SouthernLady
02-28-2008, 04:57 PM
C'mon ladies I know you all have them. Share them.
I was reading the Post Oh POO POO and laughed when I remembered a funny story I forgotten. I was single, living in Georgia. I had decided earlier that day to go out for a early night drive enfemme. I had an RX-7 then and the gas tank was full. I had several hours to get dressed and soaked in a hot bath, shaved my legs and just took my time. Toenails and fingernails painted bright fire engine red, matching bra and panties, garter, black seamed stockings, finally deciding on a seductive black leather skirt, see through matching blouse, 5 inch Slides, auburn long hair pulled back with a scunchi, perfume just right. Right after the sun went down, I opened the garage door and left.
I was very careful with the speed limit and was just enjoying myself when I decided that my lipstick needed to be refreshed...mistake. I dropped it on the passenger's side. Reaching over, feeling for the tube, I inadvertantly swerved. Nothing serious but enough to catch a State Trooper's attention. A minute or two later, I look up into the rear view mirror to my horror are the feared bluelights!! And a young trooper at that!
Pulling over to the shoulder, I remain seated in the Mazda until the young trooper approached me. Signaling me to roll down my window, he asked if I had been drinking. Inwardly laughing I said of course not. At that point he asked me to step out of the car. LOL, so brazenly, I opened my door and as femininely as possible, I smiled and exited my seat as any southernlady would. He asked if I would mind breathing into his hat, Which I did. No smell of alcohol, maybe a hint of Estee though. He asked what had caused me to swerve in the highway earlier and I told him the truth, that I had dropped my lip stick. At that point he was grinning. And said for me to be more careful next time. He opened the door for me and gave me a light swat on the butt (I assume for being naughty). I wished he had given me his phone number too!
I was reading the Post Oh POO POO and laughed when I remembered a funny story I forgotten. I was single, living in Georgia. I had decided earlier that day to go out for a early night drive enfemme. I had an RX-7 then and the gas tank was full. I had several hours to get dressed and soaked in a hot bath, shaved my legs and just took my time. Toenails and fingernails painted bright fire engine red, matching bra and panties, garter, black seamed stockings, finally deciding on a seductive black leather skirt, see through matching blouse, 5 inch Slides, auburn long hair pulled back with a scunchi, perfume just right. Right after the sun went down, I opened the garage door and left.
I was very careful with the speed limit and was just enjoying myself when I decided that my lipstick needed to be refreshed...mistake. I dropped it on the passenger's side. Reaching over, feeling for the tube, I inadvertantly swerved. Nothing serious but enough to catch a State Trooper's attention. A minute or two later, I look up into the rear view mirror to my horror are the feared bluelights!! And a young trooper at that!
Pulling over to the shoulder, I remain seated in the Mazda until the young trooper approached me. Signaling me to roll down my window, he asked if I had been drinking. Inwardly laughing I said of course not. At that point he asked me to step out of the car. LOL, so brazenly, I opened my door and as femininely as possible, I smiled and exited my seat as any southernlady would. He asked if I would mind breathing into his hat, Which I did. No smell of alcohol, maybe a hint of Estee though. He asked what had caused me to swerve in the highway earlier and I told him the truth, that I had dropped my lip stick. At that point he was grinning. And said for me to be more careful next time. He opened the door for me and gave me a light swat on the butt (I assume for being naughty). I wished he had given me his phone number too!