worst way to get caught

[tina heels]

i have been caught by accident,i was dressing in the basement,mini dress wearing a 38 DD bra black hose 8" platform high heel mary janes,heard some one come down to the basement and when i went to hide i stepped into an open 5 gallon bucket of glue,bucket was about 5" of glue in it could not get my high heel mary janes out and got caught by mother,i was 16 yr.

[missfine]

You need to tells us what happened?

[Kayla_Gurl]

That's not the worst way to get caught, believe me!:o

[SandyR]

Yikes.....tell us what happend next....

SandyR

[shauna 9]

You need to tells us

[O2B Barbara]

And then...................

[Amy Lynn3]

Yes, please tell us what happened next. My Mom caught me several times wearing her black ob girdle, about age 4. She made me take it off the first few times then outed me to the whole family. Even today a peep will say I wore panties and girdles when I was young. Ha ! Little do they know I still do.

[Kathleen Ann Trees]

Who keeps an open bucket with 5" of glue in it?

(The worst... has to be being arrested by a cop! Let the nightmare begin.)

Kathleen Ann

[tina heels]

after she caught me she made me wear them all day and the next ,said you want to dress as a girl you have to dress as on for two day i was in heaven i did the house work even got the mail outside i looked hott,i still dress to this day, now i like to get caught i go out at night and walk around my section in high heels and a short dress with problems

[Mitch23]

oh yeah ....

mitch

[DanaJ]

Sounds like a cross between a Three Stooges episode and a Fictionmania story...

[Tasha T]

Who keeps an open bucket with 5" of glue in it?

Usually just cartoon characters who are trying to catch a crossdresser. I think I saw it on Bugs Bunny once.

[Jenny Beth]

Hmmmmm, I can see someone tripping over a five gallon bucket but accidentally stepping into one sounds like an impossibility to me. How nice though that your mom made you wear your 8 inch heels for two days but it must have been tough to get the glue off......;)

[Holly]

I guess you were "stuck." At least you didn't kick the bucket!

[sandra-leigh]

8" platform high heel mary janes [...]i was 16 yr.

Well, it looks like such things do exist

http://www.bootycocktails.com/xtreme882platformmaryjanesbypleasershoes-p-1776.html?zenid=f13bcc5e98e01c255791a5fa9d32b688

but where would a 16 year-old have gotten ahold of them? Those would be "stripper" heels, very hard to walk in, and would certainly not be sold in any department store. You probably wouldn't find them except in a "sex shop", and sex shops would not admit 16 year olds.

[Julie York]

Run that bit by me again. The bit about owning 8" platform Mary Jane shoes at age....16.


After that I lost interest.

"She made me dress....."


Yeah yeah yeah.



(Ah, I see Sherlock Tess had a similar thought.)

[Rachael Turner]

I'm usually one to give benefit of doubt, but without trying to sound too rude I claim total bs fiction on this one.

[occdresser]

I'm usually one to give benefit of doubt, but without trying to sound too rude I claim total bs fiction on this one.

:iagree:

[Jenny Beth]

Of course one must consider the hallucinations from sniffing glue.

[Nicole Erin]

Sounds like a cross between a Three Stooges episode and a Fictionmania story...

WIIIISSSSEEE guy eh? [slap slap slap slap slap slap...] EEYYYY!!! {HONK!}


:heehee:

[Laura Jane]

worst way to get caught ?

I would say without make up!

[Nicole Erin]

I would say without make up!

Don't even suggest such a thing! That is just... wrong!

[Sharon]

...i was 16 yr.

It must have been truly traumatic, seeing that it was seventeen years ago! Have you had any adventures since then?

[Holly]

Honey, you really need to get your story straight... http://www.crossdressers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1188640&postcount=85. A good writer can at least keep their storyline intact.

[bEEb]

Reminds me of the time just before the entire church congregation was coming over to our house for dinner.
I was all dressed up like a **** and "accidently decided to try on these chinese handcuffs....

[Sharon]

The naysayers abound today!! You should all be ashamed of yourselves!!! Heck, my memory gets fuzzy after all those years also. :o

C'mon, Tina, tell us more!

[Shelly Preston]

I did hear of someone who sent a pm saying how much the were looking forward to wearing a wonderful dress

The problem was they sent it to the local Minister by mistake :eek: oops

They then had a lot of explaining to do

[shenangovalleygal]

i posted this on another thread.

1st time i was in my early teens. i had some of my sisters stuff, clothes and makeup. one day i was all dressed in black. then i heard footsteps coming toward me. i ran to the basement and locked the door behind me. it turns out it was my older sister. she told me to come out of there or shell tell our parents. let me tell you, if she wouldve done that, i would not be here typing this. when she saw me, she said 'your skirt is on backwards' and left the room.

2nd time same age frame. same stuff. this time it was my mom, coming to my bedroom to change the sheets. i had to barricade hte door with my dresser drawers. the dresser was perpendicular to the door. anyways i had to get out of the top i had on and put it somehwere. not thinking what she wanted to do in my room before she came in. i stuck the clothes i had on under the covers. when i unbarricaded my door, she came in and stripped the bed. she found what i had on. she said to me 'what the **** is this? you want to be a girl?' now if i wouldve said yes, she wouldve had my dad in there and beat me within an inch of my life. so i did the only thing i could do in order to save myself from his wrath, i denied it. she changed the sheets and told me to return those to my sister. my dad was not the nicest people on the planet. he would bitch and moan in a good mood and then he would do it loudly and threaten to 'kick your ass' when he was irritated which was very often.

3rd i was almost caught by my mom again. this was just the other day. i thought she ahd gone to spend the night at her friends house, leaving me all alone. so i was making my self up when i heard the front door open. (i was in the dining room). so i quickly shoved everything i had underneath the computerdesk when she came into the living room. she didnt catch what i had on my face, since i had a hooded sweatshirt over my torso. let me just say that when i heard the door open and her coming near, my heart was beating so fast that i thought i ws going to have a heart attack right then and there. damn good thing she didnt stay long, i couldnt handle it much longer.

[annekbi]

That sounds like the worst case. I was caught once by a landlady. She thought I had a grilfriend in the appartment. She had been checking my closets out and found the dresses. So she decided to catch us on Saturday morning. I was all dressed except my wig. I though she would die laughing.

[Tasha T]

That sounds like the worst case. I was caught once by a landlady. She thought I had a grilfriend in the appartment. She had been checking my closets out and found the dresses. So she decided to catch us on Saturday morning. I was all dressed except my wig. I though she would die laughing.

If she had only known about the tub of glue she could have caught you quicker, easier and had an even bigger laugh.

I don't think it's right when a landlord goes through your closet or enters your apartment (or room...whatever) when you're not there and hasn't given you notice. It's a violation of your privacy and just plain wrong.

[docrobbysherry]

I can't left my 6" heeled boots higher than about 12" without loosing my balance.

Story reminds of the time a neighboring business owner told me about some " horrible pornography" delivered to him by mistake! He asked me if I recognised the name on the package. He had already thrown it all away.
Darn! Cost me a lot to replace it. And I had to use a different alias, too!
RS

[Lisa Golightly]

Someone I knew at school was caught touting for business in a railway station once... Now that's rough.

[sandra-leigh]

I don't think it's right when a landlord goes through your closet or enters your apartment (or room...whatever) when you're not there and hasn't given you notice. It's a violation of your privacy and just plain wrong.

It's illegal in Canada except in emergencies, even if the landlord has evidence that you are in violation of your lease. And if the landlord is looking for evidence of criminal violation, then the landlord is required to get a warrant.

[kristinacd1]

sounds like some kind of a funny sit-com....ethel comes down the steps to find fred mertz dressed up in drag...but fred steps in a bucket of glue and gets stuck to the floor...he then has to call ricky to get him un-stuck then the real fun begins because we find out our favorite red head lucy, is into CD's...

[MAJESTYK]

Anne, I assume you just rented a room? Even so, it's still illegal in NY for any landlady or landlord to enter a place that you rent for any reason without your permission. Glad to see someone else from the area though. Heard it's going to be almost 50 around here tomorrow. Go out and enjoy it.

[Colleentg]

Well, it looks like such things do exist

http://www.bootycocktails.com/xtreme882platformmaryjanesbypleasershoes-p-1776.html?zenid=f13bcc5e98e01c255791a5fa9d32b688

but where would a 16 year-old have gotten ahold of them? Those would be "stripper" heels, very hard to walk in, and would certainly not be sold in any department store. You probably wouldn't find them except in a "sex shop", and sex shops would not admit 16 year olds.

It popped in my head as I read that, from the M&Ms Christmas television commercial, Santa saying "they do exist"!!! LOL

[shirley1]

worst way to get caught ! lock yourself out in full dress - no money,credit cards ! the only way to get back into your appartment is to ring your sister who may suspect your a cder but youve never told her ! that is my absolute nitemare senario ! someone recently said (a tg meeting leader) you might secretly be wanting that to happen ! i say no !!! you bet your life if and when i come out to people it will be in my own way/time not through being in an uncomfortable situation - fantasy and reality are 2 different things and this is 1 for fantasy only (getting caught out !) UNPLANNED !

[sandra-leigh]

worst way to get caught ! lock yourself out in full dress - no money,credit cards ! the only way to get back into your appartment is to ring your sister who may suspect your a cder but youve never told her !

If I somehow locked myself out and my wife was out of town, then I would have to go to work to get my spare key, getting myself let into my office by the security guard. :eek:

But how I would handle it would depend on what time it was and which day of the week it was and whether I had any money with me and whether I had my cell phone, and a mix of other circumstances. For example if I had money and it was during shopping hours, I could go to the mall near where I worked and buy some really cheap pants and wash off any obvious makeup. Or I know a public bathroom downtown that is open until 1 AM. Or I could go to the GLBT club to clean up -- even if I didn't have my membership card with me, they would recognize me and let me in. There are usually numerous options if you stop to think about them.

Reminds me of the time [before I dressed] when I reached my then- girlfriend's apartment on the last train of the night when I was expected the next morning. It was after 1 AM and I had about the equivilent of 40 cents in local currency, and my girlfriend didn't hear me knocking on the door or ringing the bell; and it was winter (it would have been tough but possible to stay out all night.) So I went down to her storage area in the apartment basement and slept in her locker. It wasn't glamerous but I survived. Options if you think outside the box. (Or, in my case, it was a matter of thinking "inside the box" :heehee: )

[BobbieGene]

I Don't believe IT>ONLY PICTURES WILL make ME A BELIEVER.....& the LID was off.....LOL.......I'm JESSIE JAMES.......ALTHOUGH I SHOOT better than JESSIE!!!!....BG>OUT....LATERRRRrrrrrr
Who keeps an open bucket with 5" of glue in it?

(The worst... has to be being arrested by a cop! Let the nightmare begin.)

Kathleen Ann

[BobbieGene]

JENNY BETH....Right on REALLY>8"Heels 4 -2 days.Must have been in the prone position 4/48hrs>LOL<I have 1 pr 8"**** HEELS from SNAZ75.com I only wear to DUST Ceiling&Fans I'M 6'3" have fell 3 times>LOL<.........Request..PICS........BG>OUT.....LATERRrrrrr

[shirley1]

If I somehow locked myself out and my wife was out of town, then I would have to go to work to get my spare key, getting myself let into my office by the security guard. :eek:

But how I would handle it would depend on what time it was and which day of the week it was and whether I had any money with me and whether I had my cell phone, and a mix of other circumstances. For example if I had money and it was during shopping hours, I could go to the mall near where I worked and buy some really cheap pants and wash off any obvious makeup. Or I know a public bathroom downtown that is open until 1 AM. Or I could go to the GLBT club to clean up -- even if I didn't have my membership card with me, they would recognize me and let me in. There are usually numerous options if you stop to think about them.

Reminds me of the time [before I dressed] when I reached my then- girlfriend's apartment on the last train of the night when I was expected the next morning. It was after 1 AM and I had about the equivilent of 40 cents in local currency, and my girlfriend didn't hear me knocking on the door or ringing the bell; and it was winter (it would have been tough but possible to stay out all night.) So I went down to her storage area in the apartment basement and slept in her locker. It wasn't glamerous but I survived. Options if you think outside the box. (Or, in my case, it was a matter of thinking "inside the box" :heehee: )

god forbid it will ever happen to me but i've come close a few times - now leave spare keys inside my letterbox which is luckily at ground level ! if i ever ended up in that fateful senario i would have 2 choices no 3 actually - but the main choice would be get banged up in a cell all night - the cop shops just around the corner - or try and walk to my sisters (5 miles away in the dead of nite) and try and convince her when she sees me i went to a fancy dress party - would she believe me - no i doubt it ! i might as well come clean - but how awkward and embarrassing ! you dont care about the neighbours when it comes to the crunch but your family are a different ballgame altogether !

[Laura Jane]

worst way to get caught ! lock yourself out in full dress - no money,credit cards ! the only way to get back into your appartment is to ring your sister who may suspect your a cder but youve never told her ! that is my absolute nitemare senario ! someone recently said (a tg meeting leader) you might secretly be wanting that to happen ! i say no !!! you bet your life if and when i come out to people it will be in my own way/time not through being in an uncomfortable situation - fantasy and reality are 2 different things and this is 1 for fantasy only (getting caught out !) UNPLANNED !

Well you could just discard all your clothing and pretend you locked yourself out naked! I wonder which would be the least embarrassing!

[Selene EV]

I was on all fours picking something up off the kitchen floor after several glasses of wine when I feel my wife snap the waistband of my pink panties.
Not cool.

[Jennaie]

Pay no attention to the non-believers Tina. I had exactly the same thing happen to me except it was my aunt, yea, that's the ticket, it was my aunt, yea... and then she got out some make-up and ....

[tamarav]

Not to try to upstage you but,,

12-24-76 Slid off the road in Denver, got stuck in a snowbank, got arrested for "Appearing in public in the dress of the opposite sex". Car impounded, went to jail for the night, had to strip out of my femme clothes and put on jail clothes with no belt. I wore size 26 waist pants, they gave me 54 inch.Had to hold them up all the time, no shoes since mine were "evidence".

Released on my own recognonce (spelling) at noon, given my money and id but nothing else, snow 3 feet deep. I walked two blocks got a cab, went to impound lot, paid for car, shovelled car out of snowbank (stlill barefooted holding my pants. Finally got car out, drove 60 miles home, cleaned up, drove back to Denver to pick up wife flying back from California at 4pm.

Had to go back to Denver 4 weks later for trial. Fined $57, told not to do it again and to seek help. I have been prepared every time I go out now by every emergency known to man. (Car quite about 3 years ago, I knew it was a bad distributor. I coasted into the back of a service station, changed in the front seat into my coveralls, cleansed face, pulled off wig. . Pulled out tools and spare distributor, installed distributor, timed it by ear, climbed back, drove 89 feet to the gas pumps and gassed up. A woman gassing her car next to me leaned over and said, "Nice perfume, is that Tuxedo?"

32 years later I still remember every single minute of it.

[RacyTraci]

sounds like some kind of a funny sit-com....ethel comes down the steps to find fred mertz dressed up in drag...but fred steps in a bucket of glue and gets stuck to the floor...he then has to call ricky to get him un-stuck then the real fun begins because we find out our favorite red head lucy, is into CD's...


Frrreeeeddd.
You've got some 'splaining to do.

[cyle_elise]

I guess you were "stuck." At least you didn't kick the bucket!

coming out to my mother isn't on my "bucket list"

ugh the puns. they is too muches!

[Dena]

A woman gassing her car next to me leaned over and said, "Nice perfume, is that Tuxedo?"

Was she right?!

[Nylon.Pantyhose]

To get stuck in an elevator wearing heels, mini, and hose:doh:

[Christinedreamer]

Many years ago I lived in a 3 story California style (apts open onto a central court) in Van Nuys, CA. At the time I had only long peignoirs towear as that was my fave femme finery at the time. One night about 2:00AM I decided that is was quiet enough to go out for a stroll in the courtyard as every one was sleeping.
I wore my favorite seafoam green peignoir with the beautiful full robe. I went down the stairs which were quite a ways from my apt waltzed around the first floor courtyard feeling so graceful and feminine.

I soon decided not to push my luck and went back home. I was so excited I couldn't get to sleep. About 5:30 AM I just couldn't resist the temptation to do it again. I opened the door and decided to get on the elevator this time and while on the courtyard level I would go out to the front door to get the morning p[aper from the dispenser. I pushed the DOWn button but the car went UP instead.
On the third floor, the door opened and in stepped a woman about 25. She said nothing as the door shut and we traveled down to the first floor.
As the door opened she turned and took a hold of the robe and pulled it slightly out as if to see how full it was. She said "I have seen you do this before and I think you're cute" I thought that was the end until a couple days later when I opened the mailbox and found 3 notes stuffed through the little slots. All 3 said they hoped I would continue to prance around and give them a fun show. I never knew who the others were.
I did spend a few evenings with the other neighbor though and always in a peignoir. I guess 1 out of 4 isnt bad.

Scarey for sure.

Christine

[trannie T]

Did i ever tell you about the summer I was sent to live with my aunt?

[Jamie Parks]

I have a pretty good one, one Sunday eve about 2 years ago I was sitting at home(in drab) and got a call from a friend up the road that a sheriff stopped at her house asking where I live she gave him very vague directions and called as soon as he left to warn me. I knew I had written a couple of bad checks(I was in a very rough place financially at that time and I am not very proud of it but some times you have to do what you have to do to put food on the table and have gas to get to work)but I really didn't think it was going to be anything serous. The sheriff finally found my house and asked for me i came and spoke to him to my shock he had a warrant for my arrest and very politely escorted to to his car as I was getting in I realized that my toenails were still painted(oh crap) so off to jail I went, when I got there i went thru the normal things fingerprinting and all then to my horror I had to be deloused in front of a officer so I discreetly explained that my toe nails were painted he just responded so what just strip, he really didn't care at all but he wasn't who I was really worried about it was the other inmates (I enjoy acting like a woman i just didn't to be there woman)and I was informed that I MUST shower at least every other day(public showers) I only spent 40 hours there and didn't have to take that shower but wow what a scary experience needless to say I haven't even come close to a check book since lesson well learned

Jamie

[Laurelanne]

sorry, for a moment there I almost beleived it...
I was caught the first time by mother I was 16 or so (cant recall.. age you know) I fell asleep on my bed while dressed ina slip garter belt and bra.,she made me keep them on tooo, until my Dad got home..wasn't pretty:eek:

[Genifer Teal]

Not to try to upstage you but,,

12-24-76 Slid off the road in Denver, got stuck in a snowbank, got arrested for "Appearing in public in the dress of the opposite sex".

Hard to imagine that could happen. Were they playing banjos?

Gen

[JoAnnDallas]

Genifer Teal.....Many states and cities USED to have laws against crossdressing. Another reason many of us older CDer's kept it secret back then. I don''t think you will find any state or city that still have laws like those anymore.

[Mitch23]

ordered a wig online - foolishly assuming it would arrive during the week when i was home. It actually arrived saturday while my wife was home but I was out. When I got back it was in the middle of the table and wife said 'whats this?' Quick cover story that it was computer parts i had ordered. Unfortunately for me, she had seen the despatch note on the computer and knew exactly what it was! It became time for 'the talk' - well dear its like this .....

still makes me cringe to think about it

mitch

[EnglishRose]

Many years ago. my sister had gone out for a night on the town and I was dying to try on her crushed-velvet black dress. I had a flowing black slip on underneath it too, and was just finishing getting dressed when - oops - I heard my sister and mother looking through her room trying to find the dress. Turned out she'd merely gone next door for a few minutes and was planning to wear it later that night.

All that really happened though was I returned the items discreetly through my mother, explained I wasn't gay (would have been what she was thinking), and she was going to put them quietly through the laundry.

Little of course did my mother know the number of clothes of hers I'd already worn before that embarrassing night.

[joann07]

I was about 11 years old and, one night, I was in my sister's bedroom while she was watching tv in the living room. She had just bought a new pair of knee highs and so I took one, got on her bed, and started slipping it on.
Well, stupid me, I didn't try it on secretly and so she suddenly walked in the room as I was putting it on. She started laughing, went back out, and yelled out loud to my mom that I was putting on her knee highs.

I was so embarrassed and denied it, but I don't recall my mom or dad doing making me do anything. I just remember that nothing was said after that.

[Claudia Zylindrias]

I hear the music playing......

I did get caught by my sisters and mom when I was around 4 or 5. Mom did tell my dad and after a good spanking and a long LONG biblical lecture. As far as they are consered it never happened again. They are now well in to their late 70's and don't need the drama. Which why I did what I did in this related post..

http://www.crossdressers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=78509

[Tasha T]

ordered a wig online - foolishly assuming it would arrive during the week when i was home.

There's nothing like a package that arrives at the wrong time and falls into the hands of people who you don't want to see it. That's why I now have a P.O. Box.

[Badwolf]

I've been caught wearing panties in public places before but I normally pass it off as a joke or something if someone mentions it. My mom has found clothes around my room twice when I was younger and stupider and was forced to purge completely (I'd try to smuggle some of it back before trash day).

Since I moved out I had a friend walk into my closet see all the wigs and ask "do you cross dress"? Point blank haha :) Thats most of my caught stories.

[KandisTX]

The year was 1996, I was living alone in my apartment in San Diego California and it was Friday night. I dressed up and decided that I wanted to go for the “hooker” look with my make-up and went NUTS with it, red eyeshadow, etc.. the WORKS. I soon changed into my nightgown for bed and that was fine. I woke up the next morning and was sitting in my living room doing my toes and there is suddenly a knock on the door. I holler out “Just a minute” and make a mad dash to the bedroom taking off the clothing as I go, pulling on a pair of socks (totally trashing the polish on my toes), and throw on jeans and a t-shirt and head to the door. Yes, you read that right…. I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE MAKE-UP ON MY FACE. The guy at the door, my wifes ex who is now one of my best friends, is there and he says NOTHING about it, well not to me anyway… That my friends is the WORST way to get caught. ;)

Kandis:love::rose2:

[Vanessac48]

The only time I got caught was when I was about 5 or 6, don't remember exactly. I was upstairs, and had on my mother's high heels, and my brother came upstairs, and I didn't hear him. He is 8 years older than me. He started yelling for my mother saying I'm gay! I was so embarassed!

[Tammy298]

.... Unfortunately for me, she had seen the despatch note on the computer and knew exactly what it was! It became time for 'the talk' - well dear its like this .....

still makes me cringe to think about it

mitch

So Mitch, did you spill the beans and tell her or what?
You can't just leave us like this and not tell us just what you did tell her and her reaction!!!!!!:brolleyes:

[nikki-belfast]

aged about 28 i shared a house in dublin with two others. one was away for the weekend and the other, a spanish guy, was working in a bar in town. so i took the free time to do what all girls do. only the guy came home early i had no chance of making an escape. he came into the living room saw me dressed yawned and said i think ill go to bed.he never mentioned it again and to this day we remain friendly. so its not all bad.

[DanaR]

When I was little my mom and sister used to dress me as a girl. I have an old picture of me in a dress with my long curly hair, crying. One day my dad came home early and saw me in the dress and got pissed. The picture was of me, standing on the porch. My mom took the picture, before my dad took me to the barber shop to get my hair cut off.

The other time, I was home alone and about 8 or 9 years old. My sister came home and started looking for me. She found me in our mothers room, in the closet. I was wearing a bra, panties and hose.