Veronica Fallon
09-22-2007, 11:21 AM
Gave my new neighbors an eyeful this morning!
This week I've been planning my 2nd outing anywhere en-femme. It will be my 2nd time at a Tri-ESS meeting, & my 1st time at some of our local T-clubs. I've tried to prepare as much as possible ahead of time so that tonight will be less stressful & more enjoyable than my 1st time out (a month ago) was.
Well, I awoke this morning to the anxious sounds of dogs eager to go outside. I slipped a burgundy silk robe (partially) over my pink satin chemise, & slid my feet into my fuzzy, fluffy, pink slippers, & out the hidden, side, bedroom door we all went. My wolf/Husky was on his leash & my S/O's chihuahuas were loose, as usual. My hair was still in rollers from last night & covered with a pink scarf, while my toenails & long fingernails were painted a pearly-pink hue. I hadn't been awake for two full minutes yet, & didn't even have my glasses on. :sleep:
So of coarse the lil' tea-cup chihuahua, Bambi, picks today to make her monthly "break for it"! She does her business, then boogies around the corner & is gone in a blink. Now there's a busy-ish road at the end of ours, so I don't dare let her go. I run after her, looking most hideous, dragging my wolf (who is now wildly excited for the unexpected romp), with the other chihuahua nipping & barking at my bright, flopping slippers, while trying to "whisper-yell" at the escapee to hopefully avoid drawing attention from any early-rising neighbors. Bambi has suddenly become selectively-deaf! :mad:
I get a few houses down the street when (through my blurred vision) I make out the shape of a person ahead in a driveway, emerging from behind a parked car & deftly scooping up the rebel mutt. Now I can't very well turn away, so I take a deep breath & (trying to calm my wolf) continue forward, quite unwillingly!! :witsend:
As I get close enough, I see that the neighborly dog-catcher is the Cuban woman who just moved in with her family last week. My free hand is shaking as I reach for the lil' beast. I thank the woman & quickly turn to go (flee!). Just before I do, I see the most incredulous look on her face- horror mixed with wonder, shock, dis-belief, & total, utter amazement! :shocked:
I've never felt so embarrassed!! :redface:
But by the time I'd made it safely back home I was already seeing the great humor in the situation. My S/O was just getting up & burst out laughing as I described the scene to her. As we had coffee later she joked that I should hereby be the "welcoming committee" for all new neighbors from now on! :laughing::roflmao::lol:
Hmmm... :thinking: I don't think so! Maybe when... :flyingpig:
Peace, Luv, & Humorous Humiliation,
Veronica
This week I've been planning my 2nd outing anywhere en-femme. It will be my 2nd time at a Tri-ESS meeting, & my 1st time at some of our local T-clubs. I've tried to prepare as much as possible ahead of time so that tonight will be less stressful & more enjoyable than my 1st time out (a month ago) was.
Well, I awoke this morning to the anxious sounds of dogs eager to go outside. I slipped a burgundy silk robe (partially) over my pink satin chemise, & slid my feet into my fuzzy, fluffy, pink slippers, & out the hidden, side, bedroom door we all went. My wolf/Husky was on his leash & my S/O's chihuahuas were loose, as usual. My hair was still in rollers from last night & covered with a pink scarf, while my toenails & long fingernails were painted a pearly-pink hue. I hadn't been awake for two full minutes yet, & didn't even have my glasses on. :sleep:
So of coarse the lil' tea-cup chihuahua, Bambi, picks today to make her monthly "break for it"! She does her business, then boogies around the corner & is gone in a blink. Now there's a busy-ish road at the end of ours, so I don't dare let her go. I run after her, looking most hideous, dragging my wolf (who is now wildly excited for the unexpected romp), with the other chihuahua nipping & barking at my bright, flopping slippers, while trying to "whisper-yell" at the escapee to hopefully avoid drawing attention from any early-rising neighbors. Bambi has suddenly become selectively-deaf! :mad:
I get a few houses down the street when (through my blurred vision) I make out the shape of a person ahead in a driveway, emerging from behind a parked car & deftly scooping up the rebel mutt. Now I can't very well turn away, so I take a deep breath & (trying to calm my wolf) continue forward, quite unwillingly!! :witsend:
As I get close enough, I see that the neighborly dog-catcher is the Cuban woman who just moved in with her family last week. My free hand is shaking as I reach for the lil' beast. I thank the woman & quickly turn to go (flee!). Just before I do, I see the most incredulous look on her face- horror mixed with wonder, shock, dis-belief, & total, utter amazement! :shocked:
I've never felt so embarrassed!! :redface:
But by the time I'd made it safely back home I was already seeing the great humor in the situation. My S/O was just getting up & burst out laughing as I described the scene to her. As we had coffee later she joked that I should hereby be the "welcoming committee" for all new neighbors from now on! :laughing::roflmao::lol:
Hmmm... :thinking: I don't think so! Maybe when... :flyingpig:
Peace, Luv, & Humorous Humiliation,
Veronica