"Dispel all doubt of your masculinity by clicking here"

[deja true]

That was the message in a spam e-mail I got when I opened up my computer at the office this morning. It was hot-linked to a picture titled "Watch her boobs bounce" that was the subject line of the e-mail.

When I saw that "Dispel all doubts..." message I broke into a huge laugh (in very manly tones) thinking, 'Boy have they got the wrong customer here!'

When the other guys gathered around at the sound of my laugh, they all pressured me to open the link. I didn't, of course, not wanting a virus in my heavily used computer. Also I didn't want the network admin to see I'd opened what was probably a porn site. (Hey wait, I'm the admin for this little network!)

Anyway, what do you all think about the incessant plague of penis enhancing, 'get a hot chick', 'revive your libido' spams that distract us everyday?

And by the way, has anybody been to that "Stop jerking off" link that's always in the google ad messages between the posts?

curious

deja

[Kate Simmons]

Yeah I know. Most of that stuff goes to my junk mail box and any pop up attachments are blocked. I do get somewhat of a kick out of it though when I wonder who writes this stuff. I think they would be in trouble if they had to have a real job.:heehee:

[docrobbysherry]

There must be hundreds, at least, of these "increase your shlong, and drive her wild" companies! My new computer at home is spam free. It all goes in a seperate mail box. I check it every other day. Must get 10 a day! It shows u how many men need help!

Best cure for weak erections, (according to a guy on the radio), is a new 25 year old woman! Judging how things were with my ex when we separated, he MAY have something there!

[Nicole Erin]

Best cure for weak erections, (according to a guy on the radio), is a new 25 year old woman! !

Can I have one from France?

[TGMarla]

I'm a network admin, too. The junk mail thing is out of control. I use Postini, or Messaging Ninja to keep it out.

Someone must be making money on it somewhere, or they wouldn't be spamming so much. But I can't imagine anyone actually responding to any of these ridiculous emails.

But it's a big world. There are alot of people in it, and it takes all kinds.

My favorite is "Male Enhancement in 3 to 5 seconds..."

[JenniferR771]

Yea! It's amazing! My 92 year old mother used to get a dozens of such ads on her Webtv. It did not have good spam filtering. We pulled the plug last year.

[Angie G]

I leave them alone. :hugs:
Angie

[Phyliss]

Barnum didn't say it ( http://www.historybuff.com/library/refbarnum.html ) but there truly is "a sucker born every minute"

Recently acquired a prescription from my Dr. for some "vitamin V" .... not impressed. It may only be me, but I didn't have anything like the reaction the advertisements would lead you to believe will happen.

Just as soon keep it tucked outta sight anyhow

[Deborah Jane]

My favorite is "Male Enhancement in 3 to 5 seconds..."

Easy done!!..Tie a lead weight on it then let go!!!:eek: Certainly makes it longer!!:tongueout

Seriously though, i never open them!!

[jessielee]

why dispel such doubts?
i'm so happy they finally got through to me!
of course i doubt i'm masculine!
hot dang
and
weeeeeeeee!
i'm flying!
regressing,
jessie