jennCD
04-06-2008, 12:07 PM
...so there were were, being lazy after having been so rudely awakened by a pair of hungry kids when:
She: And another dream I had, you were home and all dressed up as a woman and, no offense, I freaked and just had to get out of there...
Me: Well, if I was dressed like that, I probably wanted you out of there too. LOL
She: It was something like I came home early, and...
Me: Don't you know you're never supposed to do that anymore!
She: Well,...
Me: That's what the cellphone is for
She: Yeah... I know, like the 20 calls from you LOL... "Where are you?" "How far are you now?" LOL
Me: Exactly,... "Hey honey, so how's your mileage?"
She: (pause) That reminds me, I should call my mom.
Me: Hold on,.. how the hell do we go from my crossdressing to calling your mom? That's too scary.
She: Oh, LOL no, you mentioned the car's mileage and I remembered I was supposed to take her out shopping today.
Me: Whew!
Both: Lol
Postscript: .... then, as I'm pulling up my pants to walk the pooch...
Me: See, men's pants,... so don't worry"
She: Well, I know you wouldn't fit into mine.
Me: True, we're not the same size, your's are too big.
She: Not forever tho, my dieting will fix that.
Me: ....and I don't want to be an 18 forever either.
She: An 18?
Me: Yeah, That's my size.
She: I'm only one size larger than you then.
Me: Ok, but mine is all in my waist, you have it in your hips.
She: ...and butt.
Me: Hey, I could have a butt too, y'know!
She: And another dream I had, you were home and all dressed up as a woman and, no offense, I freaked and just had to get out of there...
Me: Well, if I was dressed like that, I probably wanted you out of there too. LOL
She: It was something like I came home early, and...
Me: Don't you know you're never supposed to do that anymore!
She: Well,...
Me: That's what the cellphone is for
She: Yeah... I know, like the 20 calls from you LOL... "Where are you?" "How far are you now?" LOL
Me: Exactly,... "Hey honey, so how's your mileage?"
She: (pause) That reminds me, I should call my mom.
Me: Hold on,.. how the hell do we go from my crossdressing to calling your mom? That's too scary.
She: Oh, LOL no, you mentioned the car's mileage and I remembered I was supposed to take her out shopping today.
Me: Whew!
Both: Lol
Postscript: .... then, as I'm pulling up my pants to walk the pooch...
Me: See, men's pants,... so don't worry"
She: Well, I know you wouldn't fit into mine.
Me: True, we're not the same size, your's are too big.
She: Not forever tho, my dieting will fix that.
Me: ....and I don't want to be an 18 forever either.
She: An 18?
Me: Yeah, That's my size.
She: I'm only one size larger than you then.
Me: Ok, but mine is all in my waist, you have it in your hips.
She: ...and butt.
Me: Hey, I could have a butt too, y'know!