John
05-17-2007, 05:06 PM
I've just had such a grate night... Well, most of the night was averige, but there where two really fantastickally neet things that hapened.
First was: I'd decided to see if I could go the night 'en-fem', just to test the gender-boundries at the moment, so I just put on a pair of girls geans I had lying about and a ladys cut ichy-and-scratchy(wow) top (nothing particulally efeminate, just casual clothes). Then I thought that I really wasn't to happy with the top, and chainged it to a unisex mettle-band top (ac/dc, if anyones interested). Then just as I was going out I went and chainged my geans as well. I got halfway down the streat befor realising the only pice of ladys clothing I was wering was a black canvas belt that came on a pair of trousers years ago. That amused me much, that even when setting out to dres fem, I naturally migrate back to the blockes clothes without realalising. Can't be a woman even if I try :bs:
Then..... (and this is the best bit)
After a couple (all right, quite a few :heehee:) drinks the rest of my friends went to a club (I didn't on acount of hating clubs with a vengence) so I droped into a take away for some chips. I stood at the counter and was asked:
"yes sir, what can I get you". Well, I was over the moon at that, but just wating for him to realise his 'mistake' and try apologising. But he didn't :D. He called me 'sir' like four or five times!! I've never even bean called sir before (being called si-mam dosn't count!:o). That's gunu keep me grining all night that is...
Oh, and also, I finally got the guts to introduce myself to someone as 'Jhonny'.
pauses and rereads
My god do I go on after a few beers......
(This is worth mentioning just for the humor. Pipper was thretaning me and ridian that she was going to grab our testickalls, to which my resopnce was "that's allright, mine are ditagable". hehehehehe.....)
First was: I'd decided to see if I could go the night 'en-fem', just to test the gender-boundries at the moment, so I just put on a pair of girls geans I had lying about and a ladys cut ichy-and-scratchy(wow) top (nothing particulally efeminate, just casual clothes). Then I thought that I really wasn't to happy with the top, and chainged it to a unisex mettle-band top (ac/dc, if anyones interested). Then just as I was going out I went and chainged my geans as well. I got halfway down the streat befor realising the only pice of ladys clothing I was wering was a black canvas belt that came on a pair of trousers years ago. That amused me much, that even when setting out to dres fem, I naturally migrate back to the blockes clothes without realalising. Can't be a woman even if I try :bs:
Then..... (and this is the best bit)
After a couple (all right, quite a few :heehee:) drinks the rest of my friends went to a club (I didn't on acount of hating clubs with a vengence) so I droped into a take away for some chips. I stood at the counter and was asked:
"yes sir, what can I get you". Well, I was over the moon at that, but just wating for him to realise his 'mistake' and try apologising. But he didn't :D. He called me 'sir' like four or five times!! I've never even bean called sir before (being called si-mam dosn't count!:o). That's gunu keep me grining all night that is...
Oh, and also, I finally got the guts to introduce myself to someone as 'Jhonny'.
pauses and rereads
My god do I go on after a few beers......
(This is worth mentioning just for the humor. Pipper was thretaning me and ridian that she was going to grab our testickalls, to which my resopnce was "that's allright, mine are ditagable". hehehehehe.....)