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kymmieLorain
11-10-2007, 07:55 PM
I know that we all have pet peeves being a crossdresser. let's have fun an list them.

My major one is while wearing shorts seeing a clump of hair on my legs that I missed shaving :redface::redface:

or the wild eye brow hair ( older girls will relate)

Come on post yours?? and have fun.

Kymmie

KarenMichelleLuv
11-10-2007, 08:12 PM
5 o'clock shadow that shows up after 4 hours, even through good makeup.

Ashley Lyn
11-10-2007, 08:18 PM
My beautiful and understanding SO telling me "the gray is showing from under your wig", Honey :eek:: DRAT!:heehee:

Jodie Wexler
11-10-2007, 08:21 PM
Not being able to find the fake nail that came off. I just know the kid is going to find it some day before I do.

MJ
11-10-2007, 08:24 PM
rubing my eyes after i got my makeup done :mad:

Ashley Lyn
11-10-2007, 08:35 PM
rubing my eyes after i got my makeup done :mad:I did that after the SO had been kind enough to 'do' the makeup....:( She laughed and laughed... I felt like a total idiot.. :sad: Probably looked like one too...:rolleyes:

lisa_e_love
11-10-2007, 08:43 PM
Accidentally cutting your face a little while shaving and having a tiny telltale red spot underneath your makeup.

Marissa Mae
11-10-2007, 08:44 PM
Getting dressed in the privacy of my room, and then needing to use the bathroom :straightface: can't walk out and have the house see me, so I gotta change back over to normal form...

MJ
11-10-2007, 08:47 PM
I did that after the SO had been kind enough to 'do' the makeup....:( She laughed and laughed... I felt like a total idiot.. :sad: Probably looked like one too...:rolleyes:

lol looking like a racoon was not the look i was going for ... and it is not funny

Chari
11-10-2007, 11:07 PM
Getting all dressed up and giving a final check only to discover a large run in my stocking and no spare pair!:Angry3:

Chari

Daintre
11-10-2007, 11:12 PM
Mine is major receding hairline and the hair migrating to my ears. This is just not right.

JoTheGeek
11-10-2007, 11:49 PM
The 5'o'clock Shadow at 9AM.

marny
11-11-2007, 12:31 AM
All dressed and the doorbell rings because the dog has wandered and a neighbor has brought her home.

Samantha43
11-11-2007, 01:43 AM
When the neighborhood kids ring the doorbell every 15 minutes to see if my kids are home. I'm all dressed up and my wife and kids are away for the weekend.

Jocelyn Quivers
11-11-2007, 09:31 AM
Getting the perfect pose for a picture, you've set the self timer. You run to the front of the camera hold what you think is the perfect pose, then 5,4,3,2 and all of a sudden the camera shuts down and doesn't take the picture.:Angry3:

christid66
11-11-2007, 09:36 AM
There are so many but the most relevant one for me now is when everyone is out , I'm in the house alone but have lost the 'urge' to dress:cry:

Karren H
11-11-2007, 09:41 AM
Forgetting how I'm dressed and walking into the mens room enfemme and visa versa... That's why I play it safe and use the unisex restrooms... don't have to think as hard!!! hahaha

veronicagirl
11-11-2007, 09:42 AM
....finding the cutest shoes, and, of course, they don't come in 12W

ericalynncd
11-11-2007, 11:28 AM
when the glus fails on your lashes and the darn thing falls in your drink..lol

KathrynTX
11-11-2007, 11:42 AM
....finding the cutest shoes, and, of course, they don't come in 12W

Me, too. Makes me want to SCREAM when that happens. :frustrated:

Genifer Teal
11-11-2007, 12:37 PM
Seeing another CD sit and not cross her legs. I know some girls have little practice at this. If you do go out in public, please don't spread you legs like a guy if you are wearing a short skirt or dress. We don't really want to know what's (hopefully) hidden under there.

Gen

MsJanessa
11-11-2007, 01:27 PM
when the glus fails on your lashes and the darn thing falls in your drink..lol

Or when a fake nail comes off at the club, bar, restaurant and you have to glue in back on in public and seeing a really good looking cd who hasn't learned femme mannerisms and still walks, talks and sits like a guy

Veronica 1
11-11-2007, 04:41 PM
Poking myself in the eye when applying mascara because I can't see without my glasses.

kymmieLorain
11-11-2007, 10:30 PM
Mine is major receding hairline and the hair migrating to my ears. This is just not right.

GOSH I for got that one. I am constinatly checking and plucking the damn ear hair. I hate getting old, why can't I be 23 forever :devil: :devil:

Kymmie

jennifer41356
11-11-2007, 10:41 PM
Cd's that use the ladies room and stand up:Angry3:

renee k
11-11-2007, 11:53 PM
Not being able to find the fake nail that came off. I just know the kid is going to find it some day before I do.

Thanks Jodie,for mentioning that! If I had a nickle for every time that has happened since I've been dressing, I could afford SRS!! LOL!!

Huggs, Renee

Priscilla Ann
11-12-2007, 01:26 AM
other cds requesting in an open forum to see pictures of you without the use of photoshop.

veronicagurl85
11-12-2007, 02:25 AM
Runs in pantyhose. Omg I hate it so bad hehe.

Mistybtm
11-12-2007, 02:36 AM
eye lashes when you just cant get them both even :Angry3:

Bethany_Anne_Fae
11-27-2007, 02:19 AM
other Cders that don't understand the proper way of sitting down while wearing a mini-skirt.

Yuck!

Unless your adopting Brittany Spears behavioral patterns its just not my diea of a sight I wanna see!

Patricia Danielle
11-27-2007, 07:00 AM
To be dressed up and go some where and find out that part of my skirt was stuck in the car door..Patricia..

Shelly67
11-27-2007, 07:10 AM
5 o,clock shadow ....no matter what it returns , ladders in stockings , and finding it hard as a left hander , to paint my left hands nails as good as my right - giggle

il.dso
11-27-2007, 08:23 AM
Deciding to wear a beautiful long slip and then notice that it's way too long for the dress I'm wearing!

ErikaLeigh
11-27-2007, 08:32 AM
Going out and when you are almost to the place where you change clothes realizing you forgot your make up (happened to me last week) or some other item.

kaitlin
11-27-2007, 09:04 AM
Mine is when I get everything just right, then I polish my left hand...perfect, now the right...looks like my 7 yo step daughter did it. Kaitlin

Jessica Z. Reese
11-27-2007, 10:02 AM
Forgetting how I'm dressed and walking into the mens room enfemme and visa versa... That's why I play it safe and use the unisex restrooms... don't have to think as hard!!! hahaha

thang god for walmarts family bathrooms!:D

Ðarissa
11-27-2007, 10:55 AM
Having a stayup stocking decide to start slipping. This is pretty rare but when it does happen it's annoying.

Sometimes even after shaving you'll still miss a stray hair that is in the back of your leg or someplace and the little bugger will get caught in your hose and be all pinchy and like some little annoying gnat is biting your ass or leg. LOL

Spilling nail polish. Luckily I haven't spilled any on a rug or carpet but I almost booted an open bottle across the floor because I tend to sit on the floor to do my toes and I forgot I left the bottle there.

Your trying to dress and in the middle of adjusting or putting something on, the phone rings. Please goooo away! LOL.

Runs in pantyhose or stockings.... that always sucks.

Jenna Lynn
11-27-2007, 11:16 AM
I have a few. One of my biggest is when getting dressed and I can't find one of my stockings or the blouse I want to wear. I just hope that it didn't get put in the laundry. Then my other one is after getting all dressed up, getting disturbed or having to go to the restroom and having to get undressed for it.

Kate Simmons
11-27-2007, 11:32 AM
We seem to have a lot of problems, no? Too bad this stuff isn't covered in Crossdressing 101.:heehee:

docrobbysherry
11-27-2007, 11:43 AM
I am. I get all done up as Sherry. Look in the mirror and think everything is perfect and she's totally hot. Then, I take pics of her. Later, I look at the pics and am completely turned off. Something is wrong. Wrong wig, wrong form size, wrong face, wrong shoes, etc. Because of my poor vision, I miss it in the mirror, but it jumps out at me in the pics. Sigh! Dress up session ruined!

TxKimberly
11-27-2007, 11:51 AM
No question, it's the 5 o'clock shadow.

Michelle 51
11-27-2007, 11:59 AM
How about when your all alone with the door locked all dressed and someone comes in the yard and you want to see that person but do you just hide and watch them drive off or do the 100 yd dash upstairs to change dropping cloths as you go and your not in time and they still drive off.

Cassy11
11-27-2007, 12:26 PM
Not being able to get a close enough shave. I envy those women with peaches and cream skin.

Bethany_Anne_Fae
11-27-2007, 01:09 PM
Going out and when you are almost to the place where you change clothes realizing you forgot your make up (happened to me last week) or some other item.

Oh my yes! or even forgetting a PART of ones makeup kit. UGH!

Sally2005
11-27-2007, 01:14 PM
Gluing on false nails when home alone and then spending 45 minutes to remove them and gluing on nails before going out only to have one fall off on the first instance you use your hands to do anything. Then finding it impossible to glue it back on. arughhhh.

Not being able to just go to one store to buy all the stuff CDers need. From glues, tape, to beard cover and wig care.

SiobhanW
11-27-2007, 02:08 PM
Seeing a beautiful curvy woman when I look down at myself, and then seeing nothing but a dude in women's clothes when I look in the mirror.

Nicole Erin
11-27-2007, 02:29 PM
Mine is that I find really cute outfits at the store, I buy them cause I will not survive without, and then when I get them home, they all the sudden look hideous.

Runs in my hose. [like all hose wearers hate]

I hate when any part of my face itches when I wear makeup.

Feathering lipstick.

charllote34
11-27-2007, 02:54 PM
the cat running off with my wig lol!!!!!!!!

kimmy p
11-27-2007, 05:23 PM
Deep set eyes, and pale skin that goes with a dark beard.

Genifer Teal
11-27-2007, 07:50 PM
Cd's that use the ladies room and stand up:Angry3:

And what GG actually sits in a public ladies room? I doubt many do. Just make sure to stand facing the stall door. I've actually gotten the hang of squatting.

Gen

Nicole Erin
11-27-2007, 09:22 PM
the cat running off with my wig lol!!!!!!!!

I cannot imagine how hilarious that would be to watch. :D

One of my other pet peeves is if the wind is blowing and my hair flies around and shows my stupid hairline. I dont wear wigs, My hair is long enough, but I have a hairline on the sides. :mad:

Jilmac
11-27-2007, 09:39 PM
mine is when my lipstick comes off and transfers to whatever i'm eating.....Jill

Joy Carter
11-27-2007, 09:55 PM
No matter how long I get to dress and get out and about, it's not long enough.:(

RobertaFermina
11-27-2007, 09:56 PM
Out the door and down the road...OMIGOD!!!...I have no Earrings ! .....again!

Either I carry everything I need and my purse is too stuffed to find any of it....OR.....I carry only what my purse *reasonably* can hold and find I left what I need behind.

Needing to carry half my wardrobe with me to a destination as "mood insurance"....or carrying only what I plan to wear only to find it doesn't feel right for the mood I'm in....

When I have all day, I fit the earring in the hole instantly...when I am in a hurry, it takes all day just to get one in.

Beard Cover is an oxymoron.

Discovering Mascara "Shadows" in the mirror AFTER a day at Work !


...gotta get back to work....then go check the mirror....!!Check That! Reverse It !

:rose: Roberta :rose:

pantylover8
11-27-2007, 10:44 PM
My constant inability to get all the fingernail polish off before going to work.

Kelly Greene
11-27-2007, 10:58 PM
Having long straight eyelashes that refuse to stay curled.