Hideaway Secret

[rudyblatz]

I have my first pair of side-zip pants.

They drape from my waist, stating my femininity by the absence of the "male operations port" in front. Their message is this: "Yes. These are women's trousers. You know what's underneath."

Underneath, I want my panties to appear feminine, too. Woman-worn panties are filled with a fleshy, hairy symmetry of rounded shapes ... undisturbed by the male apparatus. I want that look.

But, I've not found an effective, comfortable way to hide my giblets. In "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil", the Lady Chablis describes hiding her equipment with duct tape. I can't make that work.

Is there a better way?

[Julie]

Rudy to save you the trouble I did a search on tucking and the link below has a number of threads where this has been spoken about.

http://www.crossdressers.com/forums/search.php?searchid=165437 (http://www.crossdressers.com/forums/search.php?searchid=165437)

JJ

[Priscilla1018]

DUCK TAPE OMG! :eek: :eek: :eek:


Good luck Rudy.

Love and Hugs,
Priscilla

[rudyblatz]

Oh, Julie J.

When a woman asks a question, the last thing she wants is an answer. She just wants to talk.

Not getting to talk about it would be like going straight to the orgasm and missing the fun of getting there.

[Amelie]

Have you tried scissors or a sharp knife? This should work.

[Jen_TGCD]

Oh, Julie J.

When a woman asks a question, the last thing she wants is an answer. She just wants to talk.



You are so right, Ruby! There is a type of "poetic injustice" to your posts. I read them... I smile or snicker... but I am speechless when it comes to responding to them!!!

:p

[Wendy me]

Oh, Julie J.

When a woman asks a question, the last thing she wants is an answer. She just wants to talk.

Not getting to talk about it would be like going straight to the orgasm and missing the fun of getting there.


so like you don't wan't a answer?????????you might be more fem than you think ................no matter what you say is wrong...........no right answer .........been their done that ..........

[Tristen Cox]

Have you tried scissors or a sharp knife? This should work.
....sorry folks I'm still laughing at this one, Amelie you're great :D

[mand]

How do I get a flat front so when in public there is no little bulge to be seen.
Well it's really primitive, I use a really good panty girrdle and squash the whole lot flat.

Mind you, be very carefull when bending down and back up.
I was in a supermarket at the checkout, fully dressed trying to be the perfect lady, I droped a coin on the floor and bent down to pick it up, fine no problem. Untill when I got up one of my nuts got trapped between the elastic and the top of the thigh.
Oh my god, I had to pay the girl, pick up the bags and walk out like everything in the world was fine, when all I wanted to was scream.
I finally managed to get out of public veiw, hand up skirt and pull the elastic away and let my poor old nut free. By this time I had tears running down my cheeks, eyeliner and mascara every where, I had to drive straight home.

I can see the funny side of it now but at the time the pain was too much.

love mand xxx

[Wendy me]

How do I get a flat front so when in public there is no little bulge to be seen.
Well it's really primitive, I use a really good panty girrdle and squash the whole lot flat.

Mind you, be very carefull when bending down and back up.
I was in a supermarket at the checkout, fully dressed trying to be the perfect lady, I droped a coin on the floor and bent down to pick it up, fine no problem. Untill when I got up one of my nuts got trapped between the elastic and the top of the thigh.
Oh my god, I had to pay the girl, pick up the bags and walk out like everything in the world was fine, when all I wanted to was scream.
I finally managed to get out of public veiw, hand up skirt and pull the elastic away and let my poor old nut free. By this time I had tears running down my cheeks, eyeliner and mascara every where, I had to drive straight home.

I can see the funny side of it now but at the time the pain was too much.

love mand xxx




omg lol yes the joys

[ToniB]

Mand,
You made my eyes water too with your story. But I guess the answer has to be a girdle with short legs, then there's no chance of the nuts escaping! Have you tried this solution, or are you much more careful with your movements now?

ToniB

[mand]

Mand,
You made my eyes water too with your story. But I guess the answer has to be a girdle with short legs, then there's no chance of the nuts escaping! Have you tried this solution, or are you much more careful with your movements now?

ToniB

Oh I am very, very carefull nowdays Toni, trust me on that..............

love mand xxx

[Dominique Melt]

mand,

Do you tuck your 'package' between your legs, or is everything flattened out against your torso?

I have tried the tuck method which works fairly well, but crossing my legs has sometimes crushed a nut ...

If I wear multiple pairs of pantyhose or tights, the tuck is undetectable, and the flattening method is less noticeable.

What's a lady to do?

[donnie123abc1]

Aside from uncomfortable tape there is an alternative to give you that truly femine look you are looking for. Purchase a gaff or better yet a V-string Vagina from THEFANTASYGIRL.COM. Check it out! There are differnent kinds ranging from the original vstring for about $110 to the stealth vstring for $175. Each one is handmade with a choice of hair colors. Takes about 2 weeks before its delivered via priority mail. I'm still waiting for mine and the wait is driving me crazy!!!!!!!

[malecynthia]

Oh, Mand! You had me laughing my balls off with that one! Seriously, though, I just pop my nuts up out of my scrotum into the abdominal cavity and use a tight thong to hold my shaft tucked back between my legs. Never had any problems bending or sitting - so far. I've never been able to get an erection strong enough to break free from this situation either.
Cynthia

[Dominique Melt]

Malecynthia,

How are you able to ascend your testes? I always thought that was a function of below-normal temperature, or when you come out of the shower.

[sunita_rao]

tucking works for me, as long as i don't have to do a somersault.

sunita

[Jiera]

Mand, your story made me cringe.

I tuck between my legs, and have never really had any problems. Well, I do "fall out" if I'm wearing panties that don't have a lot between the legs. There are some hip huggers from Victoria's Secret that do the trick for me.

I'm pretty sure I'll never try duct tape. Doesn't sound comfortable at all.

Ji

[mand]

I'm affraid I've never tried tucking, some how I've never fancied it altough many girls swear by it for giving the best results.
To be honest I don't think I'll ever get over the girdle experence, it was just trying to keep the correct posture and calmness in front of so many people whilst my poor old nut was being strangled.

love mand xxx

[Wendy me]

Aside from uncomfortable tape there is an alternative to give you that truly femine look you are looking for. Purchase a gaff or better yet a V-string Vagina from THEFANTASYGIRL.COM. Check it out! There are differnent kinds ranging from the original vstring for about $110 to the stealth vstring for $175. Each one is handmade with a choice of hair colors. Takes about 2 weeks before its delivered via priority mail. I'm still waiting for mine and the wait is driving me crazy!!!!!!!


the gaff made for us cross dressers by some one that hates us ................
ever wear that for like all day???????????

well girlfreind that the way to feel all kinds of pretty ........well not to me any way to user freindly.......................

[malecynthia]

Malecynthia,

How are you able to ascend your testes? I always thought that was a function of below-normal temperature, or when you come out of the shower.
Hi Dominique,
My left testicle ascends of its own free will sometimes, and the other needs little persuasion! Granted, it is usually easier when I am cold. I have found a small men's g-string with the back strap shortened to almost nothing to be the most efficient way of keeping me tucked. With the pouch as far up at the front as possible, after getting my testicles out of the way, I put the top of the pouch below my balls and then pull it back between my legs, enclosing my shaft and empty scrotum. When everything is nice and tight, the g-string pouch is hardly visible and I have got used to wearing it without any discomfort at all.
Having seen the prices of gaffs, I feel my way is much better and certainly gives a smooth appearance under tight, side-zipped trousers. The only possible drawback is that I have to find a thong whose waistband coincides with that of my g-string.
Hope this helps. It may not work for everybody but it certainly does for me.
Cynthia.

[donnie123abc1]

Never worn a gaff before, just used surgical tape (clear 3M) with a little practice you can get the perfect look that you want. I'm purchased the v-string vagina gaff because frankly the tape (OUCH!!!) hurts to come off. And the design is preety good. I'll let everybody know how it works as soon as it arrives. Hurry up, DAMMIT!!!

[robyn]

Just push it back and under. A pair of panties will hold it in place until you put on panty hose. If you don't want panty hose use a maxi pad then your panties. It's comfortable and leaves a smooth line.

Robyn

[celeste26]

I tried the V string and it was almost as painful as duct tape. I spent nearly $200 and I felt that I wasted the money to bad its not refundable. The string is what killed me. Yes I could pee with it on but so what, the pain from the string just overwhelmed any pleasure I might have had. I dont recommend it to anyone.

[Deborah757]

the pain from the string just overwhelmed any pleasure I might have had. I dont recommend it to anyone.

I second that. The string will leave you raw.

[ladyfydiana]

How do I get a flat front so when in public there is no little bulge to be seen.
Well it's really primitive, I use a really good panty girrdle and squash the whole lot flat.

Mind you, be very carefull when bending down and back up.
I was in a supermarket at the checkout, fully dressed trying to be the perfect lady, I droped a coin on the floor and bent down to pick it up, fine no problem. Untill when I got up one of my nuts got trapped between the elastic and the top of the thigh.
Oh my god, I had to pay the girl, pick up the bags and walk out like everything in the world was fine, when all I wanted to was scream.
I finally managed to get out of public veiw, hand up skirt and pull the elastic away and let my poor old nut free. By this time I had tears running down my cheeks, eyeliner and mascara every where, I had to drive straight home.

I can see the funny side of it now but at the time the pain was too much.

love mand xxxThose things allways get in the way dont they,now if we were girls that wouldnt happen.

Hey why dont you do what baseball players do."Adjust" them in front of thousands of fans. :rolleyes:

[MistyCD]

Have you tried scissors or a sharp knife? This should work.

so will a pair of hedge trimmers !!!! LOL

[sportschick]

I missed this one, but if there was a "great moments in crossdressing" book, this would be one of the highlights!

[Natalie x]

Just push it back and under. A pair of panties will hold it in place until you put on panty hose. If you don't want panty hose use a maxi pad then your panties. It's comfortable and leaves a smooth line.

Robyn
That's how I do it, too. But make sure you lower yourself slowly when sitting down, or you may acquire that female voice unexpectedly.

[Brenda M]

I don't know what cheap kind of duct tape they have in the south, but up north we don't call it 100 MPH tape for nothing.

You wear duct tape for an evening and you may lose much more than you want. IT IS capable of removing skin. You could always wait until it fell off by itself (not the tape, it lasts forever).

Brenda

[Joanne08]

Oh Mand...I just read your post and I was laughing so hard I almost slipped a nut out of my panties myself. Gawd, I know the pain! It's never happened to me in a grocery store checkout line though.


Love, Jo