Bobbie cd
04-13-2007, 12:31 AM
First off, I don't want to upset anybody, and I do not wish to make light of the troubles inherent for any GG in trying to deal with the issues that come with being involved with one of us. I just want to try to bring a little bit of levity and maybe a smile to someone's face. We need to be able to laugh at ourselves, folks.
So, with apologies to David Letterman, here is my light-hearted rendition of :
Top Ten Advantages to Having a CD/TG/TS SO (for GG's)
10. Those panties you found in the glove-box of his truck, are his.
9. The lipstick on his collar, it's his shade.
8. Odds are, you don't have to worry about beard stubble when he kisses you.
7. He won't mind taking you shopping for clothes.
6. He will hold your puse without arguing or sulking.
5. When you see a pair of shoes you want, he's more likely to say "ooh, do they have them in my size?" than
to say "Oh ****, you already have a closet full of shoes!"
4. He understands why it takes you so long to get ready to go out.
3. If you run out of mascara, he'll share with you.
2. If you get tired of your in-laws hanging around after a family gathering, you can say "Honey, why don't you go put on a dress?". Chances are, they'll be gone in a flash!
And, the no. 1 advantage to having a CD/TG/TS S.O. is:
Not accidentally discovering he left the toilet seat up during those late night potty calls! :D
So, with apologies to David Letterman, here is my light-hearted rendition of :
Top Ten Advantages to Having a CD/TG/TS SO (for GG's)
10. Those panties you found in the glove-box of his truck, are his.
9. The lipstick on his collar, it's his shade.
8. Odds are, you don't have to worry about beard stubble when he kisses you.
7. He won't mind taking you shopping for clothes.
6. He will hold your puse without arguing or sulking.
5. When you see a pair of shoes you want, he's more likely to say "ooh, do they have them in my size?" than
to say "Oh ****, you already have a closet full of shoes!"
4. He understands why it takes you so long to get ready to go out.
3. If you run out of mascara, he'll share with you.
2. If you get tired of your in-laws hanging around after a family gathering, you can say "Honey, why don't you go put on a dress?". Chances are, they'll be gone in a flash!
And, the no. 1 advantage to having a CD/TG/TS S.O. is:
Not accidentally discovering he left the toilet seat up during those late night potty calls! :D