A Bit o' Fun (hey, it's Friday!) . . .

[Kieron Andrew]

What?! :eek: "Lucy" is genius! :tongueout

yeah what he said!!!!.....and NO IM NOT GAY!!! before someone goes there!

[Syr_SwitchyGQ]

What?! :eek: "Lucy" is genius! :tongueout

*cough* gay *cough* :hiding:

Seriously, Lucy's ok for an episode or two, but getting stuck watching it with an 8-year-old girl for five hours straight is a slice of hell. Trust me on this one. :dry:

[Tobie]

It's been a while since I've been exposed to literature... mmmm.

Y'know, I'm starting to suspect someone's been drugging my grog! I seem to pass out and miss all the fun. Is Sir Trey being let out this morning?

[Anthony Jake]

It's been a while since I've been exposed to literature... mmmm.

Y'know, I'm starting to suspect someone's been drugging my grog! I seem to pass out and miss all the fun. Is Sir Trey being let out this morning?

I wonder if he is Tiergan... i've been awake for 5 hours stuck inside the cabin.. i dont know what happened whilst i was alseep last night!

The others must still be alseep i havent seen nor heard from them.. perhaps if i can just figure a way to unlock the door i can help sir trey out!

[SirTrey]

Better to reign in Hell, then serve in Heav'n."
I almost fell over when I read this....I LOVE Milton's Paradise Lost....and THIS particular quote is one of My top ten favorite quotes of all time! <<couldn't believe it when I saw it...forget the Origami, you can recite Milton to ME if the Captain doesn't like it>>...and....I'm in jail, so I could especially appreciate the beauty of the story, and, I relate to it as I am a bit of a rabble rouser/rebel Myself! :devil:

The others must still be alseep i havent seen nor heard from them.. perhaps if i can just figure a way to unlock the door i can help sir trey out!
Shhhhh!! :) <<I think they are going to LET Me out <even better because it won't get you into any trouble and the last thing I want is to be separated from you and Tiergan again...and I need a drink!!>> :lovestruck:

Is Sir Trey being let out this morning?
Hopefully, yes, Cabin Boy....I have been totally rehabilitated during My captivity...but am awaiting a most eventful and joyous reunion with you <<and Seth, shhhh>> Prison does things to a man, I will need you more than ever as I deal with the traumas that I have experienced in here...Hope your back is better, it will come in handy as I vent My frustration and pain onto YOU...Deprivation and abstinence have been tough, but the thought of a reunion with My dear cabin boy has gotten Me through it....:Pullhair::kissing:

It's been a while since I've been exposed to literature... mmmm.
Forget literature, cabin boy....I will expose you to whatever you need....and THAT will be more than enough for you. I KNOW what you need, and it's not literature!! :itsok::dom:

[CaptLex]

Better to reign in Hell, then serve in Heav'n.
And there it is, the best reason to be a pirate captain. :thumbsup:


don't test me... there's TWELVE BOOKS of that...
But I love when you recite poetry and literature. Why don't we get comfy in my cabin with some rum and cookies (Kieron won't miss 'em) and soft music and candle light, and you can crack those twelve books while I gaze longingly at your secret weapon? :kiss:


Edit: btw... LOL incase anyone else is confused... he likes kissing, I like literature... he's a sexual... I'm a "textual" haha
that's why our banter gets a little strange :D
That's right, baby, give me some "textual healing". ;)

[CaptLex]

Is Sir Trey being let out this morning?
Still waiting for the overnight brig report from Constable Kieron. I know he's incorruptible, so I'll believe what he says and decide accordingly. :bg:

[SirTrey]

That's right, baby, give me some "textual healing".
I'll give you any kind of healing you WANT if you will let Me out of jail....:love:

[ZenFrost]

:lol2: Won't Zen be thrilled to hear that. :heehee:


Oh yes, wont I. :dry:

Y'all are forgetting that I have black belts not only in Origami, but Sashimi and Tongue-Fu as well. On its own, the Origami may seem unthreatening, but when combined with the other two... :devil: Not only do I sit and fold Origami while you must helplessly watch... I recite endless Zen Proverbs and throw raw fish at you until you crack. :devil:

[Tobie]

Oh yes, wont I. :dry:

Y'all are forgetting that I have black belts not only in Origami, but Sashimi and Tongue-Fu as well. On its own, the Origami may seem unthreatening, but when combined with the other two... :devil: Not only do I sit and fold Origami while you must helplessly watch... I recite endless Zen Proverbs and throw raw fish at you until you crack. :devil:

Not raw fish, anything but that!

[Cai]

Oh yes, wont I. :dry:

Y'all are forgetting that I have black belts not only in Origami, but Sashimi and Tongue-Fu as well. On its own, the Origami may seem unthreatening, but when combined with the other two... :devil: Not only do I sit and fold Origami while you must helplessly watch... I recite endless Zen Proverbs and throw raw fish at you until you crack. :devil:

Ooooh you're making me want sushi...

[ZenFrost]

haha lol me too
sounds fun to me, origami, zen proverbs and all-you-can-eat sushi mmmmmm

No not sushi, sashimi. I mean, yeah, I'm great at making sushi, but for punishments I just use the fish and nothing else. No rice, nori, veggies, or wasabi for those in the brig. :raspp:

[Cai]

No not sushi, sashimi. I mean, yeah, I'm great at making sushi, but for punishments I just use the fish and nothing else. No rice, nori, veggies, or wasabi for those in the brig. :raspp:

I love sashimi too...

[CaptLex]

and gaze longingly is all you shall do :tongueout
But what dreams may come, mon ami . . . ;)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Now . . . where is that Kieron with his report from the brig? Don't tell me he's napping again. Kieron never sleeps but he took a nap yesterday. You feeling well, dude? :eek:

[SirTrey]

Now . . . where is that Kieron with his report from the brig?
HELLO!!!! Still in jail here......Am I going to get out?? No booze, no cabin boy....How much more of this can I bear???? <<Sir Trey is gallant, but also quite the drama queen...>> :mad:

[Tamara Croft]

HELLO!!!! Still in jail here......Am I going to get out?? No booze, no cabin boy....How much more of this can I bear???? <<Sir Trey is gallant, but also quite the drama queen...>> :mad:You can stay in there ALL weekend :p and that's for calling yourself a drama queen :eek:

:bitchslap:

:tongueout

*goes off to grab the rum and do her hair*

:heehee:

[SirTrey]

You can stay in there ALL weekend and that's for calling yourself a drama queen

Hey!!! I'm a primarily GAY guy...Why can't I be a drama queen????? LOL

[Tamara Croft]

Hey!!! I'm a primarily GAY guy...Why can't I be a drama queen????? LOLBecause I just said so!!!! and OI... hush... I'm trying to do my hair :p

[Kieron Andrew]

Still waiting for the overnight brig report from Constable Kieron. I know he's incorruptible, so I'll believe what he says and decide accordingly. :bg:

nope dont let him out yet

sorry was napping again, not feeling good

[ZenFrost]

nope dont let him out yet

sorry was napping again, not feeling good

Aw, poor Kieron. Have you come down with man flu?

[Anthony Jake]

nope dont let him out yet

sorry was napping again, not feeling good

well if trey isnt being let out does that mean the captain still has me in his room? or am i free to go and play with the others again now :heehee:

[CaptLex]

well if trey isnt being let out does that mean the captain still has me in his room? or am i free to go and play with the others again now :heehee:
You're free . . . just don't let me catch you trying to break Trey out. :heehee:

[Kate Simmons]

Never fear Lads, the Captain just has an image to maintain. He is really a kitty cat (and such a cute one too).;):battingeyelashes::happy:

[Nicki B]

He is really a kitty cat

I thought Tom was a cabin boy - or should that be Roger?


*Cue for a 'seaman Staines' joke..*

[Kieron Andrew]

*Cue for a 'seaman Staines' joke..*
:whistling: :bs:

[SirTrey]

Never fear Lads, the Captain just has an image to maintain. He is really a kitty cat (and such a cute one too).

He IS cute, I agree....But that doesn't stop a guy from being a little irked when he is unjustly imprisoned for an inordinate length of time and deprived of even the BASIC human rights (ie: cabin boys, rum, conjugal visits, porn, the list goes on and on)....<<<dialing "The Innocence Project">>>:onphone:

Personal note to Seth and Tiergan....I have done much reading during My confinement and this quote pierced My weary heart as I thougth of the two of you.....I shall remain strong, fear not!!!:hugs::love:

Alone, alone, all, all alone,
Alone on a wide, wide sea. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge,
The Ancient Mariner (pt. IV) :Pray:

[CaptLex]

*Cue for a 'seaman Staines' joke..*
I have no idea what that means . . . :idontknow:

Sal, you're sweet but don't ruin my reputation - I'm a tough guy! ;)

Trey, I can't let you out till Kieron says you've been behaving. Though I don't know exactly why he says you're not to be let out yet. What's the story, K?

[Kieron Andrew]

Trey, I can't let you out till Kieron says you've been behaving. Though I don't know exactly why he says you're not to be let out yet. What's the story, K?
i wasnt letting him out til the captain says so, i only take orders from you, plus i didnt think an overnight stay in the brig was sufficient enough to fit all the flirting and corrupting of cabin boys he has achieved

[Anthony Jake]

I have no idea what that means . . . :idontknow:

Sal, you're sweet but don't ruin my reputation - I'm a tough guy! ;)

Trey, I can't let you out till Kieron says you've been behaving. Though I don't know exactly why he says you're not to be let out yet. What's the story, K?

Kieron has been unusually quiet lately...

But captain, Trey has been being so good.. can't we at least get him a drink and some food.. ?

[CaptLex]

He got very apologetic (not to mention scared) when threatened with having to endure origami. You think he's not really sorry? You think he'll get right back to corrupting cabin boys? Hmmm :raisedeyebrow:

[SirTrey]

i wasnt letting him out til the captain says so, i take orders from you, plus i didnt think an over night stay in the brig was sufficient enough to fit all the flirt and corrupting of cabin boys he has achieved

Geez....BEAUROCRACY??? I'm going through all of this and it's because no one knows who should be doing what???? I TOLD you this prison system needs reformed....<<<<calling Johnny Cochran>>>>>:onphone:

[Kieron Andrew]

You think he's not really sorry? You think he'll get right back to corrupting cabin boys? Hmmm :raisedeyebrow:

uhh huh....:bs:

[SirTrey]

uhh huh....

I called Johnny Cochran and he said, "If the cabin boy doesn't fit, you must acquit.":tongueout

[DanielMacBride]

:lol2: nice to see everyone is still in fine form!!

Daniel

[Kate Simmons]

Okay hon--er--I mean Captain, I'll get out to brine to rub them down and toughen them up.;):happy:

[Tobie]

Two nights in the brig? I miss my poor Sir Trey. *sniffles*

[Anthony Jake]

Dammit lol, i keep getting these secret admiring things and they are hurting my head!
:eek:
I know who it isnt ... but i dont know who it is...

[Syr_SwitchyGQ]

He IS cute, I agree....But that doesn't stop a guy from being a little irked when he is unjustly imprisoned for an inordinate length of time and deprived of even the BASIC human rights (ie: cabin boys, rum, conjugal visits, porn, the list goes on and on)....<<<dialing "The Innocence Project">>>:onphone:

Personal note to Seth and Tiergan....I have done much reading during My confinement and this quote pierced My weary heart as I thougth of the two of you.....I shall remain strong, fear not!!!:hugs::love:

Alone, alone, all, all alone,
Alone on a wide, wide sea. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge,
The Ancient Mariner (pt. IV) :Pray:


Geez....BEAUROCRACY??? I'm going through all of this and it's because no one knows who should be doing what???? I TOLD you this prison system needs reformed....<<<<calling Johnny Cochran>>>>> :onphone:

Ok guys... can we please let Trey out now... if for no other reason than I really am sick of listening to the this^^^... Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? :Pray:

[CaptLex]

Ok guys... can we please let Trey out now... if for no other reason than I really am sick of listening to the this^^^... Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? :Pray:
I'm disinclined to acquiese to your request . . . :bg:

[Syr_SwitchyGQ]

I'm disinclined to acquiese to your request . . . :bg:

Com'n Lex, if you're gonna bust out the movie lines, at least spell them right. [I]Acquiesce... :doh:

On the other hand, Trey's been awfully quiet there for a day now... what did you do to him? :blink:

[Kieron Andrew]

On the other hand, Trey's been awfully quiet there for a day now... what did you do to him? :blink:
Read the thread in the boys club titled 'Trey has left the building' lol

[Syr_SwitchyGQ]

I know, I know... he just usually seems to find his way to a computer regardless...

[ZenFrost]

I'm disinclined to acquiese to your request . . . :bg:

Oh ha ha.

[Kieron Andrew]

I know, I know... he just usually seems to find his way to a computer regardless...

nah the poor boy is gonna get withdrawals having no access lol

[CaptLex]

Com'n Lex, if you're gonna bust out the movie lines, at least spell them right. [I]Acquiesce... :doh:
I knew that word looked funny. Hey, I'm lucky I got "disinclined" right . . . there's no spell check on the ship. :p


On the other hand, Trey's been awfully quiet there for a day now... what did you do to him? :blink:
Sir Trey went on a hunger strike to protest his treatment in the brig - and then he passed out from hunger. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. :heehee:

[ZenFrost]

I knew that word looked funny. Hey, I'm lucky I got "disinclined" right . . . there's no spell check on the ship. :p


Then get a Mac! :winkp:

[Tobie]

I'm starting to feel rather despondent. *sniffles*

[Cai]

Then get a Mac! :winkp:

Or just get Firefox!

BTW, went comp games shopping with the roomie today - I don't want a mac anymore. You can't get any of the good games for Mac.

[ZenFrost]

Or just get Firefox!

BTW, went comp games shopping with the roomie today - I don't want a mac anymore. You can't get any of the good games for Mac.

Actually, you can run Windows (and Linux) on a Mac quite easily in several different ways so any games or software made for Windows will also run on a Mac.

[CaptLex]

Then get a Mac! :winkp:
But it's a pirate ship - a really old pirate ship. Oh never mind . . . :doh:

Okay, even I can't take the silence anymore - not to mention that lost look on Tiergan's face . . . :sad:

Okay, Kieron, unshackle Trey from the wall and let him out again. He must be weak from that diet of stale hardtack, jerky and barrel water. Put him back in his cabin, give him some rum and let his cabin boy tend to him. Let's hope he learned his lesson. :dry:

[Tobie]

Okay, even I can't take the silence anymore - not to mention that lost look on Tiergan's face . . . :sad:

I have the greatest teachers to learn the look from.

Thank you for your mercy, Captain! I'll make sure to tend him carefully until he's well enough to resume his duties.

[Nicki B]

Okay, Kieron, unshackle Trey from the wall and let him out again.

Kieron's not feeling quite up to scratch, atm... So I went down to the brig with the keys, only to find there was no one in there? Is that why it's been so quiet all weekend? :strugglin

We have an escapee....:om:

[SirTrey]

***WHEW*** SO good to be out of that cell....with food...rum...CABIN BOY....and all the perks that come WITH My cabin boy....:) Oh, BTW, hi Seth....LOL Anyway, back on track here....Good to be out and among My Pirates mates once more...and you KNOW you can expect only the best behavior from Sir Trey......<<<<LOL, yeah right>>>> Missed you all!! Rum all around!! :drink::drink::drink::drink: :hugs::drink::drink::drink::drink:

<<<<Tiergan, I am touched by your forlorn messages while I was in captivity and am VERY eager to pick up where we left off...Missed you!! >>>>>

[Tobie]

Yay, my Sir Trey is back! I don't need to starve myself in protest!

[Tobie]

Can I pretend it's Friday? In my deluded little world?

[SirTrey]

Cabin Boy.....you can pretend anything you want in our deluded little world....Propose any game you like....Sir Trey is out of jail and in the mood to play!!!:devil::love::hugs::kissing:

[Tobie]

A game, hmmm? I always enjoyed playing hide and seek.. though these days, it ends with more hiding. ;)

[SirTrey]

You can NEVER hide from Sir Trey, honey....I will ALWAYS find you.....and you KNOW you want Me to.....<<<<looking through My treasure chest of toys, figuring out which ones to pull out>>>> Bring some rum and report to My cabin, boy!!:D

[Tobie]

Aye aye, Sir!

Now to get my hands on some rum..

[SirTrey]

Bring LOTS,boy!!....It's gonna be a LONG night....(and if you see Seth, tell him he is welcome to pop in at any time)....:) Hey, do you know where the new gag went? I was planning on using that since we seem to be keeping people awake at night with our noise......:love:

[Tobie]

Nope, no idea where the gag is! :whistling:

I've got a jug of rum, now where do you want me?

[SirTrey]

Nope, no idea where the gag is!

Is that the truth, cabin boy, or are you lying to Sir Trey?? :eek:


I've got a jug of rum, now where do you want me?

Same place I ALWAYS want you....right here......:spank:

[CaptLex]

(and if you see Seth, tell him he is welcome to pop in at any time

Ahem! How quickly they forget. :rolleyes: Just know that if you get caught, it'll be a longer sentence for you next time. :devil:

[SirTrey]

Ahem! How quickly they forget. Just know that if you get caught, it'll be a longer sentence for you next time

But, Captain, I am only inviting him for a DRINK....you DO want Me to be social, don't you? You KNOW I've learned My lesson......:D:tongueout

[Tobie]

Now why would you think I have any idea where the gag is?

[SirTrey]

Now why would you think I have any idea where the gag is?
I suspect that you do, but I know I can find out quickly enough....I DO know how to get you to confess, you know...:devil::drink:

[CaptLex]

But, Captain, I am only inviting him for a DRINK....you DO want Me to be social, don't you? You KNOW I've learned My lesson......:D:tongueout
That's very hospitable of you Sir Trey . . . but I think we should keep you on probation for a bit before you're allowed to invite unescorted cabin boys to your cabin. So he (and any other boys besides your own) can join you on deck for that drink. :raisedeyebrow:

[SirTrey]

That's very hospitable of you Sir Trey . . . but I think we should keep you on probation for a bit before you're allowed to invite unescorted cabin boys to your cabin. So he (and any other boys besides your own) can join you on deck for that drink.
Yes, I was only being SOCIABLE....but don't worry, he won't be unescorted....Tiergan will be there....Oh, does probation mean that I can have cabin boys other than Tiergan anywhere other than My cabin? You know,like supply closets? Places like that? Just clarifying....and how long does this probationary period last? You can count on ME to be trustworthy, Captain....Seth is in GOOD hands when he's with ME.....I promise....:devil::tongueout:heehee:

[Anthony Jake]

Bring LOTS,boy!!....It's gonna be a LONG night....(and if you see Seth, tell him he is welcome to pop in at any time)....:) Hey, do you know where the new gag went? I was planning on using that since we seem to be keeping people awake at night with our noise......:love:

:titanic: this little boat is for you Trey, so when the captain finds us together you have something to escape on :heehee: I did bring some more drink for Tiergan tho :drink::drink::drink::drink:

[Tobie]

Hahahaha! Good luck with that, guys. ;) The drinks will only make me stronger, for I am IRISH and have blood made of booze. :D

[SirTrey]

this little boat is for you Trey, so when the captain finds us together you have something to escape on
Awwww....you are SO sweet....and totally worth going out on a limb for.....:love:

The drinks will only make me stronger
Yep, that's it, you just get all liquored up, baby....Trey likes you like that....:love:

[CaptLex]

:titanic: this little boat is for you Trey, so when the captain finds us together you have something to escape on :heehee: I did bring some more drink for Tiergan tho :drink::drink::drink::drink:
Oi! Sailor! What's the meaning of this?! :eek:

Sounds like you've already thoroughly corrupted this one, Trey. :doh: But I'm not giving up on his "rehabilitation" yet . . .

I don't think throwing you in the brig will work, Seth, so I have a more personal punishment in mind. And if that doesn't work, I'll have to drop you off at the first deserted island . . . and keep RJ all to myself. :devil:

[SirTrey]

Sounds like you've already thoroughly corrupted this one, Trey.
I plead innocent on all counts, Captain....I am a reformed man, remember?? <<<Play along, Seth, it will be fine, baby :itsok:>>>


And if that doesn't work, I'll have to drop you off at the first deserted island
But CAPTAIN!! We can always use an extra set of hands...and I can personally vouch for Seth...He has VERY good hands....Skillful and strong....:thumbsup: We can't leave him on an island!! Who would help Tiergan wash My socks???:eek:

[CaptLex]

...and I can personally vouch for Seth...He has VERY good hands....Skillful and strong....:thumbsup:
Oh honey, I know you ain't lying about that (almost as good as yours). . . :drool:

I mean . . . yes, he's a valuable asset to the crew, but he'll have to shape up or he'll be shipped out. :hmph:

[Anthony Jake]

Oi! Sailor! What's the meaning of this?! :eek:

Sounds like you've already thoroughly corrupted this one, Trey. :doh: But I'm not giving up on his "rehabilitation" yet . . .

I don't think throwing you in the brig will work, Seth, so I have a more personal punishment in mind. And if that doesn't work, I'll have to drop you off at the first deserted island . . . and keep RJ all to myself. :devil:




I plead innocent on all counts, Captain....I am a reformed man, remember?? <<<Play along, Seth, it will be fine, baby :itsok:>>>


But CAPTAIN!! We can always use an extra set of hands...and I can personally vouch for Seth...He has VERY good hands....Skillful and strong....:thumbsup: We can't leave him on an island!! Who would help Tiergan wash My socks???:eek:

so what may this punishment be?? ooh and if u drop me off on a desert island will there be coconut trees? and sunshine... :D and will you come back for me on day? maybe Trey will come get me in the boat i gave him?
and yes, i am good with my hands... i could show you if you like.. but then if you throw me on a desert island i cant do that..

[SirTrey]

almost as good as yours
Drink in My cabin, Captain? I AM allowed to invite YOU unescorted, am I not? :love::drink:

but he'll have to shape up or he'll be shipped out.
You KNOW you're not shipping THOSE hands out....come on, Seth is definitely a valuable asset...Can we work something out here, maybe? I mean, you ARE the Captain....and I am a man who is ALWAYS willing to cut a good deal....:coolp::kiss:

[Nicki B]

I DO know how to get you to confess, you know...

But look what state you left the feather duster in, last time? :rolleyes:


I am a man who is ALWAYS willing to cut a good deal....

Noo Yorkers.... :wall:

[CaptLex]

so what may this punishment be??

and yes, i am good with my hands... i could show you if you like.. but then if you throw me on a desert island i cant do that..
The rehabilitative punishment I have in mind involves keeping you locked up in my cabin for a long spell - you can ask Ace about that as he finally finished his term (well, okay . . . he escaped, but he learned to keep his hot lips for the captain's use only). :bg: So I'm actually hoping you'll misbehave because that way no one will benefit from those talented hands except me. :devil:


ooh and if u drop me off on a desert island will there be coconut trees? and sunshine... :D and will you come back for me on day? maybe Trey will come get me in the boat i gave him?
Naughty Trey may be joining you on that island sooner than you think . . . unless he can charm his way out of it (methinks he can). :winkp:


Drink in My cabin, Captain? I AM allowed to invite YOU unescorted, am I not? :love: :drink:
Of course I don't need an escort, but it's against protocol to invite the captain to your cabin - you should wait to be ordered, er, I mean . . . invited to his. :D

[SirTrey]

Noo Yorkers
Nobody cuts a deal better than New Yorkers...and I am betting that the Captain and I can come to an understanding for just that reason....:D

[Tobie]

Seth... sea turtles, mate.

[SirTrey]

Naughty Trey may be joining you on that island sooner than you think . . . unless he can charm his way out of it (methinks he can).
I am thoroughlly SHOCKED that you think I am naughty!! :sad: But I am OH, SO flattered that you think I am charming!! :D

you should wait to be ordered, er, I mean . . . invited to his.
<<<Hands on head dramatically, sighing deeply>>> Yes, but you never invite Me to your cabin, Captain....Is it My breath? :blink:

So I'm actually hoping you'll misbehave because that way no one will benefit from those talented hands except me.
Those hands....I shall miss them <<<not really, Seth, but the drama goes over well with The Captain, so let a tear slide down your cheeks and play along>>> :sad:
Tiergan...I need you to comfort Me....wake up, man....how could you pass out at a time like this??? No more drinks for YOU, boy!!:devil:

[Tobie]

I ain't asleep, I was feeding the sea turtles!

[SirTrey]

I ain't asleep, I was feeding the sea turtles!
Forget the sea turtles, boy....and get back to this cabin....NOW!!!!!! Do I have to take the whip to your back AGAIN?? Hmmmm....I'm thinking the answer to that might be yes......:devil::dom::hugs:

[CaptLex]

<<<Hands on head dramatically, sighing deeply>>> Yes, but you never invite Me to your cabin, Captain....Is it My breath? :blink:
It's the Bud Lite, dude . . . gotta get rid of those first. ;)

[SirTrey]

It's the Bud Lite, dude . . . gotta get rid of those first.
Dude, we are Pirates...out to sea for months on end, rarely seeing fresh water or soap...I doubt My beer of choice is an issue....:) You just don't like Me....<<<sniff, single tear rolls down My poor dejected cheek>>> (sigh):surrender

[CaptLex]

Dude, we are Pirates...out to sea for months on end, rarely seeing fresh water or soap...I doubt My beer of choice is an issue....:) You just don't like Me....<<<sniff, single tear rolls down My poor dejected cheek>>> (sigh):surrender
Lordy, what an actor . . . :heehee: You missed your calling, dude . . . you could be on the great white way. You're soooooo dramatic, even for a poof. :lol2:

But I can't resist a handsome and charming man, even a drama queen . . . so why don't you come on in and join me in the hot tub? You don't have to bring anything (not even your bathing suit), I have a private stash of Bacardi for me and special guests. :D

Tiergan, I think your Sir is gonna be a little busy for a while, so why don't you resume feeding those sea turtles . . . but I don't want to catch you strapping any to your feet. :nono:

[Anthony Jake]

The rehabilitative punishment I have in mind involves keeping you locked up in my cabin for a long spell - you can ask Ace about that as he finally finished his term (well, okay . . . he escaped, but he learned to keep his hot lips for the captain's use only). :bg: So I'm actually hoping you'll misbehave because that way no one will benefit from those talented hands except me. :devil:



me misbehave, as if :heehee:
I am a model cabin boy captain.. i have never strayed to far.. you know its Trey who tries to get me into trouble :D Leads me on with his flirting ways, how can a young boy resist!!??

[Nicki B]

*passes Trey a packet of mints*

[SirTrey]

Lordy, what an actor
<<<Taking a bow>>> Thank you, Captain!! :):Pray:

You're soooooo dramatic, even for a poof.
Who? Moi? :redface:

But I can't resist a handsome and charming man, even a drama queen
You think I'm handsome and charming?? Ooohhh...well, so are YOU, Sir! :yahoo::kissing:

You don't have to bring anything (not even your bathing suit)
Confused.....I never wear clothes to a date....That needs to be specified??? :eek:

Tiergan, I think your Sir is gonna be a little busy for a while
Yeah, baby, I am going to be out for a while (hopefully a long while)...so now would be a good chance for you to pull out the toothbrush and really clean My cabin....and don't miss the corners...I don't want to have to spank you and make you do it again!!:naughty:nono:

[Nicki B]

Who? Moi?

Stop stealing my lines, or they will think you're a drama queen.. :heehee:

[SirTrey]

Stop stealing my lines, or they will think you're a drama queen..
I wasn't trying to steal your line...LOL....I took four years of high school French....and it shows every now and then, comprenez-vous ?

[CaptLex]

me misbehave, as if :heehee:
I am a model cabin boy captain.. i have never strayed to far.. you know its Trey who tries to get me into trouble :D Leads me on with his flirting ways, how can a young boy resist!!??
That's what I'd like to teach you, young padawan - how to resist. :spank: It's for your own good, and it'll hurt me more than it'll hurt you . . . (okay, who am I kidding?). :p

I know Trey is a corrupting influence, but just remember who can put you off this ship at any time and don't let your pretty little head (and talented hands ;)) be swayed by his seductive charm. Resist! :evilbegon

[Nicki B]

Zut alors - comprendez?? :rolleyes:

[Adam]

pouvoir je participe alors lol

[SirTrey]

Zut alors - comprendez??
It's not that I can't SPELL, it's that I can't TYPE....LOL

[SirTrey]

I know Trey is a corrupting influence, but just remember who can put you off this ship at any time and don't let your pretty little head (and talented hands ) be swayed by his seductive charm. Resist!
A corrupting influence???? Resistance is futile, Seth....we both know it....just keep it under wraps, and it will be fine....The Captain won't put you out of the ship...Your hands are your weapon...The Captain cannot resist the lure of a seductive young cabin boy with gifts such as yours....and I am here to save you in a pinch....I promise!!

[CaptLex]

The Captain won't put you out of the ship...Your hands are your weapon...The Captain cannot resist the lure of a seductive young cabin boy with gifts such as yours....
That could be true . . . I may not put him off the ship and risk losing those gifted hands, but I can keep him all to myself. :devil:

Just so you know, Trey (and Seth) . . . the captain can get very possessive about treasure. And "not all treasure is silver and gold, mate". :raspp:

[Anthony Jake]

A corrupting influence???? Resistance is futile, Seth....we both know it....just keep it under wraps, and it will be fine....The Captain won't put you out of the ship...Your hands are your weapon...The Captain cannot resist the lure of a seductive young cabin boy with gifts such as yours....and I am here to save you in a pinch....I promise!!

well if you insist trey :love: :koc:... ah wait No.. i have done it again.. :heehee:

[SirTrey]

well if you insist trey ... ah wait No.. i have done it again..
Such a good boy!:love::hugs::daydreaming:

Just so you know, Trey (and Seth) . . . the captain can get very possessive about treasure. And "not all treasure is silver and gold, mate".
I don't want to steal him, I just want to "borrow" him once in a while....:D

[Anthony Jake]

Such a good boy!:love::hugs::daydreaming:

I don't want to steal him, I just want to "borrow" him once in a while....:D

borrow??? and who may you be borrowing me from? i dont like to be assigned to one person. :heehee:

[Tobie]

Aye aye captain, no strapping to feet, got it!

Sir Trey, I will do my utmost best to clean the cabin.. (after all, it's starting to smell).

Seth, psssst! Wanna help me 'clean'? I'm sure I can go looking for my stash.

[Anthony Jake]

Aye aye captain, no strapping to feet, got it!

Sir Trey, I will do my utmost best to clean the cabin.. (after all, it's starting to smell).

Seth, psssst! Wanna help me 'clean'? I'm sure I can go looking for my stash.

clean.. uhmm, well, not really.. ill watch u do it tho; tell you if you miss any spots. :heehee:

[Tobie]

Not clean-clean... CLEAN-clean. Sheesh!

[SirTrey]

Not clean-clean... CLEAN-clean. Sheesh!
Oh, Tiergan, what exactly do you mean by CLEAN-clean? And what are you and Seth up to while I am spending a quiet evening, (sort of, who'd have thought the Captain would be such a SCREAMER) with Lex?

borrow??? and who may you be borrowing me from? i dont like to be assigned to one person.
Shhhh, go along with the program....It will throw the Captain totally off track....:)

ill watch u do it tho; tell you if you miss any spots.
One thing about YOU, Seth, you never DO miss any spots....:)

[Anthony Jake]

Not clean-clean... CLEAN-clean. Sheesh!

lol.. sorry didnt notice the quotations there.. well, if thats what you want.. while the men are away im sure the boys can play :drink::devil::heehee:

[CaptLex]

borrow??? and who may you be borrowing me from? i dont like to be assigned to one person. :heehee:
I guess you didn't read the fine print as you signed the Articles when you joined the crew . . . no doubt 'cause your head was still throbbing from being knocked out and shanghaied . . . I mean, 'cause you were still excited from volunteering. :p So, I'll just say it this one time for those new guys that missed it before:


ALL CABIN BOYS BELONG TO THE CAPTAIN! :skull:


I am spending a quiet evening, (sort of, who'd have thought the Captain would be such a SCREAMER) with Lex
:lol2: Now you know why the captain's cabin has soundproof walls (well, one reason) . . . :bg:

[Tobie]

One thing about YOU, Seth, you never DO miss any spots....:)

Are you implying I do??


lol.. sorry didnt notice the quotations there.. well, if thats what you want.. while the men are away im sure the boys can play :drink::devil::heehee:

Just a few drinks among friends, yup, just drinks. :drink::drink::drink:

[Tobie]

Humph.. guess I'm having my drinks alone. :drink: Brandy, how I love thee!

[Syr_SwitchyGQ]

Ok... so I just caught up with this thread... glad you guys seem to be in fine form! :D


Oi! Sailor! What's the meaning of this?! :eek:

Sounds like you've already thoroughly corrupted this one, Trey. :doh: But I'm not giving up on his "rehabilitation" yet . . .

I don't think throwing you in the brig will work, Seth, so I have a more personal punishment in mind. And if that doesn't work, I'll have to drop you off at the first deserted island . . . and keep RJ all to myself. :devil:

Hey... since when did I come into this?


That's what I'd like to teach you, young padawan - how to resist. :spank: It's for your own good, and it'll hurt me more than it'll hurt you . . . (okay, who am I kidding?). :p

I know Trey is a corrupting influence, but just remember who can put you off this ship at any time and don't let your pretty little head (and talented hands ;)) be swayed by his seductive charm. Resist! :evilbegon

I can help you teach him to resist, Capt! :heehee:

[SirTrey]

Now you know why the captain's cabin has soundproof walls (well, one reason)
Yep, Sir Trey can make 'em scream alright....Either with passion or total annoyance...but they all scream eventually!! LOL:tongueout


Are you implying I do??
Of course not, cabin boy....You are well skilled and VERY capable....and I am proud to call you MY cabin boy!!:hugs::D


I can help you teach him to resist, Capt!
Resist Sir Trey? Perish the thought!!:eek:

[Nicki B]

It's not that I can't SMELL....LOL

Are you absolutely, absolutely sure? :puke:

[CaptLex]

Hey... since when did I come into this?
Okay, you caught me - it's not that you have anything to do with it really . . . I just want you all to myself (didn't realize I said it out loud). :blush:


I can help you teach him to resist, Capt! :heehee:
I see a promotion in your future, boy! :winkp:

[SirTrey]

Are you absolutely, absolutely sure?
I can SPELL better than you can copy and paste, LOL....Ha ha ha. Hey, you're the one who chooses to live on a ship with Pirates, babe...AND....I wear Pasha de Cartier....I smell QUITE good....24/7....:) Wanna come closer and check it out??? :)

[Nicki B]

:rolleyes: .

[Tobie]

OK, this is just cause I'm crazy(but not stupid)...

SIR TREY IS MADDENING!!

And remember, maddening is an adjective, not a noun. ;) Grammar, not semantics.

*runs away to his brandy*

[Nicki B]

Sir Trey de Maddening? I agree, it has a certain ring to it.... :whistling:

[SirTrey]

OK, this is just cause I'm crazy(but not stupid)...
SIR TREY IS MADDENING!!
And remember, maddening is an adjective, not a noun. Grammar, not semantics.
*runs away to his brandy*
Okay, Cabin Boy....Since you opted to bring this particular thing out into the forum....I think we would ALL like an explaination as to what you meant here.....And I think you should TELL everyone why you said that. I shall be waiting. :)

[CaptLex]

Trouble in paradise? :raisedeyebrow: :heehee:

[SirTrey]

Trouble in paradise?
Only for Tiergan! :)

[Tobie]

If you hadn't been provoking me, it wouldn't have been said. :tongueout

In any case, it was due to me being a bit of a smart-aleck.

It all started when I told Sir Trey that my new toy is pink. After some bickering, I said I wanted to stomp my foot. I called him a meanie, and he said it was for my own good. And if I wanted to stomp my feet and grumble like a child, I would be treated like one. So I called him maddening.

At this point, I'm cheating and inserting some convo:
Tiergan: you're maddening
Sir Trey: Nope
Sir Trey: Just consistent
Tiergan: which is also maddening
Sir Trey: Tsk tsk
Sir Trey: Name calling will only make it worse
Sir Trey: I wouldn't if I were you
Tiergan: maddening is an adjective, not a noun therefor, it's not a name
Sir Trey: Semantics, good tactic, but you knew what I meant
Sir Trey: keep it up
Sir Trey: go ahead
Sir Trey: Done now?
Tiergan: me? done? never
Sir Trey: Okay
Tiergan: though i would like to point out that it's not semantics, it's grammar

*****

No trouble in paradise, just me being a shit-disturber. :D

[Kieron Andrew]

At this point, I'm cheating and inserting some convo:
Tiergan: you're maddening
Sir Trey: Nope
Sir Trey: Just consistent
Tiergan: which is also maddening
Sir Trey: Tsk tsk
Sir Trey: Name calling will only make it worse
Sir Trey: I wouldn't if I were you
Tiergan: maddening is an adjective, not a noun therefor, it's not a name
Sir Trey: Semantics, good tactic, but you knew what I meant
Sir Trey: keep it up
Sir Trey: go ahead
Sir Trey: Done now?
Tiergan: me? done? never
Sir Trey: Okay
Tiergan: though i would like to point out that it's not semantics, it's grammar
lmao he did my trick :heehee: proud of you Tiergan and to Trey :tongueout

[Tobie]

I'm supposed to add that I'm being punished for both having a new pink toy, and I suspect also because I argued between semantics and grammar and dug my grave deeper.

[SirTrey]

I'm supposed to add that I'm being punished for both having a new pink toy, and I suspect also because I argued between semantics and grammar.
Much better, I noticed that you failed to mention THAT little fact in your rather selective post....You know when I talk to you know who tonight, it will only be worse for you now, Tiergan. :) Tsk Tsk. Good that you amused Kieron, but not so good for you later....LOL

[Tobie]

Hey now, you just wanted me to explain(and I did mention the pink toy in my first post!). But I suppose I should be humbler.

[SirTrey]

Hey now, you just wanted me to explain(and I did mention the pink toy in my first post!). But I suppose I should be humbler.
Oh, you will be...:) Not a problem, luv. LOL

[Tobie]

*snickers* Thankfully, a humbler wouldn't work on me. ;)

[Anthony Jake]

:tongueout

[Tobie]

:tongueout
Hey now, don't be sticking that out unless..

[SirTrey]

snickers* Thankfully, a humbler wouldn't work on me.
We'll see if you are still snickering later....LOL 'Nuff said, sweetcakes. :)

[Anthony Jake]

Hey now, don't be sticking that out unless..

Unless what?? You gonna make me use it?

I guess i could considering no one else is demanding my affections...
:heehee:

[Tobie]

No Sir, I do not want a cookie.

[Tobie]

Unless what?? You gonna make me use it?

I guess i could considering no one else is demanding my affections...
:heehee:

Do I really have to MAKE you? Seeing as you did stick it out and offer. ;)

Though Seth, I'll have to wait to take you up on that. Seems I've dug a grave that needs filling tonight, and I always pay my debts.

[SirTrey]

No Sir, I do not want a cookie.
Much better....Then a cookie you shall not have. :)

[Syr_SwitchyGQ]

Unless what?? You gonna make me use it?

I guess i could considering no one else is demanding my affections...
:heehee:

B-b-but... wait! I thought you were coming to my cabin tonight! Or did you miss the memo? (you know, the one in the "empty" rum bottle last night?)


Though Seth, I'll have to wait to take you up on that. Seems I've dug a grave that needs filling tonight, and I always pay my debts.

Seems like you're available tonight then after all... :raisedeyebrow:

[SirTrey]

Seems like you're available tonight then after all
Actually, Tiergan is NOT available tonight...:)

[Tobie]

Actually, Tiergan is NOT available tonight...:)
I believe he was asking about Seth, Sir.

[Anthony Jake]

B-b-but... wait! I thought you were coming to my cabin tonight! Or did you miss the memo? (you know, the one in the "empty" rum bottle last night?)



Seems like you're available tonight then after all... :raisedeyebrow:

:love: finally you ask me.. I knew you couldn't resist me for too much longer. :heehee:

[Syr_SwitchyGQ]

Yep... definitely talking about Seth there... far be it from me to try and steal Tiergan from you, Trey. :happy:

[SirTrey]

Yep... definitely talking about Seth there... far be it from me to try and steal Tiergan from you, Trey.
Especially not tonight...We have **plans** :)

[Syr_SwitchyGQ]

:love: finally you ask me.. I knew you couldn't resist me for too much longer. :heehee:

:heehee: Well then... step into my lair, hon. :devil:

[Anthony Jake]

:heehee: Well then... step into my lair, hon. :devil:

with pleasure...
but on one condition... you dont let anyone else in :D

I have some plans for you :heehee:

[Syr_SwitchyGQ]

with pleasure...
but on one condition... you dont let anyone else in :D

I have some plans for you :heehee:

:raisedeyebrow: Oh really? Well in that case... *leads Seth in by the tie and locks door* :hp:

[Anthony Jake]

:raisedeyebrow: Oh really? Well in that case... *leads Seth in by the tie and locks door* :hp:

Hmm.. im actually quite glad i had my tie on, will come in usefull i think :devil:

[Syr_SwitchyGQ]

Hmm.. im actually quite glad i had my tie on, will come in usefull i think :devil:

:raisedeyebrow: Is that so, hmm?

:lovestruck: I guess you'll have to show me, won't you? :kissing:

[SirTrey]

Is that so, hmm?
I guess you'll have to show me, won't you?
You two had better watch out...The Captain locked Me up for things just like this.....and jail isn't fun! No rum, no cabin boys....Not much of anything....Be careful you two!! <<<Seth, you KNOW what can happen>>> :)

[Syr_SwitchyGQ]

You two had better watch out...The Captain locked Me up for things just like this.....and jail isn't fun! No rum, no cabin boys....Not much of anything....Be careful you two!! <<<Seth, you KNOW what can happen>>> :)

Good point... I'd resist.... but I think I'm a bit *cough*tied up*cough* at the moment... :o

[Anthony Jake]

:raisedeyebrow: Is that so, hmm?

:lovestruck: I guess you'll have to show me, won't you? :kissing:

I will... But you will have to behave for me... :D
Otherwise i may never let you go again. :heehee:

[Kieron Andrew]

You two had better watch out...The Captain locked Me up for things just like this.....and jail isn't fun! No rum, no cabin boys....Not much of anything....Be careful you two!! <<<Seth, you KNOW what can happen>>> :)
i think actually it is only you that the Captain would lock up again lol

[SirTrey]

i think actually it is only you that the Captain would lock up again lol
I may have to file a discrimination suit if that is the case...Why Me? LOL <<<hand on head, Poor Sir Trey, so misunderstood...sigh>>>

[Anthony Jake]

I may have to file a discrimination suit if that is the case...Why Me? LOL <<<hand on head, Poor Sir Trey, so misunderstood...sigh>>>

well us young cabin boys only follow the examples of our elders Trey ... :heehee:

[SirTrey]

well us young cabin boys only follow the examples of our elders Trey
Just what I need, to be accused of corrupting YOU TWO....How did this situation become MY fault?? You know, maybe the Captain is the one to blame here....Maybe HIS example got you two where you are....I'm just an innocent bystander here....I need a drink! LOL:drink::drink::drink:

[Anthony Jake]

Just what I need, to be accused of corrupting YOU TWO....How did this situation become MY fault?? You know, maybe the Captain is the one to blame here....Maybe HIS example got you two where you are....I'm just an innocent bystander here....I need a drink! LOL:drink::drink::drink:

I will plead my innocence in all of this, seeing as i have not been here as long as you guys!
If it wasnt you who corrupted me Trey i can only blame 2 other people !

But seeing as one of them is tied up and unavailable right now... :D

[SirTrey]

If it wasnt you who corrupted me Trey i can only blame 2 other people
Then blame THEM, it wasn't ME!

But seeing as one of them is tied up and unavailable right now...
And not because I tied anyone up....I was off doing something else....:) I was actually trying to HELP you two.....Because I know how the Captain can be (I still have post traumatic stress disorder from My confinement).....I am nothing but a good influence....Make sure you tell the Captain that!! :)

[~Seana~]

I understand Tiergan will be much less of discipline problem and is now the "new and improved" Tierganshaw cabin boy extrordinaire. He's sitting on his certificate as we speak.

Amanda
The happy ****!

[Tobie]

*huffs indignantly* Careful, wench..

[SirTrey]

I understand Tiergan will be much less of discipline problem and is now the "new and improved" Tierganshaw cabin boy extrordinaire. He's sitting on his certificate as we speak.
Very good.....Thank you, Amanda! I look forward to the new, improved, much better behaved cabin boy. :)

*huffs indignantly* Careful, wench..
Something tells Me it is YOU who had better be careful, cabin boy....I would watch that "huffing indignantly" if I were you. :)

[Tobie]

Yes Sir, right away Sir.

I'll wash your socks now, Sir. :D

[SirTrey]

Yes Sir, right away Sir.
I'll wash your socks now, Sir.
Now THAT is a good boy!:love::kissing:

[Tamara Croft]

:raisedeyebrow: Is that so, hmm?

:lovestruck: I guess you'll have to show me, won't you? :kissing:
I will... But you will have to behave for me... :D
Otherwise i may never let you go again. :heehee:
I think... GET A ROOM... comes to mind :heehee:

[Tobie]

Now THAT is a good boy!:love::kissing:

Clean socks for you, Sir! And I rescrubbed the sheets in the cabin.. (they were starting to get smelly)

[SirTrey]

Clean socks for you, Sir! And I rescrubbed the sheets in the cabin.. (they were starting to get smelly)
Oh, boy....I can hardly WAIT to see the responses we get to THAT one, LOL.....:) **Kiss** You really did a GREAT job in the cabin this morning....<<<pats on the head>>>:D:love::daydreaming:

[Tobie]

I'll bite back my squeal of delight and wait for my next duties. :D

[SirTrey]

I'll bite back my squeal of delight and wait for my next duties.
Keep those squeals of delight coming....and join Me for some breakfast....I am thinking rum cakes and rum spiked coffee....then you can swab the deck and show the rest of the crew what a GOOD cabin boy you are! <<<and, oh, you SO are, baby>>>:yahoo::kissing::jumping:

[Tobie]

Do we have any rum balls to go with the cakes and coffee? Mmmmm...

Swabbing the deck works, means I'm on all fours instead of my bum. :D

[SirTrey]

Do we have any rum balls to go with the cakes and coffee? Mmmmm...
I will find you some if that's what you want....when you're like this, I like to spoil you!! :love::love::love:

Swabbing the deck works, means I'm on all fours instead of my bum.
Yeah, I can imagine that is none too pleasant at the moment....but it's good for you....and I will always make sure you get what you need....and I have allies on that front, as you well know...:D:thumbsup:

[Tobie]

I'm rather partial to rum balls, they make me quite happy.

Yes, I know quite well you have allies. Though there may be times that the ally is unavailable.

[SirTrey]

Yes, I know quite well you have allies. Though there may be times that the ally is unavailable.
Which is when I might have to start singing "O Canada" :)

[Tobie]

*grins* I'd be lying if I said that sounds terrible.

Now where's this breakfast you were talking about, Sir? I'm right famished, and with a busy day of swabbing ahead of me, I need sustenance!

[SirTrey]

Now where's this breakfast you were talking about, Sir? I'm right famished, and with a busy day of swabbing ahead of me, I need sustenance!
It's in My cabin...and after a good meal, and a little "morning exercise", I will let you get out there and start that swabbing....:)

[Tobie]

Mmmmm, food.

*traipses off gaily for food*

[SirTrey]

I decided to forget about the cardiologist and see the ship's doctor instead....I was pretty surprised by his prescription...."Less Captain Morgan, more Captain Lex".....Hmmmm....I became a bit suspicious when I noted that he had a rather large bulge sticking out of his pants, but knew that because it was in the BACK, it was not from examining ME....Looks like he recently came into some money....Captain, you don't happen to know anything about this, do you???:tongueout:eek::devil::drink::drink::drink:

[Tobie]

*blinks.... snickers!*

[Nicki B]

I decided to forget about the cardiologist and see the ship's doctor instead....

If that's really true, you'll have me and Kieron back over there, shortly... :gg:

[Kieron Andrew]

If that's really true, you'll have me and Kieron back over there, shortly... :gg:

if its true he'll see how quick i can come back, get out my chair and kick his ass all the way to the cardiologist!

[SirTrey]

If that's really true, you'll have me and Kieron back over there, shortly...
No, no, not true....The appointment is at 3:30....and I am going....still, would LOVE for you and Kieron to come back over....even if it IS to kick My ass all the way to the cardiologist!! :) Small price to pay...:hugs::love:

[CaptLex]

Captain, you don't happen to know anything about this, do you???:tongueout:eek::devil::drink::drink::drink:
Are you saying the ship's doctor has come into some money? No wonder I haven't seen Dr. Abraxhouse around in a while . . . bloody pirate! :eek: *goes off to check his stash*

[Anthony Jake]

Good point... I'd resist.... but I think I'm a bit *cough*tied up*cough* at the moment... :o

Maybe i should untie you now?

:devil:

Or maybe NOT! :D

I was about to leave, but y'know what round 2 seems like a very good idea :heehee:

[Syr_SwitchyGQ]

Maybe i should untie you now?

:devil:

Or maybe NOT! :D

I was about to leave, but y'know what round 2 seems like a very good idea :heehee:

Wait... I'm STILL tied up???? Bloody hell, mate!


I think... GET A ROOM... comes to mind :heehee:

Yeah Seth... let's continue this conversation off the board now (you know, where we won't get in trouble for it! :p)

[Anthony Jake]

Wait... I'm STILL tied up???? Bloody hell, mate!



Yeah Seth... let's continue this conversation off the board now (you know, where we won't get in trouble for it! :p)


well, i suppose i should untie you now..

and continue this some place else... well, that sounds intreguing... especially to one cabin boy who is easily led astray :heehee:

(Trey hunny, dont think i have forgotten you, i just though i would let you and Tiergan have a day together, i know how much he pined for whilst you were away ...and i know we're supposed to be keeping this on the quiet so you don't get locked away again!!)

[CaptLex]

This whole crew has booty on the brain . . . :doh:

Lucky for all of you, the captain is occupied in his cabin showing the new cabin boy the ropes. :winkp: Don't let him catch you! :nono:

[Nicki B]

This whole crew has booty on the brain . . .

Ahem.... Good job somebody has their eye out for other raiders? :rolleyes:

[Kieron Andrew]

This whole crew has booty on the brain . . . :doh:

Ahem! do not! :heehee:

[Adam]

capts busy people are all tied up n chatting

* rolls ALL the rum barrells away*

:heehee::drink:

[Nicki B]

*looks at Kieron*

Good job us lookouts kept one apiece, to sit on... :whistling:

*rests heels*

[CaptLex]

* rolls ALL the rum barrells away*

:heehee::drink:
Wow . . . that is one strong monkey! :eek:

[Syr_SwitchyGQ]

This whole crew has booty on the brain . . . :doh:

...says the man who's been "making the rounds" so to speak... first the new cabin boys, then Daniel, and now Cai??? :blink:


Lucky for all of you, the captain is occupied in his cabin showing the new cabin boy the ropes. :winkp: Don't let him catch you! :nono:

:D :angel:

[aethen]

capts busy people are all tied up n chatting

* rolls ALL the rum barrells away*

:heehee::drink:

*slips in quietly and hangs up a poster*

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc35/tj_aethen/rum.jpg


~Mark

[Adam]

*looks in the door*


*rolls the rum back plus 2 extra barrels* :heehee:

[Anthony Jake]

*looks in the door*


*rolls the rum back plus 2 extra barrels* :heehee:

can i drink some? who's gonna drink with me?

[Tobie]

I'll have another *hic* drink with you.

[Anthony Jake]

I'll have another *hic* drink with you.

wonderfull my friend, wonderfull.... I really do need a drink.

And as I don't want to let myself down I can't have a real one.

[Tobie]

I'll have my Hoegaarden tonight once s/o gets home.

For now, virtual rums for everyone!

[Anthony Jake]

I'll have my Hoegaarden tonight once s/o gets home.

For now, virtual rums for everyone!

Beer..can't stand the stuff.

I prefer whiskey actually, ill drink rum.. but if I had the choice it'd be whiskey all the way.

[Tobie]

You recognized what it was! I very rarely drink beer, but I have a soft spot for Hoegaarden, Kilkenny, and Fin du Monde.

I prefer girlie drinks, including different cocktails, stuff like Smirnoff Ice, etc.

[CaptLex]

...says the man who's been "making the rounds" so to speak... first the new cabin boys, then Daniel, and now Cai??? :blink:
It's good to be the captain! :winkp:


*slips in quietly and hangs up a poster*
Well now we know why the rum is always gone . . . the monkey took it. :heehee:


*rolls the rum back plus 2 extra barrels* :heehee:
And Lord only knows what he replaced it with. :p

[Cai]

It's good to be the captain! :winkp:



I can tell...:winkp:

[caderemington]

My dear, beloved captain: I wanted to thank you for allowing Trey to buy me as his newest cabin boy. With all of the rewards that will be coming my way if I'm a good cabin boy, I would say that it is safe to assume that all of my chores will be done before they are supposed to be. :D

And Tiergan, I am very excited to be joining you as co-cabin boy. I'm sure that as a team, we can be much more productive :happy:

[Tobie]

Welcome aboard, Cade!

Before we can be productive, you need to be made aware of a few things. Like how often Sir Trey will tell you to wash his socks, and how often they realistically have to be done. :heehee:

[SirTrey]

Ummmmmmm.....
Well, I am with the written word, but it's only there because the written word needs help to make it understood in the correct meaning when the reader is not in person to hear the tone of voice.
Okay, not to confuse anyone, but this is the first post since I moved this to the Friday thread....I don't want to clog the Captain's personal thread up with this stuff...anyway...to address YOU, Tiergan....I would STILL paddle your plundered bum, so watch yourself, cabin boy!! "Nuff said....:bigsmack:

Before we can be productive, you need to be made aware of a few things. Like how often Sir Trey will tell you to wash his socks, and how often they realistically have to be done.
Just what are you implying with regard to Sir Trey's socks? Hmmmm?:gg:

[CaptLex]

My dear, beloved captain: I wanted to thank you for allowing Trey to buy me as his newest cabin boy. With all of the rewards that will be coming my way if I'm a good cabin boy, I would say that it is safe to assume that all of my chores will be done before they are supposed to be. :D
Hey, if you're happy, I'm happy. Besides I got a good deal from that bargain - rum, chocolate, gold and jewels. :D

So Trey . . . you're going to leave the rest of the cabin boys alone now, right? :raisedeyebrow:

[Anthony Jake]

Trey...leave the rest of the cabin boys alone :lol2: so not gonna happen!!

The temptation is too strong :heehee:

[Kieron Andrew]

So Trey . . . you're going to leave the rest of the cabin boys alone now, right? :raisedeyebrow::lol2: no chance!!


Trey...leave the rest of the cabin boys alone :lol2: so not gonna happen!!

The temptation is too strong :heehee:

see!! :heehee:

[SirTrey]

So Trey . . . you're going to leave the rest of the cabin boys alone now, right?
Captain....You have been more than kind and patient with the rather randy and rambunctious Sir Trey...and Trey is very grateful....Therefore, I swear My allegiance to you, Sir....and will do as you say from now on....My respect for you has no bounds....and My admiration for you, NO limits (and I do mean NONE, LOL)....<<<Bowing>>> Consider Sir Trey your sworm ally for life. I've got your back, Captain. :love::hugs::drink:

[Kieron Andrew]

Captain....You have been more than kind and patient with the rather randy and rambunctious Sir Trey...and Trey is very grateful....Therefore, I swear My allegiance to you, Sir....and will do as you say from now on....My respect for you has no bounds....and My admiration for you, NO limits (and I do mean NONE, LOL)....<<<Bowing>>> Consider Sir Trey your sworm ally for life. I've got your back, Captain. :love::hugs::drink:

and none of that crap was actually answering the question :heehee:

[SirTrey]

and none of that crap was actually answering the question
It DID....I said as I will do as he says....and will leave the other cabin boys alone. Sir Trey is a man of his word, Mr. Bulldog...:)

[Cai]

It DID....I said as I will do as he says....and will leave the other cabin boys alone. Sir Trey is a man of his word, Mr. Bulldog...:)

Oh, but where's the fun in that?

(kidding, kidding!)

[SirTrey]

Oh, but where's the fun in that?
Oh, I never said life was not going to be fun!! I am giving our fine Captain his due....as he most certainly has earned and deserves...:)

[Tobie]

My poor plundered bum isn't up for a paddling tonight. ;)

And I was merely thinking that we shouldn't wash your socks TOO often, because frankly, they're rather worn down and I'm afraid they'll disintegrate each time I wash them.

[SirTrey]

My poor plundered bum isn't up for a paddling tonight.
Then Sir Trey advises VERY good behavior! :)

And I was merely thinking that we shouldn't wash your socks TOO often, because frankly, they're rather worn down and I'm afraid they'll disintegrate each time I wash them.
For YOUR sake, let's hope they don't!! Socks last forever, don't they? <<pondering that>> :straightface:

[Anthony Jake]

For YOUR sake, let's hope they don't!! Socks last forever, don't they? <<pondering that>> :straightface:


I know what to get Trey for christmas :heehee:

[SirTrey]

I know what to get Trey for christmas
OMG!! I LOVE those socks, LOL :)

[Anthony Jake]

OMG!! I LOVE those socks, LOL :)

Lol, well it seems i know you too well Trey :heehee:

[SirTrey]

Lol, well it seems i know you too well Trey
See....Therein lies the problem....I WOULD have said, I can let you get to know Me a lot better...but I promised Captain Lex I would behave....so I won't....:)

[Cai]

See....Therein lies the problem....I WOULD have said, I can let you get to know Me a lot better...but I promised Captain Lex I would behave....so I won't....:)

So it's the old "I won't say <what I'm saying right here> cause that would be bad" trick, is it? :heehee:

[SirTrey]

So it's the old "I won't say <what I'm saying right here> cause that would be bad" trick, is it?
Cai....would I do THAT??:tongueout

[Anthony Jake]

See....Therein lies the problem....I WOULD have said, I can let you get to know Me a lot better...but I promised Captain Lex I would behave....so I won't....:)

There are ways... secret ways :heehee:

[SirTrey]

There are ways... secret ways
I'm all ears :)

[Anthony Jake]

I'm all ears :)

I need to bring you your new socks over anyway.... so there's a good opportunity

[SirTrey]

I need to bring you your new socks over anyway.... so there's a good opportunity
It would be very rude of Me not to invite you in when you do come to My cabin to bring them....and to offer you a drink at the very least, right? :)

[Kieron Andrew]

It would be very rude of Me not to invite you in when you do come to My cabin to bring them....and to offer you a drink at the very least, right? :)
LEX!!!!!......:heehee: keep an eye on Trey again!!

[Anthony Jake]

It would be very rude of Me not to invite you in when you do come to My cabin to bring them....and to offer you a drink at the very least, right? :)

Totally!

I am kinda thirsty too.

Besides, I don't think anyone would miss me for half an hour or so...

I'll bring the ice ;)

[SirTrey]

Totally! I am kinda thirsty too.
Besides, I don't think anyone would miss me for half an hour or so...
I'll bring the ice
Yes, bring lots of ice....we can light a candle (makes My cabin smell nicer, ya know...:) And who isn't thirsty?? :)

[SirTrey]

LEX!!!!!...... keep an eye on Trey again!!
What??? Trey isn't allowed to be SOCIABLE now? Geez. :)

[Kieron Andrew]

geez! where is that captain when we need him!!

[Kieron Andrew]

What??? Trey isn't allowed to be SOCIABLE now? Geez. :)

not in closed quarters remember!!

[CaptLex]

geez! where is that captain when we need him!!
Don't worry, K, I'm giving him enough rope to see if he'll hang himself. Of course, knowing him, he'll use it to tie the boys up. :heehee:

[Anthony Jake]

LEX!!!!!......:heehee: keep an eye on Trey again!!

:slap: Kieron, we're only having a drink! I'm begining to think you get jealous :heehee:

[SirTrey]

Don't worry, K, I'm giving him enough rope to see if he'll hang himself. Of course, knowing him, he'll use it to tie the boys up.
We have rope???? Where??? :)

not in closed quarters remember!!
What am in high school? I have to keep My door open when I have friends over? LOL

Kieron, we're only having a drink! I'm begining to think you get jealous
Yeah, Kieron, it's only a drink, dude....What's your problem?? :)

[Kieron Andrew]

:slap: Kieron, we're only having a drink! I'm begining to think you get jealous :heehee:



Yeah, Kieron, it's only a drink, dude....What's your problem?? :)

Im only doing my job that The Captain employed me to do...and he said to keep an eye on Trey!

[SirTrey]

Im only doing my job that The Captain employed me to do...and he said to keep an eye on Trey!
Do what you gotta do, dude...but I am NOT keeping My door open, I am a grown man, not a sixteen year old girl....Capiche? :)

[Kieron Andrew]

Do what you gotta do, dude...but I am NOT keeping My door open, I am a grown man, not a sixteen year old girl....Capiche? :)

that will be up to the captain not me lol!!

[SirTrey]

that will be up to the captain not me lol!
Dude, the Captain never said My door had to be open....what if I have to take a pi*s? Geez, you do love to be up My butt, don't you? LOL:tongueout

[Anthony Jake]

Geez, you do love to be up My butt, don't you? LOL:tongueout

Kieron up your butt?? I think he's trying to get up someone elses :heehee::tongueout

So, I have you're socks here..Nothing suspicious about socks....
And some ice, we can have that with our drinks... though it is rather Hot in your cabin... I think I may have to remove my... :D

[SirTrey]

Kieron up your butt?? I think he's trying to get up someone elses
So, I have you're socks here..Nothing suspicious about socks....
And some ice, we can have that with our drinks... though it is rather Hot in your cabin... I think I may have to remove my...
I don't want you to be hot....just wear whatever will be light and comfy....bring lots of ice and we will make the best of it...:)

[Anthony Jake]

I don't want you to be hot....just wear whatever will be light and comfy....bring lots of ice and we will make the best of it...:)

Ok...

Ice I have, some drink I have, Sensible loose clothes I have...

Gonna let me in now?

[SirTrey]

Ok...
Ice I have, some drink I have, Sensible loose clothes I have...
Gonna let me in now?
You can come and visit Me in MY cabin anytime, Seth....any time at all....Everyone needs friends....and ice. :) (oh, and socks)

[Anthony Jake]

*Slides note under cabin door*
<<<<dear captain,
I have borrowed RJ for the day, and perhaps also tonight.. he has been misbehaving quite considerably, and i thought it only my duty to take him to one side and show him just quite what can happen when such acts occur.
I will make up any work which I don't get done.. tomorrow.>>>>

RJ, as much as I may like you.. I will not lie down easy..
Now, i suggest..no i don't suggest i more state fact.. you will now get just what you asked for..
follow me to my cabin.. or should i attach you to me to get you there? :heehee:

[Syr_SwitchyGQ]

*Slides note under cabin door*
<<<<dear captain,
I have borrowed RJ for the day, and perhaps also tonight.. he has been misbehaving quite considerably, and i thought it only my duty to take him to one side and show him just quite what can happen when such acts occur.
I will make up any work which I don't get done.. tomorrow.>>>>

RJ, as much as I may like you.. I will not lie down easy..
Now, i suggest..no i don't suggest i more state fact.. you will now get just what you asked for..
follow me to my cabin.. or should i attach you to me to get you there? :heehee:

Uhmm... I guess I have been behaving a bit, erm, badly to you... haven't I? :o Oh well... guess I get to see what all you can throw at me, huh? :devil:

[Anthony Jake]

Uhmm... I guess I have been behaving a bit, erm, badly to you... haven't I? :o Oh well... guess I get to see what all you can throw at me, huh? :devil:

You totally get to see..but i won't divulge it on here.

All I can say is that the punishment will be somewhat more pleasurable than a night in the Brig. :D

[CaptLex]

Oh it's sooo cute . . . the boys are playing "lock me up and throw away the key". :heehee:

[caderemington]

Uhmm... I guess I have been behaving a bit, erm, badly to you... haven't I? :o Oh well... guess I get to see what all you can throw at me, huh? :devil:

Uhoh, did you tell him about our steamy night the other night? I thought that was going to be OUR little secret.

[SirTrey]

Uhoh, did you tell him about our steamy night the other night? I thought that was going to be OUR little secret.
Hey! Good thing this happened before I gave you My class ring!!! LOL:eek:

[caderemington]

Yes, yes it did. Of course it did, because I would never disobey my boyfriend. ;)

[SirTrey]

Yes, yes it did. Of course it did, because I would never disobey my boyfriend.
Especially after all I have GIVEN you ALREADY.....:love::hugs:

[caderemington]

And that would be......? :heehee:

[SirTrey]

And that would be......?
That would be between you and I, sweetie!:chained::kissing::kissing::ld:

[caderemington]

Which is all for the better, because if any of the boys knew what you have done for me, they would run screaming in the other direction...... or, they would want to spend some "alone" time with you, and we wouldn't want to wear you out now, would we? :heehee::p:D

[Syr_SwitchyGQ]

Uhoh, did you tell him about our steamy night the other night? I thought that was going to be OUR little secret.

You mean the night we spent sitting curled up in your car, talking so much that the windows steamed up? :heehee: Oh, and for the record, the windows were actually covered in frost by the time we shivered our way home. :dry:

And no... that remark was based off the fact that I spent about two hours last night/early this morning taunting and teasing the hell out of him.

[SirTrey]

Which is all for the better, because if any of the boys knew what you have done for me, they would run screaming in the other direction...... or, they would want to spend some "alone" time with you, and we wouldn't want to wear you out now, would we?
Nope, not at all, babe...:)

[Anthony Jake]

Uhoh, did you tell him about our steamy night the other night? I thought that was going to be OUR little secret.

Now Cade, he didn't tell me about that.. but you have given me another great reason to punish him ;)