Has this ever happened to you...?

[JennyS.]

I lost my favorite pair of panties. Can't find them anywhere. I searched the entire house, even the garage. Everywhere. Where the heck are they?!?!!?

Is this the 'lost sock syndrome"?

[Megan70]

Did you try the cat?

[deja true]

I think someone's doing to you what you used to do to your mom or sister...

Someone's stealin' 'em!

Got any strange little boys hangin' around?

[Paula Rae]

Hey Jenny,
Happened to me too. Turned out my step son had a fetish for womens panties.
I felt real bad about going through his dresser drawers but after losing 4 or 5 pairs of real nice panties this was the only real explanation
I could come to. I just left a non-commital note on top of my panties and they stopped disappearing.

Life is really funny some times! I just look back at this and wonder what went on in his mind when he read the note. (we never talked about it)

Paula Rae

[Susan.]

Most of the stuff I've lost had fallen out of the drawer and was under the chest of drawers. I found them moving the first time. Now it is the first place I look after the washer, dryer and dirty clothes.

[sissystephanie]

Don't think I have lost a pair of panties in many years, but with well over 200 pair I might not know!!:heehee: I rarely ever wear the same pair twice in one month, so if I was missing a pair I wouldn't notice. They are all my favorites!
I did have my late wife trained to ask me before she wore a pair of my panties, which she did often. Always said mine were prettier and more sexy! I just wanted to know in case I was planning on wearing that particular pair.

Sissy/Stephanie

Girl on the outside, but man underneath!

[Sally2005]

Did you try looking under your skirt? :-)

[sandra-leigh]

I lost my favorite pair of panties. Can't find them anywhere. I searched the entire house, even the garage. Everywhere. Where the heck are they?!?!!?


Ummm, did you still have them after I last came over to visit? Cuz after I was out at a few people's places recently, when I came home I found some panties stuck by static cling to the back of my slacks... and I couldn't exactly go around calling everyone up and say, "I may have your panties", seeing as some of them were single guys who aren't known to cross-dress. I didn't think I was at your place that day, but I could be getting the dates confused. Want me to have a quick checkie here?

[Adrianamireasa79]

buy a new one, and if you found them you will have 2 pair of favorite panties :heehee:

[CD Susan]

Hey Jenny, I find it hard to comment on this one. Are you serious or just putting us on? You have not told us what your living arrangement is so how can we determine where your panties went. I think you are funning with us here.

[sterling12]

Oh no! It's The Panty Monster that lives in The Dryer. Call Orkin right now!

Or, you can try looking through the other stuff you put in the dryer last week. Try looking in the legs of your guy pants.

Peace and Love, Joanie

[sandra-leigh]

You have not told us what your living arrangement is so how can we determine where your panties went.

We could ask Hermione Simpson to pop over and do some kaltsomancy!

(Do you know how much research it took to find that word??)

[Laurelanne]

Did you try looking under your skirt? :-)

whoa i remember i lost a pair ONCE and then found them at the bottom of one of my suit pants... better check.:D

[KayR]

Did you try the cat?


When I lost a favourite thong, I did. Found him guilty too!
He didn't seem too bothered though.....:D

[Missy]

did you look at the pair you are wearing?
like looking for glasses while still wearing them

missy

[JennyS.]

Hey Jenny, I find it hard to comment on this one. Are you serious or just putting us on? You have not told us what your living arrangement is so how can we determine where your panties went. I think you are funning with us here.

I'm serious! I have spoken of my living situation before... But, I'm a single father of a 6 year old little girl. I never dress around her and I keep my stuff hidden in my room. I try to keep track of my clothes very closely because she is always nosing around!
Yes... I did check in her room, just in case.
I've looked under the bed, the dressers, around the washer and dryer. I even looked in the freakin refrigerator!!!

[Tamara Croft]

They probably went to the same place where the socks go... under that little gap in the washing machine... down the drain :p

[Heather Daniels]

While I've never lost any panties, socks are a completely different story. Must be one of lifes little mysteries where they end up at.

[Nikki A.]

It wasn't panties but I lost my favorite skirt. No I don't have it on.

[mikecd999]

The only time I ever lost a pair of panties was when one of the guys on a construction job ask for them. So I slipped them off and figured it was worth it to give him a thril.
Mikecd999

[MentalMercury]

I hate more when I forget where I put something in particular that I'm looking for and I know I have. Did that with a tank top last night.


It wasn't panties but I lost my favorite skirt. No I don't have it on.

I would die if that happened to me. Skirts are my favorite women's clothing and my favorite skirt happens to be the first article of women's clothing I ever bought for myself.

[Cristi]

I never notice any being lost, since I have so many pair I can't really keep track of them... but I DO have them show up in surprising places sometimes and am glad that I'm alone when I find them!

For instance, I have to change a lot in the car before or after playing sports. If I have panties on, I'll just stuff them into a pants pocket, a jacket pocket, the glovebox of the car along with quite a few other places... whatever is handy at the time.

Then, more times than not, I forget about them. So a few days later, I'll reach into a jacket pocket, feel something strange, and pull out a pair of panties! So far, this hasn't happened when it could be really embarrasing. The one close call was on a traffic stop. I opened the glovebox to get my registration, while the officer pointed his flashlight on it... and there sat a lacy bra and pair of panties right on top of everything else. :o

I know this is going to 'out' me someday, since they are turning up everywhere now in places I least expect them!

[Deborah Jane]

I bet some crossdresser broke in and stole them:heehee:

[adelle]

IT WASSENT ME :D

[Emily Anderson]

They probably eloped with that missing sock.

[SherriePall]

If you had an unsuspecting wife, I would worry about misplacing a pair. However, I would just chalk it up to just one of those things.

[JennyS.]

I bet some crossdresser broke in and stole them:heehee:

I haven't thought of that!

Okay... which one of you took my favorite pair of panties?

[Chiana]

I'm serious! I have spoken of my living situation before... But, I'm a single father of a 6 year old little girl. I never dress around her and I keep my stuff hidden in my room. I try to keep track of my clothes very closely because she is always nosing around!
Yes... I did check in her room, just in case.
I've looked under the bed, the dressers, around the washer and dryer. I even looked in the freakin refrigerator!!!

It is easy to see why you might be concered. Maybe static has them stuck inside the leg of a pair of pants that you may have dried at the same time or something similar.

I haven't lost any panties since I lived with my parents many years ago. I am pretty sure my Mom would occasionally find one of my little hidding places and would throw my toys away. She would never ask me about them, however. They were just gone.

[KarenCDFL]

Happens all the time.

I have four cats and two of them love picking socks and stuff out of open drawers. Then the other two round them up and sleep in the pile.

And of course there are always a few singles when I round them all up for the wash.

I think there was a Twilight Zone episode all about this LOL The Dimension of Missing Socks....

[moses]

OK, the only place I have EVER lost panties is when they get removed in bed under the covers and kicked down to the very bottom of the crease where the sheet is tucked in. I lost my favorite pair in a hotel on St. Thomas that way. Sometimes it is impossible to retrieve them unless you strip the bed. Be on the look out when you do laundry.

[CD Susan]

I'm serious! I have spoken of my living situation before... But, I'm a single father of a 6 year old little girl. I never dress around her and I keep my stuff hidden in my room. I try to keep track of my clothes very closely because she is always nosing around!
Yes... I did check in her room, just in case.
I've looked under the bed, the dressers, around the washer and dryer. I even looked in the freakin refrigerator!!!

OK Jenny I will take you seiously. When things go through the washer or dryer they can get "stuck together". Try looking in the sleeves of long sleeved shirts or the legs of trousers or jeans. Also look behind the washer and dryer.

[Kendra Irene]

Happens all the time. After doing the laundry, I do sometimes put my panties into the wife's drawer. The next time I see them, she's got them on. LOL

Kendra