Violetgray
06-16-2008, 11:37 PM
1.) O.k. I know they're not real. You know they're not real. I know that you know they're not real. Does grabbing a boob every time you see me ever get old? Ever? Is grabbing an imitation breast really a neverending wellspring of comedy? Maybe on my trip to the grocery store I'll get some stockings and birdseed and next time I'm in the club I'll toss you a spare tit, that way you can sit at the bar, drink oddly named alchoholic beverages and squeeze fake titties all night long until the DJ ends the night on that one goofy selection and the bouncers kick people out.
2.) Congratulations! You've read me! I try my best to pass and blend in, but nothing gets by you! Way to go! I'd like to point out , however, that it is not your personal duty to the rest of society to call me out for people who haven't yet noticed. I realize that you feel the need to let me know that my 2 hours spent on hair, makeup, and wardrove were all for nothing, but your smug expression is enough, really. Oh and by the way, when you talk about me, I can hear you.
3.) Just because I'm a trannie doesn't mean I'm interested. I don't need to see yours I have one of my own, thanks. What? No, you'll just have to take my word for it.
4.) Thank you, person I just met, for using the female pronouns with me. Its not something I demand of my friends especially if they've known me before Violet really emerged, I let them use whatever they want, its o.k., really. But as soon as you met me, even when my overexcited female friend introduced me as "the tranny," you immediately began with she and her. Its a small thing really, but I appreciate the hint of acceptance.
5.) Wear a skirt, darn you! You're a woman you can do that! Its summer, its hot outside and even hotter in my office and these aren't really pants I'm wearing so much as a testicular furnace, whereas you, unlike me have the option of wearing something much cooler and more comfortable, but nooo, you want to boys in the meeting room to take you seriously. Also, when you put on the skirt make sure to swish it around alot as you walk, I'm living vicariously through you.
2.) Congratulations! You've read me! I try my best to pass and blend in, but nothing gets by you! Way to go! I'd like to point out , however, that it is not your personal duty to the rest of society to call me out for people who haven't yet noticed. I realize that you feel the need to let me know that my 2 hours spent on hair, makeup, and wardrove were all for nothing, but your smug expression is enough, really. Oh and by the way, when you talk about me, I can hear you.
3.) Just because I'm a trannie doesn't mean I'm interested. I don't need to see yours I have one of my own, thanks. What? No, you'll just have to take my word for it.
4.) Thank you, person I just met, for using the female pronouns with me. Its not something I demand of my friends especially if they've known me before Violet really emerged, I let them use whatever they want, its o.k., really. But as soon as you met me, even when my overexcited female friend introduced me as "the tranny," you immediately began with she and her. Its a small thing really, but I appreciate the hint of acceptance.
5.) Wear a skirt, darn you! You're a woman you can do that! Its summer, its hot outside and even hotter in my office and these aren't really pants I'm wearing so much as a testicular furnace, whereas you, unlike me have the option of wearing something much cooler and more comfortable, but nooo, you want to boys in the meeting room to take you seriously. Also, when you put on the skirt make sure to swish it around alot as you walk, I'm living vicariously through you.