It's Too Quiet in Here!

[CaptLex]

I know I'm not the only one that's noticed there hasn't been much activity on this part of the site, so I'm thinking . . . yes, I do that sometimes . . . it just might be time for a PARTY! :Party:

Anybody up to it? I've got the rum, of course. Maybe we can get Kieron to part with his tequila and Bi to bring those yummy brownies. Who's got the music?

The hot tub is fired up and ready. Any lovely ladies want to join us? :Party2:

[Adam]

*comes in and sits down*

[mylitta]

I'm always ready for a party: what would you like me to bring?

[KarenSusan]

Did someone say RUM?

[ZenFrost]

Music? I'll be DJ again! :rave:

[CaptLex]

I'm always ready for a party: what would you like me to bring?

Besides yourself, Mylitta? Well, the boys are always hungry, so sandwiches or cookies would be great. :happy:


Did someone say RUM?
All the rum you can handle, Karen . . .

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[Sandra]

:cheers: Well about time :) although I've had a head start been on the wine already :whistling: and where's the brownies? I'm starving

[CaptLex]

Music? I'll be DJ again! :rave:

Yay, Zen . . . you got any sea shanties? :heehee:

[Adam]

ok all been out got us all salads :heehee::D ok doc put me on a diet but its all good hehe

[CaptLex]

ok all been out got us all salads :heehee::D ok doc put me on a diet but its all good hehe
Hey, salads are good - the ladies like to watch their figures. Now how about asking some of our guests to dance. That's usually Kieron's job, but he's not around (no doubt stashing his tequila somewhere).

Here's some more grub, help yourselves folks . . .

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[caderemington]

I've got the vodka!!!! But sadly, nothing to mix with it....

[Holly]

Hey guys, I'm up for a bit of a party... Chocolate Chip cookies on the way! Uh, what are we celebrating??

[ZenFrost]

Yay, Zen . . . you got any sea shanties? :heehee:

Oh, I've got everything Captain. :D

Alright, I'm taking song requests, what do you people want to hear?

[Kate Simmons]

Rum anyone, oopsey--pardon my Katana.:heehee:

[Toyah]

Hey Captn can us less interesting participate ???
I like Rum and know some good party games

[Holly]

Has anyone seen the brown sugar?

[Tobie]

I don't have mix for vodka, but I do have pina colada mix for the rum! :D

[Tamara Croft]

Hey Captn can us less interesting participate ???
I like Rum and know some good party gamesI thought that said 'panty games'.... :heehee: we know some of those don't we Toyah :lol:

[Toyah]

I thought that said 'panty games'.... :heehee: we know some of those don't we Toyah :lol:


I dunno you not chatting :p
Ohhhhh but hell yes

[Holly]

Cookies are done... who wants some? They're still warm.

[Tamara Croft]

Well... I got nowt to say Toyah... :strugglin

[Daintre]

OK I got the Tomato Juice, Clamato Juice and the Orange Juice.....Lets party on the Ship.

[CaptLex]

Hey Captn can us less interesting participate ???
I like Rum and know some good party games

Less interesting than what . . .? Yeah, join the party - everyone's invited. So what kind of party games are we playing? Strip poker? Spin the bottle? Hide the captain's cutlass? :heehee:

Holly, I'll take one of those cookies - got any chocolate chip? :D

[Deborah Jane]

Heyy!:drink: A party !! What party game are we starting with?:drink::drink:

[Tamara Croft]

Toyah and I are going shopping.... we think ann summers has just what we want ;)

http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=3&pid=2828

What do you think???

OOoh... and I might just have to buy this :D

http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=13&pid=4191

[CaptLex]

Toyah and I are going shopping.... we think ann summers has just what we want ;)
Well, I didn't think this was a lingerie party, but you ladies can wear whatever you want. :D

Who wants a refill? :drink:

[Tamara Croft]

Well, we gotta liven the place up ;) sexy lingerie is a must :tongueout I found something else... must go find the link... I will be back...

<edit> OK, I'm back... yes I was quick... what do you think to this... just need some pompoms :heehee:

http://www.lasenza.co.uk/level3type.asp?style=6357&s=3&page=28&showtype=true&se=Cheerleader&type=9

[Holly]

Holly, I'll take one of those cookies - got any chocolate chip? :DDouble Chocolate Chip for you, captain. The Pizza rolls will be ready in about 10 minutes.

[Kate Simmons]

Well, I didn't think this was a lingerie party, but you ladies can wear whatever you want. :D

Who wants a refill? :drink:
Yeah, Cap'n, they will look cuter walking the plank that way.:p

[Kieron Andrew]

heyyyy someone started a party when my back is turned!!!, i have cookies, and cake and tequila....

Tamara!!! you are a bad girl! me like hehee!

[Tamara Croft]

I'm not bad... just naughty :heehee: but Toyah made me do it :eek:

[Kieron Andrew]

I'm not bad... just naughty :heehee: but Toyah made me do it :eek:
well lets hope she makes you do it more :heehee: *the devil made me say it*.....ok wheres a glass around this joint everything has moved since the refurb.....i need a drink lol

[Holly]

Pizza rolls are ready. Careful... they're hot (like me:heehee:).

[KarenSusan]

Who wants a refill? :drink:

I'll take a refill, Cap'n.

[Daintre]

Well looks like Old Gran Jen will sit in the rocker and chaperone this shin dig :nono:

[Tamara Croft]

well lets hope she makes you do it more :heehee: *the devil made me say it*.....ok wheres a glass around this joint everything has moved since the refurb.....i need a drink lolNow look what you made me do... I can't decide... angel or devil... :devil: I think I'm quite possibly naughty.. but nice too :D

And Jenni... have a :ms: :D

[Kieron Andrew]

And Jenni... have a :ms: :Doooh can i have a milkshake too please mommy :D

[Tamara Croft]

oooh can i have a milkshake too please mommy :Dmommy?? wassup with that?? MOMMY!!!! I'll give you mommy.... :bitchslap: how u like that huh daddy!!!! :tongueout

[Kieron Andrew]

:bitchslap: how u like that huh daddy!!!! :tongueoutoooh i got a tamara slap YAY!! *bends over like a good boy*

[Tamara Croft]

oooh i got a tamara slap YAY!! *bends over like a good boy*And there was me thinking this forum had a good reputation for being clean... there goes that... /me gets out the whip to spank Kieron :dom:

:lol:

[CaptLex]

Well looks like Old Gran Jen will sit in the rocker and chaperone this shin dig :nono:

There are no rockers on a pirate ship, Jenni. Well, we had one in the captain's quarters but it was used for firewood to heat up the hot tub. :p C'mon, Jenni, have a little rum and show us some dance moves. :banana:

The cookies and pizza rolls were great, Holly! Now, where's that cake, Kieron? :yahoo:

[CaptLex]

And there was me thinking this forum had a good reputation for being clean... there goes that... /me gets out the whip to spank Kieron :dom:

:lol:

You two need to get a room . . . or a longboat or something. :tongueout

[Kieron Andrew]

And there was me thinking this forum had a good reputation for being clean... there goes that... /me gets out the whip to spank Kieron :dom:

:lol:
*Kieron sings* gutterball...came bouncing back for more!

[Tamara Croft]

You two need to get a room . . . or a longboat or something. :tongueout:shocked: I'm quite comfy in here tyvm... besides... rooms are boring... :tongueout

(senses deja vu from another thread... thinks lex should get a room :p)

[Kieron Andrew]

You two need to get a room . . . or a longboat or something. :tongueoutoooh a longboat, you paying???...anyway this party has gone awful quiet since i came home whats up with that

[Tamara Croft]

oooh a longboat, you paying???...anyway this party has gone awful quiet since i came home whats up with thatThey too busy drooling over the pictures I posted... and prolly watching me spanking you :eek:

[Kieron Andrew]

They too busy drooling over the pictures I posted... and prolly watching me spanking you :eek:dirty so-in-so's lol

[Tamara Croft]

dirty so-in-so's lolOooohh gosh... stop replying to me... we'll get shot.... ya know... take it to PM... stop chatting :blah: :blah: :blah:

:hiding:

:lol:

More tea vicar?? :heehee:

[Daintre]

Does that mean I am off my rocker?....Oh Hell, a nice cold tall screwdriver for me and...yep I think I can still bust a move...err shake it like a ...hmm...dance ya know.... :blushing:

[CaptLex]

... thinks lex should get a room :p
As long as it's not a padded room . . . :tongueout Besides I don't need a room, the captain's quarters is the biggest room on the ship - it has to be to accommodate all the cabin boys that, um . . . you know, cater to the captain. ;)


this party has gone awful quiet since i came home whats up with that
They're either all passed out from drinking or enjoying watching you two spank each other . . . told you to get a room. :heehee:

Haha, Jenni, off your rocker - here's your drink :drink:. Somebody clear the dance floor for Jenni. :twirl:

[Holly]

Hot tub is almost up to temperature... who's in?:D

[Tobie]

Me me, I'll hop in! Much safer place for me to hide, cause I'm crying as I try not to laugh.. this party sounds like my homelife!

[CaptLex]

Me me, I'll hop in! Much safer place for me to hide, cause I'm crying as I try not to laugh.. this party sounds like my homelife!
Now, now . . . there's no crying on a pirate ship . . . well, not until the rum is gone :cry:

[Tobie]

The rum will be gone quite quickly.. don't mind me if I've had a wee *hiccup* too much........

ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[ZenFrost]

Well since no one requested any songs I'll just have to play heavy metal then. :evil:

(and you were complaining that it was too quiet. :cheeky: try calling this quiet *cranks up the music*)

[TG-Taru]

Heyas, sorry I'm late... Here now, with a bag of lemons - any tequila left?

[John]

http://www.restomenu.ca/restos/carlo/fotos/natsos.gif

WHO WANTS NATCHOS!!!

[Kieron Andrew]

http://www.restomenu.ca/restos/carlo/fotos/natsos.gif

WHO WANTS NATCHOS!!!ooooh Nachos!!!! me me me me!!

[Toyah]

Ok party games last one to throw up gets to buy the round
We are playing broom racing !!!!
Teams of 4
One pint, down in one
When empty run down to the poop deck
Stick your head on one of the thoughtfully provided brooms down there
Spin round the broom with head touching 10 times
Run back to the Bridge
Anyone falling overboard is disqualified !!!!!!!:devil:

[ZenFrost]

Nachos? Oh man, I can't eat those. :sad: Got anything less crunchy?

[mylitta]

How about chocolate cake- soaked in rum, of course?

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[ZenFrost]

Works for me! Mmmmm, chocolate.

[Toyah]

Works for me! Mmmmm, chocolate.
Ohhhhh you will so regret that after the games :heehee:

[DanielMacBride]

LOL i'll take some of that rum soaked chocolate cake.... :D

Daniel

[clinkerfiasco]

Sweet, party on a pirate ship. I even own a parrot. ;)

Have a pic:
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[Toyah]

Sweet, party on a pirate ship. I even own a parrot. ;)

Have a pic:
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OK who whitewashed the parrot !!!!!:eek:

[Adam]

Sweet, party on a pirate ship. I even own a parrot. ;)

Have a pic:
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wow well cool :D a white parrot you dont see them often

[DanielMacBride]

LOL Adam you should come visit me then, we have white parrots EVERYWHERE ;) Oh and pink and grey ones lol, bloody noisy lot they are too!

Daniel

[CaptLex]

Sweet, party on a pirate ship. I even own a parrot. ;)

Have a pic:
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Well, we've been looking for a mascot (besides Zen :heehee:), what's the birdie's name? :happy:

[DanielMacBride]

Sterling idea Cap'n ;)

Daniel (still angling for that promotion LOL)

[CaptLex]

Sterling idea Cap'n ;)

Daniel (still angling for that promotion LOL)

What do you mean, "still angling"? The promotion is yours, I just forgot to make an official announcement:

Now hear this . . . due to his hard work, quick learning and dedication to the crew, Daniel MacBride has been promoted to Quartermaster aboard the GenderQuest (long may she sail). And don't believe any rumors that he got it by kissing up to the captain . . . he earned it, I tell you! :D

Congratulations, matey! :thumbsup:

[DanielMacBride]

:D Thankyou Cap'n! Now where *did* I put that rum??? :drink:

Daniel

[ZenFrost]

Well, we've been looking for a mascot (besides Zen :heehee:), what's the birdie's name? :happy:

Wait... what?

[CaptLex]

Wait... what?

You know we love you cutie . . . I mean, sweetie . . .er, DUDE! . . . :koc:

[ZenFrost]

You know we love you cutie . . . I mean, sweetie . . .er, DUDE! . . . :koc:

Ahhhhh! :hiding:

[clinkerfiasco]

The parrot's name is Jesse.

[mistunderstood]

I can not seam to see your picture of your parrot. What kind is he? I have a blue and gold parrot name Andy.

[clinkerfiasco]

He's an albino Indian Ringneck.

[mistunderstood]

Cool.

[Charleen]

:smashcomp My modem got fried in an electric storm over the weekend. Thought it was the phone line but noooooooo. Got a new 'puter yesterday, finally got it up and running, and I missed the party!:(
Hope the hot tub is O.K., I need a soak.

[Kieron Andrew]

:smashcomp My modem got fried in an electric storm over the weekend. Thought it was the phone line but noooooooo. Got a new 'puter yesterday, finally got it up and running, and I missed the party!:(
Hope the hot tub is O.K., I need a soak.we can always start the party again just for a pretty lady like yourself Lily :heehee:

[Charleen]

we can always start the party again just for a pretty lady like yourself Lily :heehee:

Boy, are you the sweety! Why don't you join me in the hot tub while we wait to see if anyone else shows?:D

[Kieron Andrew]

Boy, are you the sweety! Why don't you join me in the hot tub while we wait to see if anyone else shows?:D:eek:....ok:o

[Charleen]

That a boy! Come on and I'll scrub your back.
Oh, yeah, now that I got a new 'puter, know if anyone needs a boat anchor? That's what the old one is good for!

[CaptLex]

Aha! Someone's been in my hot tub! :eek:

Sure, we can continue the party . . . there's one more reason to celebrate - we now officially have 50 (that's right, 50!) boys on the forum! Yay! :cheers:

[Charleen]

Hi my Captain! Didn't hear you come in, I was toweling off my hair. Did I hear right? 50 guys? We're gonna need a bigger hot tub!
Care for a change from that rum? I have a bottle of bubbly I was saving for you.

[CaptLex]

Hi my Captain! Didn't hear you come in, I was toweling off my hair. Did I hear right? 50 guys? We're gonna need a bigger hot tub!
Care for a change from that rum? I have a bottle of bubbly I was saving for you.

Oooh bubbly - a girl after my own heart! :love: Don't worry about the 50 guys, Lily, the hot tub is by reservation only and your reservation is confirmed. ;)

[Adam]

hot tub i wanna use the hot tub pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :heehee:

[CaptLex]

hot tub i wanna use the hot tub pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :heehee:
Well, as second in command, I suppose your reservation is confirmed too - but bring your own date! :heehee:

Here you go, Adam . . . have some of Lily's champagne :cheers:

[Kieron Andrew]

Well, as second in command, I suppose your reservation is confirmed too - but bring your own date! :heehee:

Here you go, Adam . . . have some of Lily's champagne :cheers:Lily already invited me in as her guest, so i guess i get a daypass too lol

[Charleen]

hot tub i wanna use the hot tub pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :heehee:

I have no problem with that, but it IS the Captain's so...........

[CaptLex]

Lily already invited me in as her guest, so i guess i get a daypass too lol
Oh okay, wouldn't want to disappoint Lily - but don't leave cookie crumbs in here. :p

[Charleen]

Good to see all you guys! The more, the merrier I say! Looks like I have to pop another bottle though.

[CaptLex]

The following charges have been brought up against Tamara GG, and she has been found guilty on all counts:

1. Taking threads off-topic

2. Sabotaging avatars

3. Spanking, whipping, slapping, kicking and generally abusing members

4. Closing threads before more sarcastic responses can be posted to them

5. Stowing away aboard the GenderQuest

6. Attempting to commandeer the Captain's hot tub

7. Attempting to shanghai some of the Captain's crew for her own ship, the Tamara

8. And last, but certainly not least . . . a most heinous and vicious crime that it almost pains me to say it . . . trying to make off with the Captain's secret rum stash :eek:

For these offenses, Tamara has been arrested by Constable Kieron and escorted to the brig.

As is customary aboard the GenderQuest, Tamara can choose several of the Captain's crew to keep her company for the duration of her confinement. Hmmm . . . wait a minute! Maybe that's why everyone is always asking to be sent to the brig. :doh:

[Tamara Croft]

OH MY GOD!!!! so... when's Kieron fetching me then??? ooh can't wait... a night in the brig with all the boys :w00t:

:Party2: bring the rum :heehee:

[Kieron Andrew]

The following charges have been brought up against Tamara GG, and she has been found guilty on all counts:

1. Taking threads off-topic

2. Sabotaging avatars

3. Spanking, whipping, slapping, kicking and generally abusing members

4. Closing threads before more sarcastic responses can be posted to them

5. Stowing away aboard the GenderQuest

6. Attempting to commandeer the Captain's hot tub

7. Attempting to shanghai some of the Captain's crew for her own ship, the Tamara

8. And last, but certainly not least . . . a most heinous and vicious crime that it almost pains me to say it . . . trying to make off with the Captain's secret rum stash :eek:

For these offenses, Tamara has been arrested by Constable Kieron and escorted to the brig.

As is customary aboard the GenderQuest, Tamara can choose several of the Captain's crew to keep her company for the duration of her confinement. Hmmm . . . wait a minute! Maybe that's why everyone is always asking to be sent to the brig. :doh::lol2: totally hillarious Lex, one thing though she always manages to corrupt the boys....

[Kieron Andrew]

OH MY GOD!!!! so... when's Kieron fetching me then??? ooh can't wait... a night in the brig with all the boys :w00t:

:Party2: bring the rum :heehee:im here! but if you're gonna enjoy it perhaps we need a better punishment lol

[Tamara Croft]

im here! but if you're gonna enjoy it perhaps we need a better punishment lolYeah... I'll bring whips n chains :devil: I mean... erm... :bs:

[CaptLex]

:lol2: totally hillarious Lex, one thing though she always manages to corrupt the boys....
Stay strong, Kieron . . . don't give in to her charms and seductive ways. :nowink:

Maybe I should leave her on a deserted island instead . . . except some of the boys might want to stay and keep her company . . . :unsure:

[Tamara Croft]

Oooh yeah... desert island, with all the boys, rum, food and music :D let's go then.... :waiting:

[Toyah]

I nust have done something wrong recently ???? thinks of chains and handcuffs
Ohhhhh go on throw me in the brig with Tamara and Keiron (I know he aint arrested but we can get him ) me wanna party :D

[Tamara Croft]

:OMG:... hell yes... bring Toyah... she has toys... lotsa toys... :heehee:

[Kieron Andrew]

Lex!! this punishment thingie is so wrong lol

[Toyah]

:OMG:... hell yes... bring Toyah... she has toys... lotsa toys... :heehee:

Dont forget the batterys hunny we dont want em running out :hugs::heehee:

[Tamara Croft]

Lex!! this punishment thingie is so wrong lolHe started it... wanting to take me to the brig.. he just wants to spank me, I'm telling you!!!!!


Dont forget the batterys hunny we dont want em running out :hugs::heehee:screw the batteries, we'll pinch the national grid :lol:

[Toyah]

He started it... wanting to take me to the brig.. he just wants to spank me, I'm telling you!!!!!

screw the batteries, we'll pinch the national grid :lol:
Ok so I will bring the jump leads and nipple clamps then :thumbsup:

[Tamara Croft]

Ok so I will bring the jump leads and nipple clamps then :thumbsup:Ooh funny you should say that... I bought some today... jump leads!!!

I think the boys are sitting at their screen, looking in horror lol!!!! 'nipple clamps'.... jump leads...... bwhahahahaha :devil::devil::devil::devil:

[Adam]

wow i leave a thread for 4 hours and come back and miss loads :heehee:

[Kieron Andrew]

Ooh funny you should say that... I bought some today... jump leads!!!

I think the boys are sitting at their screen, looking in horror lol!!!! 'nipple clamps'.... jump leads...... bwhahahahaha :devil::devil::devil::devil::eek::eek::eek::eek:

[Toyah]

I am a good girl I am !!!!!!:drink:

[Kieron Andrew]

I am a good girl I am !!!!!!:drink:B/S!!:tongueout

[Kieron Andrew]

ok who hid my tequila??? me needs a drink!:drink:

[Tamara Croft]

I am a good girl I am !!!!!!:drink:LOL and the pope is Welsh :shocked:


:eek::eek::eek::eek:see... stunned... :tongueout

[privateperks]

ok who hid my tequila??? me needs a drink!:drink:


*shifty eyes looking around* Tequila? What Tequila? Did someone say Tequila?

Drinking out of mysterious brown paper bag.

[Kieron Andrew]

*shifty eyes looking around* Tequila? What Tequila? Did someone say Tequila?

Drinking out of mysterious brown paper bag.oi Mister gimmee back my tequila!!! *stamps feet!!*

[privateperks]

I didn't, I wasn't, I wouldn't !!!

*Taking off at an arthritic and yet fast hobble*

Actually, I only nabbed the tequilla to make some tequilla and lime ice cream. Want a bowl?

[Kieron Andrew]

Actually, I only nabbed the tequilla to make some tequilla and lime ice cream. Want a bowl?ok your forgiven just this once:heehee: make mine a large bowl

[Charleen]

<opens Captain's door, Yawns> Holy Smoke! What a mess! Tequila bottles and bodys all over! I ain't even gonna clean THIS up! <turns around, goes into cabin, SLAMS door>

[DanielMacBride]

*kicks bottles into the lockers under the seats, avoids kicking the bodies cuz they'll thump me*

Better? :D

Daniel