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Shiny
02-02-2008, 10:57 AM
You suddenly find that you can accessorise any outfit.
Walking in high heels becomes as easy as tennis shoes.
You can button a womans shirt or blouse easier than a mans.
You realize you spend more on womens clothing then mens.
and on it goes--

Megan (VA)
02-02-2008, 11:10 AM
The sales assoociate at MAC says "Wow! You really know your way around the store!"

Tracy_Victoria
02-02-2008, 11:30 AM
That will be $534 dollars and 23 cents.

Tamara Croft
02-02-2008, 11:31 AM
You can't see the woods for the 'pink fog'

:tongueout

Amy Hepker
02-02-2008, 11:37 AM
When you have more female clothing than your SO.

MJ
02-02-2008, 11:38 AM
Your at the mall with a friend and criticizing other womans out fits.. she's got thick ankles :heehee:

Tracy_Victoria
02-02-2008, 11:48 AM
you say "does my bum look big in this!"

Bethany_Anne_Fae
02-02-2008, 11:48 AM
When you ask to borrow your actual Ren-Faire Queen's clothes and she says YES!!

Shelly Preston
02-02-2008, 11:53 AM
You know when you need

TWO closets a small one for him and a large one for her ( opposite for ftm)

melissaK
02-02-2008, 11:58 AM
You know you are a MTF crossdresser when you start using the 'delicate' cycle on the wash machine.

hugs,
'lissa

Bernadina
02-02-2008, 12:03 PM
There is lipstick on your toothbrush.

Jill
02-02-2008, 12:48 PM
...you see a beautiful, well dressed woman and instead of thinking, I'd like to get her in the sack, you think, I wish I was wearing that.

...you notice when a woman has a run in her pantyhose.

Jenny Beth
02-02-2008, 01:19 PM
....your wife asks if you have any black pantyhose!

Krystyn
02-02-2008, 01:26 PM
.....you worry about running out of mascara...on monday no less!

Krystyn

SherriePall
02-02-2008, 01:34 PM
... when Payless Shoes is your second home.

Margo Paulse
02-02-2008, 01:34 PM
When you receive as many womens' clothing catalogs as your SO does.

Kate Simmons
02-02-2008, 01:34 PM
.....when I honestly forget I'm wearing the stuff.:happy:

Deborah Jane
02-02-2008, 01:38 PM
When you can,t sleep unless you,re wearing a nightie.

Lisa Rose
02-02-2008, 01:41 PM
When that full length mirror is to make sure your hem line is straight and nothing is out of place.

Not for checking how big your muscle have gotten from working out.

Lois1234
02-02-2008, 01:54 PM
When breaking a finger nail ticks you off more than watching your favorite hockey team lose another game,

christid66
02-02-2008, 01:57 PM
When watching TV, you're more interested in what the female presenter is wearing than saying (Paula Zahn, Robin Mead, Campbell Brown, Amy Robach, Deborah Norville)

Phyliss
02-02-2008, 04:14 PM
You're on a first name basis with all the S.A. s at Dress Barn, Fashion Bug, Lane Bryant, Avenue. etc. , and they all say how much they've missed you when you walk in.

You get birthday cards from all the womens stores in your Fem name

Bobby Anne
02-02-2008, 04:16 PM
When someone calls you Maam and you're in drab?

docrobbysherry
02-02-2008, 04:19 PM
When u put deadbolts on your closet(s)!
RS

Mitch23
02-02-2008, 04:22 PM
... when you have to sit down to wee ...

mitch

Rachel Morley
02-02-2008, 04:26 PM
When it's "normal" to have a couple of polysteyrene wig heads in your bedroom ... (and with wigs on them) :happy:

DawnL
02-02-2008, 04:36 PM
yourself saying things that you never imagined would comeout of your mouth. Like, "sure, you can use my mascara."

Mary Morgan
02-02-2008, 04:41 PM
OMG, I AM a crossdresser!! Yahoo!!

Fab Karen
02-02-2008, 05:00 PM
On the top of your shopping list is make-up.:happy:

MarciManseau
02-02-2008, 05:07 PM
When you have to hand wash your delicates every night before bed :D


Hugs, Marci and Julie :hugs:

annekathleen
02-02-2008, 05:18 PM
You have 100 pairs of panties and only 10 pairs of mens underwear.

You can't remember the last time you bought mens underwear and you're waiting for the mailman to deliver the sexy panties that you just won on E-Bay.

You have 4 huge vinyl totes on the floor of your closet full of bras, panties, corsets, slips, etc.

You have two real huge totes full of womens clothes, dresses, slacks, skirts, capris, sweaters and tops hiden in the spare closet.

You have a cedar chest full of womens shoes, boots, high heels, etc.

You use the closet in the other bedroom for cami's, babydolls, teddys, etc.

Somebody's gotta notice.

kimmy p
02-02-2008, 05:32 PM
Your wife asks to borrow your skirts, earrings, makeup, bras, shoe, boots.........

You watch the young ladies moving in heels thinking I can walk better than that. And you do.

You feel naked without your hose hugging your legs.

Nicole Erin
02-02-2008, 05:45 PM
When you have no idea how or where to shop for men's clothes.
When people start asking "Are you wearing your wife's...."
When you are aggrivated like I do cause there are no decent makeup books.
WQhen you have NO problems talking to certain friends about things like "Oh gyod, I remember once I was wearing this really cute mini..."
When runs in your hose piss you off

Tamara Croft
02-02-2008, 05:48 PM
The biggest mirror in the house is yours... and you shout at your girlfriend for using it :eek:

Nigella
02-02-2008, 05:54 PM
... When you find male clothing in your closet, :D ...


















... Oh S**t, she's having an affair :devil:

Soulless&Shallow
02-02-2008, 05:54 PM
When you keep clear nail polish in case you get a run in your hose.

vikki2020
02-02-2008, 06:43 PM
You have a stack of coupons--for make-up!

When the Sunday paper comes, you check out the sales adds for Kohls and Carsons before the Menards add!

Jennifer Giovannetta
02-02-2008, 07:16 PM
You look at womens makeup technique, and they think you are looking for other reasons.

Linda C
02-02-2008, 07:31 PM
When your Happy? :D

Jennifer Marie P.
02-02-2008, 07:40 PM
When you could walk around all day in 6 inch stilleto heels

Phyliss
02-02-2008, 07:42 PM
You go on a two week camping trip without shopping and stock in Victoria Secret drops three points.

Alana65
02-02-2008, 08:14 PM
You go on a two week camping trip without shopping and stock in Victoria Secret drops three points.

At first I laughed, then I thought, "That's a serious problem :eek:. I gotta go to Vicky's !!"

Samantha B L
02-02-2008, 08:21 PM
When you don't distinguish between your own collections of male or female clothing and you actually throw on a skirt and and a blouse when you have to get dressed in a hurry for some function or bit of business with people who don't know that you crossdress.

shirley1
02-02-2008, 08:31 PM
when you realise just how much more fun famales have from an early age ie just went to a works party - girls as young as 5 or 6 called onto the stage with older girls and women and they know how to dance show their femininity from an early age ! females are encouraged to have a good time have fun these days - boys are not encouraged to do anything anymore thats why more and more they dont know where there going anymore - guns and crime seem like something they just latch onto through stupid computer games - i dont care what other people do male or female just dont tell me what to do ! thats my attitutude from now on - men are boring so is the life your given as a male !

Stargirl
02-02-2008, 08:31 PM
When your dog doesn't recognise you. (no sarcasm intended)

Angie G
02-02-2008, 09:25 PM
My God I'm a crossdresser :eek: Oh I know that.:hugs:
Angie

Sally24
02-02-2008, 10:10 PM
You have one bedroom for your male side and another room for your female side, and it's bigger!

You have 4 pairs of men's footwear and 28 pairs of women's shoes.

Your male earings fit in a tiny box and your female earings fill a display case on the wall!

You've spent 5 nights out on the town in 2008, and only one didn't involve wearing a dress.

You shave your legs almost as much as you shave your face.

Your daughter borrows clothes from you more than she does from her mom.

You weigh yourself more than any "other female" in the house.

Watching a movie, you can only identify with the main female character.

there are 300 gowns in the ballroom but only 30 vulva. (I know the plural is vulvae)

trannie T
02-02-2008, 10:13 PM
You find yourself shaving your fingers before you go out.

Traci_Ann CD
02-02-2008, 10:18 PM
When watching TV, you're more interested in what the female presenter is wearing than saying (Paula Zahn, Robin Mead, Campbell Brown, Amy Robach, Deborah Norville)
Ya forgot a couple Christi hon.....Mary Hart and Jann Carl from Entertainment Tonight. :>)

Wendrme
02-02-2008, 10:28 PM
...when you have an Avon Lady AND a Mary Kay saleswoman on speed dial.

ericalynncd
02-02-2008, 10:34 PM
When you tell your SO your money is in your purse.

Jennaie
02-02-2008, 10:49 PM
You turn around and look back in the mirror to see if your pantie lines show, (or to make sure they show!).

You find yourself saying "thank you dear" to the male cashier at a local convenience store.

You get up in the morning and have to get your id and credit cards out of a purse and put them in your wallet before leaving for work.

Your in a launder mat and see a article of female clothing that has been left behind by someone and rush over to see if it might look good on you.

If there is a bottle of nail polish remover, a bag of cotton balls and container of cold cream on top of your bathroom counter.

If you think you look better in women's clothing than in men's.

Dalece
02-03-2008, 12:45 AM
... when Payless Shoes is your second home.

AMEN, And the cost of make up. When you go to Wal-Mart andcan't decide on what foundation or eyeshadow you want.

GailTulane
02-03-2008, 01:10 AM
You get all excited that you are going shopping, and then bummed when you remember that it is for guy stuff.

Jocelyn Quivers
02-03-2008, 01:13 AM
When you throw away a pair of pantyhose just because they have a small run or snag in them.

When you go to a sports bar with your male friends they all order beer, wings and burgers. You only order a salad with low fat dressing and water because you don't want to gain weight and lose your figure.

JackieInPA
02-03-2008, 02:34 AM
When you make sure teh waistband of your underwear is NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER Showing.

sterling12
02-03-2008, 03:44 AM
When you have three razors. Two in the shower, one on the lavatory sink. The former two, for shaving your legs, for shaving your chest and pits. Of course, the latter one at the sink is for your face.

By the way, tip for novice CD's who are contemplating leg shaving....never, ever, attempt to shave your face with a razor that you have used on your legs. I had an ex-wife who used to rip-off my facial razor and sneak it back. Once used on leg hair, feels like your using a machete!

Peace and Love, Joanie

Jane G
02-03-2008, 04:18 AM
When the last thing you do at night it take off your ear rings.
When your SO asks to borrow your new skirt.
When you have more skirts than shirts.

Deborah Jane
02-03-2008, 04:41 AM
By the way, tip for novice CD's who are contemplating leg shaving....never, ever, attempt to shave your face with a razor that you have used on your legs. I had an ex-wife who used to rip-off my facial razor and sneak it back. Once used on leg hair, feels like your using a machete!

Peace and Love, Joanie

Ouch..So true!!:(

Reba Kay
02-03-2008, 05:33 AM
When your wife catches you with lipstick on your collar and doesn't care, because she knows its yours

christid66
02-03-2008, 07:38 AM
Ya forgot a couple Christi hon.....Mary Hart and Jann Carl from Entertainment Tonight. :>)

Of course...and how could i forget Christi Paul, Kiran Chetry & Natasha Kaplinsky
(she's on the BBC http://www.kbjmgt.co.uk/images/clients/35.jpg)

Krystyn
02-03-2008, 10:14 AM
These are good....true but good...is someone writting these down!!!

Krystyn

Veronica 1
02-03-2008, 10:51 AM
When you find yourself talking makeup with the GG's at work before realizing what you are saying.

Lidia_tv
02-03-2008, 12:44 PM
When you keep several unopened packs of pantyhose just in case one pair gets a run

TerriM
02-03-2008, 02:57 PM
When your afraid your attic is going to fall down upon you from the weight of all your fem things.

Stargirl
02-03-2008, 03:02 PM
When you are a coffee addict, and you check this message board BEFORE you take your first sip !

Sallee
02-03-2008, 03:03 PM
When you automatically head for the Womens Dept and you went in to bur a new tie

MaidInCan
02-03-2008, 03:56 PM
...when you are not embarrassed browsing the sanitary napkin section of the drug store.
...when the VS catalogue is to order things you want
...when you lose hair (shaving all the other hair-except head) and gain hair (wig)








9 as well as your beard

Genifer Teal
02-03-2008, 03:59 PM
When you can identify what perfume a woman is wearing.

When you reach into your wallet for your credit card (to pay the cashier) and relize you left it in your purse.

When the women at work are jealous cause your nails look better than theirs.

When someone misspronounces the name of a fashion desinger (clothing line makeup whatever) and you can correct them.

How much have I spent on laser (hair removal)?

Gen

sherib
02-03-2008, 04:30 PM
When the Lane Bryant catalog and coupons are in Your real name. I have to tell everybody its because my wife used my credit card.

Shadeauxmarie
02-03-2008, 05:29 PM
When most of the favorites on your computer are for buying femme clothes.

When you have a 600 rating on eBay from buying femme clothes.

LA CINDY LOVE
02-03-2008, 06:32 PM
You know you are a cross dresser when your skirt is shorter then your wifes.

You know you are a cross dresser when the SA says, can I help you miss you smile and say yes.............but you are in drab.


You know you are a cross dresser when the store dose not have it in your sizes, so you call every store with in a 100 mile to find it.........ok 200 miles.


You know you are a cross dresser when you say.....I don't have a anything
to wear so I am just going to stay home.


LA CINDY LOVE

Lisa Gerrie
02-03-2008, 07:09 PM
You know you are a cross dresser when you read seventy-something posts about "you know you are a cross dresser when".

On a web site called crossdressers.com.

While wearing a bra and panties.

Sally24
02-03-2008, 07:09 PM
You notice there's some bowl game on but you haven't finished trying your new outfits on yet.
61100

Traci_Ann CD
02-03-2008, 07:27 PM
You notice there's some bowl game on but you haven't finished trying your new outfits on yet.
61100
VERY nice Sally. Ya look VERY scrumptous. :>)

Jennifer Giovannetta
02-03-2008, 11:29 PM
When you are watching south park and butters fakes his own death to dress as a girl (marjorine) to go to their slumber party. When he is dressed and ready to go inside he says that he is scared they will discover he's not a girl. I immediately identify with that.

docrobbysherry
02-03-2008, 11:51 PM
When U go looking for a decent pic of Robert, and can only find 12 old ones.

And those r hidden among the 3,000 recent pics of Sherry!
RS

Farrah
02-04-2008, 12:47 AM
When you say, "That outfit is so cute!"

Jennifer Brooks
02-04-2008, 01:22 AM
When you use makeup more than your wife and have hotter lingerie than her as well. :GD:

carolinewalker_2000
02-04-2008, 08:19 AM
I think all the reasons others have cited are great and valid; but for me I knew I was a crossdresser when I realised it felt perfectly natural to be dressed in the company of others.

Celeste
02-04-2008, 10:26 AM
When you visit the mall or dept. store and you walk speedily right by the mens section, then when approaching the female dept you slow down and rubber neck being envious of all the gg's admiring clothing.Your heart rate increases a bit when nearing this section even if you've only came to buy other stuff.

Carly D.
02-04-2008, 11:01 AM
you type in "crossdresser" into a new search engine... see whatcha get..

Dave3
02-04-2008, 11:39 AM
You go to a strip club after work, and realise you're wearing more expensive lingerie than the exotic dancer on stage

suzy
02-04-2008, 11:46 AM
When the Fex Ex driver shouts "here's another package from Newport news" as he tosses the package at you!

Alana65
02-04-2008, 11:54 AM
When the Fex Ex driver shouts "here's another package from Newport news" as he tosses the package at you!

That's funny :D.......I just received a package today (silk, beige-w/white polka-dot skirt) that had been on backorder, and am expecting another item later this week (black satin pencil-dress)......from Newport News.

jennifer41356
02-04-2008, 12:14 PM
When you are watching south park and butters fakes his own death to dress as a girl (marjorine) to go to their slumber party. When he is dressed and ready to go inside he says that he is scared they will discover he's not a girl. I immediately identify with that.
Great episode...wish i could have done that when is was 10:D:D:D:D:D

Lisa Rose
02-04-2008, 12:54 PM
When you have to change the color of your nails because they clash with your new dress.


When you have a better understanding of women's fashion than your daughter.

daviolin
02-04-2008, 01:35 PM
When shopping is no longer a nerve racking experince, and all the clerks address you by your CD name. I just experienced that the other day at Macy,s for the first time I was in heaven. It made me blush:hugs:Daviolin

JoAnnDallas
02-04-2008, 04:37 PM
When you and your wife go to a woman's clothing store and you are perfectly at ease browsing, checking out the dresses and skirts, and finding a cute outfit for your wife, taking it off the rack, walking up to her, and saying, "This will look great on you", in earshot of at least three other women.

Ressie
02-04-2008, 04:40 PM
When shopping is no longer a nerve racking experince, and all the clerks address you by your CD name. I just experienced that the other day at Macy,s for the first time I was in heaven. It made me blush:hugs:Daviolin

Now, because I just became a member of this forum. I didn't see a welcome wagon so hi everyone.

Christina2008
02-04-2008, 06:30 PM
When you spend all your paper round delivery money on hosery/pantyhose then wear them to school throught the next week. Thats when I first knew :)


Hi all, this is my first post

Mary Morgan
02-04-2008, 06:55 PM
When your wife borrows a wig, lipstick, nail polish, eyelashes, and a dress to go to a "who-done-it" dinner party. Then promised that next time we will swap characters.

FeelingFem
02-06-2008, 12:45 AM
You're looking at different pantyhose and fashions online when all of a sudden your wife pops over your shoulder, looks at the web page, and says "hmmmm, better you than me."

You think that it's okay for women to wear dark reinforced toe pantyhose with sandals because "at least they're wearing hose!" <hate the bare leg look>.

You can't wait to receive your Monday morning women's fashion e-mail issues from About.com.

You're watching "What Not to Wear" and your in 100% agreement with the hosts (and you can actually predict what they're going to say about an outfit).

Denise Somers
02-11-2008, 01:22 PM
When you spend more of your morning in a dress and high heels than in jeans and tennis shoes...

When polishing your nails for a few hours is no big deal...

When you feel completely at ease with panties, hose, and heels as you drive to work!!

joann07
02-11-2008, 01:43 PM
You get a new Victoria's Secret catalogue in the mail every week and an email advertisement every other day. :GD:

Buying another 3-pack of Hanes pantyhose after getting a run on one.

RobertaFermina
02-11-2008, 01:46 PM
When you move into a home with mirror-surfaced bedroom closet doors (3' wide), and insist on keeping and moving-in a 6'x4' dressing mirror because....well...because !

:rose: Roberta :rose:

Cassy11
02-11-2008, 08:28 PM
When the female side of the closet takes up more room than the male side.
When your heels, boots and flats out number your male shoes 6 to 1

shauna 9
02-11-2008, 09:01 PM
Your wife asks to borrow your makeup, bras & panties

GINA-CD
02-11-2008, 09:45 PM
when you open her e-mail before his e-mail in the morning...

when you hear that click-click down the hall and immediately know who of your co-workers is coming and what's she wearing ('cus you already know what she wears with each pair of heels)...

when you spend more time on crossdressers.com than in nfl.com...

when you have to think twice before signing an e-mail because (maybe) she doesn't have a valid ID at your work's mail server...

when you stare at a girl to find out what she did with her shadows that make her eyes look so big...

RobynP
02-12-2008, 03:56 PM
You know you're a cross dresser when:

Someone looks at you and says that you need professional help and the only professional help you can think of is either Merle Norman or Mary Kay...

Robyn P.

Deborah Jane
02-12-2008, 04:02 PM
You answer threads on a crossdresser forum!!

dtride
02-13-2008, 12:01 AM
When your wife takes a pair of you`re brand new pantyhose and says she will replace them.

Jenna Lynn
02-13-2008, 12:12 AM
When you are driving to work, you are putting make up on in the rearview mirror.

kristinacd1
02-13-2008, 05:20 AM
when your wife askes if she can borrow a black satin blouse to go with a skirt she wants to wear....

kymmieLorain
02-13-2008, 11:10 AM
When after reading all the previous post your realize that 80&#37; of them are about you. LOL

Kymmie

tamarav
02-13-2008, 11:12 AM
When reading all the previous posts you realize that all of them are about you except the putting on makeup while driving. My car requires two hands to drive and my skirt gets in the way when I drive with my knees...

Helen MC
02-17-2008, 05:28 AM
Your S.O. routinely borrows your bras and panties.

T_gurl_tia
02-17-2008, 05:45 AM
you know your a crosdresser when:

the panties and pantyhose your buying arent for your wife.

you get really P.O'd when you dont have time to shave your legs before going out

when you look at whats on sale in the womens section of the Sears flyer in the Sunday paper instead of the tools

Melora
02-17-2008, 06:59 AM
When your GG SO asks you about "how does this look", and actually listens to your opinion, trusts your opinion and then keeps it that way :happy: Hehe!
Ever since "she found out.. She has changed a lil'bit". :hugs:

ChantelleCD
02-17-2008, 07:32 AM
You tell your partner she is doing her make up all wrong!

Danille
02-17-2008, 08:15 AM
you are clicking on "new posts" here with your first cup of coffee in the morning, wearing a nightie of course.
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JamieDP
02-17-2008, 09:22 AM
You get excited over the thick seasonal Victoria's Secret catalog arriving in the mail..

susan2010
02-17-2008, 09:22 AM
.......when you need to buy new pants for work, you check there're heavy enough so your flower print pink panties don't show thru.

jennifer marie
02-17-2008, 11:17 AM
When you get home from school and Mom has apretty outfit ready for her little girl

Roberta Llyan
02-17-2008, 11:39 AM
Your boobs are bigger than your wife's.

Helen MC
02-17-2008, 11:40 AM
"When you get home from school and Mom has a pretty outfit ready for her little girl"

In my dreams when I was a teenager!

Dixie
02-17-2008, 12:03 PM
When your wife or daughter know that you have no problem picking up some bras or panties or dresses etc for them, and they trust your judgement on these matters cuz "...you always get the cutest clothes":drink:

debbeelee1
02-17-2008, 02:16 PM
You know you are a crossdresser when your SO ask to borrow some pantyhose!

Robyn2006
02-17-2008, 06:27 PM
You know you're a cross dresser when:

You instinctively know the perfect lipstick combination needed to get just that right shade that will work perfectly with your outfit! :kiss:

Robyn

Colleentg
02-17-2008, 07:18 PM
when you have two closets full of clothes and can't decided what to wear.

Kristen Marie
02-17-2008, 09:44 PM
.....when you are more adept at reaching behind your back and unhooking your own bra than reaching around undoing your wife's.

Katie Ashe
02-18-2008, 06:02 AM
When you can walk in heels and you SO can't :heehee:
You take longer to get ready than a GG
When your SO gives you thier old cloths they don't like anymore
When your SO says you look better in ---- than me
When you get your hair done more than her
When your make-up budget cuts into her eating out budget

Kendra Irene
02-18-2008, 10:47 AM
Its time for a hair cut AND you are thinking, "Should I get it cut in a fem style and maybe a different colour?"

TSchapes
02-18-2008, 12:31 PM
For me...

You're contemplating buying a hundred dollar makeup train case instead of a fancy fishing tackle box.

You check you're coffee cup for lipstick so your SO doesn't know you were dressing when you were supposed to be home sick.

You sign-on to you're femme igoogle page, before you're drab igoogle page.

You have the mouse hovering over the "Show Desktop" button just in case you're kids notice you are writing on Crossdressers.com :eek:

suchacutie
02-18-2008, 08:36 PM
1) when your wife and daughter are discussing clothes and makeup and you have to conciously keep quiet, even when your wife winks at you!

2) when you can no longer remember a time when you and your wife didn't have meaningful discussions about makeup and clothes.

3) when your daughter trusts you to buy clothes for her, even when she can't figure out how it is you know how to do that!

tina :)

janet1234
02-18-2008, 09:21 PM
are they 6 inch?

LoriFlores
02-18-2008, 09:25 PM
Your wardrobe consists of more womens cloths than mens and it becomes regular to dress with 100% female cloths.

vikki2020
02-19-2008, 07:26 PM
Instead of just pulling out a clipper, and trimming your nails,you file them down "just so".

jenniferj
02-19-2008, 10:44 PM
You buy pretty things for your wife that happen to go well with the new shoes you just bought for yourself.

You enjoy doing housework in heels.

You ask your wife if ther is any more girl soap before you sit down in your soaky bubble bath.

You buy tops/bottoms on sale from Newport News knowing that sooner or later they will have bottoms/tops on sale that will complete the look.

You buy shoes in a 11 when you really need a 12, but the pretty ones don't come in 12.

You feel naked without toenail polish.

-jj

Roberta Llyan
02-20-2008, 02:52 PM
you would rather watch a movie on LifeTime network or Encore Love network than watch the Saturday football games.

kimmy p
02-20-2008, 04:49 PM
.....when you are more adept at reaching behind your back and unhooking your own bra than reaching around undoing your wife's.


Oh I am so there with you sister!

Bev
02-20-2008, 05:39 PM
When Tom at Skyscrapper Heels knows you on a first name basis. (And calls when a new pair pink heels come in!)

annekathleen
02-20-2008, 06:15 PM
...you can't stop purchasing bras and panties although you probably have over 150-200 of each!

barbara blue
02-20-2008, 07:46 PM
You know you are a crossdresser when you would rather go to a bridal fair than a strip club!

Deborah Jane
02-20-2008, 07:49 PM
...you can't stop purchasing bras and panties although you probably have over 150-200 of each!

If nothing else that confirms it then in my case!!

Billie Jean
02-22-2008, 03:03 PM
You are talking with your brother while barefoot and you look down a see you forgot to take off your toe ring. Billie Jean

annekathleen
02-22-2008, 04:03 PM
I have to make a conscious effort to keep my slippers on, or definately my socks on, because my toes nails were painted and I was wearing a toe ring.

Lisa Rose
02-22-2008, 06:34 PM
You buy tops/bottoms on sale from Newport News knowing that sooner or later they will have bottoms/tops on sale that will complete the look.

-jj

OR!! You want something so bad and you just can't wait for it to go on sale or even wait for it to come in the mail. So you end up running around town to find the same item in a local store and pay full price for because it's just SOOOO CUTE.

SusanMarie
02-22-2008, 06:39 PM
I read every post in this thread and can identify with every single one. :D

lisajane
02-22-2008, 09:13 PM
The S A's at Payless shoes ask when you will buy purses to match all the shoes you have:heehee: Lisa

jazmonyavon
02-23-2008, 07:20 AM
When have more lingerie then your wife:happy:

KathrynTX
02-23-2008, 08:37 AM
This is a great thread I hope it gets pinned. :D

KathrynTX
02-23-2008, 08:39 AM
The S A's at Payless shoes ask when you will buy purses to match all the shoes you have:heehee: Lisa

One time, I actually had a sales associate at Payless ask me if I wanted to buy some hose to go with the shoes I'd just bought! :heehee:

KathrynTX
02-23-2008, 09:02 AM
You stockpile certain brands of pantyhose because you want to have as many as you can in case they're ever discontinued.

Your favorite movies are:
Ed Wood
Glen or Glenda
Tootsie
The Crying Game
Just Like a Woman
Some Like It Hot
Ma Vie en Rose
Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
I Was a Male War Bride
Let Me Die a Woman
Sorority Boys
Victor Victoria
Dressed to Kill
La Cage aux Folles
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
M. Butterfly
Pink Flamingos
Female Trouble
Polyester
Lust in the Dust
Little Sister
Ladybugs
He's My Girl
Beautiful Boxer

Your favorite songs are:
"Lola" by the Kinks
"Get Back" and "Ob-La Di, Ob-La Da" by the Beatles
"Dude Looks Like a Lady" by Aerosmith
"Walk on the Wild Side" by Lou Reed
"You'd Make a Pretty Girl as Girls Go" by Suzanne Vega
"Brand New Dress" by Kicking Harold
"Arnold Layne" by Pink Floyd
"Androgeny" by Garbage
"Animate" by Rush
"I Wanna Get in Your Pants" by the Cramps
"If You Were a Woman" by Bonnie Tyler
"A Man's Gotta Do (What a Woman's Gotta Do)" by the Rev. Billy C. Wirtz
"More Than a Woman" by the Bee Gees
"Man, I Feel Like a Woman" by Shania Twain
"Be a Girl" and "Queen for a Day" by Temptress

Nicki B
02-23-2008, 09:34 AM
How about, after a long day out, you're quite comfortable refreshing your lippy without the use of a mirror?

Ermm.. Maybe that's not the sign of being a CD... :hiding:

Lisa Rose
02-23-2008, 09:52 AM
When everything in your bathroom is 'pink'.


When your mirror is your best friend.


When you just know this thread could go on forever.

dann
02-23-2008, 10:09 PM
When you learn that "Crossdresser" is what they call boys that like to dress like girls.

Nicole Lee
02-23-2008, 11:11 PM
probably said before, but ...

when you're around your friends and you're checking out a girl that's passing by, but really checking out what she's wearing and picturing how it'd look on YOU.

theresa
02-23-2008, 11:22 PM
You own more pantyhose than the wife

Roberta Llyan
02-29-2008, 04:25 PM
You'd rather sit around the table talking with the other ladies than go sit on the front porch and talk about deer hunting with the men.

KayR
02-29-2008, 07:49 PM
When instead of admiring a beautifully made-up woman, you try to figure out how she got the blend of eye shadow like that.....

monika40
02-29-2008, 08:01 PM
When changing back to drab is difficult.

FanciJewel
02-29-2008, 09:11 PM
When "purging" involves throwing out your drab clothes

shirley1
02-29-2008, 09:39 PM
when you feel the need to go out dressed and you cant reverse these feelings anymore

teresa jeen
02-29-2008, 09:44 PM
you get jealous at what "she's" wearing wishing you could:heehee:

Laurelanne
03-01-2008, 04:14 AM
when you try to check your makeup in the mirror.. and your not wearing any.!

Cassy11
03-01-2008, 11:04 AM
The first place you go when entering Kohl's is the clearance rack.

FanciJewel
03-02-2008, 07:55 AM
...when you hand wash your wife's delicates along with yours prior to going to bed at night.

spjennifer
03-02-2008, 12:23 PM
...when you have a "his" and a "hers" closet and they're both yours!:heehee:

fran46
03-02-2008, 01:38 PM
* You've stood up to call dozens of business meetings to order while feeling the gentle grip of control-top pantyhose under your grey flannel suit.
* The sales girls at Ann Taylor and Cache are on a first-name basis with you.
* Terms such as "peplum" and "empire waist" are no mystery.
* Your primary motivation for dieting and exercising is not to drop your cholesterol to an acceptable level, not to get in touch with your inner thin person, not to increase your odds of living to age 95, but to fit into a size 10 at Banana Republic.
* Eye liner is no longer a problem for you.
* Fastening a bra is second nature.
* You know the location of the rack of clip-on earrings at every department store in the mall.
* The slight restriction of your stride that is imposed by a pencil skirt is always a welcome sensation.
* "What Not To Wear" is your favorite television program.
* You love handbags and purses.
* The product-review areas at the American Apparel website are littered with your positive comments about their leggings and turtleneck dresses.
* Vogue and Glamour rank right up there with The Atlantic Monthly and Harvard Business Review at the top of your list of must-read magazines.
* You've developed the confidence, or perhaps it's just old-fashioned brashness, to try on a Spanx panty girdle in a lingerie store.
* Even maternity clothes have a special appeal for you.

Emily Anderson
05-04-2008, 02:25 PM
You know you're a crosdresser when your girlfriend, who doesn't particularly want to participate in your second-self, but finds herself short on makeup one evening, asks you "Have you got any eyeliner?" :brolleyes:

Kierci
05-04-2008, 02:48 PM
You know your a crossdresser when- you no longer own any male jeans or shoes.:daydreaming:

Tamara Croft
05-04-2008, 02:52 PM
I thought it would be fun to start a thread on those moments when you realize you're a crossdresser.And there's an ongoing thread already... which this has now been merged with...

You know you're a crossdresser when you start threads that have been done 10000 times before :tongueout

Ruth
05-04-2008, 02:53 PM
When your wife has a credit note from a (women's) clothing store, and asks you if you'd like to use it.

Lisa Rose
05-04-2008, 06:56 PM
You know you're a crossdresser when you start threads that have been done 10000 times before


Tamera, does that include all of the wonderful ones about panties?

RitaCD
05-04-2008, 08:10 PM
I read every post in this thread and can identify with every single one. :D

I luv it, I luv it, I luv it. Such a fun post and true, true, true.:daydreaming:

matrioshka
05-04-2008, 10:24 PM
You know you are a crossdresser when you comment on another forum that you look better en femme than Ann Coulter. A firearms forum to boot. I've considered posting pictures of me fully dressed shooting just to wind them up.

When you know the Euro/USD exchange rate beacuse you're considering a purchase of another expensive European foundation garment, that's another sign as well.


M

Michelle 51
05-05-2008, 09:45 AM
when you adore special articles of clothing like a skirt,lingerie,tops,shoes etc and how you feel when you wear them and the guy stuff is just that 'guy stuff' nothing special

renee k
05-05-2008, 10:55 AM
....when you have spare pantyhose in the glove box of your car....

Huggs, Renee

amber 07
05-05-2008, 11:39 AM
and you tell the mechanic that finds them that they are an emergency repair item for a broken alternator belt....

CD Susan
05-05-2008, 11:54 AM
when you are so comfortable wearing earrings, a necklace, a womens watch, or perfume that you forget you have them on and go to work that way.

gennee
05-05-2008, 01:22 PM
You have more panties than your wife. :D
You rather wear her clothes than your own.
You and her share skirts and blouses.
You pay no attention to men's fashions.
When your wife buys a dress-and it looks better on you. :D

Gennee

KateW
05-05-2008, 07:39 PM
You cunningly go to a Halloween party dressed as a girl, and have panties on underneath, even though no one can see them!

Eva Marie
05-05-2008, 08:13 PM
"Yes", to all.

Shannen
05-05-2008, 09:04 PM
I knew when for the first time I pulled pantyhose up shaved legs and said to myself, "Yes, this has got to be the best feeling in the world!"

girl_in_pantyhose
05-05-2008, 11:12 PM
when you have over a 100 posts on www.crossdressers.com!

MentalMercury
05-06-2008, 08:23 AM
...when you wear clothes usually associated with the opposite gender of your own

*smirk*

I'm sorry I only read the first 5 pages to see if anyone else had the same smartass idea :p

Tamara Croft
05-06-2008, 10:28 AM
Tamera, does that include all of the wonderful ones about panties?Yup :slap: and it's TamAra!!! :slap:

:tongueout

SueAnncd
05-06-2008, 11:18 AM
OMG I really am a CD. I love it.

SueAnncd

jozee
05-06-2008, 12:31 PM
you can do up a bra quicker than a woman:):hugs::love:

MentalMercury
05-07-2008, 12:03 AM
you can do up a bra quicker than a woman:):hugs::love:

But undoing them is the fun part!

Sophia KT
05-07-2008, 02:10 PM
When you mourn the loss of a nail.

I accidentally caught one while hurrying with a razor tonight. No blood though. Honestly, it took some getting out though [damb multi blades].

Janine cd
05-07-2008, 07:28 PM
you forget how rough and uncomfortable male underwear are.

tamela bell
05-09-2008, 12:23 PM
when you own more skirts and dresses than your wife and sister in law together

almalove
05-10-2008, 02:23 AM
you can tell how old is the manicure on every woman you see

MichelleOBrien
05-10-2008, 04:17 PM
you know you're a crossdresser when your SO complains that your butt looks better in her jeans than hers does.

When your ten month old godson decides to grab your shirt, rips it, and THEN you realize you're wearing a sport bra (happened earlier this morning, outside my house checking the mail.)

KarenCDFL
05-16-2008, 02:57 PM
When my wife asks if she can borrow the new eye shadow and mascara I just bought.

What I really love is when she borrows my clothes!! :)