I am so jealous, you guys have such a wonderful, supportive and loving vibe here.

[Lovely Rita]

The great thing I see with regards to the Transmasculine forum.


When I read your threads and posts I can really enjoy the comraderie. You guys are the best with each other, and with the occassional MTF visitor.

I see so much loving support, and I also see the great rough housing that can only happen amongst true friends.

In my culture, when you are really close and tight friends you engage in playful insults, which shows the level of confidence you have in each others friendship which insecurity would never allow for.

You guys are so fortunate.

Thank you for letting me visit.

[nikki_t]

I've noticed this too. :thumbup:

[SirTrey]

Your name suits you, Rita....You really ARE lovely....:) Thanks for what you said, it is much appreciated. And you, too Nikki....We do have fun in here....Please come and join us often! :) <<<bowing>>> **Sir Trey**

[nikki_t]

Your name suits you, Rita....You really ARE lovely....:) Thanks for what you said, it is much appreciated. And you, too Nikki....We do have fun in here....Please come and join us often! :) <<<bowing>>> **Sir Trey**

Scared. Don't want anyone to feel like I'm sticking my nose where it don't belong. :o

[SirTrey]

We don't bite in here....well, Kieron IS a bulldog, but he's really just a cuddly little puppy at heart.....<<<ducking, I know he's going to throw something at Me>>> :) **Trey** (who is about to go and enter the witness protection program....LOL)

[Tamara Croft]

Scared. Don't want anyone to feel like I'm sticking my nose where it don't belong. :oThe guys are great, welcoming and kewl to hang out with :D and they don't bite... well not hard... well I heard Kieron bites... uhuh... he does.... :eek:

:hiding:

[Lovely Rita]

The guys are great, welcoming and kewl to hang out with :D and they don't bite... well not hard... well I heard Kieron bites... uhuh... he does.... :eek:

:hiding:

One of the best times I have ever had was here in Transmasculine.

Warmest welcome I ever got.

Thanks Guys:thumbsup:

[SirTrey]

The guys are great, welcoming and kewl to hang out with :D and they don't bite... well not hard... well I heard Kieron bites... uhuh... he does.... :eek:

:hiding:

I wouldn't know....he wouldn't DARE bite ME....LOL :tongueout



One of the best times I have ever had was here in Transmasculine.

Warmest welcome I ever got.

Then by all means, come back anytime....:hugs:

[nikki_t]

We don't bite in here....well, Kieron IS a bulldog, but he's really just a cuddly little puppy at heart.....<<<ducking, I know he's going to throw something at Me>>> :) **Trey** (who is about to go and enter the witness protection program....LOL)


The guys are great, welcoming and kewl to hang out with :D and they don't bite... well not hard... well I heard Kieron bites... uhuh... he does.... :eek:

:hiding:

Yeah, I'm kinda scared of Kieron... I have arms like wet noodles. :o

[SirTrey]

Yeah, I'm kinda scared of Kieron... I have arms like wet noodles. :o

Nah, he just barks a lot.....sometimes a REAL lot....but he won't bite you, I promise!! :heehee:

[Tobie]

Where's the fun in no biting? ;)

I admit, I love the atmosphere here too. Although my s/o is on the site as well, I don't really venture into the MtF because there's just so many ladies there, so many posts, it's overwhelming.

[SirTrey]

Where's the fun in no biting? ;)

I admit, I love the atmosphere here too. Although my s/o is on the site as well, I don't really venture into the MtF because there's just so many ladies there, so many posts, it's overwhelming.

Okay....I will go so far as to say that Kieron might NIP every now and then...but he doesn't really BITE....I mean, no big chunks of flesh or anything (wait till he logs on and sees this....I will, by then, hopefully, have a new identity in the witness protection program...but, I digress....)...I pretty much stay here, too...It can be overwhelming and there is a lot to read....we are certainly not a BORING ship, that's for sure.....Aaaaarrrrgghhhh. :drink:

[Tamara Croft]

I think he will kill us both... but it's ok... :bs: I don't care anymore :lol: I think I've lost the plot completely... going now... gone nuts... :Pullhair:

[nikki_t]

Where's the fun in no biting? ;)

I could make a comment about that but I won't. :heehee:




I admit, I love the atmosphere here too. Although my s/o is on the site as well, I don't really venture into the MtF because there's just so many ladies there, so many posts, it's overwhelming.

I think it's because there's a smaller number of FTMs here which is why there's comraderie. The posts and diversity on MTFs is a little overwhelming and arguments can easily flare up (as I've discovered - thanks again Rita! Your "acceptance" poll/thread kept me happy for hours LOL).

Anyways, I did have a FTM question but I don't want to ask it in public so I don't know who to ask. The reason I don't want to ask in public is because it concerns our daughter and one of her friends.

Nikki

[Tamara Croft]

Ask Captlex in PM and ask him to post it in the clubhouse for you Nikki ;) That way, it will be private and only answers from FTM's will be in the thread.

[nikki_t]

Ask Captlex in PM and ask him to post it in the clubhouse for you Nikki ;) That way, it will be private and only answers from FTM's will be in the thread.

Thanks Tamara (LOL didn't even know what the clubhouse was till just now). SirTrey just PM'd me and offered so I'll give it to him so he can post it. :happy:

Thanks!!

[AmandaM]

They're wonderful and have fun cuz they're guys. Not catty like MTF women! :devil:

[Tamara Croft]

They're wonderful and have fun cuz they're guys. Not catty like MTF women! :devil::lol: someone finally admits it :lol:

sorry

:hiding:

[Tristan]

Treating others with respect isn't as hard as some people make it out to be.

[SirTrey]

Treating others with respect isn't as hard as some people make it out to be.

Tristan, you are ABSOLUTELY right....It's not.

[Tobie]

:lol: someone finally admits it :lol:

sorry

:hiding:

I didn't want to be the one to say it. :tongueout

And now of course, I'm curious about where the fun is in not biting. :heehee:

[SirTrey]

And now of course, I'm curious about where the fun is in not biting.

Dude, trust Me, I'm all ABOUT the biting....I just said that Kieron doesn't bite....not too often....well, hmmm.....never mind....:)

[nikki_t]

Just wanted to thank everyone in the clubhouse for looking at my stuff and the responses I got. :love:

[ZenFrost]

Thank you! We're a lot like a big FtM family here. I consider the guys to be my brothers, in a somewhat convoluted, online kind of way. And as a family we end up to being here for each other and supporting each other, and we like to pass that on to the MtF and GG visitors (who aren't completely lost in a pink fog :winkp:).

[nikki_t]

Thank you! We're a lot like a big FtM family here. I consider the guys to be my brothers, in a somewhat convoluted, online kind of way. And as a family we end up to being here for each other and supporting each other, and we like to pass that on to the MtF and GG visitors (who aren't completely lost in a pink fog :winkp:).

LOL Pink fog!

I did have another question though that's been niggling me for ages and I didn't have the courage to ask in case I looked totally stupid, so here goes...

What's with all the pirate connotations around here??? :confused:

[Albtraum]

SirTrey beat me to the punch, but I'll repeat it. Your name suits you to a T. A second opinion never hurts:happy:

I'm fairly new here myself, but WELCOME!

I never bite a lady (unless she indicates she likes it).:devil:

[ZenFrost]

LOL Pink fog!

I did have another question though that's been niggling me for ages and I didn't have the courage to ask in case I looked totally stupid, so here goes...

What's with all the pirate connotations around here??? :confused:

That's a good question. I wasn't around when it started way back when, but basically we (the FtMs) are 'pirates,' and these boards are our pirate ship. CaptLex is the captain, and we all have various roles from cabin boy to librarian. The ship is named The Genderquest. I was recently promoted to the ship's Guru (spiritual leader).

The whole pirate thing is basically us just being silly. It can be tiring to be serious all the time, so the pirating brings fun to our side of the forum.

Sometime we throw pirate parties and have pirate threads (most recently http://www.crossdressers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=68667) and everyone is welcome to participate. We go roll playing around the boards as pirates and have a jolly old time. And recently Tamara gave us piratey emoticons like this -> :skull:

Most of us happen to be really into pirates (and a certain pirate themed movie :winkp:) so this is the result.

Hmmm, speaking of pirates, we really should post our official ranks again. Hey Cap'n! That sounds like a job for our captain to post all our ranks in one place for all to see.

[nikki_t]

Thanks for clearing that up!! I was getting really confused. Sounds like you guys know how to have fun. :D

[Syr_SwitchyGQ]

Scared. Don't want anyone to feel like I'm sticking my nose where it don't belong. :o

Okay yeah... that's how I feel about all of the other sections besides Transmasculine and/or the Clubhouse. I do have a question I've been meaning to specifically ask of the MtF peoples, but it's a question of a video that my entire floor finds hysterical and I wondered if they thought it was funny too or offensive... idk... anyone know where/how I could post it so that I didn't raise anyone's blood pressure?

[Kieron Andrew]

well, Kieron IS a bulldog, but he's really just a cuddly little puppy at heart.....<<<ducking, I know he's going to throw something at Me>>> :) **Trey** (who is about to go and enter the witness protection program....LOL)
You just wait til i come back.....giving me a reputation with the ladies!!:eek:


well I heard Kieron bites... uhuh... he does.... I never bite the ladies!!!


I wouldn't know....he wouldn't DARE bite ME....LOL wanna bet!!!


Yeah, I'm kinda scared of Kieron... I have arms like wet noodles. :oawww dont be scared of me im a big old puppy dog, and id never bite a beautiful kind lady :D


Nah, he just barks a lot.....sometimes a REAL lot....but he won't bite you, I promise!!yup i bark when people piss me off lol


Okay....I will go so far as to say that Kieron might NIP every now and then...but he doesn't really BITE....I mean, no big chunks of flesh or anything (wait till he logs on and sees this....I will, by then, hopefully, have a new identity in the witness protection program...but, I digress....)...ok ok can we quit with making people think i bite when i dont!! :rolleyes:


I think he will kill us both... but it's ok... :bs: I don't care anymore :lol: I think I've lost the plot completely... going now... gone nuts... :Pullhair:you are dead woman!


Dude, trust Me, I'm all ABOUT the biting....I just said that Kieron doesn't bite....not too often....well, hmmm.....never mind....:)nope i only nibble when a lady wants me to....!!!!




What's with all the pirate connotations around here??? :confused:

Blame Captlex for that one! but hey if it brings us together so be it!, as Trans people we spend a good deal of time thinking or talking about gender issues, this is our way of still hanging out and having something to say that may not be about trans issues thus giving our brains a break from all that thinking

[Tristan]

I did have another question though that's been niggling me for ages and I didn't have the courage to ask in case I looked totally stupid, so here goes...

What's with all the pirate connotations around here??? :confused:

It's our guy way of bonding. I know the pirate stuff may seem a bit silly (it's really suppose to be a bit silly), but I think it's been what has brought us together as a group. The group that laughs together, stays together? I don't know.

[Lovely Rita]

Treating others with respect isn't as hard as some people make it out to be.

On this side of the universe I see the great friendship and respect to be exemplery, hope I spelled that right.

We have a lot to learn from you guys. No place is perfect but you GUYS really do have a great vibe.:thumbsup:


I salute you GUYS for maintaining an atmosphere of respect and mutual consideration.

[Lovely Rita]

:thumbsup:
You just wait til i come back.....giving me a reputation with the ladies!!:eek:

I never bite the ladies!!!

wanna bet!!!

awww dont be scared of me im a big old puppy dog, and id never bite a beautiful kind lady :D

yup i bark when people piss me off lol

ok ok can we quit with making people think i bite when i dont!! :rolleyes:

you are dead woman!

nope i only nibble when a lady wants me to....!!!!




Blame Captlex for that one! but hey if it brings us together so be it!, as Trans people we spend a good deal of time thinking or talking about gender issues, this is our way of still hanging out and having something to say that may not be about trans issues thus giving our brains a break from all that thinking


This would have just been too too many quotes for one post:D Over here I bet you could put your feet on the coffee table and leave your clothes thown around right?:thumbsup:

[Nicki B]

I never bite the ladies!!!
...awww dont be scared of me im a big old puppy dog, and id never bite a beautiful kind lady :D

...you are dead woman!

You can hide behind me if you need to, Tam - I guarantee you'll be safe there.. :roflmao:


Hey Cap'n! That sounds like a job for our captain to post all our ranks in one place for all to see.

Put me down for cook, nurse, gunner or sword sharpener - I'm pretty good in armouries too, I've signed for an awful lot of [-]assault rifles[/-] muskets in my time..


Warmest welcome I ever got.

Thanks Guys:thumbsup:

There's no reason all transfolk can't be like that, is there? We just have to concentrate on the similarities, not the differences... :hugs:

[Kieron Andrew]

This would have just been too many quotes for one post:D Over here I bet you could put your feet on the coffee table and leave your clothes thown around right?:thumbsup:
yup.....
and even hot coffee mugs down on wooden tables leaving coffee rings :heehee:

[Marla S]

yup.....
and even hot coffee mugs down on wooden tables leaving coffee rings :heehee:
:eek:
Please
:p

[Kieron Andrew]

:eek:
Please
:p

polish? whats that then? cleanings for the wenches!!!:D:heehee:

[Nicki B]

cleanings for the wenches!!!:D:heehee:

*Puts hands on hips and stares at Kieron..* :gg:

[Kieron Andrew]

*Puts hands on hips and stares at Kieron..*

oops! :bs: :angel: :hiding:

[Lovely Rita]

yup.....
and even hot coffee mugs down on wooden tables leaving coffee rings :heehee:

Can you leave it up just for fun? The toilet seat:D

Also how about the socks on the floor?

tell me more, tell me more.

[Marla S]

oops! :bs: :angel: :hiding:
Do you have a bulldozer ? I would need one before the *wench* :slap: :lol: can apply the polish.:heehee:

[SirTrey]

SirTrey beat me to the punch, but I'll repeat it. Your name suits you to a T. A second opinion never hurts

Hey!! Could it be that Sir Trey has a competitor bidding for His position as board "charmer"?? ROFL Nah, I guess not, I got there FIRST....:tongueout

[Kieron Andrew]

Hey!! Could it be that Sir Trey has a competitor bidding for His position as board "charmer"?? ROFL Nah, I guess not, I got there FIRST....:tongueout

hey i was here first!! bog off, im the board charmer, Lex has even called me that before! :tongueout

[Lovely Rita]

Hey!! Could it be that Sir Trey has a competitor bidding for His position as board "charmer"?? ROFL Nah, I guess not, I got there FIRST....:tongueout

For us, you can never have too many charmers:D

[SirTrey]

hey i was here first!! bog off, im the board charmer, Lex has even called me that before!

Well, who am I to argue with The Captain? :) <<<sigh>>> Okay, you can have that title, if you wish, BUT, remember, dude....It's pretty hard to find a man with the moxie of a Pirate and the gentlemanly ways of a Knight....so I MAY be working behind the scenes (and in My cabin) to secure My own position with both the fair maidens AND the crew....Sir Trey is a LOVER....And he doesn't discriminate....LOL :love: <<Lovely flowers all around>>> :tongueout

[Kieron Andrew]

BUT, remember, dude....It's pretty hard to find a man with the moxie of a Pirate and the gentlemanly ways of a Knight....

uhhhummm!! i AM gentlemanly! and my bulldog ways make me a perfect pirate!

[SirTrey]

For us, you can never have too many charmers

Let you in on a little secret, Rita....You only need ONE on this ship....Moi! :hugs: <<<kissing your hand>>>

[Lovely Rita]

Well, who am I to argue with The Captain? :) <<<sigh>>> Okay, you can have that title, if you wish, BUT, remember, dude....It's pretty hard to find a man with the moxie of a Pirate and the gentlemanly ways of a Knight....so I MAY be working behind the scenes (and in My cabin) to secure My own position with both the fair maidens AND the crew....Sir Trey is a LOVER....And he doesn't discriminate....LOL :love: <<Lovely flowers all around>>> :tongueout


uhhhummm!! i AM gentlemanly! and my bulldog ways make me a perfect pirate!

When the rutkus starts the maiden is always forgotton.

[Kieron Andrew]

When the rutkus starts the maiden is always forgotton.

nuhh uhh! i never forget! :love:

[SirTrey]

uhhhummm!! i AM gentlemanly! and my bulldog ways make me a perfect pirate!

Ah, I concede that you are quite the Pirate in the salty sea dog sort of way...but I am still the Weapon's Master, therefore, I posess strength AND a quiet charm that DOES, in fact, yield Me much activity in My cabin....Let's agree that we are BOTH charming in our own way....and....you only want half the prospects anyway....you're straight. LOL Sir Trey is a lover of ALL.....:Peace:

[SirTrey]

When the rutkus starts the maiden is always forgotton.

One so lovely as yourself could NEVER be forgotten, Mi Lady.....:kissing:

[Lovely Rita]

Let you in on a little secret, Rita....You only need ONE on this ship....Moi! :hugs: <<<kissing your hand>>>

So very true.:winking:


nuhh uhh! i never forget! :love:

Just wanted some attention....thats all:D You know the drill and how we are wired:heehee:

[Lovely Rita]

I want to stay here, I don't want to go back, can I please Please? I promise to misbehave just like all of you. Can I ?

[Kieron Andrew]

Just wanted some attention....thats all:D You know the drill and how we are wired:heehee:
That i do!!! and you shall receive attention when you ask:love:

[Kieron Andrew]

I want to stay here, I don't want to go back, can I please Please? I promise to misbehave just like all of you. Can I ?

you can hang out with us any time you wish Rita :) in fact all the girls can :D

[SirTrey]

I want to stay here, I don't want to go back, can I please Please? I promise to misbehave just like all of you. Can I ?

Sweetheart, you are more than welcome to stay....There's only one problem....We are short of cabins.....Hmm....That does present a unique problem, doesn't it? <<thinking>> Ah, Sir Trey has the solution....You can share Mine....It's the least I can do for such a lovely young thing as yourself....Feel free to move right in....:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :)

[SirTrey]

That i do!!! and you shall receive attention when you ask

Kieron, tsk tsk....Only ONE bunch of flowers for such a fair maiden? For shame!! :tongueout

[Kieron Andrew]

Kieron, tsk tsk....Only ONE bunch of flowers for such a fair maiden? For shame!! :tongueout

55372one bunch is enough when it is Red Roses and chocolate :tongueout

[Lovely Rita]

That i do!!! and you shall receive attention when you ask:love:

Wow, that is a tall order big boy:hugs:


you can hang out with us any time you wish Rita :) in fact all the girls can :D

I think I will keep this our little secret, don't want too much competition


Sweetheart, you are more than welcome to stay....There's only one problem....We are short of cabins.....Hmm....That does present a unique problem, doesn't it? <<thinking>> Ah, Sir Trey has the solution....You can share Mine....It's the least I can do for such a lovely young thing as yourself....Feel free to move right in....:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :)

Is that a problem?

[QUOTE=SirTrey;1045860]Kieron, tsk tsk....Only ONE bunch of flowers for such a fair maiden? For shame!!

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[CaptLex]

Hmmm, speaking of pirates, we really should post our official ranks again. Hey Cap'n! That sounds like a job for our captain to post all our ranks in one place for all to see.
Only for you cutie! :koc: Well, I tried to do it from memory, but that's not working too well right now (too much rum!) - so I know I've left people out. Help me out, boys and girls, who did I forget? :idontknow:

Captain – CaptLex
First Mate – Adam (also ship’s monkey)
Security/Bouncer – Constable Kieron
Purser (in charge of the rum - also 1st cabin boy) – Pocoyo
2nd Cabin Boy (first skirt boy) – Evert
Ship’s doctor – Abraxas (aka Dr. Abraxhouse)
Cook – Bi Weird
Quartermaster – Daniel
Weapons Master – Sir Trey
Ship’s Librarian – Das
Logmaster – Ace Boy
Navigator – Aethen
Cartographer (and cabin boy) – Tristan
Ship’s Guru (spiritual leader) – Zen
Ship’s tattoo artist and flag designer – One-eyed Durden
Cabin boys – all the boys not yet promoted

Wenches:
Kerrianna (in charge of the Brig)
Kimberley
Salandra (serving wench and backup gunner)
Tina Dixon
Lilygirl (hot tub mistress)
Lisa Golightly
MJ
Lovely Rita
Nicki B (also handy with weapons and vittles)
Suzy Harrison

GenderQuest’s Godmother – Wendy Me
GenderQuest’s unofficial mom (and caterer) – Holly
Honorary GenderQuest crewmember – KrazyKat
Rival Pirate Captain – Tamara Croft of the Tamara

[Lovely Rita]

Only for you cutie! :koc: Well, I tried to do it from memory, but that's not working too well right now (too much rum!) - so I know I've left people out. Help me out, boys and girls, who did I forget? :idontknow:

Captain – CaptLex
First Mate – Adam (also ship’s monkey)
Security/Bouncer – Constable Kieron
Purser (in charge of the rum - also 1st cabin boy) – Pocoyo
2nd Cabin Boy (first skirt boy) – Evert
Ship’s doctor – Abraxas (aka Dr. Abraxhouse)
Cook – Bi Weird
Quartermaster – Daniel
Weapons Master – Sir Trey
Ship’s Librarian – Das
Logmaster – Ace Boy
Navigator – Aethen
Cartographer (and cabin boy) – Tristan
Ship’s Guru (spiritual leader) – Zen
Ship’s tattoo artist and flag designer – One-eyed Durden
Cabin boys – all the boys not yet promoted

Wenches:
Kerrianna (in charge of the Brig)
Kimberley
Salandra (serving wench and backup gunner)
Tina Dixon
Lilygirl (hot tub mistress)
Lisa Golightly
MJ
Lovely Rita
Nicki B (also handy with weapons and vittles)
Suzy Harrison

GenderQuest’s Godmother – Wendy Me
GenderQuest’s unofficial mom (and caterer) – Holly
Honorary GenderQuest crewmember – KrazyKat
Rival Pirate Captain – Tamara Croft of the Tamara

Looking forward to a designation. Let's see, I can greet, serve the grog? Can I serve up the grog? Always fantasisied about waitressing:D

get to wear those low cut dresses.

[SirTrey]

one bunch is enough when it is Red Roses and chocolate

Perhaps, but DIAMONDS are a girl's best friend....and, Rita, I offer you these fine jewels from a recent "aquisition" of another ship....They are just a mere token of My fondness and affection for you....and will still be there long after Kieron's "choccies" have melted....<<<bowing to the Lady>>> **Sir Trey**

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.gimizu.de/sgmcol/gems/napnec.png&imgrefurl=http://www.gimizu.de/sgmcol/html/napnec.html&h=478&w=402&sz=98&hl=en&start=8&sig2=Pck7N3Ky9wWQXEfdZBHIZA&tbnid=ssIZ7Is87OzN_M:&tbnh=129&tbnw=108&ei=ySAWR6HJEaOwjAGq5_TKCA&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddiamond%2Bnecklace%26gbv%3D2%26svnum% 3D10%26hl%3Den

[Lovely Rita]

Perhaps, but DIAMONDS are a girl's best friend....and, Rita, I offer you these fine jewels from a recent "aquisition" of another ship....They are just a mere token of My fondness and affection for you....and will still be there long after Kieron's "choccies" have melted....<<<bowing to the Lady>>> **Sir Trey**

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.gimizu.de/sgmcol/gems/napnec.png&imgrefurl=http://www.gimizu.de/sgmcol/html/napnec.html&h=478&w=402&sz=98&hl=en&start=8&sig2=Pck7N3Ky9wWQXEfdZBHIZA&tbnid=ssIZ7Is87OzN_M:&tbnh=129&tbnw=108&ei=ySAWR6HJEaOwjAGq5_TKCA&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddiamond%2Bnecklace%26gbv%3D2%26svnum% 3D10%26hl%3Den

What sparkle, I just can't resist and yes Diamonds are a girls best friend. Next time you are in Port Royale, can you see about some pink pearls too? Make sure you rub them to make sure they are real. I want the big ones and a long strand..........see give a girl a hand and she wants the arm. Where does it end:heehee:

[Kieron Andrew]

ok i concede i dont have Diamonds and Pearls as to charm a lady with but i believe possessions are merely money, not fondness and love, i stick by my gift of roses and chocolates as these think come from the heart not the pocket.....

[Lovely Rita]

55372one bunch is enough when it is Red Roses and chocolate :tongueout


Love chocolate, just love it.:D

[nikki_t]

Wenches:
Kerrianna (in charge of the Brig)
Kimberley
Salandra (serving wench and backup gunner)
Tina Dixon
Lilygirl (hot tub mistress)
Lisa Golightly
MJ
Lovely Rita
Nicki B (also handy with weapons and vittles)
Suzy Harrison

GenderQuest’s Godmother – Wendy Me
GenderQuest’s unofficial mom (and caterer) – Holly
Honorary GenderQuest crewmember – KrazyKat
Rival Pirate Captain – Tamara Croft of the Tamara

Can I be the wench that gets to whip any mutineers? Please??? :D

[CaptLex]

Can I be the wench that gets to whip any mutineers? Please??? :D
Sure thing, Nikki . . . you got the right outfit? :heehee:

[nikki_t]

Sure thing, Nikki . . . you got the right outfit? :heehee:

Oh yeah!! :devil:

[Lovely Rita]

Sure thing, Nikki . . . you got the right outfit? :heehee:

Can I serve the Grog? and with all the rum around I can make a mean Mojito on occassion.:D

[SirTrey]

What sparkle, I just can't resist and yes Diamonds are a girls best friend. Next time you are in Port Royale, can you see about some pink pearls too? Make sure you rub them to make sure they are real. I want the big ones and a long strand..........see give a girl a hand and she wants the arm. Where does it end?

<<<Bowing to Mi Lady>>> Will these do, My lovely? I have travelled far to acquire them for you, but you are more than worth the effort....Is that not a sign of My OWN heartfelt affection for you? **Sir Trey** :yrtw:

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[SirTrey]

Can I serve the Grog? and with all the rum around I can make a mean Mojito on occassion.

I would be honored to partake, Mi Lady....:)

[CaptLex]

Can I serve the Grog? and with all the rum around I can make a mean Mojito on occassion.:D
Sure thing, honey. Mojito? :D Now you're talking my language. :drink:

Salandra is the main serving wench, but with all these thirsty boys, I'm sure she could use the help - especially when she has to put the tray down and help with the sword fighting. :winkp:

[Kieron Andrew]

Can I serve the Grog? and with all the rum around I can make a mean Mojito on occassion.:D

Perhaps the lady would like to retire to the hot tub with me, then to my cabin to serve me Mojito's as this Pirate needs his rest but would like the lady to accompany him

[Lovely Rita]

<<<Bowing to Mi Lady>>> Will these do, My lovely? I have travelled far to acquire them for you, but you are more than worth the effort....Is that not a sign of My OWN heartfelt affection for you? **Sir Trey** :yrtw:

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Lovely just lovely and they will go well when I am serving the Grog. Thank you SirTrey


I would be honored to partake, Mi Lady....:)

One Grog coming up sugar, (as she chews gum, real waitressy like)



Sure thing, honey. Mojito? :D Now you're talking my language. :drink:

Salandra is the main serving wench, but with all these thirsty boys, I'm sure she could use the help - especially when she has to put the tray down and help with the sword fighting. :winkp:

Captain, Sally is a near and dear friend of mine and I just know she won't mind. Thank you, thank you thank you:D
In fact she is going to post her approval right now. Then can you post my designation?

[SirTrey]

Lovely just lovely and they will go well when I am serving the Grog. Thank you SirTrey

A mere token, Mi Lady....and you are quite welcome....Perhaps you would like to wear them as you accompany Me on a stroll of the deck when you are through serving? And perhaps a nightcap in My cabin? Please keep in mind that Sir Trey is a respectful man and will in no way compromise your honor, no matter how difficult it is to resist...Unless, of course, you would LIKE to be ravaged....In which case, I would be loathe to refuse....:)

[Kieron Andrew]

A mere token, Mi Lady....and you are quite welcome....Perhaps you would like to wear them as you accompany Me on a stroll of the deck when you are through serving? And perhaps a nightcap in My cabin? Please keep in mind that Sir Trey is a respectful man and will in no way compromise your honor, no matter how difficult it is to resist...Unless, of course, you would LIKE to be ravaged....In which case, I would be loathe to refuse....:)
wait in line i asked first buddy!!!:Angry3:

[Kate Simmons]

Sure I can use help Captain, especially if I succum to the rum (which rarely happens lol). I could sure use Rita's help Sir.

[Lovely Rita]

Perhaps the lady would like to retire to the hot tub with me, then to my cabin to serve me Mojito's as this Pirate needs his rest but would like the lady to accompany him


:winking:

[Kieron Andrew]

:winking:

:D ;):love:

[kerrianna]

:heehee:

*sneaks aboard for a quick visit*

Rita and Nikki, glad to see you are keeping the boys on their toes.

Keep up the good work.


Oh, and watch out if you play with the Captain's cutlass. It can be dangerous. :blushing:

[Lovely Rita]

Sure I can use help Captain, especially if I succum to the rum (which rarely happens lol). I could sure use Rita's help Sir.


I am thrilled, I was offered a job on the good ship lollipop but I guess now I will stick around:thumbsup:

[Lovely Rita]

:heehee:

*sneaks aboard for a quick visit*

Rita and Nikki, glad to see you are keeping the boys on their toes.

Keep up the good work.


Oh, and watch out if you play with the Captain's cutlass. It can be
dangerous. :blushing:


Where have they been all my life. I don't think I will ever go back:D

[SirTrey]

Where have they been all my life. I don't think I will ever go back

Please don't.....chasing wenches and cabin boys is what makes this ship worth sailing!! :)

[Lovely Rita]

Thats it.........I'm staying

[SirTrey]

I am thrilled, I was offered a job on the good ship lollipop but I guess now I will stick around

There are yummier things than lollipops on THIS ship.....LOL :) <<<Sorry, I couldn't resist, you put it out there>>> Ha ha ha ha ha.....:devil:

[kerrianna]

There are yummier things than lollipops on THIS ship.....LOL :) <<<Sorry, I couldn't resist, you put it out there>>> Ha ha ha ha ha.....:devil:


Uhh...Rita...you CAN look after yourself can't you?

These are pirates you know. :p

[nikki_t]

wait in line i asked first buddy!!!:Angry3:

Do I detect some mutiny coming on??? It's difficult to bite while chained to the forward mast with a steel bit gag in your mouth. :dom:

[Kieron Andrew]

Do I detect some mutiny coming on??? It's difficult to bite while chained to the forward mast with a steel bit gag in your mouth. :dom:

nope no mutiny but a gentleman should know to wait in line until a lady becomes available and as i asked first he can wait!

[Nicki B]

Help me out, boys and girls, who did I forget? :idontknow:

Can I draw the Cap'n's attention to this (http://www.crossdressers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1042672&postcount=253)??? :strugglin


Oh, and watch out if you play with the Captain's cutlass. It can be dangerous. :blushing:

I try not to do swords (http://www.crossdressers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1041054&postcount=69)... Not since I left a hole in the ceiling, practicing salutes... :whistling:

[SirTrey]

nope no mutiny but a gentleman should know to wait in line until a lady becomes available and as i asked first he can wait!

Ah, but even the lady would admit that Sir Trey saw her first....I think she would back Me up on that...It was yesterday, when you, Kieron, were fast asleep....so it is YOU who should go to the back of the line....Not I....:) However, you being My buddy and ship mate, I will get your back should Nicki decide to try and flog you....Two reasons, one, she might be the flogging WENCH, but I have been flogging for far longer...and two...No one flogs Kieron without going through Sir Trey to get to him....:) We may be rivals in the arena of love...sometimes....but I will always watch his back....Aaaarrrrgggghhhh. :drink: :skull: :coolp:

[Tamara Croft]

You can hide behind me if you need to, Tam - I guarantee you'll be safe there.. :roflmao:*stands behind Nicki* and :rasp: to you Kieron :tongueout

[kerrianna]

No one flogs Kieron without going through Sir Trey to get to him....:) We may be rivals in the arena of love...sometimes....but I will always watch his back....Aaaarrrrgggghhhh. :drink: :skull: :coolp:

Well, I want to watch his back too, which is all the more reason he should have his shirt ripped off and be flogged!

It's been ages since I've been to a good flogging. :daydreaming:

That's the problem with Capt Lex. Just not enough public flogging of his handsome sailors. :p

[SirTrey]

That's the problem with Capt Lex. Just not enough public flogging of his handsome sailors.

Hey!! I defend the Captain here, as a good Mate should....cheeky wenches are the ones who should be flogged....I flogged one only recently, granted it was in My cabin, not publicly, but that's another story...:) However, I agree with you 100%....There SHOULD be a flogging...and, for your insolence to our fine Captain...I think it should be YOU, Miss Cheeky Wench! :laugh: :drink:

[kerrianna]

Hey!! I defend the Captain here, as a good Mate should....cheeky wenches are the ones who should be flogged....I flogged one only recently, granted it was in My cabin, not publicly, but that's another story...:) However, I agree with you 100%....There SHOULD be a flogging...and, for your insolence to our fine Captain...I think it should be YOU, Miss Cheeky Wench! :laugh: :drink:


Oops. :D

Hey! Look out there! It's the Lost Gold of the Incas!!!


*slips quickly off the ship again*

eeek.:hiding:

[Nicki B]

....I flogged one only recently, granted it was in My cabin, not publicly, but that's another story...:)

If that's how you want to tell it.. :whistling:

Do I need to demonstrate how to use some more knots??

[SirTrey]

Oops.
Hey! Look out there! It's the Lost Gold of the Incas!!!
*slips quickly off the ship again*

You narrowly escaped THIS time...but....the NEXT time I find you acting so cheeky, I may have to drag you off to My cabin and put you over My knee, wench....More fun than flogging and what you would rightly deserve!! :devil:

[SirTrey]

If that's how you want to tell it..
Do I need to demonstrate how to use some more knots??

No knots needed....She went WILLINGLY....My kind of woman!! :D

[Lovely Rita]

Uhh...Rita...you CAN look after yourself can't you?

These are pirates you know. :p


Pirates, my kind of folks. Yes indeed, I was born with the spirit of Piracy, ever since I ran off with my booty of unmentionalbles:D

[SirTrey]

Pirates, my kind of folks. Yes indeed, I was born with the spirit of Piracy, ever since I ran off with my booty of unmentionalbles

Can I SEE your booty of unmentionables? ROFL :)

[Nicki B]

I think we're getting awfully close to I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours... :hiding:

[ZenFrost]

There ya go Cap'n! Just what I wanted! :hp: But quit calling me cute! :dry:

[SirTrey]

I think we're getting awfully close to I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours...

Uhm, when you mention both UNMENTIONABLES and BOOTY to a PIRATE, what do you expect?? Aaaarrrrgggghhh. :rolleyesp:

[Nicki B]

Did Trey just blush? :whistling:

[SirTrey]

Did Trey just blush? :whistle:

What????? Perish the thought....Sir Trey DOES NOT BLUSH!! :spank:

[Tamara Croft]

I think 'get a room' comes to mind for a few people in here :heehee:

:hiding:

[SirTrey]

I think 'get a room' comes to mind for a few people in here

Who do you think needs a room, Tam?? LOL :)

[CaptLex]

Oops. :D

Hey! Look out there! It's the Lost Gold of the Incas!!!


*slips quickly off the ship again*

eeek.:hiding:
Trey,

This is the day that you will always remember, as the day that you almost caught . . . Lady Kerrianna! :heehee:

[Tamara Croft]

Who do you think needs a room, Tam?? LOL :)LOL... like you don't know already... Mr Flirty :p that's going to be my new name for you :heehee: lol just wait till Kieron see's this now hehe... you won't live it down, you do know that don't you... lol...:lol:

[SirTrey]

Trey,
This is the day that you will always remember, as the day that you almost caught . . . Lady Kerrianna!

Yep, but the sneaky wench tricked Me...won't fall for THAT one again, I tell ya! LOL :(

[Lovely Rita]

Can I SEE your booty of unmentionables? ROFL :)

Well, the actual booty is used and gone, but I have a lot of new booty to show you.

In private.........shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:D:winking:

[Nicki B]

Yep, but the sneaky wench tricked Me...won't fall for THAT one again, I tell ya! LOL :(

Look - on the horizon - a fat Spanish Treasure galleon...


*pfft*

[CaptLex]

There ya go Cap'n! Just what I wanted! :hp: But quit calling me cute! :dry:
But you are . . . you do that Yul Brynner thing so well! :heehee: Okay, fine . . . I'll go flirt with, um . . . let's see . . . who's around? :idontknow:

You know, Rita, if I didn't know you and like you, I might start to suspect that you might be in cahoots with our rival, Tamara Croft (captain of the Tamara). After all, she has tried to take over our ship before and you have been seriously flirting with our security officer and our weapons master - and serving them extra strong drinks to get them loose and easy, I imagine. Hmmm :hmmm: . . . nah, I trust you - mostly 'cause Aunt Sally says you're okay. :thumbsup:

[SirTrey]

In private.........shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Again, I extend My generous offer to share My cabin.....LOTS of privacy there....:)


Look - on the horizon - a fat Spanish Treasure galleon...
*pfft*

Not falling for it....you think I will fall for any trick a pretty wench tries to pull, don't you, Nicki? :)

[Tamara Croft]

You know, Rita, if I didn't know you and like you, I might start to suspect that you might be in cahoots with our rival, Tamara Croft (captain of the Tamara). After all, she has tried to take over our ship before and you have been seriously flirting with our security officer and our weapons master - and serving them extra strong drinks to get them loose and easy, I imagine. Hmmm :hmmm: . . . nah, I trust you - mostly 'cause Aunt Sally says you're okay. :thumbsup::OMG: says the Cap'n there who tried so very hard to get me into his cabin... don't make me find it and quote you :heehee:

[Lovely Rita]

Again, I extend My generous offer to share My cabin.....LOTS of privacy there....:)



Not falling for it....you think I will fall for any trick a pretty wench tries to pull, don't you, Nicki? :)


Did you see it?

[CaptLex]

:OMG: says the Cap'n there who tried so very hard to get me into his cabin... don't make me find it and quote you :heehee:
Hello! I'm a pirate :skull: . . . I'm not above lying, cheating and stealing to keep the upper hand on a rival captain. :tongueout Besides, who's the one that begged to be sent to my brig? Don't make me find it and quote you . . . :heehee:

[SirTrey]

LOL... like you don't know already... Mr Flirty that's going to be my new name for you lol just wait till Kieron see's this now hehe... you won't live it down, you do know that don't you... lol...

Who??? ME??? Mr. Flirty?? Nah.........:wuv:

[Tobie]

Yikes, I go out to lunch and come back to two pages to read!

Now, I believe I heard something about sailor boys being flogged.. I ain't no sailor, but I'm willing to offer my cabin-boy services for that. :D

[nikki_t]

Yikes, I go out to lunch and come back to two pages to read!

Now, I believe I heard something about sailor boys being flogged.. I ain't no sailor, but I'm willing to offer my cabin-boy services for that. :D

All I need is someone to flog. :devil: I don't want to get laid off for lack of work on my first day at the job.

[SirTrey]

Did you see it?

Oh, you KNOW I did.......:love:

[Lovely Rita]

[QUOTE=SirTrey;1046115]Again, I extend My generous offer to share My cabin.....LOTS of privacy there....:)

:winking: shhhhhhhhhhhhhh lets keep it our little secret

[Tobie]

All I need is someone to flog. :devil: I don't want to get laid off for lack of work on my first day at the job.

We may have to run it by the good Captain to make sure he doesn't mind the cabin boys being used as target practice.

[SirTrey]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhh lets keep it our little secret

Nary a word shall I speak, My vixen....:)

[Lovely Rita]

Nary a word shall I speak, My vixen....:)

By the way I just love your cabin. Love what you did with it, early Pirate decor?

[Lovely Rita]

Does the Captain know that he does not have a navigator?

[nikki_t]

We may have to run it by the good Captain to make sure he doesn't mind the cabin boys being used as target practice.

If not... can I least slap someone in irons? :chained:

[Tobie]

Oh, probably! I have a set in my cabin, if you'd like to take a peek at them. ;)

[Cai]

Does the Captain know that he does not have a navigator?

I thought Aethen was our Navigator? Cause Tristan is the Cartographer and Navigator's Asst. :heehee:

[nikki_t]

Oh, probably! I have a set in my cabin, if you'd like to take a peek at them. ;)

Sure!! We can compare our sets - even try them for size if you like!! <<raises eyebrow in a fiendish kind of manner>>

[Kieron Andrew]

I thought Aethen was our Navigator? Cause Tristan is the Cartographer and Navigator's Asst. :heehee:

yup thats correct

[CaptLex]

Does the Captain know that he does not have a navigator?
Rita, that's enough mojitos for you . . . Aethen is the Navigator (God helps us). See . . .

Captain – CaptLex
First Mate – Adam (also ship’s monkey)
Security/Bouncer – Constable Kieron
Purser (in charge of the rum - also 1st cabin boy) – Pocoyo
2nd Cabin Boy (first skirt boy) – Evert
Ship’s doctor – Abraxas (aka Dr. Abraxhouse)
Cook – Bi Weird
Quartermaster – Daniel
Weapons Master – Sir Trey
Ship’s Librarian – Das
Logmaster – Ace Boy
Navigator – Aethen
Cartographer (and cabin boy) – Tristan
Ship’s Guru (spiritual leader) – Zen
Ship’s tattoo artist and flag designer – One-eyed Durden
Cabin boys – all the boys not yet promoted

[Lovely Rita]

Only for you cutie! :koc: Well, I tried to do it from memory, but that's not working too well right now (too much rum!) - so I know I've left people out. Help me out, boys and girls, who did I forget? :idontknow:

Captain – CaptLex
First Mate – Adam (also ship’s monkey)
Security/Bouncer – Constable Kieron
Purser (in charge of the rum - also 1st cabin boy) – Pocoyo
2nd Cabin Boy (first skirt boy) – Evert
Ship’s doctor – Abraxas (aka Dr. Abraxhouse)
Cook – Bi Weird
Quartermaster – Daniel
Weapons Master – Sir Trey
Ship’s Librarian – Das
Logmaster – Ace Boy
Navigator – Aethen
Cartographer (and cabin boy) – Tristan
Ship’s Guru (spiritual leader) – Zen
Ship’s tattoo artist and flag designer – One-eyed Durden
Cabin boys – all the boys not yet promoted

Wenches:
Kerrianna (in charge of the Brig)
Kimberley
Salandra (serving wench and backup gunner)
Tina Dixon
Lilygirl (hot tub mistress)
Lisa Golightly
MJ
Lovely Rita
Nicki B (also handy with weapons and vittles)
Suzy Harrison

GenderQuest’s Godmother – Wendy Me
GenderQuest’s unofficial mom (and caterer) – Holly
Honorary GenderQuest crewmember – KrazyKat
Rival Pirate Captain – Tamara Croft of the Tamara

I guess I need new reading glasses, sorry

[Tobie]

Sure!! We can compare our sets - even try them for size if you like!! <<raises eyebrow in a fiendish kind of manner>>

I prefer old-fashioned rope for myself, to be honest. Shackles are just too heavy for my delicate wrists. *chokes laughing*

[Lovely Rita]

Rita, that's enough mojitos for you . . . Aethen is the Navigator (God helps us). See . . .

Captain – CaptLex
First Mate – Adam (also ship’s monkey)
Security/Bouncer – Constable Kieron
Purser (in charge of the rum - also 1st cabin boy) – Pocoyo
2nd Cabin Boy (first skirt boy) – Evert
Ship’s doctor – Abraxas (aka Dr. Abraxhouse)
Cook – Bi Weird
Quartermaster – Daniel
Weapons Master – Sir Trey
Ship’s Librarian – Das
Logmaster – Ace Boy
Navigator – Aethen
Cartographer (and cabin boy) – Tristan
Ship’s Guru (spiritual leader) – Zen
Ship’s tattoo artist and flag designer – One-eyed Durden
Cabin boys – all the boys not yet promoted

I promise, (hiccup) to misbehave, I mean behave, why is the room spinning?

[SirTrey]

I promise, (hiccup) to misbehave, I mean behave, why is the room spinning?

Here you go, Sweetie....have a drink on Sir Trey....in fact, have as many as you want.....and don't worry about the spinning! That's perfectly normal....just keep drinking, honey....:drink: :drink: :drink: :love:

[Lovely Rita]

Here you go, Sweetie....have a drink on Sir Trey....in fact, have as many as you want.....and don't worry about the spinning! That's perfectly normal....just keep drinking, honey....:drink: :drink: :drink: :love:


Hey stop that!!! Slap:mad:

[SirTrey]

Hey stop that!!! Slap

Ah, a feisty one.....even better!! LOL :drink: :drink: :drink: :spank:

[Kieron Andrew]

Here you go, Sweetie....have a drink on Sir Trey....in fact, have as many as you want.....and don't worry about the spinning! That's perfectly normal....just keep drinking, honey....:drink: :drink: :drink: :love:


Hey stop that!!! Slap:mad:
Trey that is No way to treat a lady, trying to ply her with drink to have your way with her, a lady will give willingly if she so wants to....which she was doing!

[Lovely Rita]

Ah, a feisty one.....even better!! LOL :drink: :drink: :drink: :spank:

LOL.....you sure don't quit. I like it:D

Oh oh......feeling sick.....@#$&#37;^%$#@##$%^^^^^%%$$$ yuk there goes my breakfest.

[SirTrey]

Trey that is No way to treat a lady, trying to ply her with drink to have your way with her, a lady will give willingly if she so wants to....

Maybe she WANTS to....maybe she protesteth too much....LOL :devil:


LOL.....you sure don't quit. I like it

SEE??????????? :)

[Lovely Rita]

Maybe she WANTS to....maybe she protesteth too much....LOL :devil:


Seeing through all the "hard to get act".........lol

I guess when you hang around Pirates it is par for the course?

yup that is me, always looking for trouble, hanging around Pirates what did I expect?

[nikki_t]

I prefer old-fashioned rope for myself, to be honest. Shackles are just too heavy for my delicate wrists. *chokes laughing*

Sure... rope is good: one size fits all. Are your ankles, knees and elbows just as delicate as your wrists? :thinking:

[SirTrey]

Oh oh......feeling sick.....@#$&#37;^%$#@##$%^^^^^%%$$$ yuk there goes my breakfest.

Awww.....poor baby....Come here, I can make you feel better....:)


Seeing through all the "hard to get act".........lol

I love a lady with some spunk.....and you, My Dear, most DEFINITELY have that....but Sir Trey is not deterred. :) Maybe you ought to lay off the booze for a bit, though...:)

[Tobie]

Sure... rope is good: one size fits all. Are your ankles, knees and elbows just as delicate as your wrists? :thinking:
Nope! Only my wrists are delicate, the rest is well-toughened after many floggings.

[Tobie]

Awww.....poor baby....Come here, I can make you feel better....:)

I just had the image of her losing breakfast all over your shoes... :heehee:

[Lovely Rita]

I just had the image of her losing breakfast all over your shoes... :heehee:


And not only the shoes:D

[SirTrey]

I just had the image of her losing breakfast all over your shoes...

Hey, she's worth changing My shoes for....:)


And not only the shoes

AND taking a SHOWER!! Hand her a toothbrush and it's all good! :love:

[nikki_t]

Nope! Only my wrists are delicate, the rest is well-toughened after many floggings.

Great!! I'll bring the leg irons! :devil:

[Tobie]

I'm spending waaaaayyyy too much time here today.. but what else is a boy to do when the offspring nap?

Leg irons could be fun!

And Sir Trey... definitely make sure she has a toothbrush.

[Lovely Rita]

Hey, she's worth changing My shoes for....:)



AND taking a SHOWER!! Hand her a toothbrush and it's all good! :love:


Thanks for the Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee it did the trick.

Back on track.:D

[nikki_t]

Leg irons could be fun!

Oh I would make them fun!! <<fiendish grins>>

[SirTrey]

Thanks for the Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee it did the trick.
Back on track.

Glad you feel better, sweetie! A Pirate and a gentleman....that's Sir Trey....and ALWAYS at the service of a lovely young lady...and you are most definitely THAT, Mi Lady! :daydreaming:

[Kate Simmons]

Just watch yourself Rita, the boys tend to get a little frisky sometimes with all that rum. Not that I'm complaining, mind you.....:p

[Nicki B]

Seeing through all the "hard to get act".........lol
Some women... :rolleyes:


Hand her a toothbrush and it's all good! :love:


And Sir Trey... definitely make sure she has a toothbrush.

This is definitely getting kinky. :D

[SirTrey]

This is definitely getting kinky.

Kinky is My middle name, sweetie....:) Well, technically, it's Aidan, but it SHOULD be....LOL :)

[Lovely Rita]

Kinky is My middle name, sweetie....:) Well, technically, it's Aidan, but it SHOULD be....LOL :)


Weapons master?

[Lovely Rita]

Just watch yourself Rita, the boys tend to get a little frisky sometimes with all that rum. Not that I'm complaining, mind you.....:p


Sir Trey is certainly dangerous in my book.

I may be flirting with disaster but that is the story of my life:D

[SirTrey]

Weapons master?

Yes, I was recently promoted on the Ship...:)


Sir Trey is certainly dangerous in my book.
I may be flirting with disaster but that is the story of my life

Sir Trey isn't dangerous....but you are definitely flirting with SOMETHING...::yrtw:

[Nicki B]

Weapons master?

I can see a duel coming on, next time we come to NYC.. :whistling:

:raspp:

[SirTrey]

I can see a duel coming on, next time we come to NYC..

Now who would possibly want to duel with Sir Trey? Peace among Pirate brothers is the most important thing...it's the people on the ships that we pillage that we might have to duel....:)

[Lovely Rita]

Now who would possibly want to duel with Sir Trey? Peace among Pirate brothers is the most important thing...it's the people on the ships that we pillage that we might have to duel....:)


The minute we were allowed on board it mean't trouble, but hey, you guys are no walk in the park either.

A ship of Pirates and all the bravado is sure to spark something no?

If there is a duel coming, a ship to pillage, I want to be told. Sounds exciting, but of course find a ship to pillage before doing it, we do not want trouble on board.:D

Grog anyone? Mohito? Cuba Libre? Martini?

You will find that this wench is inexhaustable.

[SirTrey]

Grog anyone? Mohito? Cuba Libre? Martini?

All of the above....:) You are a very good serving wench, Mi Lady! :)


You will find that this wench is inexhaustable.

Oh REALLY????? I would love to test that theory....serving drinks, of course...LOL :devil:

[Tobie]

Kinky? Did I hear something about kinky?

[Kate Simmons]

Okay, I'll takes the leftovers. My katana tends to get a bit itchy sometimes.:happy:

[nikki_t]

Kinky? Did I hear something about kinky?

<<Nikki's ears stick up>>


Okay, I'll takes the leftovers. My katana tends to get a bit itchy sometimes.:happy:

:lol:

[Tobie]

I think this 'you GUYS are awesome!' thread has twisted. Not that I'm complaining, of course. ;)

[SirTrey]

I think this 'you GUYS are awesome!' thread has twisted. Not that I'm complaining, of course.

We're a "twisted" bunch, Tiergan....:thumbsup:

[bi_weird]

*wanders in* Wow, looks like things took off in here...
*wanders away back to quantum chemistry and dinner*

[ZenFrost]

I think we've taken this thread way off course. :blink: Now where's that navigator when you need him?


But you are . . . you do that Yul Brynner thing so well! :heehee: Okay, fine . . . I'll go flirt with, um . . . let's see . . . who's around? :idontknow:


Yul what?

*looks it up*

Ohhhhhh. But, but, I ain't bald! I only shave my head like once a month and I still leave about 1/8 in on.

[Lovely Rita]

What a wonderful time, I did not know Pirating could be so much fun. Scaliwagging and consuming Mojitos. Getting pearls and just plain partying. The life of a Pirate is some what like a rock star except it is a lot more dangerous. You Party, and Party, and Party then you pillage, then you party and pillage, by George I think I have it.


Let's do it again:D

[SirTrey]

Let's do it again

:skull: Anytime, Babe....Partying and pillaging is what life is all about...isn't it....?? Oh, well, for a PIRATE it is!!! Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!! :wacko:

[Lovely Rita]

:skull: Anytime, Babe....Partying and pillaging is what life is all about...isn't it....?? Oh, well, for a PIRATE it is!!! Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!! :wacko:


I guess I am in the Pink Cloud of Pirating, and when reality sets in I will have to face the rigors. Swabbing the deck, well not me of course but being a wench I guess there is the cleaining up the mess in the Galley, oh and the stench.......nasty. Salty meat etc. etc.

But as long as the Wind is in our Sails it is great to enjoy the good times. :Party2:

As the flag flies high:skull:

[SirTrey]

I guess I am in the Pink Cloud of Pirating, and when reality sets in I will have to face the rigors. Swabbing the deck, well not me of course but being a wench I guess there is the cleaining up the mess in the Galley, oh and the stench.......nasty. Salty meat etc. etc.

There's a stench? I hadn't noticed any stench. Any of you guys know what the wench is talking about?? <<<gnawing on a piece of salty meat and washing it down with a grog>>> :ap::beer:

[DanielMacBride]

I think she be talkin' about the salt sea air Trey ;)

Daniel

[SirTrey]

I think she be talkin' about the salt sea air Trey

Must be, because most of us bathe every time we hit land, or at least every OTHER time....and when the meat starts to rot too much, we throw the worst of it overboard....can't afford to waste, you know....guess some people just don't like the smell of the sea....hmmmph. :rolleyesp: :drink:

[Lovely Rita]

I think she be talkin' about the salt sea air Trey ;)

Daniel


Same socks day after day and no bathing, that kind of stench. :sad:

[Lovely Rita]

Must be, because most of us bathe every time we hit land, or at least every OTHER time....and when the meat starts to rot too much, we throw the worst of it overboard....can't afford to waste, you know....guess some people just don't like the smell of the sea....hmmmph. :rolleyesp: :drink:


I can get used to it, just give me time:D

[SirTrey]

Same socks day after day and no bathing, that kind of stench.

I told you, wench....We bathe at least every other time we hit land....and it's easier to put your socks ON when they can stand upright in the corner and you can just slip your feet into them....WENCHES....they don't know ANYTHING......:rolleyes:


I can get used to it, just give me time

All the time in the WORLD, sweetie....:love:

[Lovely Rita]

I told you, wench....We bathe at least every other time we hit land....and it's easier to put your socks ON when they can stand upright in the corner and you can just slip your feet into them....WENCHES....they don't know ANYTHING......:rolleyes:

Pirates....the morning after, like all men:Angry3:



All the time in the WORLD, sweetie....:love:


Thank you:D

[DanielMacBride]

I told you, wench....We bathe at least every other time we hit land....and it's easier to put your socks ON when they can stand upright in the corner and you can just slip your feet into them....WENCHES....they don't know ANYTHING......:rolleyes:

Agreed! :rolleyes: WENCHES! they better not touch MY socks!

Daniel

[SirTrey]

Pirates....the morning after, like all men

No, no, sweetie...Pirates are NOT like all men....as you know, since this IS the morning after....:)


Thank you

You are MORE than welcome, Mi Lady....:)

[Lovely Rita]

[QUOTE=SirTrey;1047410]I told you, wench....We bathe at least every other time we hit land....and it's easier to put your socks ON when they can stand upright in the corner and you can just slip your feet into them....WENCHES....they don't know ANYTHING......:rolleyes:[QUOTE]

Agreed! :rolleyes: WENCHES! they better not touch MY socks!

Daniel


Would love to burn them though......pewy:rolleyes:

[DanielMacBride]

Oi wench! you touch my socks I'll have to get Trey to flog you :devil:

Daniel

[Lovely Rita]

Oi wench! you touch my socks I'll have to get Trey to flog you :devil:

Daniel


Trey.......how about it? Is Daniel right?:raisedeyebrow:

[SirTrey]

Trey.......how about it? Is Daniel right?

Well, since you ARE My wench, that would, of course, be MY choice in how to handle it....I say we go to My cabin and talk about it....Don't be scared, sweetie....:) Sir Trey is a fair man....and I think we can work this all out in private...:hp:

[DanielMacBride]

Oh Trey are you going soft? ;) you give the wench FAR too much leeway dude ;)

Daniel

[SirTrey]

Oh Trey are you going soft? you give the wench FAR too much leeway dude

Nope...Just taking advantage of an obviously advantageous situation, man.....PIRATE here....LOL :)

[Lovely Rita]

Nope...Just taking advantage of an obviously advantageous situation, man.....PIRATE here....LOL :)


That last thing I want to do is cause dissension amongst the ranks.....yea right:D

[SirTrey]

That last thing I want to do is cause dissension amongst the ranks.....yea right

Don't make Me spank you, wench.....:spank:

[Suzy Harrison]

Hi Boys!- do you have room for another girl/wench here ?

By the way..... I had coffee with Daniel this morning - and he's so cute - :heehee:

[DanielMacBride]

CUTE?????

RIGHT, wench....NOW who needs a spanking? :devil:

Daniel

[Suzy Harrison]

Spanking?... I thought that remark was at least worth a flogging :heehee:

Hey -I think my heart was fluttering faster than my eyelashes this morning

[SirTrey]

Hi Boys!- do you have room for another girl/wench here ?

Welcome aboard, Suzy! Always room for another wench...though we are short of cabins...I hear Daniel has room, though...:)


By the way..... I had coffee with Daniel this morning - and he's so cute -

Pirates AIN'T cute, Missy.....Aaaarrrrgggghhhh.


CUTE?????
RIGHT, wench....NOW who needs a spanking?

Dude, by all means spank the wench...but let Me know when you're going to....I want to watch......LOL

[DanielMacBride]

OH....insubordination now too! You ARE asking for it wench :devil: i'll do more than flog you if you don't mind your manners ;)

Daniel

[DanielMacBride]

Trey, that's up to Suzy, you'll have to ask the wench's permission :devil:

[SirTrey]

Trey, that's up to Suzy, you'll have to ask the wench's permission

And you just accused ME of going soft?????? ROFL :)

[Suzy Harrison]

OH....insubordination now too! You ARE asking for it wench :devil: i'll do more than flog you if you don't mind your manners ;)

Daniel

Oh......what did you have in mind ?:heehee:

[DanielMacBride]

And you just accused ME of going soft?????? ROFL :)

LOL I am NOT soft, dude - I am just not a show pony ;) besides you won't need to see it,you'll probably hear it :devil:

Daniel

[DanielMacBride]

Oh......what did you have in mind ?:heehee:

:whistling: *hides handcuffs*

Daniel

[SirTrey]

LOL I am NOT soft, dude - I am just not a show pony besides you won't need to see it,you'll probably hear it

Fair enough, that's good enough for Me....besides, I have My own wench to deal with...No time to worry about yours....:)

[Suzy Harrison]

Welcome aboard, Suzy! Always room for another wench...though we are short of cabins...I hear Daniel has room, though...:)



So where's this cabin I keep hearing about - I haven't got all day you know.!..... I've got to do my nails and my hair, check my make up, ......adjust my corset..:heehee:..

[DanielMacBride]

So where's this cabin I keep hearing about - I haven't got all day you know.!..... I've got to do my nails and my hair, check my make up, ......adjust my corset..:heehee:..

LOL allow me to adjust that corset for you ;)

Daniel

[CaptLex]

You're right, Suzy, Daniel's a cutie - all our boys are, in fact. *runs away before they pelt him with empty rum bottles* :hiding:

BTW, I think we need to rename this thread, "The Kinky/Flog Your Wench Thread" :eek: Youse guys have one-track minds. :p

[Suzy Harrison]

Hey- it's nearly 1am - I'm off to bedy byes for my beauty sleep.

Daniel, don't stay up too late - and don't wake me up when you come to bed........... (that will keep the crew talking for ages now):heehee::heehee:

[SirTrey]

BTW, I think we need to rename this thread, "The Kinky/Flog Your Wench Thread"

I totally agree...we should...:)


Youse guys have one-track minds.

Yep.



You're right, Suzy, Daniel's a cutie - all our boys are, in fact.

When you say ALL, you don't mean Me right? You're not calling ME cute, are you? Just Daniel, I assume. LOL

[CaptLex]

When you say ALL, you don't mean Me right? You're not calling ME cute, are you? Just Daniel, I assume. LOL
Are you kidding? The young 'uns are cute, but we older pirates are HOT! Like this guy . . .

55424 :daydreaming:

[Lovely Rita]

Don't make Me spank you, wench.....:spank:


No empty threats please..............:heehee:

[SirTrey]

Are you kidding? The young 'uns are cute, but we older pirates are HOT! Like this guy . . .

Mmmmm.....he is hot....but when it comes to hot Pirates, nobody is hotter than our Captain....:) And I mean that in only the gayest of ways, dude. LOL

[CaptLex]

Mmmmm.....he is hot....but when it comes to hot Pirates, nobody is hotter than our Captain....:) And I mean that in only the gayest of ways, dude. LOL
I bet you say that to all the captains . . . :koc:

[Lovely Rita]

Hi Boys!- do you have room for another girl/wench here ?

By the way..... I had coffee with Daniel this morning - and he's so cute - :heehee:

Just don't let their barking scare you. They can be rather boisterous but unless you really make these guys mad you have nothing to worry about.

Don't bother them especially when they have not pillaged or plundered for a long time and you will do just fine.:D

[Suzy Harrison]

Mmmmm.....he is hot....but when it comes to hot Pirates, nobody is hotter than our Captain....:) And I mean that in only the gayest of ways, dude. LOL


He's got a big telescope as well actually:heehee:

[SirTrey]

I bet you say that to all the captains . . .

Not at all, HONEY....:)

[DanielMacBride]

Uh-oh, now the Captain thinks I'm cute *hides*....I am NOT cute!!!! :rolleyes:

Daniel

[SirTrey]

Uh-oh, now the Captain thinks I'm cute *hides*....I am NOT cute!!!!

Yes, you are, SWEETIE. ROFL <<<ducking and hiding>>>>

[DanielMacBride]

He's got a big telescope as well actually:heehee:

And why would you be checking out the Captain's telescope? :heehee:

[DanielMacBride]

Yes, you are, SWEETIE. ROFL <<<ducking and hiding>>>>

Ooooh, I'm sorry darling, I just don't *swing* that way *minces off*

Daniel

[Suzy Harrison]

Just don't let their barking scare you. They can be rather boisterous but unless you really make these guys mad you have nothing to worry about.

Don't bother them especially when they have not pillaged or plundered for a long time and you will do just fine.:D

Hi Rita - Thanks, I know what you mean... I'm just hanging around for the rape and pillaging - but I haven't had any offers yet - you don't think they're gay do you ?
Looks like I'll have to go to bed on my own ...... now where are the batterys........

[SirTrey]

Uh-oh, now the Captain thinks I'm cute *hides*....I am NOT cute!!!!

Dude, I was kidding, you really aren't My type...but the Captain...well...hmmmm....LOL....Have we all been out to sea a little too long, ya think? :)

[Cai]

I'm just hanging around for the rape and pillaging - but I haven't had any offers yet - you don't think they're gay do you ?


:whistling:

[DanielMacBride]

Hi Rita - Thanks, I know what you mean... I'm just hanging around for the rape and pillaging - but I haven't had any offers yet - you don't think they're gay do you ?
Looks like I'll have to go to bed on my own ...... now where are the batterys........

*points a few posts back, then grabs Suzy's corset laces and hauls her off*

[Suzy Harrison]

And why would you be checking out the Captain's telescope? :heehee:

Oh you need to see my joke on the "It's Friday" post

anyway I'm off to bed... night night pirates

[DanielMacBride]

Where's my rum....its hard work keeping these wenches in line :D :drink:

[CaptLex]

I'm just hanging around for the rape and pillaging - but I haven't had any offers yet
That's 'cause Mr. Charm (Kieron) isn't here. Where is he, anyway? Probably finally fell asleep - he's been up for about 2 years. :heehee:


you don't think they're gay do you ?
Well darling . . . I don't mind you looking at it, but it's usually the cabin boys that have access to my telescope. ;)

Trey, if you didn't already get a promotion, I'd swear you were trying to get on my good side. Oh I get it, you want me to steer the ship in the direction of Cleveland so we can party with the Tribe, right? :tongueout

[SirTrey]

Trey, if you didn't already get a promotion, I'd swear you were trying to get on my good side. Oh I get it, you want me to steer the ship in the direction of Cleveland so we can party with the Tribe, right?

Yes, dang it...I can't find the imaginary outlet anywhere.....but, I stand by My comments, anyway....:ld:

[Lovely Rita]

Hi Rita - Thanks, I know what you mean... I'm just hanging around for the rape and pillaging - but I haven't had any offers yet - you don't think they're gay do you ?
Looks like I'll have to go to bed on my own ...... now where are the batterys........


Oh oh......you are on your own now sweetie, you have no idea what goes on in their cabins and now you have asked for it.


Just watch out for the one with the wooden leg.:heehee:

[SirTrey]

Just watch out for the one with the wooden leg.

Hey, have you been hanging out with Woody when I wasn't looking? LOL

[Nicki B]

BTW, I think we need to rename this thread, "The Kinky/Flog Your Wench Thread" :eek: Youse guys have one-track minds. :p

I was thinking more 'The Love Boat'... :rolleyes:



*rubs hands together*

Doncha jes' love it when a plan comes together? :D

[DanielMacBride]

:rofl:

[SirTrey]

Doncha jes' love it when a plan comes together?

What are you up to, wench? LOL


I was thinking more 'The Love Boat'...

The Love Boat was NEVER this kinky....but I guess you never really knew what went on behind cabin doors....it was "off camera"....:)

[Lovely Rita]

Hey, have you been hanging out with Woody when I wasn't looking? LOL

What ever gave you that idea?:o

[Nicki B]

What are you up to, wench? LOL

Moi? Nothing, nothing at all... :gorgeous:

[SirTrey]

What ever gave you that idea?

Just an inkling....gotta keep your eye on a cheeky wench like yourself....:tongue: Up for a cup of coffee in My cabin? :coffee:

[Tobie]

Well darling . . . I don't mind you looking at it, but it's usually the cabin boys that have access to my telescope. ;)

Captain, were you asking for help with that telescope? It may need some polishing.

:angel:

[Lovely Rita]

Just an inkling....gotta keep your eye on a cheeky wench like yourself....:tongue: Up for a cup of coffee in My cabin? :coffee:


Yes.....all it takes is coffee:drink:

[SirTrey]

Yes.....all it takes is coffee

Well, coffee is a good start...It's less fun if your wench is asleep....:) Or losing her breakfast, like yesterday....Figured offering a different beverage might be a good idea since you probably have a pretty wicked hangover.....:itsok:

[Lovely Rita]

Well, coffee is a good start...It's less fun if your wench is asleep....:) Or losing her breakfast, like yesterday....Figured offering a different beverage might be a good idea since you probably have a pretty wicked hangover.....:itsok:

Yes, my head was in need of some good ole Jamaican Blue Mountain, french roast if you don't mind.

You Pirates don't care asleep, half dead, perky, or drunk.:blushing:

[SirTrey]

Yes, my head was in need of some good ole Jamaican Blue Mountain, french roast if you don't mind.

Don't get picky, this is a Pirate ship....We're lucky if we have any coffee at all! :chatterbox:


You Pirates don't care asleep, half dead, perky, or drunk.

Nope....we take whatever's there for the taking....That's what makes us PIRATES! :coolp:

[Kieron Andrew]

How romantic:rolleyes:

That you should have stuck with me!, i was flowering you with romantic, chocolates the works, none of this macho stuff!, you lost out!

[Lovely Rita]

That you should have stuck with me!, i was flowering you with romantic, chocolates the works, none of this macho stuff!, you lost out!


Can't blame a girl:sad:

[Kieron Andrew]

Can't blame a girl:sad:

:tongueout:heehee::hugs:

[Lovely Rita]

:tongueout:heehee::hugs:


Gonna make me walk the plank:sad: hint hint in my 5" heels? Kind of like those model runways......no? And you get all wet in the end.

[Kieron Andrew]

Gonna make me walk the plank:sad: hint hint in my 5" heels? Kind of like those model runways......no? And you get all wet in the end.

nope im the gentleman of the crew! you got enough to deal with, with Trey :hugs:

[Lovely Rita]

nope im the gentleman of the crew! you got enough to deal with, with Trey :hugs:


But where are the Pirates when you need them:heehee:


Never heard of gentlemen Pirates kind of a contradiction in terms no?

[Lovely Rita]

But where are the Pirates when you need them:heehee:


Never heard of gentlemen Pirates kind of a contradiction in terms no?


Guess everyone is pillaging or plundering or maybe sacking, don't know the difference.

I guess I will clean up the galley and make myself useful, have not had this much fun since I don't know when.:D

[SirTrey]

Never heard of gentlemen Pirates kind of a contradiction in terms no?

It's true, Sweetie...We can be salty dogs sometimes....but, within My chest does beat the heart of a gentleman...and if I made you feel bad, I am humbly sorry....:love::love::love:.Hope that you will return to My cabin soon....I will be more than happy to make this slight up to you.....whatever that takes.....Buy you a drink? And you don't even have to serve it! :drink: :hugs::wuv:

[Lovely Rita]

It's true, Sweetie...We can be salty dogs sometimes....but, within My chest does beat the heart of a gentleman...and if I made you feel bad, I am humbly sorry....:love::love::love:.Hope that you will return to My cabin soon....I will be more than happy to make this slight up to you.....whatever that takes.....Buy you a drink? And you don't even have to serve it! :drink: :hugs::wuv:

But it is me or the stiff socks you choose:straightface: Can't have both in the cabin.

[SirTrey]

But it is me or the stiff socks you choose Can't have both in the cabin.

Let Me get this straight....you want Me to get rid of the only pair of socks that I own? If I do, then how will I be able to pillage more jewels for YOU? Think before you ask, Love....This request may not work to your advantage.....:love::love::love::love::love: **Sir Trey**

[Lovely Rita]

Let Me get this straight....you want Me to get rid of the only pair of socks that I own? If I do, then how will I be able to pillage more jewels for YOU? Think before you ask, Love....This request may not work to your advantage.....:love::love::love::love::love: **Sir Trey**


Keep the socks but give me the jewels:D

[SirTrey]

Keep the socks but give me the jewels


Just tell Me what your heart desires and I will pilfer it for you......Welcome back......Grog? :drink: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

[Lovely Rita]

Just tell Me what your heart desires and I will pilfer it for you......Welcome back......Grog? :drink: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:


Ok, I want an ankle bracelet with fine rubies and emeralds. Also extra long strand of pearls from the Thai coast.

Diamond bracelet, let's see.......Sapphires. Oh and diamond earrings and a choker made of diamonds as well. What else, rings many many rings of assorted gems.

That will be all for now.........well......get busy:straightface: