dumbest thing ever done while dressed

[JC]

talk about a blonde moment ... i wore a bra under a very thin shirt. then mowed for an hour in teh middle of a very sunny day.

guess who now has a sunburn on the chest and shoulders that gives the perfect outline of a bra?

yes, it was i

jc

what have you done that was not too bright?

[Kristen Marie]

How about getting a few too many eyebrows zapped while at the electrolysist's office? My eyebrows look great, but I think they are a bit too thin right now.

[Lori SC]

I went running with a bra on under my shirt... It wasn't noticable starting out, I checked. But what I didn't consider was the.......















Yeah......














Perspiration....

The wet-T look showed the bra quite visibly. :bonk: I didn't really notice till I was home drenched in sweat.

Hugs, Lori

[SandyR]

The very first time I went out on public was a nice Hotel in Toas NM. After spending 3 hours getting ready, out I went. Made it to the car, just keep telling myself walk "Slowwww,,,take your time....". Drove to a local gas station, filled up, went really well. So, off to the plaza I headed, just wanted to get a cup of coffee, sip it for a while and call it a day. Sitting there, legs crossed reading a paper, the only person in there "must add pretty sure the clerk made me, but did not care".

Anyway make a long story short another lady came in sat across from me, we made eye contact went well. Then the stare,,,,keep thinking, "ok sandy, got nails, shaved, covered up, then it hit me like a brick" "I had my mens watch on" Geeze, well tried to cover my arm, but tucked my heels in and headed out.

Lifes good in heels!

SandyR

[teresa jeen]

im sorry i cant do dumb. i cant go out like yall cause of a motorcycle acc. yrs. ago i am like hank jr i prefer to keep my scars to my self. so make up is outta the question. but i feel from the neck down, im a woman. my brain is also!!! but... i have gone out and forgot that i had nail polish on. the young man at taco bell just made a face then give me my lunch.

[KandisTX]

Okay gurls.. Just remember YOU ASKED FOR THIS ONE

It was 11 years ago or so and I had just met GlitterGG and she knew all about me. Her boyfriend (our daughters father) DID NOT KNOW about Kandis, and so he would come over to my apartment and see if I wanted to go play football or hang out or whatever.

Well, the night before (Friday), I had some Kandis time so I had gotten all dressed up in a gorgeous red dress with black hose and heels, done my make up and enjoyed myself just lounging around the apartment as I lived alone at the time.

Fast forward to the next morning and I decide I'm going to paint my toenails. Well, I am sitting in the living room, in my nightgown, (make up is still on), painting my toenails. There's a knock on the door. Up I jump and run into the bedroom calling out "JUST A MINUTE" as I strip off my nightgown, and bra, throw on a pair of jeans, socks (totally destroying my pedicure), and a shirt. I walk over and open the door it's GlitterGG's boyfriend at the time, and guess what.. I STILL HAD MY MAKE UP ON!!!!!!!!!!

He didn't say a word, no change of expression, nothing.. a day later I get a call from GlitterGG saying "CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU GET THIS MESSAGE". OH MY GOD!!!!!!!.. Well, I had no choice, I had to come out to him, and the rest of our friends at the time since he had talked, and I had to assure them I was not Gay (not that it would have mattered, but still had to reassure them since some of our gay friends may not have appreciated my rejecting their advances had I not said anything). Fortunately, this situation turned our alright, but it could have been a lot worse.

Kandis:love:

[surfergirl88]

For me its something that I do right now when nobody is home at my house and all of my neighbors are working I will go outside and sit on my front deck. People who I don't know always walk by and they see me and there reactions are either they will ignore me and look straight ahead, or say hello and ask how I'm doing.

[Roxi Loh]

Went to the pharmacist with my nails not removed very well. When I got in the car I put my glasses on and could not believe how much polish was still on. Not super revealing but....

[Darla in Pa.]

I was mowing grass and it started to rain so I was off the tractor and in the garage. pulled off my wet shirt sat down and there was my 19 year old son. Dad why are you wearing a Bra. I said for support which I need but not a good thing but he was cool about it. *S* Darla

[Kate Simmons]

Nothing I would ever admit on here for sure.:p

[MsPriscilla]

Sat drinking wine with a friend and without thinking, slipped off my shoes to display my red painted toenails. He noticed before me, and commented. Just laughed it off, and hope that he is too good a friend to mention it. Should give up drinking red wine, or painting my toes, but won't.

[Angie G]

Just did it I think went out the side door to see something well standing and looking seen someone riding a bike looking my way :hugs:
Angie

[Joy Carter]

I just exited a stall in a GG's rest room and was checking my hair. When a GG told me my skirt had gotten tucked into my under ware, on my back side, where I couldn't see it. I was embarrassed (more ways than one) as the GG pulled it out for me. I told her that same thing happened to my mom at church once. But she got half way to her seat before someone told her. She (the GG) said it must be hereditary. LoL

[JamesAlan]

I have to tell a story on my girlfriend now...She's still not comfortable going out en femme unless we are at a friend's house. She loves having her nails painted. This was the first weekend I had painted her nails. She wanted something from subway and went in with her rings, bracelet, and nails painted (we had been going through my jewelry before we left). I was outside having a smoke when she came out, gave me a jokingly mad look and said, "Of all times for you to NOT come in with me." I got in the car and she told me that the girl behind the counter had be looking at her hands the whole time. Then when she was paying for her dinner, commented on her rings. Since then, she'll go out in her normal ambiguous pants and t-shirts with her hair, nails, and make-up done with jewelry and a purse. I'm just waiting for her to go out en femme, she's going to love it.

[Lanore]

I change tops at a red light and didn't have a bra on. The truck next to me was higher than mine and had a bunch of construction workers in it. Well, so much for cheap thrills.

Lanore

[elisa day]

My parents were out for visiting some relatives, just for one day.I decided to live as a full-time cd for a day. I did make-up, dressed, slept in nighties, no surprise 'til morning..Bad thing is i was using mascara for the first time, and after cleaning make up in the morning, it's darkening effect was gone, but definition effect was still there!! Clearly remember i was panicked and tried everything to get rid of it, but my eyelashes were still curly when they arrived..As a last chance i kept some distance for a day or two, but it wasn't so comfortable..:rolleyes:

[Cristi]

I just exited a stall in a GG's rest room and was checking my hair. When a GG told me my skirt had gotten tucked into my under ware, on my back side, where I couldn't see it.

This happened to me, even though I am VERY careful when leaving the stall of a restroom to avoid the situation.

The skirt I had on was a very thin and light material, so it was hard to feel if it was 'in place' or not.

I was in the women's room at Kohls and took extra care when leaving the restroom. After pulling my PH back up and smoothing my skirt, I ran my hands around the back to make sure everything was OK, but I guess I didn't check carefully enough.

So after leaving the restroom, I walked all the way across the crowded store to the lingere dept. to browse for some panties. I was startled when a woman on the other side of one of the display racks leaned in close and said "Pardon me, I don't want to embarrase you or anything, but... your skirt is tucked up on something".

I quickly headed for a secluded space between some racks and straightened things out. It took me several seconds to even FEEL what the problem was, since it was right in the middle of my back, were it was more difficult to reach. I finally got things repaired and checked myself in a nearby mirror. Then I started thinking about the DOZENS of people I had walked past to get to where I was from the ladie's room, and wondered how many had noticed but not said anything :(

Out of curiosity, when I got home I tried to replicate things to see just how bad it had been by looking in a mirror. The skirt was short enough that no matter how I did it, if it was tucked up AT ALL it left everybody behind me with a full view of my panties (at least they were pretty ones that day, a nice flower print and lace).

Maybe the entire thing was karma. Years ago, I saw a woman walking up Main Street with a similar problem. The street was crowded and by the time I saw her she had walked past hundreds of people and crossed the street in front of traffic, but nobody had said anything to her. In the time it took me to wonder which would be worse for her, having a guy point out her problem or completing her walk as she was, she was well past me. In the end, the reason I didn't tell her was that she was just stepping into the parking garage anyway.

I can't imagine how embarrased she must have been to finally realize, when she got home, what had happened and how many people must have seen her. :(

Ever since that day, I have become VERY careful when leaving the restroom. I check, check again, then once more before leaving the restroom to go back into public!!

[teresa jeen]

ive been enfemm on many a late night,at home, went to sleep without removing my polish,well we all know what happened then, got outed at micky dees she said you have lovely nails. i told her thanks maybe we can get togther and do ours togther,(hers were a mess) she said ok and winked, i told her you just made my day thanks.

[Tina Dixon]

Standing out side by the garage door :heehee:

[Samantha B L]

My choice of Drab is actually semi-CD and I bought a puffy sleeved shirt with a couple of spangle-ish kinda little ties at a Thrift Shop. Later that day I put it on and to tell you the truth it was probably a woman's blouse! I had been shopping for men's clothes but I thought to myself that for $3 it wasn't a bad buy and since I was coming to grips with being a crossdresser at that time, why put it in the trash? Then a weird thing happened. I fell asleep for about an hour. I suddenly remembered I had to be at my Mom's place to meet up with family members so we could all go out to eat. I forgot to change shirts. I had on a coat all day because it was November and the weather was turning cold so that way not many people noticed the shirt/blouse. But I left my efficiancy apt. and it just plain slipped my mind that I was wearing a very Mary and Rhoda blouse under my winter coat. I was frying in the gas heat at Mom's place so I took off my coat and Mom finally noticed it after a couple of minutes and said "you dumbhead" and "what are you up to anyway" and that kinda stuff. My sister and brother were scandalized but kept quiet. I was about 26-27 when this happened but I do think that if I sat down with my sister and came out she just might be cool about it. My brother on the other hand would chase me around the room and call me a "queer". So after 5 or 6 minutes went by I coughed up a feeble story all about how I was gonna have this shirt/blouse resewn into a "shirt that looks like one that I saw a guy wearing on cable TV". Of course,I was careful to explain that the resewing hadn't been done yet,but maybe Mom(?) or Sis(?) could do the resewing and save me a little money? Well,they all beleived my story! And I was spared! I got to keep the shirt and wear it to a resturaunt(with the sleeves rolled up to de-empthasize the puffyness)and I got the shirt resewn in a few days,but honestly,I'm a crossdresser and have been since I was 11 or 12 and if thething hadn't been resewn it really would've made no difference. But how could I have been such a goof as to not change shirts before getting together with all of them for dinner.

[Colleentg]

I have a few...
Once, I had painted my long natural nails with different pastel colors, not real bright colors, but each one different. I hadn't expected the landlady to stop by and ask for help with a kitchen light fixture that needed replacing. Without thinking, I grabbed my toolbox and walked in behind her. She set up a stepladder and I climbed up. After several minutes of her watching me, the realization hit me. Even though I was several shades of red, she said nothing, but I didn't feel like discussing it with her either!

I went to work one day w/o cleaning my face of foundation and the thin eyeliner. One female coworker noticed right away and made an embarrassing comment. I ran to the restroom faster than someone with diarrhea, to wash it off!

I bought a new pair of womens jeans to wear at work, in a dept store. I was at work for about 20 mins and a male coworker asked what the many '12's meant on the (size) tape stuck to the back of my leg. I couldn't answer in truth while quickly reaching back to peel it off. But I did say they were new.

[Melissa73]

Ok, i have told this story before...But my most embarrassing moment happened just eight months ago.

to set up: I was living/working at a local motel. My room was on the third floor, and on this particular night, we had a very bad ice storm. So bad that it had knocked out power to half the town for days and days. anyways our power was out and i was in my room dressed in my white top, blue demin skirt, some panties ande a pink bra. I thus figured i would be daring and step into the hall, since noone would see me anyways (in the dark). But as i opened my door, my cat ran out. So i had to go catch her.....but in my attempt to catch her, i forgot my keys and the fdoor slammed shut.

So here i was, in the hallway of the motel w/ a cat, dressed in a skirt and top. what to do? AAafterall, i couldnt just go to the front desk like this

i then realized we had a master key in the maintence room,. andit was usually unlocked. But to my dismise, the key was not there. But my quick thinking , i grabbed a bed spread, took off my top and bra and wrapped the spread around me (to hide my skirt). Then, confident i was safe, i went to teh desk adn asked for another key. And with that, i was able to get back in.

But for a brief minute, all i could think was, i was finally reveal my secret.

[patti.jean]

I recently purchase a new car and am not familiar with all the controls yet. So… Saturday my SO and I dressed to go to a club where sneaking out of my apartment building taking the back entrance to avoid my apartment neighbors. When we got outside the building it was dark and I thought I was pushing the button to unlock the car when I pushed the panic button. With lights flashing and the horn sounding I made it to the car in my heels to turn off the alarm. We got in the car and dome light would not go out until I found the switch. I did not notice anyone watching us but we had a good laugh over it.

[angelfire]

I purposely have avoided anything that could be risky in the past, so I can only think of one thing. Around halloween I was practicing with eyeshadow for my costume, and when I went to wash it off, it wouldn't all come off easily. Nobody noticed it, but I was still very worried.

[Rachel Morley]

I guess the only thing that I've done that was somewhat embarrassing was a result of spending time at home one Sunday night dressed en femme all evening. I had been drinking too much wine and when it was time to go to bed I was so tired I just took off all my clothes, removed my wig, and crashed into bed. I did nothing else.

I got up in the morning went straight into the shower, shaved in the shower, got dressed, did everything I normally do ...... but without ever looking in a mirror. When I got to work, I went straight into my female boss's office. The first thing she said to me was not "good morning" but "I like your pearl earrings" :eek: :o :o I had left in some large pearl studs! I went all red in the face and said "err ... yeah, you know how I told you my wife and I like to enjoy life? ... well we have all sorts of fun!!" :D The rest of the day every time she looked at me she has big grin on her face.

[Imogen_Mann]

On yahoo messenger, clicked send my webcam.... not a clever moment as I was not talking to anyone Jayme friendly at the time... I had to duck and turn it off real fast.

I turn it to the wall now, when it's not in use.

[Angela Burke]

Locked myself out and had to climb the drainpipe to my 3rd floor flat in
a leather miniskirt and fishnets, much to the delight of the neighbors!