Julie York
02-19-2005, 08:02 AM
Just another silly idea.....
CD nightmares.
1) Finding a lovely evening dress and shoes in a layby, then sneaking them home and prancing round the room in them....Just as the news comes on television....."Police are looking for the victim's missing dress and shoes."
2) Seeing a photo in the F t M section and recognising your Dad.
3) Taking a panty and bra set to the checkout counter and having the price check announced over the Tannoy....by your ex girlfriend.
4) Finding a note pushed uner your door which says, "I suggest you close your curtains with more care."
5) Finding that the mascarra and eyeliner you tried is non-runable, waterproof, bomb proof mascarra which requires special make-up remover......On the morning of your wedding.
6) Watching your drab clothes tumble around in the communal washer...and seeing one lone pink bra make a quick flash past as your pals come in.
CD nightmares.
1) Finding a lovely evening dress and shoes in a layby, then sneaking them home and prancing round the room in them....Just as the news comes on television....."Police are looking for the victim's missing dress and shoes."
2) Seeing a photo in the F t M section and recognising your Dad.
3) Taking a panty and bra set to the checkout counter and having the price check announced over the Tannoy....by your ex girlfriend.
4) Finding a note pushed uner your door which says, "I suggest you close your curtains with more care."
5) Finding that the mascarra and eyeliner you tried is non-runable, waterproof, bomb proof mascarra which requires special make-up remover......On the morning of your wedding.
6) Watching your drab clothes tumble around in the communal washer...and seeing one lone pink bra make a quick flash past as your pals come in.