This is a hold up.

[Julie York]

I bought some hold ups...and they don't.

They're rubbish!

I mean....where's the suspense?....Where's that lovely sensual bobbly suspender clippy thing you can feel when you stroke a hand down your thigh? Where's that twing twang feel when you walk?

Rubbish.

The only thrill I am getting is wondering when they are going to fall down again.

Thank you. That was a Party Political Broadcast for the Holdups Are Rubbish Party.


[Now where did I put the super glue.]

[Anita]

julie you can borrow my stapler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[Julie York]

Ha! You aren't going to get me with that one again!



Although to be fair, my wig DID stay on all night.

[Anita]

ok Julie forget the stapler I will hold em up with my teeth for you and before you ask they are NOT false teeth (thanks to Denplan) :eek:

[Ashleigh]

I hope you didn't use them after putting lotion on (no, of course you didn't). The ones I use hold up very well. I get them at Wal Mart.

Brought to you by the Society for the Preservation of Hold Ups (SPHU).

[tightsuk1969]

i have had probs with hold ups esp when they been washed , i much perfer to wear stockings with a belt


neil

[Julie York]

I hope you didn't use them after putting lotion on (no, of course you didn't).
Brought to you by the Society for the Preservation of Hold Ups (SPHU).


Hmm....Ahh..well you see.....Ah. Yes I did.

Now you're going to tell me this is a BAD thing?
Of course you are.

[Ah yes but no but yes but it wasn't me! It was my friend what bought some hold ups and she dunt know nuffin about hold ups and anyway she is a slag.]

(Legal Note: Any references to slag does not refer to, implied or otherwise, anyone called anita. Who is a tart and therefore totally different.)

[MonaSmith]

Well, my hold-ups never fall down, you must just have weird legs julie.

Love you

Mona x.

[Ashleigh]

Hmm....Ahh..well you see.....Ah. Yes I did.

Now you're going to tell me this is a BAD thing?
Of course you are.

[Ah yes but no but yes but it wasn't me! It was my friend what bought some hold ups and she dunt know nuffin about hold ups and anyway she is a slag.]

(Legal Note: Any references to slag does not refer to, implied or otherwise, anyone called anita. Who is a tart and therefore totally different.)



LOL

[Julie York]

Well, my hold-ups never fall down, you must just have weird legs julie.

Love you

Mona x.

Yes yes.
We know they work for girls with fat thighs.

[MonaSmith]

Yes yes.
We know they work for girls with fat thighs.HEY!!! I'm just big boned!!!


Mona x.

[Julie York]

And so cute with it too.

Now come round and hold my stockings up so I can look elegant. I look like a St Trinians second year.

[Sandra H]

Hi Julie.

Sounds like you have been having trouble with your stockings coming down do the wrinkle? If so should we start calling you Nora Batty??? :D

Sorry for the girls who are not in the UK, but this is a UK joke.

[Fiona K]

Marks & Spencer, expensive but brilliant!!
Just don't moisturise before you put them on!!
Fiona
xx

[Anita]

Julie as you did not put "without prejudice" in you referral to me My solicitor says I can sue the pants off you I told him I would rather take them off you myself but was prevented by cheap support hose you boght as hold ups from dr Scholls (allegedley and without prejudice) LOL HUN XXX

[Ashleigh]

Yes yes.
We know they work for girls with fat thighs.


OUCH!!!!! :eek:

[MonaSmith]

I don't know if they still do them, but Tesco do very nice ones with seams and everything, they have those rubber bits in them to keep them up, so even girls with skinny twiglet legs can keep them up. :D

Mona x.

[DonnaT]

I finally found a pair that stayed up, Delicates brand from JC Penny. Of course it could be because of all the weight I've lost and they aren't overstretched. Big thighs and hold up s aren't a very good combination.

But I agree Julie, not the same feeling as wearing suspenders (garter belt) :D

[Fallen Angel]

try not to pull them up to tight that may be your proublem or use a small garter belt any how

[Wendy me]

I bought some hold ups...and they don't.

They're rubbish!

I mean....where's the suspense?....Where's that lovely sensual bobbly suspender clippy thing you can feel when you stroke a hand down your thigh? Where's that twing twang feel when you walk?

Rubbish.

The only thrill I am getting is wondering when they are going to fall down again.

Thank you. That was a Party Political Broadcast for the Holdups Are Rubbish Party.


[Now where did I put the super glue.]


ok like omg i was like reading this and i said wip cream in my never mind

hold ups not holding up like thats not good like check and see if thay are for how thay say in a nice way ???????..............realy big girls size .............

ok this is a teast if you can get bouth leggs in one of them .......thay are way too big ................... :rolleyes:

[Wenda]

stop shaving and back-comb the hair on your legs. works like a damn. wenda

[Tristen Cox]

Uhm Julie? Have you tried duct tape yet? :eek: :D

[Julie York]

, they have those rubber bits in them to keep them up, so even girls with skinny twiglet legs can keep them up. :D

Mona x.

LOL.

So THAT'S what they remind me of!!!! I even have the freckles too!!




NOTES TO SELF: Do not mousturise legs ever.
Do not use duct tape again until scars heal.
Do not use super glue again until hand is freed from scrotum.
Do not tease Mona (thunder thighs) Smith........She bites.

[Melissa A.]

Jeez, just wear pantyhose.

Hugs,

Melissa :)

[MonaSmith]

LOL.

So THAT'S what they remind me of!!!! I even have the freckles too!!.But do they taste of Marmite?


Do not tease Mona (thunder thighs) Smith........She bites.Ahh, you tease away Honey. I know that you love me really.

Mona x.

[Julie York]

But do they taste of Marmite?

Mona x.

They do now....Want a lick?



I can also do banana and chocolate chip (but it's best to close your eyes.)