're girl.

pocoyo
02-22-2007, 07:19 PM
*pats extremely padded groin area and grins*



*notices people are staring*...What? even the well-endowed enjoy looking ridiculously-well-endowed sometimes...


Hey Josh..gimme some of that beer and we'll call it quits...

pocoyo
02-22-2007, 08:45 PM
*Has consumed far too much steak and alcohol for his poor body to handle. Belches, then passes out in a greedy over-indulgant (yet impossibly handsome) heap to have perverted dreams about sexy native american girls, saucy cowgirls and beautiful gay cowboys (like Heath Ledger, and Captain Lex....)*

*mumbles in his sleep "Ah wish ah knew how ta quit yeww..."*

CaptLex
02-22-2007, 08:52 PM
Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the antelope are gay
Where seldom is heard
A discouraging word
And the boys and the girls play all day

(or something like that) :p

bi_weird
02-22-2007, 11:29 PM
I missed it!
I had free time tonight and could actually have joined in the party and I missed it! *pouts*

kerrianna
02-23-2007, 12:35 AM
*kerrianna strides in, her spurs jangling, dirt on her boots, pulling off her rawhide gloves*

Right! Them doggies is put to bed...*looks around at the snoring cowboys and scattered bottles*

...hmmm, looks like these doggies bin put to bed too!

*looks around to see if wicked is here, then spits on the floor*

Well, I'ma thirsty. Anyone else awake around here?

*stirdes up to bar and pours a shot of whiskey*

kerrianna
02-23-2007, 01:54 AM
I missed it!
I had free time tonight and could actually have joined in the party and I missed it! *pouts*

Yup, looks perty sleepy 'round here now Bi. I missed ya by a bit too. Well, never fret, Kieron did say it was a party all week - yeehaw!!! *fires six shooter in the air, bits of wood splinter and fall...no one wakes.*

*giggles to herself*

Maybe I should ride on home afore I accidently shoot one of these here handsome cowpokes.

*sees the badge on one sleeping cowboy, unpins it and pins it on another* :heehee:
*looks around...switches boots of cowboys...:heehee: ...switches hats...:heehee: ...switches...*

Naw, we'll leave it at that. Best be riding off for now. See you later boys. Maybe I'll dress up nice fer ya if I don't have to work.

*looks around...spits on floor.*

oops, sorry cowboy...:p ...this spittin thing t'aint easy!

Let's go boy! giddyup!! http://www.luminescentservices.com/images/people/cowgirl_riding_mb.gif

Kate Simmons
02-23-2007, 05:59 AM
Sorry folks, I can't stop laughing here. My last impression of a "Cowboy" was Marty McFly as "Clint Eastwood" in "Back to the Future III". That tobaccy ain't as easy as it looks, is it Kerri? BTW Cap, nice song.;) :battingeyelashes:

Abraxas
02-23-2007, 06:08 AM
*stumbles in drunkenly, holding a tin of baked beans*

*sings*
Yippeeyai kaiyay, git alawng leetle dawgee...

*blinks*

I's late agayin. Mighty 'ard ta walk in these 'ere snakeskin boots.
*ahem*
I's juss, uhh, sucherin' up some rascal done split his head open on fallin off one-a them tharr bulls.
Jess yer ol' cuhntry bumpkin docter 'ere. Hope y'all saved me a seat by the side uh the barn tharr.


*Has Cherokee AND Redneck blood. Figure that one out! I think I should really hate myself lol*

dancinginthedark
02-23-2007, 10:56 AM
Ohh Kerrianna where are you? Looking around and wanders into saloon.. and I wore my cowgirl outfit even.... shoot where is Kerrianna.... invited me to a party and no where to be found. Boots tapping nicely on wooden floor... I was promised steak and men damnit. Looks around at drunken cowboys draped nicely on floor, table tops and bar stools hmmm walks over to sexy guy and sits down....dang sound asleep...guess I'll stop by later boys. Have my steak ready I'm starved.

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dancinginthedark
02-23-2007, 01:09 PM
Been way to serious over in the MTF side and came here looking for a drink and my steak. Ah well looks like everyone is still....resting...walks over to closest male and swipes the bottle and takes a much needed drink...ahhhhhhhh better.

Hellooooooooooo voice echoes back. Guess I'll come back later when someone is awake around here. Turns on heel and heads to the lounge looking for some company and some food.

Caroline Simmons
02-23-2007, 01:09 PM
Howdy boys. this gal is mighty thirsty. Shes been spitting dust all day. anyone gonna buy me a drink

John
02-23-2007, 03:13 PM
Well arn't these men a discrace. Can't even make an aperence to acompany two fine ladies such as you're selves. Never mind, I'll take cair a ya.

So here ye are, drinkhttp://www.murphguide.com/images/pitcher-of-beer.gif and feedin' http://www.wildlife-pictures-online.com/image-files/buffalo_lznp-r0062.jpg

Sorry that the meat be a bit rair...

pocoyo
02-23-2007, 05:56 PM
Sorry that the meat be a bit rair...

Hahaha ain't that the truth!

kerrianna
02-23-2007, 08:08 PM
Uh...Joshua did you rustle that meat up at the zoo?

Don't look like any of our cattle! Good thing too. Hate to have to get the sherriff ta run ya in fer rustlin'!

Now, I just got done cookin' some out on the campfire out back...where some cowboys is gearing up for some geetar playin' and singin' I hope...so here ya go.

Thar's some spuds on tha way, and fer those that don't hanker to meat...well, yer in the wrong territory I reckon!

Dig in boys and girls!

pocoyo
02-23-2007, 08:10 PM
Mmmm that's lookin mighty good there Kez :happy:


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btw in real life I don't really hardly even eat meat, only once in a blue moon... but shhh. I do here, as a cowboy!

CaptLex
02-23-2007, 08:25 PM
Now that's a steak, Kerri! I like mine well done, please. BTW, Poc, I rarely ate meat till the T kicked in. Now I crave it regularly like most guys do. Just thought you might want to add that to your research. :straightface:

Did someone mention singing . . . ?

I'm an old cowhand from the Rio Grande
And I come to town just to hear the band
I know all the songs that the cowboys know
'Bout the big corral where the dogies go
'Cause I learned them all on the radio
Oh, yippee-i-o-ki-ay, yippee-i-o-ki-ay

pocoyo
02-23-2007, 08:27 PM
Now that's a steak, Kerri! I like mine well done, please. BTW, Poc, I rarely ate meat till the T kicked in. Now I crave it regularly like most guys do. Just thought you might want to add that to your research. :straightface:

Oh I CRAVE meat all the time. I just force myself to not eat it!
Thanks though ;):hugs:

CaptLex
02-23-2007, 08:32 PM
Oh I CRAVE meat all the time. I just force myself to not eat it!
Thanks though ;):hugs:

Really? I never did. I only craved chocolate (used to tear the house apart looking for some) - but that's rare nowadays.

kerrianna
02-23-2007, 08:35 PM
Really? I never did. I only craved chocolate (used to tear the house apart looking for some) - but that's rare nowadays.

Do you still crave chocolate?

Cuz we're havin' chocolate-covered squirrels for dessert!

pocoyo
02-23-2007, 08:35 PM
Really? I never did. I only craved chocolate (used to tear the house apart looking for some) - but that's rare nowadays.

Wow! I sometimes get really jealous if someone's eating meat haha!
But then I think about the poor animal :eek:

Ewww I only ever crave chocolate... well you know... at that time of the month! I'm not too keen on it otherwise. (I still have an easter egg on top of my cupboard from last Easter lol!)

Sierra Evon
02-23-2007, 08:36 PM
Sounds great , tho no booze for me , just a " Shirly Temple " will do !!!!! :thumbsup:

CaptLex
02-23-2007, 08:39 PM
Do you still crave chocolate?

Cuz we're havin' chocolate-covered squirrels for dessert!

Not as much as when I used to PMS, but I still love it. Squirrels? Did you get all the fur off?

Poc, throw that Easter egg out, man! Even during my Taz-like searches for chocolate, I wouldn't have eaten that. :p

CaptLex
02-23-2007, 08:40 PM
Wow! I sometimes get really jealous if someone's eating meat haha!
But then I think about the poor animal :eek:
It's just a craving for protein, which can be found in other things besides meat. But I do like meat a lot now, where I could live without it before. Pass the jerky!

kerrianna
02-23-2007, 08:42 PM
Squirrels? Did you get all the fur off?


:straightface: ...oops...fur off. Right. Be right back...
*runs back to the fire with the platter*

Oh, Sierra darling, very brave of you orderin' a Shirley Templ in a rough n tumble place like this. Anyone here know how to make one? No...not with whiskey...:rolleyes:

pocoyo
02-23-2007, 08:42 PM
Hehehe taz-like searches! I can just imagine you whipping around looking for some!! I have actually been like that at that time of the month too! It's so weird that sometimes you crave stuff you're not usually even that keen on... just because your body needs it or something!!!

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Er sorry, I mean.
*squints up drunkenly from the corner, smoking and looking out for sexy people. Looks Cap and Kerrianna up and down.*

kerrianna
02-23-2007, 08:48 PM
*comes back in to find Capt Lex gnawing away on a bone and Pocs picking at the spuds, thinking about the poor cow*

Hey boys, girl here asked for a drink...ah never mind. I'll get it. Little bit of this, dash of that, some of this...mmmm, not bad. Maybe I'll have one too.

Here ya go little lady.
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/8038/images/cocktail.jpg

Oh, yeah...here's dessert! What, you thought I meant REAL squirrels? :rolleyes:

CaptLex
02-23-2007, 08:56 PM
Oh, yeah...here's dessert! What, you thought I meant REAL squirrels? :rolleyes:
Well . . . that would have taken care of both cravings. :devil: Now . . . reckon I'll have me a bracer - where's my whiskey?

pocoyo
02-23-2007, 09:04 PM
*was quite looking forward to a real chocolate squirrel.....* (NOT!... have you seen that thing where Steve-O is trying to eat squirrel and he keeps puking up... ewwwww!!!!!)

******

Hey, Cap's only chewing on a bone 'cos I ate the cow :D

kerrianna
02-23-2007, 09:09 PM
Well . . . that would have taken care of both cravings. :devil: Now . . . reckon I'll have me a bracer - where's my whiskey?

Here ya go Cap!

CaptLex
02-23-2007, 09:12 PM
Here ya go Cap!
Ah, what excellent service here at the Poc-K Corral. *starts singing again*

Blue shadows on the trail
Soft wind blowin' through the trees above . . .

pocoyo
02-23-2007, 09:14 PM
*puts arm round cap and joins in*
All the other little cowboys, back in the bunkhouse now.
So close your, eyes and, dreeam.
:cheers:

kerrianna
02-23-2007, 09:19 PM
*kerrianna sits back swinging her feet listening to the cowboys sing...drifts off to sleep....*

:c9:

pocoyo
02-23-2007, 09:23 PM
*kerrianna sits back swinging her feet listening to the cowboys sing...drifts off to sleep....*

:c9:

Awww I love that little cloud 9 smiley, it's so happy and also sometimes reminds me of a little puppy for some reason!

****

*looks round to check no-ones watching then puts a little blanket over Kez and gives her hair a quick friendly stroke, but hurries away and back over to cap 'cos he doesn't want to ruin his mean outlaw reputation*

CaptLex
02-23-2007, 09:37 PM
*looks round to check no-ones watching then puts a little blanket over Kez and gives her hair a quick friendly stroke, but hurries away and back over to cap 'cos he doesn't want to ruin his mean outlaw reputation*
Hey, that song knocks 'em out every time . . . good night, Ned. :heehee:

pocoyo
02-23-2007, 09:38 PM
Hey, that song knocks 'em out every time . . . good night, Ned. :heehee:

Haha! Sure does *grin* G'night Lucky! :yawn:

Kimberley
02-23-2007, 09:55 PM
Geesh.... Kerri raids my closet so I HAVE to go shopping! Such a chore.

42164

So where's the sasparilla?

pocoyo
02-23-2007, 10:02 PM
*wakes up for a moment and sees Kimberley standing there*
Woah!.... I must be dreaming...... :drool:......
*falls back to sleep to have lovely dreams....*

Kimberley
02-23-2007, 10:05 PM
Late as usual. I just have to get the fashionable thingy down. Oh well, go find a bunk...:D

pocoyo
02-24-2007, 03:01 PM
*wanders in looking sexy* (hahaha)

Hey whats goin' on? Everybody all partied out already?

Whaty'all just sitting around on yer beeehands fur?

MJ
02-24-2007, 04:11 PM
hey how come nobody told me about the party !!!! , any steaks left ?
were is all the booze gone

pocoyo
02-24-2007, 04:16 PM
hey how come nobody told me about the party !!!! ,
Sorry ma'am, just assumed you'd be here ;)

any steaks left ? Errmm *looks sheepish*

were is all the booze gone Errrrr.... *looks sheepish again*

So what about a whirl around.. fancy a dance pretty lady?

Tamera
02-24-2007, 04:22 PM
SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWGIRL!!!
Sorry don't have a cowboy hat or boots.
GIDDY UP!!!
Tamera42200

pocoyo
02-24-2007, 04:23 PM
Yeeehaa! Like your blouse :D
Lookin' good missy.

Ride a cowgirl?? well... if you insist..... :heehee:

Tamera
02-24-2007, 04:27 PM
Pocoyo,
Thanx for the compliment!!! How about a drink?
Tamera

Iniquity Blonde GG
02-24-2007, 04:30 PM
Pocs ur avie is driving me mad lol :p :p pharrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh :p :p

Kieron Andrew
02-24-2007, 04:31 PM
ok ive been for supplies.....

we have......

FOOD
more steaks, enough to go round
Baked Beans
Corn
Ribs
Potato
Corn Bread
and much much more to keep us going

DRINKS
Beer
Coffee
Iced Tea
Tequila
Rum
and a selection of soft drinks for those that dont drink

pocoyo
02-24-2007, 04:34 PM
Tamera ... sounds good to me :D ;)

Hey Mj.. look keiron has restocked... so you can have somethin' after all!

WB... muahaha :devil: Just as I was gonna change it too...:p

Iniquity Blonde GG
02-24-2007, 04:34 PM
more food :D & drink :D whey hey hey !! another rowdy night i c :rolleyes: lol

Tamera
02-24-2007, 04:36 PM
I'll have a couple of ribs, corn, potatoes and a rum drink(You mix it and surprise me).
Tamera

Kristen Kelly
02-24-2007, 04:36 PM
Oh what a let down saw the thead and thought a Actual TG Dude ranch party. Would love to have done that I go to 1000 Acres Resort Ranch( www.1000acres.com ) in NYS alot but never enfem.

pocoyo
02-24-2007, 04:38 PM
omg that would be so awesome... we should so do that :D

Kristen Kelly
02-24-2007, 04:46 PM
omg that would be so awesome... we should so do that :D

After going there 30 years would shock that place. Would love set a weekend but in doing so would come out to family for many know my brother too. But if large enough interest we could at another ranch I know. E-mail me [email protected]

pocoyo
02-24-2007, 04:49 PM
Unfortunatley there's no way I actually could due to my stupid problems with travelling right now. :(
But I'm sure some would love to! Wooow, what a fun time that would be.