So, Where's The Headless Dasman Pic? [Archive] - Crossdressers.com - #1 Community & Forum for Crossdressers, Family and Friends

CaptLex

04-01-2007, 01:14 PM

his excuse is he's still learning the scanner, oh and we dont want one thats headless lol

It's coming . . . blame Das, he just called me and I still have to download it from the camera. Give me a minute, Mr. Impatient! :heehee:

Check out my avatar, while you're waiting . . . yup, that's really me. :eek:

Dasein9

04-01-2007, 01:16 PM

:waiting: :waiting: :witsend: :waiting: :waiting: :witsend: :waiting: :waiting: :witsend:

CaptLex

04-01-2007, 01:21 PM

:waiting: :waiting: :witsend: :waiting: :waiting: :witsend: :waiting: :waiting: :witsend:
Okay, okay, here it is:

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It's the best I could do 'cause you know Das doesn't want his face online. Notice he's got a book in one hand (even at a party) and a drink in the other - typical Das. :heehee:

Kieron Andrew

04-01-2007, 01:24 PM

lol shirt half tucked too!! such a dude!

Dasein9

04-01-2007, 01:24 PM

Eeeeeeewwwww! Take it away! Take it away! Big hips.

CaptLex

04-01-2007, 01:29 PM

Eeeeeeewwwww! Take it away! Take it away! Big hips.
Oh, I knew you'd have a complaint. :rolleyes:

BTW, since you can't see it in my avatar, he's a pic of the Spidey tie I wore last night.

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Kieron Andrew

04-01-2007, 01:32 PM

Oh, I knew you'd have a complaint. :rolleyes:

BTW, since you can't see it in my avatar, he's a pic of the Spidey tie I wore last night.

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yay capt has a leather waistcoat on! *vest to you lot* lol and spidey tie too...cool

Dasein9

04-01-2007, 01:37 PM

Eeeeewwww! Spiders!

I touched that tie.

*Das runs off to wash with a stiff brush and carbolic soap!*

CaptLex

04-01-2007, 01:42 PM

Eeeeewwww! Spiders! I touched that tie.
LOL . . . yeah I noticed that you're always touching me. Even the spiders didn't keep you off. :lol2:

Kieron Andrew

04-01-2007, 01:45 PM

yeah I noticed that you're always touching me.

Capt and Das sitting in a tree........

pocoyo

04-01-2007, 01:46 PM

Hahaha

1) Of course I noticed Cap's av and pmed him immediately... he's looking wicked!

2) That pic is just soo Das!! Love the shirt, stance, troos (pants) and book!

3) Yay cool spiderman tie :D

4) Stop touching each other*!!! Anyone would think you were dating... hehehehe

*Unless you are planning to film it and upload it to youtube for our viewing pleasure :p

Kieron Andrew

04-01-2007, 01:48 PM

4) Stop touching each other*!!! Anyone would think you were dating... hehehehe Jealous Poc???:heehee:

*Unless you are planning to film it and upload it to youtube for our viewing pleasure :p
now theres an idea! a Das and Capt film...coming to a youtube near you! :heehee: :lol2:

Dasein9

04-01-2007, 01:52 PM

Stop touching each other*!!! Anyone would think you were dating... hehehehe

I was dragging him outa there, since he kept wanting to go, and then disappearing to a different part of the party... Oi, a social butterfly is our Cap'n!

pocoyo

04-01-2007, 01:52 PM

ahahaha!

I nearly even wrote in that last post "yes I am jealous, Kieron" :p

That's funny!

Yes I reckon they should do some porn.

Or at least some comedy....

Perhaps a cunning combination of both.... Hmmmm :thinking:....

pocoyo

04-01-2007, 01:53 PM

I was dragging him outa there, since he kept wanting to go, and then disappearing to a different part of the party... Oi, a social butterfly is our Cap'n!

A likely story... just snog and get it over with....

:lol2: :lol:

*runs away before he gets a whallop!*

CaptLex

04-01-2007, 02:05 PM

I was dragging him outa there, since he kept wanting to go, and then disappearing to a different part of the party... Oi, a social butterfly is our Cap'n!
Actually, I kept looking for other dance partners 'cause Das didn't want to dance with me. :tongueout

now theres an idea! a Das and Capt film...coming to a youtube near you!
Oooh (deja vu!) . . . funny you should mention that. I had a dream the other night that Das was interviewing me on camera for you guys (and I was doing my very fake English accent :heehee:). Weird . . . :eek:

CaptLex

04-01-2007, 02:06 PM

*runs away before he gets a whallop!*
Too late! *hauls Poc off to the captains quarters and locks the door* ;) :devil: (shh . . . don't tell Lisa). :shh:

Dasein9

04-01-2007, 02:21 PM

Actually, I kept looking for other dance partners 'cause Das didn't want to dance with me. :tongueout

Das wasn't drunk, so Das didn't want to dance with anyone!

pocoyo

04-01-2007, 02:23 PM

He he he Cap!

Lisa might peer through one of those spyholes you made :eek: ... :D ....

Das!!! I HAVE to dance if there's music. Waddiswrongwituboy?!

I don't care if I look stupid... dancing is way too much fun to not do :p

*suddenly remembers Cap has seen him dancing... uh.. that's not how I REALLy dance... !! ehem!*

Dasein9

04-01-2007, 02:28 PM

Waddiswrongwituboy?!

My best dance moves are, well, kinda like Eastern European folk dances...

Question Mark

04-01-2007, 02:35 PM

So, Das is headless. Except as a baby. <_<

Also, embarrassing yourself while dancing is the best part! :D Better Eastern European folk dances than grinding to some pop-hiphop song of the moment.

pocoyo

04-01-2007, 02:35 PM

My best dance moves are, well, kinda like Eastern European folk dances...

HEhehhe .. the best kind.... :lol2:...

Dasein9

04-01-2007, 02:36 PM

Brainless too, I suspect at times...

(On another site, I've got a stalker, so I don't want photos of my face as it looks now online.)

CaptLex

04-01-2007, 02:40 PM

Das!!! I HAVE to dance if there's music. Waddiswrongwituboy?!
He did eventually dance a little though (don't know how many beers it took) - but it was something that resembled an Irish jig, I think. :heehee:

*suddenly remembers Cap has seen him dancing... uh.. that's not how I REALLy dance... !! ehem!*
No . . . I like the way you dance - anyway the music moves you. That's the best way. I don't care how people dance, as long as they're having a good time. It's not like I have any John Travolta moves myself - I just have fun. :twirl:

Dasein9

04-01-2007, 02:42 PM

He did eventually dance a little though (don't know how many beers it took) - but it was something that resembled an Irish jig, I think. :heehee:

Yeh, I did dance for a couple of minutes to shut people up.

Then I went to the smoking room and read for a bit.

kerrianna

04-01-2007, 02:44 PM

You guys are looking great. Stylin' :happy:

hahaha, Das with a book in one hand and a drink in the other. My kind of man! :battingeyelashes: Probably dances with the book in hand too. :heehee:

And Captain you are looking marvelous. Love the tie.

No wonder you two can't keep your hands off each other!

Hehehe...pssst, Lisa, where are the spyholes? Oh! OH! :eek: :blushing:

Kieron Andrew

04-01-2007, 02:45 PM

Then I went to the smoking room and read for a bit.
Capt is Das really the geek he's making himself out to be?:heehee:

Dasein9

04-01-2007, 02:46 PM

Probably dances with the book in hand too. :heehee:

That's why cargo pants are so wonderful!

Dasein9

04-01-2007, 02:47 PM

Capt is Das really the geek he's making himself out to be?:heehee:

Yes.

CaptLex

04-01-2007, 02:48 PM

Capt is Das really the geek he's making himself out to be?:heehee:

Yes and no . . . he's the typical (or is it stereotypical) nerdy Professor, but he's something of a party animal when he gets going too. Kind of hard to describe - you have to see him in action. :heehee: *runs away before Das pulls on the tie again* :tongueout

Dasein9

04-01-2007, 02:50 PM

Let's just put it this way, Kieron... I have my own copy of the OED.

pocoyo

04-01-2007, 02:52 PM

Hahaha what the "Das Edition"

Dasein9

04-01-2007, 02:54 PM

No, really. The compact edition -- the one in two volumes that has a little drawer in the box for the magnifying glass one needs to read it. It's an old edition, from the '70's, and lacking many neologisms, but still comes in quite handy.

CaptLex

04-01-2007, 02:55 PM

Let's just put it this way, Kieron... I have my own copy of the OED.
Actually, Kieron, have you ever seen the movie The Nutty Professor - the original one with Jerry Lewis, not the remake with Eddie Murphy? Well if you have, you may have a good idea of what I'm talking about. In that movie Jerry Lewis is a very bookish college professor (like Das), but when he drinks a magic potion he becomes a party animal named Buddy Love that has a way with women. Well, that's almost exactly like Das, except the magic potion he uses is Hoegaarden and he has a way with the boys. ;)

Dasein9

04-01-2007, 02:56 PM

I haven't had my way with a boy in going on 6 years, Cap'n!

Methinks the Cap'n's trying to get his revenge on me for the bald spot and goiter yarn.

Kieron Andrew

04-01-2007, 02:57 PM

Actually, Kieron, have you ever seen the movie The Nutty Professor - the original one with Jerry Lewis, not the remake with Eddie Murphy? Well if you have, you may have a good idea of what I'm talking about. In that movie Jerry Lewis is a very bookish college professor (like Das), but when he drinks a magic potion he becomes a party animal named Buddy Love that has a way with women. Well, that's almost exactly like Das, except the magic potion he uses is Hoegaarden and he has a way with the boys. ;)
cool! thats it when i come over im meeting Das too :heehee: , he'll soon loosen up with me around!

pocoyo

04-01-2007, 02:57 PM

Dasein9

04-01-2007, 02:59 PM

My life is over. I've been compared to Jerry Lewis.

*Das readies his sword to commit seppuku.*

CaptLex

04-01-2007, 02:59 PM

I haven't had my way with a boy in going on 6 years, Cap'n!

Methinks the Cap'n's trying to get his revenge on me for the bald spot and goiter yarn.
Speaking of yarns, you forget who you're talking to . . . I've been watching you flirt and taking notes for a while now. And you all remember what he did to me a few weeks ago (as posted in the Clubhouse). :hiding:

Dasein9

04-01-2007, 03:01 PM

Don't learn from me. It's going on 6 years, but going on 8 since it was any good. (The cop... He was just so... taken aback when I took the lead!)

CaptLex

04-01-2007, 03:04 PM

Don't learn from me. It's going on 6 years, but going on 8 since it was any good. (The cop... He was just so... taken aback when I took the lead!)
Okay, then . . . I'll go back to taking notes from Kieron. :D

Kieron Andrew

04-01-2007, 03:07 PM

I'll go back to taking notes from Kieron. :D
i didnt think you stopped lol:heehee:

CaptLex

04-01-2007, 03:09 PM

i didnt think you stopped lol:heehee:

LOL . . no I haven't. I should have said, I'll go back to taking notes exclusively from Kieron. Good catch! :heehee:

Dasein9

04-01-2007, 03:14 PM

Okay, if I don't go get something useful done, I'm going to regret it later. Take care, guys! Thanks for the photo, Cap'n.

I think.

Just googled myself, and it seems the forum does show up on Google. Oi.

Oddly, there's one from a forum I've never been on, 2 years old, where someone else is complaining about me. It seems I upset her terribly when I called her on some illogical dreck she was posting on a site we both used to visit.

Dasein9

04-01-2007, 06:46 PM

The Oxford-Hachette? I've got that one... :D

CaptLex

04-01-2007, 07:45 PM

Okay one more from last night (Das took this one).

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Kieron Andrew

04-01-2007, 07:46 PM

Okay one more from last night (Das took this one).

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omg you look amazing!!! i love it!!!

Tristan

04-01-2007, 07:46 PM

You are such a hottie, Capt... hehe glad to be a member of your ship... *brags to the other pirates* OUR CAPTAIN'S HOTTER THEN YOUR CAPTAIN!

CaptLex

04-01-2007, 07:59 PM

omg you look amazing!!! i love it!!!

You are such a hottie, Capt... hehe glad to be a member of your ship... *brags to the other pirates* OUR CAPTAIN'S HOTTER THEN YOUR CAPTAIN!
Thanks, guys . . . I guess I made the right choice in outfits then (changed my clothes three times before deciding on this - I'm such a queen). :heehee:

pocoyo

04-01-2007, 08:02 PM

- I'm such a queen). :heehee:

Hehehe nothin' wrong with that :D

Looking darn fine sir!!! :hugs: I think you look like you should be in The Matrix in that latest pic he he! Your chin is looking so cool these days....

MORE! :angel:

ps yes awesome clothes!!!

Kieron Andrew

04-01-2007, 08:03 PM

Thanks, guys . . . I guess I made the right choice in outfits then (changed my clothes three times before deciding on this - I'm such a queen). :heehee:
yes you made the right choice! ok now i think this would be a better avatar *you knew i was gonna say that right?* cos we can actually see you!

CaptLex

04-01-2007, 08:07 PM

Looking darn fine sir!!! :hugs: I think you look like you should be in The Matrix in that latest pic he he!
Ah yes . . . Neo, the later years. :heehee: Thanks, Poccy.

Your chin is looking so cool these days....
The hair is growing back . . . slowly. :happy:

CaptLex

04-01-2007, 08:09 PM

ok now i think this would be a better avatar *you knew i was gonna say that right?* cos we can actually see you!
LOL . . . yeah I knew you were going to say that. That's why I chose the other one - 'cause it's a more distant shot. How about we put it to a vote (after all, pirates are famously democratic)? :tongueout

Kieron Andrew

04-01-2007, 08:11 PM

LOL . . . yeah I knew you were going to say that. That's why I chose the other one - 'cause it's a more distant shot. How about we put it to a vote (after all, pirates are famously democratic)? :tongueout
the close up gets my vote! but whatever makes you happy

pocoyo

04-01-2007, 08:11 PM

I like the one you already have as your av actually! Even though the other one is cool the current av just smacks of manly.. the way you're standing and everything. It's so nice.

(I want to see it bigger!)

CaptLex

04-01-2007, 08:21 PM

the close up gets my vote!

I like the one you already have as your av actually! Even though the other one is cool the current av just smacks of manly.. the way you're standing and everything. It's so nice.

(I want to see it bigger!)
How about like this:

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Okay, we need a tie breaker vote - more votes, please. :happy:

Tristan

04-01-2007, 08:26 PM

*wiping drool off my chin* huh... what are we voting on? sorry bit distracted

CaptLex

04-01-2007, 08:31 PM

*wiping drool off my chin* huh... what are we voting on? sorry bit distracted

:lol2: Pirates are so easily distracted. :heehee: Take your time, have some rum, think it over . . . :cheers:

pocoyo

04-01-2007, 08:32 PM

How about like this:

Wooow! That is the coolest! I love it.

Dude you really are looking good. Are you feeling good?

Someone's looking slinky ;)

Mwwwrraawwrr!! Know how you feel Trist!

*proud of manly Cap*

ps. your hair looks sooo nice in that pic too.

Kieron Andrew

04-01-2007, 08:34 PM

How about like this:

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Okay, we need a tie breaker vote - more votes, please. :happy:
WOW! that is so much better! ok i cant decide i like both...........with the bigger version ok im changing my mind.....this one :D

CaptLex

04-01-2007, 08:44 PM

WOW! that is so much better! ok i cant decide i like both...........with the bigger version ok im changing my mind.....this one :D
Ha, ha . . . yeah, I thought that might do it. I like that one better too - the full body shot. :thumbsup:

Wooow! That is the coolest! I love it.

Dude you really are looking good. Are you feeling good?

Someone's looking slinky

Mwwwrraawwrr!! Know how you feel Trist!

*proud of manly Cap*

ps. your hair looks sooo nice in that pic too.
Awww, you guys are making my night. Thank you, thank you :bow: I feel very good (my pegleg was hurting last night, but I still managed to dance). Slinky, huh? Not quite, but those jeans are a bit loose on me now - well, the leg area anyway, not much I can do about the hips (and they didn't even fit last year). I like the hair too, but I think it's time for a trim now.

You guys are so sweet - extra rum for the voters. :cheers:

EDIT: Okay, I changed the avatar, but it looks the same to me.

Tristan

04-01-2007, 08:48 PM

*gulps down the rum* you are so hot, Captain, you are so cool dude... I love you *all slurred like* you go buddy with whatever pic you want....

CaptLex

04-01-2007, 09:00 PM

*gulps down the rum* you are so hot, Captain, you are so cool dude... I love you *all slurred like* you go buddy with whatever pic you want....

Right back at you, babe . . . :koc:

Tristan

04-01-2007, 09:02 PM

Right back at you, babe . . . :koc:

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooohhhhh pocs did you see that capt kissed me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :tongueout

:koc: back at you Capt hehe mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm rum good stuff!

bi_weird

04-01-2007, 09:44 PM

YaY awesome CaptLex pics! Love em!

Tristan

04-01-2007, 09:49 PM

Okay, okay, here it is:

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It's the best I could do 'cause you know Das doesn't want his face online. Notice he's got a book in one hand (even at a party) and a drink in the other - typical Das. :heehee:

Whatcha reading there Das? Or do I dare ask?

kerrianna

04-02-2007, 02:33 AM

Wow! Captain Cool is right! :daydreaming:

I like the one with the vest and blue shirt too. ESPECIALLY the big pic of it. :luvu:

Haha Tristan, you're an animal when the rum is in your tum.

*sticks her tongue out at the other pirates while leaning on Tristan*

YEAH! OUR CAPTAIN IS COOLER THAN YOUR CAPTAIN TOO! :tongueout

Tristan

04-02-2007, 07:16 AM

Dasein9

04-02-2007, 08:11 AM

Whatcha reading there Das? Or do I dare ask?

Finally someone asks!

The Eyre Affair by Jasper Fforde. It's a rolicking bit of bibliowit, and if you like to read, you'll probably like this for all the oblique references.

pocoyo

04-02-2007, 08:36 AM

Finally someone asks!

Hahaha! :lol2:
Ahhh Das, I do love you lol!

Sounds great btw :D

bi_weird

04-02-2007, 09:48 AM

Finally someone asks!

The Eyre Affair by Jasper Fforde. It's a rolicking bit of bibliowit, and if you like to read, you'll probably like this for all the oblique references.

I just started reading that series and it's WONDERFUL! So creative and fun, though it does make me wish I'd read more of the books mentioned. At least Jane Eyre... Oh that reminds me, I'm at a particularly key point in the fourth book; I should get back to reading.