micheal
04-18-2007, 04:09 PM
If im honest iv been caught more times than id care to remember but like to think the people that have caught me ceapt things to themselves & that most my friends still dont know i cd (yeah right) :lol:.
But every one loves a good iv just been cought storie to chear them up so hears what happend today.
The day started out with me not getting any sleep and affter seeing the sun come up trying to decide what to do with the day (a fairly common thing for those suffering from unimploment).
So with a beautiful day haveing just started i decide to replace the felt roof on my shed (a job iv been meaning to do for a while).
As i had striped the old roof off i thought id give the shed a touchup with paint on the shabyer spots.
After putting on the 1st coat i went inside and played a bit of guitar to pass the time while it dryed.
An hour latter i went back out and put on a seccond coat but this time i endedup laying on my bed watching a bit or tv while waiting for it to dry.
Mistake !
So now im asleap on my bed with the bra id been wearing all night sitting next to me, my shed door, my back door & my lingerie draw wide open.
Tiny history side step:
For the last year one of my good friends has been ceaping his mountin bike in my shed, that he has a key for and my permission to take as and when he pleases.
Id like to add hes never come round to use it except for when i nag at him to come out for a ride.
I should allso add im diabetic & would like to think my mates would allways ceap an eye out for me if they saw something a bit strange.
See were this is going yet ?
So i wakeup look over at my clock and see iv maneged to slip a good 3 hour nap in to the middle of my day.
I give myself a slap for being silly enough too have layed on my bed grab my phone and start to make my way back out to the garden when i notice i have a text message.
Well it was 2 texts.
The 1st arsking if i was up for a little ride and arsking if i want to stop at the pub for a beer.
The 2nd saying he is on his way round to grab his bike and he will be there in a bit.
Rapid checking of the time with the message time followed by a loud mental screem.
Error!
Well i send him a text saying "watching paint dry was boring so i had a siesta. if u havent got your bike then someones stolen it ?!" and get back to work while trying to think it through a bit.
The way i see it is he would have thought i was in bed as i didnt reply to his text.
But when he comes in the back gate and sees the back door open, shed door open & tools spred about.
He must have changed his mind about me being in bed.
Iv been to his house and woke him up b4 so im allso thinking he might have liked the idear of a little pay back.
Then i think that when i got up my bedroom door was ajar and i allways ceap it closed :rolleyes:.
He turned up a few hours later to drop his bike back & says "yeah i saw the paint and all that laying there so i thought you were up to something & just went out".
So i offer him a cup of tea and we have a standard mate chat like nothing has happend.
But the only thing going through my mind is the frase "you were up to something" instead of "you were painting" or "you were busy working".
So what dose everyone think.
Just the paranoid ramblings of a mad man that cant remember if he left his bedroom door open or caught by an open minded friend who just tock it in his stride ?
But every one loves a good iv just been cought storie to chear them up so hears what happend today.
The day started out with me not getting any sleep and affter seeing the sun come up trying to decide what to do with the day (a fairly common thing for those suffering from unimploment).
So with a beautiful day haveing just started i decide to replace the felt roof on my shed (a job iv been meaning to do for a while).
As i had striped the old roof off i thought id give the shed a touchup with paint on the shabyer spots.
After putting on the 1st coat i went inside and played a bit of guitar to pass the time while it dryed.
An hour latter i went back out and put on a seccond coat but this time i endedup laying on my bed watching a bit or tv while waiting for it to dry.
Mistake !
So now im asleap on my bed with the bra id been wearing all night sitting next to me, my shed door, my back door & my lingerie draw wide open.
Tiny history side step:
For the last year one of my good friends has been ceaping his mountin bike in my shed, that he has a key for and my permission to take as and when he pleases.
Id like to add hes never come round to use it except for when i nag at him to come out for a ride.
I should allso add im diabetic & would like to think my mates would allways ceap an eye out for me if they saw something a bit strange.
See were this is going yet ?
So i wakeup look over at my clock and see iv maneged to slip a good 3 hour nap in to the middle of my day.
I give myself a slap for being silly enough too have layed on my bed grab my phone and start to make my way back out to the garden when i notice i have a text message.
Well it was 2 texts.
The 1st arsking if i was up for a little ride and arsking if i want to stop at the pub for a beer.
The 2nd saying he is on his way round to grab his bike and he will be there in a bit.
Rapid checking of the time with the message time followed by a loud mental screem.
Error!
Well i send him a text saying "watching paint dry was boring so i had a siesta. if u havent got your bike then someones stolen it ?!" and get back to work while trying to think it through a bit.
The way i see it is he would have thought i was in bed as i didnt reply to his text.
But when he comes in the back gate and sees the back door open, shed door open & tools spred about.
He must have changed his mind about me being in bed.
Iv been to his house and woke him up b4 so im allso thinking he might have liked the idear of a little pay back.
Then i think that when i got up my bedroom door was ajar and i allways ceap it closed :rolleyes:.
He turned up a few hours later to drop his bike back & says "yeah i saw the paint and all that laying there so i thought you were up to something & just went out".
So i offer him a cup of tea and we have a standard mate chat like nothing has happend.
But the only thing going through my mind is the frase "you were up to something" instead of "you were painting" or "you were busy working".
So what dose everyone think.
Just the paranoid ramblings of a mad man that cant remember if he left his bedroom door open or caught by an open minded friend who just tock it in his stride ?