Funny moments

[Iniquity Blonde GG]

:D Just thought to bring some fun & "light" relief to c/d , have any of you had any "funny" moments whilst c/d !! :D something thats had you in stiches , afterwards , and you smile ?? love to hear of any stories from anyone :happy:

[Kate Simmons]

Nothing in particular comes to mind Angie. Still, I do occassionally crack a smile when I see another CD in her 5" heels, evening gown, and "cleavage" stiffly attempting to dance on the dance floor afraid something is going to pop out, while I'm out there gliding around freely and effortlessly in my loose fitting clothes and flats. I have to give them credit for the effort though. Even so, to me it's all about having fun and not trying to project some image.:happy:

[Iniquity Blonde GG]

Im sorry :( this isnt meant to be taking the mick post or anything, i just wondered if there was any "comical" moments you have had ?? maybe rushing to put stockings on and laddered em ?? :o things like that :happy:

[AERIN]

Well...there was the time I glued one of my eyelids shut, mistaking the nail glue dispenser for my eye drops. Had to have them surgically reopened while I was dressed in a red silk dress. E/R doctors and nurses see it all and they handled me wonderfully.

[Emily Ann Brown]

You mean like the time I was buying gas in fem?


...... and this guy pulls up on the other side of the pumps and gets out to get some gas. I had been out all evening so I was tired and maybe "worn" so I turned away as I continued to pump my 28 gallons. Noticed in my reflective side glass the he was mouth-open oogling my butt so I turned around fairly rapidly. He about got whiplash trying to get his head back around and not get caught. So I turned back and watched again in the glass.....yep, he came back for a second look. I played him like a yoyo till I was done pumping. I still laugh at how much fun that was. Wonder how dizzy he was when I pulled away. GIGGLE GIGGLE.


Emily Ann

[Tamara Segunda]

Quite a few years ago, not long after I had come out to my wife, we visited an Olga lingerie outlet store. One of the things I found there that I thought was very sexy was a pair of reversible panties. They were actually two layers of fabric, one beige and one black, and you could wear them with either color on the outside. My wife made me a present of them and when we got home I went to try them on so I could model them for her. Well, they had high cut -- VERY high cut -- leg openings, and when I got them on I thought they were the most uncomfortable things I'd ever worn. When I called my wife in to show them to her, she stifled her laughter long enough to ask me why I had one of my legs in the waist opening. It was one of my first lessons in not taking CDing too seriously.
.......Tamara Segunda.

[Casey Morgan]

Angie, I totally got the spirit of this thread from the get go. My problem has been trying to remember something like that.

I remember when I was going up in sizes I had... well, something like a bustier and panty set with garters. I put the top on and it was a little snug. The back was a bit low but I tried to pull the top off by pulling the back up and then pulling the whole thing off. I couldn't quite reach it, so I was slowly spinning in a circle trying to grab the back. I finally got it but I made more than a few revolutions. :p

[Iniquity Blonde GG]

pmsl @ ur posts :D happens to us all lol :heehee:

[MJ]

or how about this one i was home getting ready to go out em femme i had on my blk skirt heels my makeup half done, when there is a knock at the door and this person would not go away. so i open the door to find a court bailiff with a summons for me , you should have seen the look on her face, all she said was nice legs and left , so i got ready and out i went out

[Tiffany Tuesday]

Im sorry :( this isnt meant to be taking the mick post or anything, i just wondered if there was any "comical" moments you have had ?? maybe rushing to put stockings on and laddered em ?? :o things like that :happy:


... when i lived at the Meadows, Edinburgh, one lovely Saturday morning it being all warm and balmy i decided i'd do my take on the hippie chic look and go up town wearing a long floaty hippie print skirt, gypsy top, bangles and braids in my hair ... soo dreamy kewl cute and summery, thought i !

I minced off up the street to the bus stop at the top ... of course giving the mechanics at MacAndrews Garage my best wiggle as i passed (hey the boys were always good for a wolf whistle) but today WOWEE they went totally wild .. hippie chic is soo me, thought i !!!

Then on the main street, GOLLEE-GEE passing cars were tooting their horns and the guys smiling and waving as they passed .. what a total ego boost so i gave it 100% girlie wiggle as i walked ... this hippie chick style, corr i have found my perfect look, thought i !

I felt so happy to be alive and accepted as a girl by the world!!!

.. then this old lady at the bus stop came over and said .. sweetheart do you know you've tucked the back of your skirt into your knickers????

Aaaaaargh .......... oh gawwwwwwwwwwd ... after weeks in a darkened room, hey least they were cute knickers, thought i !!!

[Julie York]

As you know I never wear womens clothing....:eek:

but when I accidentally did once...:D

I bought this satin type teddy thingy with spaghetti straps and popper buttons at the crotch. It looked very sexy in the advert. This is before the internet and so you can imagine the anticipation and excitement leading up to this item being delivered to a novice and very nervous CD.

Well the great moment arrived. And ooh it was all shiny and silky and lacy (and red actually)....golly gosh.....fingers trembling!

So I put it on. Only I didn't exactly...because in the advert it was photographed from the front so they didn't show the crossover bit at the back

Plus the fact it was two sizes too small. So I stepped into it and pulled it up and......erm, that bit must go.....erm....I hooked a shoulder strap on...and then...wtf!.....where's the other strap? "Ok so this must go over my neck and."....bloody hell.....my nuts are being cut in half by now....."No this strap must....."

"O.K. let's regroup!"

So I took it off and put it on the bed and examined it like someone trying to solve a chinese puzzle. "Ahaaaa!" So I set the gusset flange bracket, tweaked the half mast pully shoulder strap widget...got every thing lined up and pulled it on.......And it was soooooo small I ended up standing like a crippled Quasimodo......Looking in a mirror and thinking....."This is NOT what it looks like in the advert!"

Sad but true.

:sad:
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[kittypw GG]

:OMG: :rofl: :rofl: Thanks WB. I'm getting a real kick out of this thread.
Tiffany and Julie you both are so funny and it is cool that you can see the funny side of yourselves.

I was in Younkers just after Thanksgiving one year. An attractive older lady was headed my way wearing a very expensive sweater and nice wool pants with a silk lining no doubt. Just when she got close to passing me her pants fell to her ankles. She elegantly bent down and picked them up without missing a step . I giggled a little and should have told her how cool she was I don't think anyone else really noticed.

Kitty

[Staci]

I remember when I got my first pair of high heel boots. I had never worn any high heels before and I was so excited. I dressed up in my black skirt, white satin blouse, black nylons, and now the boots. I pulled them on, zipped them up and looked in the mirror, ---- perfect. My wife said to me that she wanted to see how they looked. I started to walk over to her and fell off my boots. I couldn't balance very well, 3.5 inch heels might have well been stilts or a unicycle. We laughed and laughed and started talking about what would have happened if I broke my ankle or something and we had to call an ambulance or see the doctor. We still talk about it whenever I put on that same pair of boots.

[Josephine 1941]

My girl friend an I were shoping for cloths , we went from the panties to the bra's to slips as we were gitting the outfits from the shoes up. As we were getting matching skirts and blouse's, this women walked up to us an looked my girl friend in the eye. She said I want to rent your husband ,I have been watching the both of you an he is great. I was not dressed just shoping as a man . She pointed to her husband that was sitting on a chair in the front of the store an said I would love to have a man like yours to help me. My g/f then told her that I wear womens cloths in that we have such a great realationship that I don't mind. She said thats even better I bet the both of you have a great time , we said we did. She thanked us an we her and contuned to shop. Eather way I dress I feel confertable.

Josephine

[Rachel Morley]

I wasn't exactly so funny that it had me in stitches, but the most humorous time for me was when my wife Marla and I were checking into a posh hotel in San Fransisco one time. I drove there and I was dressed in my normal "girly boy" mode. We pulled up outside the hotel entrance in the early evening and let the parking valet take our car. The main doorman/concierge took our bags and escorted us to the reception area to check in.

So what? .. you might now be thinking, well you should have seen the look on this guy's face when two hours later Marla and I arrived in the foyer (with me fully en femme) both of us all "glammed up" for for dinner, and Marla asked him to hail us a cab. I have never seen a guy look so surprised but then immediately had a beaming smile come across his face and he said to us "right this way ladies" :happy: .... and he then held the door of the cab open for us to get in. Needless to say we tipped him well. :D

I still think fondly about this incident and I'm sure I will remember it all my life :D

[Karren H]

Well a couple funny moments..... Was out enfemme for the day and got thirsty so I hit a Wendy's drive thru window... And used my fem voice to odere a diet coke.. When I pulled up to pay the young boys jaw dropped as he handed me my change.. And as I drove away with my drink I could here him yelling "Roy! Roy!! You got to see this!!! By that time I was laughing so hard... Probably ruined him for life!!

Another time I stopped at my favorite changing place but the unisex restroom was occupied so I went into the mens room and changed into my lingerie... Including corset... When I came back out the unisex restroom was still occupied so I wandered around, looking at displays... And maps. When I finally got in and started changing, I looked in the mirror as I came in and the laces from my corset were hanging out of my shirt and trailing behind me down to the back of my knees!! Don't know how many saw me but it was quite a few.. Wonder what they thought those were! Hehe

Love Karren

[Jenny Beth]

On one of my shopping outings with my wife we went to a Greek restaurant for dinner, it was fairly empty at the time and we seated ourselves. The waiter came over shortly thereafter and with a cheery attitude described the evening special. It didn't take long for him to read me and the look on his face was priceless. He took our order and headed to the far end of the restaurant and in minutes the whole staff (probably all family) were glancing our way. When we were served he was clearly uncomfortable, his smile gone and he hardly spoke. As other patrons entered he quickly seated them as far from us as he could. I'm sure I was the first CD he'd ever seen, much less in his own restaurant. He was never rude but it was obvious he didn't know how to deal with it because the service wasn't very good. Still though I gave him brownie points because he actually called me Ma'am and not Sir and for that reason he got a sizable tip. We giggled all the way back to our hotel knowing he had a great story to tell his buddies.....some of whom probably thought he was full of BS.

[Dana Carlton]

Reading alot of funny shopping experiences. Great stories!

Here's mine. My wife and I were browsing in a little second hand boutique, which was transformed from an old house, in upstate New York. Outside of the sales lady, we were the only 2 in the store. So we thought! My wife picked out a dress from a rack, held it up, and hollered over to me on the other side of the room "This will look great on you" We immediately heard laughter, and looked to see a girl, about in her 20's, standing right behind her. Of course, I immediately was embarrassed. The girl then stated "My husband would look good in that too!" She looked at me and asked "Do you dress?" I nodded my head and said yes.... occassionaly (LIAR!). She stated her husand liked to dress up as well. We went our separate ways from there. Needless to say, I had to get the dress!!!

[Iniquity Blonde GG]

lol oh theres some classic's :devil: ty for sharing them :hugs: good to see the "humerous" side as well :happy:

[Robin Leigh]

Great thread, Angie!

Late one night a few years ago, before I got proper breast forms & was using water-filled balloons, I was taking a short walk around the block when one of my balloons slipped out and hit the pavement. :o Luckily, it didn't burst, but as I quickly bent over to pick it up, my long blonde wig (the one in my avatar) fell off. :eek: Luckily, nobody was around, and I quickly put everything back together, thanking myself for practising putting on a wig without a mirror.

I was so relieved that nobody saw me, I had to stop myself giggling all the way home. :D

:hugs:

Robin

[Iniquity Blonde GG]

lol im sorry , i got this vision of someone walking towards you, and one of these balloons falling infront of them !! :D

[Robin Leigh]

lol im sorry , i got this vision of someone walking towards you, and one of these balloons falling infront of them !! :D

I was just lucky it was the early hours of the morning. Of course, I may have been seen by someone looking out their flat window...

Remember, water balloon girls, this could happen to you! :eek: Get real forms now! :D

Robin

[Sally24]

I've mentioned this story several times before:

On my first outing after a make-over, my wife and I were getting ready to take some pictures of me with the Boston skyline in the background. She was sitting on a bench by the Charles River and I was fiddling with the camera bag. About this time a bike rider pedals by us and my wife notices he has an ear to ear grin on his face. She looked over at me and I'm bent over at the waist working on trying to get a lense on the camera. What I didn't notice was that my blouse had fallen forward and was hanging completely clear of my chest. You could see my "cleavage" clear down to my belly button! My wife gave me such a hard time the rest of the day and at various times since for "flashing" the college boy. I really was a bit embarassed because being new I didn't know how to move or sit or bend to not show this naughty bit or that.

Sally

[Krystal Lee]

Well I was made up in girlyboy mode and shopping in the lingerie section of a Macy's. Had high heels, tight ladies trousers, a fairly short blouse that showed my panties if I bent over and my baseball cap on. (I know but it felt good at the time). Anyway

I had a hand full of panties and a couple of bras and was looking over the firm foundation garments when a lady turned to me and holding out a waist nipper panty combo asked my "have you ever tried one of these?".

I looked up at what she had in hand and replyed "no I prefere my panties seperate as they are so much easier in the bathroom".

That is when she looked up into my face and the change on her face was so much fun to watch. I must give her credit though, as she finished making her selection before she almost ran away.

Anyway I still think of that little exchange when ever I shop in that store and wonder at the story she had to tell.

Hugs Krystal.

[Iniquity Blonde GG]

:heehee: :heehee: lol certainly some funny moments ere !! ty :D

[MFStoo]

Early on, I attempted to go out dressed en femme.. I had no idea what I was doing.. (before internet days).
I put on the lingerie and makeup, snuck out of the house in drab with the dress shoes and wig in a bag and went to a mall parking lot in north NJ. I put on the wig, shoes and the dress in the back of the van that I was driving.
I parked way out in the lot.. Just wanted to walk toward the stores and walk back. With my heart pounding I proceeded to get out of the van and started walking with my best wiggle. One car went by and the driver was hanging out of the window staring.. Another went by and tooted the horn and whistled !!
I thought I was pretty passable, and doing well. So I thought I had had enough fun for the day and went back to the van, and while changing back realized the hem of my skirt was stuck under the elastic waist band of the dress leaving my posterior and garters in full view of the world..:OMG:
Should have worn a slip.. I thought that dress was pretty drafty :lol:
I was sooooooo embarassed !!! Good thing I didn't get too confident and go into the mall..
The wig was crooked, makeup a disaster and my butt was hanging out !!
Haven't been out of the closet since !! :lol:

That's all behind me now... I'm satisfied with my "look" and have gone out for a few evening drives and walks, and feel I'm ready for my first outing where my alter ego will interact face to face with people. Think I'll wear pants for that!!!! :lol:

[DonnaT]

One Sat. morning, after I had done my nails a nice red, my wife decided she wanted to go to the store (Sam's Club). A while later I got a phone call. She had seen something she wanted to buy, but wanted my opinion on it.

Seeing as how red polish takes a long time to remove, I just grabbed my keys and went.

At the store, we talked about the item, and decided to get it. Usually, my wife pays, but she decided I should since my nails were painted.

At the checkout, she stood off to the side, watching everyones reaction around me. She began to giggle when a guy a couple of people behind me kept craning his neck and stepping forward to get a better look at my hands.:eek:

[Joy Carter]

Two girls and I where in Macy's (dressed) to get me a professional makeup job at MAC. I can't read a thing unless I'm up close to it. There were about nine different makeup counters. So one of the girls pointed to where I was to go. And well not seeing the sign on one counter (Bobby Brown Cosmetics) I though, "this must be the place". There were three GGs who I guess were artists around this counter. I was getting the "I don't believe what I'm seeing" look as I approached :eek: . I wrapped my arm around the cute one with glasses and gave her a hug and told her "I'm here for a professional makeup job. Would you do me?" She was turning nine shades of red at that moment. When one of my girlfriends told me I was at the wrong counter. I apologized and told her I was sorry she wouldn't be "doing me". She was smiling and half laughing when I left.

YES IT'S TRUE!!!!!!:D

[JuliaCD]

I was at a TG conference last year, at one of the evening social events. I was milling about, sipping my wine...saw a friend and went over to say hi. She was talking to a girl I hadn't seen before. We chatted a bit and the new girl said, "I know you!" It took me a minute, but I figured out who she was. I said, "Yeah...we used to see each other almost every day, right?" She said, "Yeah, just about every day!" My friend blurts out, "Oh my gawd you worked together, right?" Yes we did! At my old job! Both of us in our boy mode! Neither of us had any idea about the other, or how much we "had in common!"

Not funny ha-ha, but a great, amazing small-world story!

[pinkheels]

I had to go out dressed one time because I "lost" a bet with a GG (I lost on purpose so I would have to go out), but part of the bet was that I had to go to 3 convenience stores and get my picture taken by the clerk who was working. Anyway, I had gone to two of the stores and gotten some pictures that were quick and harmless, but at the third store I encountered some high school aged girls checking out in the store I just entered. I thought that I wouldn't have to deal with this because I went out late at night but I was wrong. They thought it would be a blast to take some pictures of me, well, I said ok and they went to it. They found me a chair, to sit in and lean on for some pictures then I had to bend over and that is when they realized and photographed me wearing my pink panties that matched my pink heels and blouse. After that I decided they had taken enough and I left. The next day though I went fully dressed to get the pictures developed even though I didn't have to although I said I thought I needed to.