I am so jealous, you guys have such a wonderful, supportive and loving vibe here.

[SirTrey]

Ok, I want an ankle bracelet with fine rubies and emeralds. Also extra long strand of pearls from the Thai coast.
Diamond bracelet, let's see.......Sapphires. Oh and diamond earrings and a choker made of diamonds as well. What else, rings many many rings of assorted gems.
That will be all for now.........well......get busy.

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/1245/338370.JPG

There you go, My lovely....Start looking through and enjoy....Now....How exactly DOES a good wench reward a Pirate who would bring her such treasures? :kissing: :hugs: :wuv:

[SirTrey]

Shall we think about that in your cabin? But first I must try on all the jewelry

Since you look so lovely in white, I thought you might like to try on THIS with your jewelry.....Very wenchy.....but well suited for a LADY like yourself, of course.....:love:

http://www.tradenote.net/images/users/000/065/938/products_images/White_Tapestry_Corset_Lingerie.jpg

[Lovely Rita]

Since you look so lovely in white, I thought you might like to try on THIS with your jewelry.....Very wenchy.....but well suited for a LADY like yourself, of course.....:love:

http://www.tradenote.net/images/users/000/065/938/products_images/White_Tapestry_Corset_Lingerie.jpg


You know for a Pirate, you sure are nice:D

Yes I think it works:happy:

[SirTrey]

Yes I think it works

Oh, it definitely works....:)


You know for a Pirate, you sure are nice

Sssshhhhhh.....Don't let THAT get around or My mates will never let Me live it down....<<<downing a pint of rum and flexing My muscles>>>> Just remember, Sweetie....Gentleman at heart, but always a PIRATE......Aaaarrrrrgggghhhhh....To the cabin, Wench!!! :shush: :drink::drink:

[SubWife2Trey]

:chained:
Hi Boys!- do you have room for another girl/wench here ?

Thats what I want to know. Hey Captain, can wives be wenches too???? :chained:

[Nicki B]

You know for a Pirate, you sure are nice:D

Don't worry, I won't tell anyone... ;)

[SirTrey]

Don't worry, I won't tell anyone

Thanks, Nicki, it wouldn't be good for My rep! LOL :)


Thats what I want to know. Hey Captain, can wives be wenches too????

Only the Captain can answer that one...but....I can recommend you highly, you are one GREAT serving wench, Baby!! And I can flog you in person.....:love: :love: :love: :tongueout

[Suzy Harrison]

Don't worry, I won't tell anyone... ;)


Too late - Suzy knows - you might as well have posted it on the internet !

Oh you have :heehee:

[SirTrey]

Too late - Suzy knows - you might as well have posted it on the internet !
Oh you have

Cheeky wenches!! Where does it END??? Oh, yeah, with a FLOGGING!! Hey, Daniel, control your wench, will ya??? :tongueout :drink: :devil:

[Nicki B]

Cheeky wenches!! Where does it END???

We have a phrase on our side of the pond... 'all mouth and no trousers'???? :roflmao:

:tongueout

:dom:

[Kieron Andrew]

We have a phrase on our side of the pond... 'all mouth and no trousers'???? :roflmao:

:tongueout

:dom:

:straightface: :heehee::hiding:

[SirTrey]

Originally Posted by Nicki B
We have a phrase on our side of the pond... all mouth and no trousers'????

Hey, Nicki.....It's supposed to be KIERON'S job to dispense discipline here....and you are the cheekiest of the cheeky.....Obviously, it's My Pirate brother's job to deal with you since you aren't MY wench....but....he's hiding behind the couch....so I guess I will have to deal with you Myself....Not that I won't enjoy that, mind you....:spank: :tongueout :slap: :drink:

[Nicki B]

....so I guess I will have to deal with you Myself....

I refer the Hon. [-]Gentleman[/-] Pirate to my first post (http://www.crossdressers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1041049#post1041049) here... :whistling:

[AmandaM]

Geez, get a room!

Can I come too? LOL!

[SirTrey]

I refer the Hon. Gentleman Pirate to my first post here...

You wound Me when you cross out the word "gentleman" , Sir Trey is a gentleman first and foremost....You are a lady, and a very fair one at that.....If Kieron will not deal with you, I am certainly not going to do HIS job and attempt to force change upon a wench who is not even My own, not when she so clearly wishes to resist with such fervor....God help us all!! :)


Geez, get a room!

I'm getting the feeling Wench Nicki doesn't want one....LOL


Can I come too? LOL!

I guess not...You are, however, welcome to come and have a drink in My cabin anytime....:drink:

[Nicki B]

You wound Me when you cross out the word "gentleman" , Sir Trey is a gentleman first and foremost....You are a lady, and a very fair one at that.....

Now he's starting to get to know how to work me.. Scarey. :heehee:

I'm just bolshie.. But useful to have on your side, particularly if you want things to go off bang? :devil:


I'm getting the feeling Wench Nicki doesn't want one....LOL

You well know this lady's already deeply married. ;)

And who are you calling a wench?

[DanielMacBride]

.....Obviously, it's My Pirate brother's job to deal with you since you aren't MY wench....but....he's hiding behind the couch....so I guess I will have to deal with you Myself....Not that I won't enjoy that, mind you....:spank: :tongueout :slap: :drink:

Where is that wench Trey? I'm back and in fine form, so she better behave ;)

Daniel

[Nicki B]

Which [-]Witch[/-] Whench? :whistling:

[DanielMacBride]

LOL it doesn't matter WHICH wench Nicki, there are a few of you who need to be brought back in line ;) :devil:

Daniel

[Lovely Rita]

Where is that wench Trey? I'm back and in fine form, so she better behave ;)

Daniel

Did you ring Daniel? Promises promises promises:D

[SirTrey]

LOL it doesn't matter WHICH wench Nicki, there are a few of you who need to be brought back in line
Daniel

Yay!!! Daniel is going to handle wench discipline and I can go back to just plain flirting and womanizing....:love:


Now he's starting to get to know how to work me.. Scarey.

Wow, coming from YOU that is a HUGE compliment....Thank you, Mi Lady...:D


I'm just bolshie.. But useful to have on your side, particularly if you want things to go off bang?

Yes, you are....and you ARE a good person to have around in a pinch.....I happen to think very highly of you, actually. :hugs:


You well know this lady's already deeply married.

As am I, actually....but I'm a big online flirt :) And My RL wench is on My last nerve at the moment.....but that's another story for another day....<<<sigh>>> :angry:

[Nicki B]

Yes, you are....and you ARE a good person to have around in a pinch.....I happen to think very highly of you, actually. :hugs:

Now don't go getting all soppy on me - backbone, man, backbone!

;) xx

[DanielMacBride]

Yay!!! Daniel is going to handle wench discipline and I can go back to just plain flirting and womanizing....:love:

LOL whatsamatter Trey, can't handle a few mere girls that need some discipline? ;) :devil:

Daniel

[SirTrey]

Now don't go getting all soppy on me - backbone, man, backbone!

You're a pain in the arse, you know that??? ROFL :drink::drink::drink:

[SirTrey]

LOL whatsamatter Trey, can't handle a few mere girls that need some discipline?

What is this???? Pick on Trey Day???? ROFL Now I know how Kieron feels sometimes....SHEESH! And Daniel, you know what kind of day I'm having, don't make Me kick your you know what, dude....:)

[DanielMacBride]

ROFL you gonna need LONG legs to reach that far to kick me, dude ;) AND you gotta be able to CATCH me first ;)

Daniel

[SirTrey]

ROFL you gonna need LONG legs to reach that far to kick me, dude AND you gotta be able to CATCH me first

You're lucky you're My brother, man......:)

[DanielMacBride]

ROFL I love you too, bro :tongue:

Daniel

[Nicki B]

:kissing: .

[DanielMacBride]

You getting mushy, Nicki? :devil:

[Nicki B]

ROFL you gonna need LONG legs to reach that far to kick me, dude ;)

Mine are a lot (http://www.crossdressers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1039085&postcount=162) longer than Trey's. :doll:

Apropos of nothing at all.. :whistling:

[DanielMacBride]

LOL Nicki but I seriously doubt they are long enough to reach all the way to Australia, missy ;)

[Nicki B]

If you're that far away...

:rasp: :rasp: :rasp:

:tongueout

[SirTrey]

If you're that far away...

Does that mean if he was CLOSE you would be intimidated? ROFL Don't mind Me, I'm having one hell of a day.....:) Just had to jump in here, you two battle it out.....**Trey**

P.S. Side comments about the legs, they are long...and lovely :)

[DanielMacBride]

LOL so Nicki has what we call Wednesday legs, huh? :devil:

[Kieron Andrew]

Now I know how Kieron feels sometimes....SHEESH!
EXACTLY!!!........


LOL so Nicki has what we call Wednesday legs, huh? :devil:

and monday, tuesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday legs :heehee:

[DanielMacBride]

LOL no, just Wednesday legs, dude....haven't you ever heard that expression? ;)

[Kieron Andrew]

LOL no, just Wednesday legs, dude....haven't you ever heard that expression? ;)

yes i have i was just being silly like the rest of you

[SirTrey]

and monday, tuesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday legs

Oh, yeah! And I took the pic that proves it...:)

[Kieron Andrew]

Oh, yeah! And I took the pic that proves it...:)

:heehee: i have done many times lmao

[Nicki B]

Does that mean if he was CLOSE you would be intimidated?

I think you already know the answer to that...


LOL no, just Wednesday legs, dude....haven't you ever heard that expression? ;)

I had to go and look it up (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wednesday+legs)...

When is dey gonna break, den? :gg:

(Not strictly pirate wear, I know.. :/)

[DanielMacBride]

Well Nicki it can be arranged if you REALLY want me to break them....but around here the term "Wednesday legs" also applies to "Wednesday gonna end?" lol ;)

Daniel

[Kieron Andrew]

oops read option 2 on Nicki's link boys :eek:

[SirTrey]

oops read option 2 on Nicki's link boys

Don't say BOYS....It ain't Me, I was sucking up to her....LOL

[Nicki B]

*waves at Rita*

I think it's your turn now, hun... ;)

[SirTrey]

I think it's your turn now, hun...

Nicki, that was just plain MEAN...rofl :)

[Nicki B]

May I draw the Hon Gentleman's attention to my sig? :whistling:

[SirTrey]

May I draw the Hon Gentleman's attention to my sig?

No need, babe....I know you....:)

[Lovely Rita]

*waves at Rita*

I think it's your turn now, hun... ;)

Daniel was threatening discipline and nothing, sounds like a lot of bark and no bite here.

IMO, seems like a lot of poker playing going on...bluffing does not work with me.:straightface:

see my poker face

[Nicki B]

No need, babe....I know you....:)

And I thought it was the english accent.. :whistling:

[Nicki B]

Daniel was threatening discipline and nothing, sounds like a lot of bark and no bite here.


We have a phrase on our side of the pond... 'all mouth and no trousers'????

Well, if they won't give you what you're looking for.. :dom:

EDIT: *looks round*

They've all disappeared. We'd better find somewhere else to play? :)

[DanielMacBride]

Daniel was threatening discipline and nothing, sounds like a lot of bark and no bite here.

IMO, seems like a lot of poker playing going on...bluffing does not work with me.:straightface:

see my poker face

Okay....don't f**k with me, I am SO not in the mood...I DO bite, especially a wench who doesn't know her place...

[SirTrey]

And I thought it was the english accent..

Oh, that, too....DEFINITELY....you know, I told you.....:)

[DanielMacBride]

Oh I havent even STARTED yet. And if you think I'm angry now....keep pushing, you'll see more than scary.

[Nicki B]

Trey - pass him the bottle, when you're done? :worried:

[SirTrey]

Trey - pass him the bottle, when you're done?

Oh, I'm done.....Passing it now.....Daniel, it's all yours, dude.....:drink::drink::drink::drink::drink::drink : And after you drink those.....:hugs:

[Lovely Rita]

Oh, I'm done.....Passing it now.....Daniel, it's all yours, dude.....:drink::drink::drink::drink::drink::drink : And after you drink those.....:hugs:

Really could use a pick me up:D

[Tobie]

Saucy, rude wenches!

[SirTrey]

Saucy, rude wenches!

All yours to deal with, Tiergan....GO for it....Kieron's hiding, Daniel's in a bad mood....so tame them, by all means, dude!! :)

[Tobie]

I'd love to tame them all, but they're not my usual preference. ;)

Plus, the other part of me has to go do its job soon and get the older beast.

[Lovely Rita]

I am sure Pirates love wenches with spirit........no?

[Tobie]

Spirit, yes. But they always have to know when to keep their traps shut. ;)

[Lovely Rita]

Spirit, yes. But they always have to know when to keep their traps shut. ;)

Well I guess you are gonna have problems with this wench::tongueout

[Tobie]

Now which gag would you prefer? Ball or bit?

[Lovely Rita]

The great thing I see with regards to the Transmasculine forum.


When I read your threads and posts I can really enjoy the comraderie. You guys are the best with each other, and with the occassional MTF visitor.

I see so much loving support, and I also see the great rough housing that can only happen amongst true friends.

In my culture, when you are really close and tight friends you engage in playful insults, which shows the level of confidence you have in each others friendship which insecurity would never allow for.

You guys are so fortunate.

Thank you for letting me visit.


Now which gag would you prefer? Ball or bit?

Since you put it that way.......I will behave promise:D


Never want to have to walk the plank, enjoy it here too much

[Tobie]

Oh ho, see! Just find the one thing they DON'T like, and they'll stop being saucy.

Boys, learn a lesson from this.

[Lovely Rita]

Oh ho, see! Just find the one thing they DON'T like, and they'll stop being saucy.

Boys, learn a lesson from this.

I am just trying to behave on the ship. Respectfully trying to keep the peace, but don't rub it in:D

[SirTrey]

Boys, learn a lesson from this.

LOL.....I knew that lesson a long time ago, dude....But am glad to see you taking control of these wenches....Kudos, man....Good job! :)

[Nicki B]

Rita..


I am sure Pirates love wenches with spirit........no?

Only provided they bring it in a bottle, obviously. :drink:


Spirit, yes. But they always have to know when to keep their traps shut.

I think that means they're in trouble... :) Like I said, they want us on their side, not 'agin 'em? ;) I can certainly keep the peace :gg: - but since when did that mean 'behaving'?

Or should that be 'behaving like they do'? :whistling:


I'd be a good 'Mistress at Arms'.... :roflmao:
(But I'm NOT wearing those socks.. *shudder*)

[Nicki B]

....But am glad to see you taking control of these wenches....Kudos, man....Good job! :)

Red flags and BULL spring to mind? :)

[Lovely Rita]

Rita..



Only provided they bring it in a bottle, obviously. :drink:



I think that means they're in trouble... :) Like I said, they want us on their side, not 'agin 'em? ;) I can certainly keep the peace :gg: - but since when did that mean 'behaving'?

Or should that be 'behaving like they do'? :whistling:


I'd be a good 'Mistress at Arms'.... :roflmao:
(But I'm NOT wearing those socks.. *shudder*)

There ain't and never has been anything remotely related to behaving when it comes to Pirates:winking:

[Nicki B]

*surveys the wreckage*

They don't get up early, either.....

[Tobie]

Oh, some of us are up early, but we have more important jobs to do than tending to saucy wenches. ;)

[Suzy Harrison]

Hi - I've just come back from shore leave.

I'm sorry but I've spent most of the money from your treasure chest on getting my blonde highlights re-done, clothes and some 'magic beans'.

I think successful shopping is due to 80% brains, 25% opportunity and the rest is down to good luck......:happy: ......

[Nicki B]

I'm sorry but I've spent most of the money from your treasure chest......

So, that'd be an opportunity for some more pillage, then? :smilep:



(We'll do the raping bit when we feel like it, thank you..)

[SirTrey]

There ain't and never has been anything remotely related to behaving when it comes to Pirates

Which is exactly why you wenches just can't get ENOUGH! :coolp:


They don't get up early, either.....

This one's up....but I'm not seeing any wreckage....and if there is some, then clean it up, wench! And be quick about it! :tongueout


Oh, some of us are up early, but we have more important jobs to do than tending to saucy wenches.

Nothing more important than tending to these wenches at this point, Tiergan...They are out of contro!! <<<see below>>> :gg:


I'm sorry but I've spent most of the money from your treasure chest on getting my blonde highlights re-done, clothes and some 'magic beans'.

Alright, enough! Someone is flogging this one! Who is it, Tiergan, Me or You??? Suzy....you are in BIG trouble, Missy! :ap::skull:

[Kieron Andrew]

Alright, enough! Someone is flogging this one! Who is it, Tiergan, Me or You??? Suzy....you are in BIG trouble, Missy! :ap::skull:

uhummm!!! may i draw your attention to that fact that maybe thats just what she wants!

[SirTrey]

uhummm!!! may i draw your attention to that fact that maybe thats just what she wants!

And may I draw YOUR attention to the fact that I love nothing more than taking ornery wenches in hand....and, frankly, I could USE the opportunity to flog someone at this particular moment in time....saucy wench, I tell ya!! Sir Trey ain't in the mood today...:angry::dom::spank:

[Nicki B]

This one's up....but I'm not seeing any wreckage....

Funny, that? He didn't notice the flowers, either... :witsend:


Alright, enough! Someone is flogging this one!

Never a truer word...

:dh:

:koc:

[Tobie]

Were the world not so dreary, stale, flat and unprofitable, I'd offer up my own selection of implements for discipline.

[SirTrey]

He didn't notice the flowers, either...

I'm not seeing any flowers, wench, so what has your panties all in a bunch?? :rolleyes:


Never a truer word...

Sir Trey always speaks the truth...Now, that may be "Pirate Truth" now and again.....but truth, nonetheless....sort of......:D

[Lovely Rita]

Hi - I've just come back from shore leave.

I'm sorry but I've spent most of the money from your treasure chest on getting my blonde highlights re-done, clothes and some 'magic beans'.

I think successful shopping is due to 80% brains, 25% opportunity and the rest is down to good luck......:happy: ......

Hope you got some pretty things with all the booty, and remember we Pirate girls love to share:hugs:

[SirTrey]

Hope you got some pretty things with all the booty, and remember we Pirate girls love to share

Share in her ill gotten booty and you will also share in her punishment, wench....:ap:

[Suzy Harrison]

Hope you got some pretty things with all the booty, and remember we Pirate girls love to share:hugs:

Of course hon. I'm sure when you spend what's left in the chest you'll share it with me.

Can you tell the guys we need more money as we are running out....

[SirTrey]

Of course hon. I'm sure when you spend what's left in the chest you'll share it with me.
Can you tell the guys we need more money as we are running out....

Baby, you are officially over My knee.....and confined to cabin until further notice....Daniel told Me to take you in hand when he wasn't here....Consider yourself taken....until I say otherwise. <<<chaining you to the bedpost, try to talk your way out of this one>>>> Best part....No one to see your new blonde highlights THERE.....LOL :chained::spank::yahoo:

[Suzy Harrison]

Baby, you are officially over My knee.....and confined to cabin until further notice....Daniel told Me to take you in hand when he wasn't here....Consider yourself taken....until I say otherwise. <<<chaining you to the bedpost, try to talk your way out of this one>>>> Best part....No one to see your new blonde highlights THERE.....LOL :chained::spank::yahoo:

What for? - I haven't done anything !

You can't expect me to go around with my hair in a mess can you? - and the magic beans are supposed to be good.

Anyway, I haven't told you yet that I had to raise a mortgage on the boat, ....sorry ship, ......to pay for all of the jewelry I ordered. But it's worth it as they had some lovely earrings - do you want to try these on Rita ?

Hey this is my 300th post - do I get a prize ?

[SirTrey]

Life is too short to waste by living to other peoples rules

Love your tagline, but it doesn't fit a wench on THIS ship...LOL


What for? - I haven't done anything !

I think you and I both know better than THAT, wench! :tongueout


You can't expect me to go around with my hair in a mess can you?

Not at all, but since you are chained in MY cabin, it won't be a problem, will it? Besides, I LIKE your hair messy.....:devil:

[Kieron Andrew]

Anyway, I haven't told you yet that I had to raise a mortgage on the boat, sorry ship, to pay for all of the jewelry I ordered.
i dont wanna be you when CaptLex reads this, you'll be kicked to shore forever

[SirTrey]

i dont wanna be you when CaptLex reads this, you'll be kicked to shore forever

I totally agree, dude....but I am going to have some fun with her first! :smilep::drink:

[Lovely Rita]

What for? - I haven't done anything !

You can't expect me to go around with my hair in a mess can you? - and the magic beans are supposed to be good.

Anyway, I haven't told you yet that I had to raise a mortgage on the boat, ....sorry ship, ......to pay for all of the jewelry I ordered. But it's worth it as they had some lovely earrings - do you want to try these on Rita ?

Hey this is my 300th post - do I get a prize ?

Yes and thanks Suzy, you are the best:hugs:

[SirTrey]

Yes and thanks Suzy, you are the best

Not so sure you WANT to be Suzy's partner in crime at this point, wench....Sir Trey can handle more than one....and I have a LOT of chain left....I would post a very quick apology, if I were you....:tongueout

[Suzy Harrison]

i dont wanna be you when CaptLex reads this, you'll be kicked to shore forever

emmm... well, we might all be on the shore if the boat..... ship ....is repossesed by the mortgage company. They say we're behind with the payments..... I don't know where we're going to get the money from..

[Suzy Harrison]

Yes and thanks Suzy, you are the best:hugs:


No worries - I bought loads, enough for two - don't tell the others otherwise they might think I 'wasted' all of the cash. In fact I saved them a fortune as there was this sale on ....

[SirTrey]

emmm... well, we might all be on the shore if the boat..... ship ....is repossesed by the mortgage company. They say we're behind with the payments..... I don't know where we're going to get the money from..

The Captain can handle the logistics....you just sit there with your chains on (if you can sit, lol) or I will put a gag in your mouth.....Understand? :mad:

[Kieron Andrew]

emmm... well, we might all be on the shore if the boat..... ship ....is repossesed by the mortgage company. They say we're behind with the payments..... I don't know where we're going to get the money from..
Then we'll have to sell all YOUR jewellery!

[SirTrey]

Then we'll have to sell all YOUR jewellery!

Wench is chained, so I say we sell her jewelry and buy RUM...The Captain can figure out the finances....Why he's the Captain....:) And I have a proposal.....Wench Whipping Night...Once a week, whip them all, just to keep them in line....cheeky wenches will think twice THEN....I will do the honors, don't worry about it....:D

[Nicki B]

Wench is chained, so I say we sell her jewelry

I hate to point this out, but won't she then be unchained? :doh:


And, while I'm at it (Oo-err), can I ALSO point out that the next person who calls me a wench gets a slap..:Punch: The important bit of 'Pirate Wench' is P I R A T E. :ap:

[SirTrey]

And, while I'm at it (Oo-err), can I point out that the next person who calls me a wench gets a slap..

Just let us know what you WANT to be called, honey....We aren't used to the liberated type here....This is a PIRATE SHIP and women are wenches....what would YOU prefer? :love:


I hate to point this out, but won't she then be unchained?

Ha ha....Nope. The chains I have on her are thick, iron ones...and they are not worth selling. I have to keep her chained until the Captain comes back. He will want to decide what to do with her. I fear she may be forced to walk the plank. :heehee:

[Lovely Rita]

You guys drive a hard bargain. Please let us keep the jewelry.....pretty please

[Kieron Andrew]

You guys drive a hard bargain. Please let us keep the jewelry.....pretty please

no way! we need the money to pay for the debt you girls got us in!

[Lovely Rita]

no way! we need the money to pay for the debt you girls got us in!

I guess this is the meanie side, gotta take the good with the bad.:sad:

[Nicki B]

:huh:
Just let us know what you WANT to be called, honey....We aren't used to the liberated type here....This is a PIRATE SHIP and women are wenches....what would YOU prefer?

Points at post #352 (352?!!! Who keeps writing this rubbish?)... :rolleyes:


Ha ha....Nope. The chains I have on her are thick, iron ones...and they are not worth selling.

So just where did the gold ones she was wearing go, then? :idontknow:

:wasntme: :huh:

[SirTrey]

So just where did the gold ones she was wearing go, then?

I took them from her so that I could give them to YOU.....:love:


Points at post #352 (352?!!! Who keeps writing this rubbish?)...

Even when you are argumentative or mean, you are still cute....:love:

[Kieron Andrew]

I guess this is the meanie side, gotta take the good with the bad.:sad:

hey just because im not being as vocal as Trey doesnt mean i cant hold my own....i like the approach of comment where matters

[Nicki B]

I took them from her so that I could give them to YOU.....:love:

Even when you are argumentative or mean, you are still cute....:love:

Okay, okay - and you won't hear this often - I give in... :lol:

:battingeyelashes:

[Lovely Rita]

hey just because im not being as vocal as Trey doesnt mean i cant hold my own....i like the approach of comment where matters

You sound like YOU know what your are doing

[SirTrey]

You sound like YOU know what your are doing

There you go, Kieron.....Looks like the wench is yours for the taking! :)

[SirTrey]

Okay, okay - and you won't hear this often - I give in...

**Kiss** :)

[Nicki B]

You sound like YOU know what your are doing. :shutup:

[Nicki B]

Rita, looks like we got a pair of lovers, not fighters? Bang goes your extra jewelry, then..

*resigned*

[Kieron Andrew]

. :shutup:
:eek:and just what is the meaning of this Nicki, Spill!!!!

[Nicki B]

La, la, la... :notlistening:

[Nicki B]

I have to keep her chained until the Captain comes back. He will want to decide what to do with her. I fear she may be forced to walk the plank. :heehee:

I think the Cap'n's got far too much sense to come back in here... If he does, he might consider renaming it 'For Outrageous Flirting Only' and making it premium rate?

But I never said that....

[SirTrey]

I think the Cap'n's got far too much sense to come back in here... If he does, he might consider renaming it 'For Outrageous Flirting Only' and making it premium rate?

Nah, you're not THAT big of a flirt, Nicki...I don't think the whole thread needs renamed just because of it.....:)

[Lovely Rita]

Rita, looks like we got a pair of lovers, not fighters? Bang goes your extra jewelry, then..

*resigned*


Just making sure:D

[Kieron Andrew]

Just making sure:D

no!!!

[Lovely Rita]

no!!!


OK then...................:drink::drink::drink:

[Suzy Harrison]

no!!!

So.......... - you'll think about it then ?



(don't worry Rita I've got some stashed away under my boobs!)

[Nicki B]

Nah, you're not THAT big of a flirt, Nicki...

Just that BIG, huh? :rolleyes:

[SirTrey]

Just that BIG, huh?

In soul, spirit, and heart.....YES....You're just a sweetie, what can I tell ya? :love::hugs::D

[Nicki B]

Sheesh, he's at it again...

*looks over shoulder*

Have you two got that jewelry stashed yet? :confused:

[SirTrey]

Sheesh, he's at it again...

Who's at WHAT? :om:


*looks over shoulder*

And a fetching shoulder it IS.......:battingeyelashes:


Have you two got that jewelry stashed yet?

What's this I hear about stashing jewelry?? :rolleyes:

[Nicki B]

What's this I hear about stashing jewelry?? :rolleyes:

Um, nothing - nothing at all... :battingeyelashes:

[SirTrey]

Um, nothing - nothing at all...

Why is it I read more into the "um" here than I do the rest of the quote, sweetie? Hmmm.....:)

[Nicki B]

Is that a treasure galleon, I see, on the horizon?



*Pfft*

[Suzy Harrison]

I'm going to my bunk.
(and takes her jewelry with her)

Hey Rita - do you want to go shopping tomorrow?

[SirTrey]

Is that a treasure galleon, I see, on the horizon?

Nice diversionary tactic, but it's been tried before and it didn't work (well, not after the first time, rofl)....You ladies need to find a new tactic.....:)

I'm going to my bunk.
(and takes her jewelry with her)

YOU are not going anywhere, young lady....Including shopping....Boy, some wenches are HIGH maintenance....and a lot of work.....<<<retreating to My own cabin for a drink...or two...or....>>>> :drink::drink::drink::drink::drink:

[CaptLex]

Boy, some wenches are HIGH maintenance....and a lot of work
Cabin boys are soooo easy . . . ;)

[SirTrey]

Cabin boys are soooo easy . . .

I know, but you won't share THOSE with Me.....some friend you are.....ROFL :)

[CaptLex]

I know, but you won't share THOSE with Me.....some friend you are.....ROFL :)
I don't share them with anyone - that's why it's good to be the captain. The only way to change that would be to mutiny, but it's been tried before and didn't work. :raspp: The only one that gets "shared" is the cartographer, but it's not really sharing - I just look the other way when he sneaks into the navigator's cabin. :winkp:

[Cai]

Cabin boys are soooo easy . . . ;)

I'm not sure if I should be offended here or not...

[SirTrey]

The only way to change that would be to mutiny, but it's been tried before and didn't work.

Nah, mutiny is not My style.....I will stick with the wenches....LOL Even though they are a royal pain in the a** :slap::whistling:

[CaptLex]

I'm not sure if I should be offended here or not...
:heehee: No offense intended, hon . . . :koc:

[Nicki B]

I don't share them with anyone - that's why it's good to be the captain.

That's called RHIP where I come from.. (rank has it's privileges :winking: )


.....I will stick with the wenches....LOL Even though they are a royal pain in the a** :slap::whistling:

Rita, Suzy? I think we just got called princesses? Or do you think he meant queens....:eek:

[Syr_SwitchyGQ]

I don't share them with anyone - that's why it's good to be the captain. The only way to change that would be to mutiny, but it's been tried before and didn't work. :raspp: The only one that gets "shared" is the cartographer, but it's not really sharing - I just look the other way when he sneaks into the navigator's cabin. :winkp:

Hey now... you never stopped me and Cade... :winkp: ...unless we've somehow been demoted from being cabin boys...? :strugglin

[CaptLex]

Hey now... you never stopped me and Cade... :winkp: ...unless we've somehow been demoted from being cabin boys...? :strugglin
Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me . . . you guys snuck in under the radar (or above the crows nest or something). :heehee: Will have to discuss your situation with my trusted advisers. :raisedeyebrow:

[Tobie]

Cabin boys are soooo easy . . . ;)
Easy??

[SirTrey]

Rita, Suzy? I think we just got called princesses? Or do you think he meant queens....

I like how you only paid attention to the word "royal" and not the rest of the sentence...Isn't that selective hearing, honey? :)

[CaptLex]

Easy??
In more ways than one, Tiergan . . . :devil:

[Syr_SwitchyGQ]

Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me . . . you guys snuck in under the radar (or above the crows nest or something). :heehee: Will have to discuss your situation with my trusted advisers. :raisedeyebrow:

Crap.

Hey LOOK! Something shiny!!!

:hiding: :heehee:

[Lovely Rita]

I'm going to my bunk.
(and takes her jewelry with her)

Hey Rita - do you want to go shopping tomorrow?

Yes, I can never say no to shopping or in this case is it looting?

Either way I want to go Suzy:D:hugs::love:

There are these 4" pumps I need to get to match my new pocket book, and lingerie, and .................................................. .................

[SirTrey]

There are these 4" pumps I need to get to match my new pocket book, and lingerie, and .................................................. .................

You know what you really need? New friends...and a FLOGGING!! Report to My cabin, wench....bring some rum......and rope.....:) :laugh::spank:

[Tobie]

In more ways than one, Tiergan . . . :devil:
Just because we're accommodating, dun mean we're easy! Well.. maybe some of us..

[Lovely Rita]

You know what you really need? New friends...and a FLOGGING!! Report to My cabin, wench....bring some rum......and rope.....:) :laugh::spank:

Girl has to live you know:D


Would you like some coke and piece of lime with the rum?

(being nice to get my way:winking:)

[Nicki B]

I like how you only paid attention to the word "royal" and not the rest of the sentence...Isn't that selective hearing, honey? :)

Wha'? :notlistening:

Aren't royalty supposed to be a pain in the ass, then?? :doll:


You know what I really need? ...a FLOGGING!!

I'm sure we could give you one.. :blushing: ermm, a flogging, that is? :dom:


. . . you guys snuck in under the radar

Well it's mounted so high up the mainmast, it's not hard? Look how easily I got in.. :eek:

[SirTrey]

I'm sure we could give you one..

Not on your best day, babe..... :drink::drink::drink:


Aren't royalty supposed to be a pain in the ass, then?? :babe:

You know you drive Me CRAZY with that accent! Very sexy! :love:


Would you like some coke and piece of lime with the rum?

(being nice to get my way)

Nah, when you're nice, it means I am getting MY way, Luv...... :love:

[Lovely Rita]

Not on your best day, babe..... :drink::drink::drink:



You know you drive Me CRAZY with that accent! Very sexy! :love:



Nah, when you're nice, it means I am getting MY way, Luv...... :love:


That's all I have to say for now......Touche

[Nicki B]

Not on your best day, babe..... :drink::drink::drink:


Another [-]glass[/-] bottle? :)

(We'll see....)

[SirTrey]

Another glass bottle?

LOL.......Nice try......but thanks, I've had enough for tonight....So very sweet of you to offer, though....:love: :wave:

[Lovely Rita]

LOL.......Nice try......but thanks, I've had enough for tonight....So very sweet of you to offer, though....:love: :wave:


Trey, enough? I thought there was no such thing as enough. Aren't Pirates supposed to never have enough?

We wenches shop till we drop, so I gathered you drank every drop until you dropped...........no?

Fact must be stranger than fiction:tongueout

[Nicki B]

Maybe, somehow, he has a headache? :whistling:

[SirTrey]

Trey, enough? I thought there was no such thing as enough.

I have a bottle in My cabin, dear.....Wasn't about to fall for Nicki's bottle trick.....THIS Pirate needs to go into his cave every now and get away from wenches....I did that....but I'm back, sweetie, no worries....:) :drink::drink: :love:


Maybe, somehow, he has a headache?

No, I told you.....you wenches are a pain somewhere ELSE!! <<speaking metaphorically, of course>> :tongueout :love:

[Nicki B]

I told you.....you wenches are a pain somewhere ELSE!!

We try... we do try. :dom:

[Lovely Rita]

I have a bottle in My cabin, dear.....Wasn't about to fall for Nicki's bottle trick.....THIS Pirate needs to go into his cave every now and get away from wenches....I did that....but I'm back, sweetie, no worries....:) :drink::drink: :love:




No, I told you.....you wenches are a pain somewhere ELSE!! <<speaking metaphorically, of course>> :tongueout :love:



Never heard of a Pirate turning down an opportunity to drink especially with a beautiful long legged wench like Nicki:tongueout

[SirTrey]

We try... we do try.

I know you do....and YOU, Nicki, are the undisputed Queen of the Pain in the A** Wenches...but....you can get away with it....because you are so lovely.....Lucky for you....:hugs::love:


Never heard of a Pirate turning down an opportunity to drink especially with a beautiful long legged wench like Nicki

You think I would turn down Nicki? NO way. She was going to hit Me with that bottle....and she knows it....She is a feisty one! Gotta keep an eye on her! <<and I do, often>>:tongueout:love:

[Nicki B]

YOU, Nicki, are the undisputed Queen of the Pain in the A** Wenches...but....you can get away with it....because you are so lovely.....Lucky for you....:hugs::love:

Still tryin' to work out if he deserves a slap for that, or not... :doh:

[Kieron Andrew]

Still tryin' to work out if he deserves a slap for that, or not... :doh:

id say so! :bs:

[SirTrey]

Still tryin' to work out if he deserves a slap for that, or not...

Nooooo.....you know you'd never slap ME....:love:


id say so!

Dude, you have NO sense of Pirate loyalty WHATSOEVER!! LOL :drink::eek:

[Kieron Andrew]

Dude, you have NO sense of Pirate loyalty WHATSOEVER!! LOL :drink::eek:
hey pretty girls and all that :heehee: and i KNOW you get that

[SirTrey]

hey pretty girls and all that and i KNOW you get that

Nobody gets that better than Sir Trey....I'm a LOVER.....:love::love::love::tongueout

[Nicki B]

Nooooo.....you know you'd never slap ME....:love:

I MIGHT - just on account...

That, or practice my sword skills on your fly-buttons? :whistling:

[SirTrey]

That, or practice my sword skills on your fly-buttons?

Glad to hear you're thinking about My fly buttons....:love::love::love:

[Nicki B]

Oops - sorry!

Did I draw blood??


You might need a bandage on that... :hmmm:

[SirTrey]

Oops - sorry!
Did I draw blood??
You might need a bandage on that...

Nah....No bleeding or anything...but it's SO sweet of you to offer to be My nurse!! I will keep that in mind the next time I need some "hands on care"....:tongueout:hugs::love::drink:

[Lovely Rita]

Swords on fly buttons? Bleeding ? Slaps ?
I was away for a few days in Port Royale and as usual it seems I miss all the fun.

[Nicki B]

...but it's SO sweet of you to offer to be My nurse!!

Tha last time I did that job was for the tranny netball matches at this year's Sparkle (http://www.sparkle.org.uk/) - the casualty list was one ripped ankle, two skinned knuckles and one concussion.

Netball is supposed to be a non-contact sport... :eek:

[SirTrey]

Swords on fly buttons? Bleeding ? Slaps ?
I was away for a few days in Port Royale and as usual it seems I miss all the fun.

Is there ever a day that's NOT fun on this crazy ship, sweetie? That's what you get for staying in port for a few days! :blink::drink::drink::drink:
Oh, and welcome back! :love::hugs:

[DanielMacBride]

Netball is supposed to be a non-contact sport... :eek:

Heh...you should see MY list of netball-related war wounds LOL...that puts paid to any assumption of 'non-contact'! I had torn muscles, ligaments and tendons in both knees (had it happen to my right knee first as a direct result of contact from another player, and just as that had healed it happened to my left knee, again as a result of contact from another player! So i was on crutches for a LONG time), twisted my ankles several times (most often from being deliberately tripped by other players), concussion (from player contact), more bruises and scrapes than I could possibly count....hence why I will not let my daughters play netball (my now 19yo did play for a while but got a few injuries, so she quit and went on to play tennis instead LOL).

Daniel

[Nicki B]

Heh...you should see MY list of netball-related war wounds LOL...

Ever play mixed hockey, at school? :hiding: I still have a scar visible on my forehead from a hockey stick..

(For US viewers this is NOT ice hockey..)

But the most violent game, I gather, to play with mixed teams, is hurling?

[Lovely Rita]

Is there ever a day that's NOT fun on this crazy ship, sweetie? That's what you get for staying in port for a few days! :blink::drink::drink::drink:
Oh, and welcome back! :love::hugs:

It is true, better fun has never been had than on the Transgenderer.

No regrets though regarding Port Royale, plenty of drinks, goodies and shopping:D:D:D

[DanielMacBride]

Ever play mixed hockey, at school? :hiding: I still have a scar visible on my forehead from a hockey stick..

Yup, played that too...at my school it was a case of if you didn't hit someone first with the damn hockey stick, you would inevitably BE hit...evil, evil game was that hockey :devil:

Daniel

[Lovely Rita]

Pretty quiet on this thread today. Oh yea, everyone is probably swabbing the deck, repairing the mast. Nursing hangovers, plotting the next pillage, oversleeping.

Counting the loot and appraising the booty, shinning the cutless and swords for brandishing. Changing the eye patches, and attaching the hooks and wooden legs.

Lots to do, there are not enough hours in the day.

Oh well, I guess I will just have the hair of the dog..........

[SirTrey]

Pretty quiet on this thread today. Oh yea, everyone is probably swabbing the deck, repairing the mast. Nursing hangovers, plotting the next pillage, oversleeping.
Counting the loot and appraising the booty, shinning the cutless and swords for brandishing. Changing the eye patches, and attaching the hooks and wooden legs.
Lots to do, there are not enough hours in the day.

Not sure what the rest of the crew is doing, but Sir Trey is confined to quarters with the "man flu".....Any wenches willing to come and nurse Me back to health are more than welcome...:love:


Oh well, I guess I will just have the hair of the dog..........

Whoever said rum was bad for you when you're sick? Burns the germs right out of your body, I say!! :drink::drink::drink::drink::drink: :D

[Nicki B]

...and swords for brandishing.

Brandishing? :devil:

*Aims for another fly button*


Not sure what the rest of the crew is doing, but Sir Trey is confined to quarters with the "man flu".....

Hah - I was there, yesterday. That'll teach you to try and get amorous... :p

[SirTrey]

Brandishing?
*Aims for another fly button*

Geez, aiming for the fly buttons when I have the "man flu"?? You really ARE an EVIL wench!! :devil:


Hah - I was there, yesterday. That'll teach you to try and get amorous...

Sir Trey does not TRY to get amorous....Sir Trey IS amorous.....:love::hugs:

[Nicki B]

Sir Trey does not TRY to get amorous....Sir Trey IS amorous.....:love::hugs:

And he reckons he's got the 'flu.... :rolleyes:

[SirTrey]

And he reckons he's got the 'flu....

A little thing like the man flu does not deter the truly amorous....:) It only spurs us on to quicker healing as there are wenches to charm and seduce, My dear! And, a little piece of advice....Don't mess with Sir Trey right now or he will sneeze on you....LOL:rasp:

[Tobie]

This evening, I was approached with a proposal. Took me by surprise, and I'm quite flattered by it. And I intend to accept it.

Captain Lex, I have decided I would like to serve SirTrey as his private cabin boy. I have consulted with my spiritual advisor on this. With his blessing, I would like to accept the offer from SirTrey.

*now waits, all giddy and shaky*

[SirTrey]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


This evening, I was approached with a proposal. Took me by surprise, and I'm quite flattered by it. And I intend to accept it.
Captain Lex, I have decided I would like to serve SirTrey as his private cabin boy. I have consulted with my spiritual advisor on this. With his blessing, I would like to accept the offer from SirTrey.
*now waits, all giddy and shaky*

Now that's My good boy....:) <<<pats on the head>>> Well, Captain, you said I could have one if I could lure him to My cabin....This is the one I want....:) Thank you, Captain, I shall ENJOY having My own cabin boy immensely. Tiergan, a drink, boy...in My cabin....:) :drink::drink:

[CaptLex]

Wow . . . that didn't take long! :eek: Alright, Trey, he's all yours . . . :heehee:

[Tobie]

Well Captain, you did accuse us cabin boys of being, overall, easy. ;)

Sir Trey, I will gladly have a drink.. in your cabin.

[ZenFrost]

This evening, I was approached with a proposal. Took me by surprise, and I'm quite flattered by it. And I intend to accept it.

Captain Lex, I have decided I would like to serve SirTrey as his private cabin boy. I have consulted with my spiritual advisor on this. With his blessing, I would like to accept the offer from SirTrey.

*now waits, all giddy and shaky*

\You consulted your spiritual advisor but didn't even think to talk to the ship's Guru? Hmph. :dry:

[Tobie]

Awww Zen, I'm sorry! See, foolish me, I can't even be sensible.

(my advisor, aka s/o, chatted about it with me, had some amusing comments)

[SirTrey]

Wow . . . that didn't take long! Alright, Trey, he's all yours . . .

:drink: Happy to have him, Captain....and thanks again! :D


Sir Trey, I will gladly have a drink.. in your cabin.

See....learning to be obedient already....I'm pleased.....Bring lots of rum, it's going to be a loooooong night....:drink: :drink: :drink: :devil:


Well Captain, you did accuse us cabin boys of being, overall, easy.

Well, just don't think that being Trey's cabin boy and being easy (other than with Me, which I encourage) doesn't come with consequences, Tiergan! :chained::dom::gg:

[ZenFrost]

Awww Zen, I'm sorry! See, foolish me, I can't even be sensible.


Exactly. :tongue: I got this promotion for a reason. :winkp:

[Nicki B]

....Don't mess with Sir Trey right now or he will sneeze on you....LOL:rasp:

Is it safe to come out, yet? :hiding:

[Tobie]

Consequences.. yes, I'm shaking in my smelly socks.

[SirTrey]

Is it safe to come out, yet?

Yes, because you aren't Tiergan....:D


Consequences.. yes, I'm shaking in my smelly socks.

If you aren't, you SHOULD be, cabin boy! But I think you already KNOW that....Oh, and if your socks are smelly, then WASH them....and Mine while you are at it....which I know you will heartily enjoy! :chained::kissing:

[Lovely Rita]

Suzy, Nicki, while they are occupied with their cabin boys, and drinking all that rum what do you say we go shopping? Let's do something.....I need something to lift my spirits and shopping always does the trick.

[CaptLex]

If you aren't, you SHOULD be, cabin boy! But I think you already KNOW that....Oh, and if your socks are smelly, then WASH them....and Mine while you are at it....which I know you will heartily enjoy! :chained::kissing:
And people think I'm demanding! :eek: I treat my cabin boys very sweetly . . . :kissing:

[SirTrey]

And people think I'm demanding! I treat my cabin boys very sweetly . . .

Tiergan needs a firmer hand....and I can give him that....:)

[Nicki B]

.....I need something to lift my spirits and shopping always does the trick.

What's up, chuck? :hmmm:

Sure, let's leave this lot to their laundry, for a while..

[SirTrey]

What's up, chuck?
Sure, let's leave this lot to their laundry, for a while..

I don't DO laundry....that's why I have a CABIN BOY.....gives Me more time to keep an eye on what you wenches are up to....No shopping. Go cook or something. :thumbsdn::tongueout:drink:

[Nicki B]

I don't DO laundry....

*sniffs*

We'd noticed... :hmmm:

Perhaps you should?

[SirTrey]

*sniffs*
We'd noticed...
Perhaps you should?

That's why we let you wenches on board in the first place....geez. We have enough to do....What, you think you can shop all day and get a free ride on this ship? Captain....wench revolt....what do you want done with them? I say give them the laundry, some soap, and make them earn their keep! :)

[Nicki B]

We have enough to do....

Right.......

Did you ever hear of the term 'shipshape and Bristol-fashion'?

*nudges empty grog bottle with toe* :rolleyes:

[Lovely Rita]

*sniffs*

We'd noticed... :hmmm:

Perhaps you should?


While the question of what to do with us is in committee, Nicki and I are already gone. Have to be quick to catch us. We are already on the dingy and on our way.:tongueout

Nicki, there are some great shops at the port, but first let's get a boost at Starbucks so we can gossip and catch up, I hope those cabin boys know what they are in for:heehee:

[SirTrey]

*nudges empty grog bottle with toe*

Drinking is one of the things that we NEED to do....We're PIRATES!!!!! :drink::drink::drink::drink::drink::drink: <<hiccup>>

[Nicki B]

We are already on the dingy and on our way.

And rowing plays havoc with the manicure... You sure there weren't any cabin boys free? :coffee:

[Lovely Rita]

And rowing plays havoc with the manicure... You sure there weren't any cabin boys free? :coffee:

Just keep eyes ahead so we do not hit a sandbar, or run aground. Also sit in the middle so dingy stays level, don't want salt water getting in the dingy.

[Nicki B]

Just keep eyes ahead...

I'm not sure you've got this rowing lark sussed, yet - or shall I give you both oars?

[SirTrey]

While the question of what to do with us is in committee, Nicki and I are already gone. Have to be quick to catch us. We are already on the dingy and on our way.

Hey, the dingy IS gone!! Cheeky wenches took our dingy....Just when I was gonna fix the hole in it!! Oh, well, there are always more wenches to take their place....No big deal. Hope the snakes I kept in there escaped before they left, though....<<<sigh>>> <<<having another drink>>>:drink::drink:

[DanielMacBride]

Awww you mean we may have lost the snakes? DAMN!!! I liked the little critters ;)

Daniel

[SirTrey]

Awww you mean we may have lost the snakes? DAMN!!! I liked the little critters

Not only THAT....a perfectly good DINGY, too.....Man, what a day!! Only one thing to do....DRINK!!!! :drink::drink::drink::drink::drink:

[Nicki B]

Awww you mean we may have lost the snakes?

*burp*

They were nice, fried in garlic... Bit like chicken?

[DanielMacBride]

:eek: now what did you go and do that for, eating those poor innocent snakes!!!! jeez, wench, you know how to push it ;)

Daniel

[SirTrey]

now what did you go and do that for, eating those poor innocent snakes!!!! jeez, wench, you know how to push it

Awwww....don't worry, Daniel....we can get more snakes....the good news is the wenches are going down...the dingy's got a hole....I say we have a party to celebrate....who needs a wench when a good cabin boy's at least got some common sense...and he ain't going shopping!!:drink::drink::drink:

[Nicki B]

..jeez, wench, you know how to push it

:wall:

What does it take, to get accepted as a pirate round here? :rolleyes:

(Apart from being able to repair leaks, that is - empty grog bottles can have their uses?)


*Flexes hand, ready for a slap*

[Kieron Andrew]

:wall:

What does it take, to get accepted as a pirate round here? :rolleyes:

lol oooohhh i see what Nicki's been trying to do, show her worth as a pirate!!! what d'ya reckon boys does she fit the bill, i think so!

[Adam]

:wall:

What does it take, to get accepted as a pirate round here? :rolleyes:

(Apart from being able to repair leaks, that is - empty grog bottles can have their uses?)


*Flexes hand, ready for a slap*


your part of the pirates gang then now and dont forget to feed the monkey :heehee:

[SirTrey]

lol oooohhh i see what Nicki's been trying to do, show her worth as a pirate!!! what d'ya reckon boys does she fit the bill, i think so!

Woulda worked better if she hadn't gone shopping with Rita....a true Pirate defends the booty...doesn't spend it....Nicki, before I have My say, what do you say to that? :)

[Kieron Andrew]

Woulda worked better if she hadn't gone shopping with Rita....a true Pirate defends the booty...doesn't spend it....Nicki, before I have My say, what do you say to that? :)

haa! Adam stepped in and promoted her, he is second in command after all :tongueout

[Adam]

haa! Adam stepped in and promoted her, he is second in command after all :tongueout


i have been reading this thread and was not sure how to join in but i wanted to promote her so i did :D:p

[SirTrey]

haa! Adam stepped in and promoted her, he is second in command after all

Still, don't you want to hear the explaination? Personally, I think Nicki would make a good Pirate...but she would have to abandon the wenches and swear her loyalty to the Pirate side....don't you agree?

[Kieron Andrew]

i have been reading this thread and was not sure how to join in but i wanted to promote her so i did :D:p

yay for Adam:hugs:

[Nicki B]

your part of the pirates gang then now and dont forget to feed the monkey :heehee:

Try some snake? :)


....a true Pirate defends the booty...doesn't spend it....Nicki, before I have My say, what do you say to that? :)

Who said we were paying? *flexes sword*


i have been reading this thread and was not sure how to join in but i wanted to promote her so i did :D:p

Good to see you around - how many pirates can [-]you[/-] we get in a Mini? :winking:


Still, don't you want to hear the explaination? Personally, I think Nicki would make a good Pirate...but she would have to abandon the wenches and swear her loyalty to the Pirate side....don't you agree?

Why on earth can't you be a girl and a pirate? It's not like there isn't an honourable tradition? :)

(Don't look too closely at Cutthroat Island :hmmm: )

[SirTrey]

Who said we were paying? *flexes sword*

Aw, well if THAT'S what you were doing, then I completely understand...Thievery I totally get....Welcome to the fold, Pirate Nicki!! :rolleyesp::skull::hugs::love: Have a grog!! :drink::drink:

[CaptLex]

your part of the pirates gang then now and dont forget to feed the monkey :heehee:
:lol2:

Good job on Nicki's promotion, Adam. :thumbsup: Aunt Sally (Salandra) is a serving wench and also a full-fledged pirate (always first in a fight), so I think Nicki definitely can do both jobs too - especially if she's anything like Morgan Adams (Cutthroat Island). :D

Also, I think Rita needs to spend some time in that dingy she tried to commandeer - and she obviously needs a firm hand to keep her in her place. So I'll accompany her and make sure she learns that lesson. :winkp: Nobody interrupt us . . . in other words, if the dingy's a rockin' don't bother knockin'! :bg:

P.S. I LOVE that avatar, Adam! :heehee:

[SirTrey]

Yes give me the other oar, by all means.

I think the CAPTAIN is going to give you the oar....right across your backside, sweetie! LOL :yahoo::spank:

[Lovely Rita]

I think the CAPTAIN is going to give you the oar....right across your backside, sweetie! LOL :yahoo::spank:

Command does have it's priviledges:tongueout:tongueout:tongueout

[SirTrey]

Command does have it's priviledges

Yep....and happy to see HIM do it....I have a cabin boy to train....TIERGAN!!! Get your butt back in this cabin, boy!!

[CaptLex]

I think the CAPTAIN is going to give you the oar....right across your backside, sweetie! LOL :yahoo::spank:

Nah, Trey, that's not my style . . . I'm a believer in the art of seduction. :love:

So Rita . . . step into the longboat with me and help me with that oar. :kiss:

[Lovely Rita]

Yep....and happy to see HIM do it....I have a cabin boy to train....TIERGAN!!! Get your butt back in this cabin, boy!!


Yea, right:heehee:

[CaptLex]

Eye eye Captain, can't accuse me of insubordination.:D

Mojito my Captain?
You read my mind, sweetheart . . . :cheers:

[Nicki B]

Anybody remember the end of 'Dr No'??

Where James and his girl are being towed along in the launch, behind a cutter - and slowly, the painter starts to slide between his fingers? :laugh:

[Tobie]

Yea, right:heehee:

Mind your manners, wench!

*flings clean, but rather worn socks on some reasonably-clean surface*

Lordie, can't a cabin boy get his chores done without getting bellowed at? Sir Trey, you really have to be more patient with me. I'm but one boy, can only do so much at one time!

*mutters* All the damn bickering.

[SirTrey]

Sir Trey, you really have to be more patient with me. I'm but one boy, can only do so much at one time!

I **HAVE** to be more patient with you? Do I, really? Hmmm....Pondering that over a grog..:drink: You really should be wary when I ponder, cabin boy..... Better just to do what you're told without grumbling....but you're new...you'll learn....:devil: We will discuss in My cabin in a little while....rope or chains? paddles or whips? ball gag or cloth? So many choices....so little time.....:drink:

[Tobie]

Well obviously you don't HAVE to be, but it stands to reason that my jobs will be completed to precision if I'm not worried about not doing them fast enough.

Rope, whips, and cloth if you will, Sir. ;)

[SirTrey]

Rope, whips, and cloth if you will, Sir.

Okay, now we're communicating!! :) Nice job on the socks....try to keep the attitude in check and ropes, whips and cloth it is....:) Bring a bottle when you come....and some ice cubes and pure paraffin wax....not the cheap stuff, on this I will splurge....just for YOU. :love:

[Tobie]

And if my attitude isn't always in check? I can't help but be a bit argumentative at times, it IS my nature.

Ice cubes and paraffin, hmmm? Didn't know we kept ice on the ship, and I'll have to check with the man in charge of supplies to see if we have paraffin.

But thank you so much Sir for the good wax, and not the cheap stuff.. or beeswax. *shudder*

[Nicki B]

Err - is anyone else wondering who's going to end up polishing who... :strugglin

[Tobie]

Err - is anyone else wondering who's going to end up polishing who... :strugglin
Who said anything about polishing??

[SirTrey]

Who said anything about polishing??

Don't worry....Nobody needs to know why the paraffin....Our little secret....that's why the gag...so it stays that way...:heehee:


Is there a do not disturb sign around?

If there is, Tiergan and I want to borrow it!!! :hugs:


Didn't know we kept ice on the ship

There must be some, Captain and his wench are having mojitos, and those would be pretty disgusting warm....They might end up rocking that boat from puking! :eek: (checked the recipe, sure enough, needs ice). :D

[Tobie]

Then I can easily find the ice. Who's the supply keeper around here??

[Nicki B]

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[SirTrey]

Thanks, Nicki.....You are a true Pirate pal!! :drink: :smilep::skull:

[Nicki B]

Which do we think is appropriate?

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[SirTrey]

Which do we think is appropriate?

Geez, it's so hard to choose....They are both appropriate in their own way....Tiergan IS tied up, but the wenches CAN tidy up around him because I just left him there for a while (if you happen to see them, though, please let them know to be a bit careful around Tiergan's back, it might be a big sore and raw, watch the cleaning sprays), but he won't be any trouble or get in their way.....Is BOTH an option? I like having YOU as a Pirate Comrade, Pirate Nicki!! :laugh::skull::drink:

[Nicki B]

..the wenches CAN tidy up around him

They might not be impressed by what you've done to their feather duster, though... :rolleyes:

[Nicki B]

Especially for the Cap'n..

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[SirTrey]

They might not be impressed by what you've done to their feather duster, though
Oh, is THAT what that thing was? I don't know much about cleaning, I guess....but CAN make good use of common shipboard items!! (It's a gift) Right, Tiergan? :devil::drink::love:

[CaptLex]

Especially for the Cap'n..
:lol2:

[Nicki B]

Who's gonna fight over this one? :whistling:

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[SirTrey]

Who's gonna fight over this one?

Hey Nicki...You were so sweet to go out looking for things for everyone else....Here is a Treasure chest's worth of gifts for YOU! Such a lovely lady should have lovely things...Enjoy, sweetie....**Trey**
http://www.dirtgoddess.com/art/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=192&g2_serialNumber=2

[Tobie]

*grumbles* Can't a guy get some rest after a long night without waking up to the smell of cleanliness? Ugh!

[SirTrey]

*grumbles* Can't a guy get some rest after a long night without waking up to the smell of cleanliness? Ugh!

Good Morning, cabin boy!! You slept remarkably well for one chained to a wall...I was never able to sleep upright....How's your back, sweetie? :devil:

[Tobie]

Sleep is all relative. My back... well, I'd say it's sufficiently tenderized.

[SirTrey]

Sleep is all relative. My back... well, I'd say it's sufficiently tenderized.

So much more tasty when something is tender, Tiergan...will be tenderizing more later tonight....Good thing you got some sleep!! :devil: :drink::drink::drink:

[Melanie85]

A few quick questions for all you pirates:


1. What are the three ARRs of Piracy (or, Privateering as some may call it)?

2. Do you support the endeavors of online pirates? (i.e. illegal music downloads, movie piracy)

3. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in an open letter (http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/) claims that global warming is a direct cause of the plummeting number of pirates worldwide. What are your thoughts on this?
http://www.venganza.org/piratesarecool4.gif

4. Are Pirates considered Sailors? If so, are they required to curse like sailors?

5.What's the difference between Testosterone, TestostARRone, TestARRsterum, and plain ol' regular rum?

Oh that reminds me... I need to build a distress signal to get off this ship and back into Girly-Island... where's the rum?

[CaptLex]

A few quick questions for all you pirates:

1. What are the three ARRs of Piracy (or, Privateering as some may call it)?
We don't need no educashun! :p


2. Do you support the endeavors of online pirates? (i.e. illegal music downloads, movie piracy)
Only if it's done on the high seas - piracy on dry land is for landlubbers. :doh:


3. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster claims that global warming is a direct cause of the plummeting number of pirates worldwide. What are your thoughts on this?
That explains so much. :raisedeyebrow:


4. Are Pirates considered Sailors? If so, are they required to curse like sailors?
Of course we're sailors . . . and swearing like a sailor is as important as rum and tattoos. :thumbsup:


5.What's the difference between Testosterone, TestostARRone, TestARRsterum, and plain ol' regular rum?
At least you didn't ask about Testolexrum (yes, there is such a thing). We could tell you, but then we'd have to keel-haul you. :tongueout


Oh that reminds me... I need to build a distress signal to get off this ship and back into Girly-Island... where's the rum?
We had that happen once and then we found ourselves in a "why is the rum gone?" situation - so no rum for you! :nono: