Topaz
05-27-2005, 12:21 AM
Just proof that my SO is nuts!
A week ago:
SO: Honey will you buy me some cold wax and help me get rid of my body hair?
Me: Um, are you sure you want to do this? Waxing really hurts, especially on the areas that I'm not going to be able to pull tight enough. And I'm not a professional at this.
SO: I'm sure, I'm tired of all this body hair I want it gone. Can you do my chest for me too?
Me: That's going to be a LOT of wax. It's not going to be fun, are you SURE you want to wax? I'll help you shave.
SO: I'm sure. Get some and we'll make an evening of it.
Me: Ok. I'll get some razors too for touch up.
Later that evening my SO's in the chat room:
SO: Why don't you start with my back. I can still type while you wax.
Me: You should take a shower first and exfoliate it will help with the waxing.
SO: Nah, just go ahead.
Me: It's going to hurt you know.
SO: It's just pain, it don't mean much. As she types away.
Me: Ok, lean forward so I can get at your back.
She's telling the others in the chatroom that I'm going to wax the hair off her body. Getting replies of OUCH! and how can you still type as your being waxed? I apply the wax to her back and then rip the cloth off. (Can't do it any other way)
SO: Ouch, ok, that wasn't that bad.
Me: I haven't gotten to the really harry part yet.
Do it again Rip. SO stops typing for about 10 seconds
SO: I FELT that one.
Me: Yes dear.
Finish back, Me: Where would you like me to work on now.
SO: Oh where ever you would like.
Me: Can't apply wax while you're typing dear.
SO: Ok, do my chest, I'll swing the chair around and can type inbetween strips.
Me: Ok. Apply wax to upper chest by neck. He braces himself. Rip.
SO: OUCH! That one hurt! (on chat. Ok ladies got to go, she's getting serious now)
Me: Are you sure you want me to continue on your chest.
SO: Give it another shot, I don't think I was braced enough.
Me: Okaay. Apply wax to other side, he braces, RIP. He lifts himself out of the chair in an effort to follow the strip of cloth, and his hair.
SO: Eooowww!
Me: You sound like a wounded Cyote. Are you sure you want me to continue?
SO: (Trying to catch his breath) Nooo, I think I'll shave that area instead. Let's try my legs.
Me: And you wanted me to do a bikini wax on you. Ok, your shin area will be ok but your calves I probably won't be able to pull tight enough, it'll hurt. Your thighs will be worse.
SO: Give it a try.
Me: Ok. Apply wax, rip.
SO: Much better, I can handle that.
I finish the shins and move to the calves. Rip.
SO: Ouch,
Me: Uh hn. (try to quickly finish the calves, he's cringing with each application) Can I stop now? We have wax all over our wood floor and I'm going to be running out soon.
SO: Just try to get my knees done, if you can get up to my thighs I can shave the rest.
Me: Ok, but knees are nasty. Apply wax, RIP.
SO: Eowwwowwwoww
Me: Sh!t, it didn't get much off.
SO: Wada mean it didn't get much off? It TOOK SKIN THAT TIME!
Me: Sorry honey but it didn't get that much hair off, your knee still has a lot of hair on it. Do you wan't me to continue?
SO: Umm, no I think I'll shave, can you help me get the parts I can't reach?
Me: Yea sure, not a problem, I'm much safer with a razor.
SO: Oh by the way, when anyone asks about why I'm missing my body hair. I'm going to tell them I got drunk, wasn't nice and you decided to wax my body while I was passed out.
Me: Why thank you, do you think it will keep the rest of the boy's in line?
SO: Most definately, they're all scared of you anyhow.
Me: Next time you want to do this can we just purchase a vat and dip you in Nair instead?
SO: I think I'll just stick with razors for now.
(Yes he's that harry)
Hugs,
Topaz
A week ago:
SO: Honey will you buy me some cold wax and help me get rid of my body hair?
Me: Um, are you sure you want to do this? Waxing really hurts, especially on the areas that I'm not going to be able to pull tight enough. And I'm not a professional at this.
SO: I'm sure, I'm tired of all this body hair I want it gone. Can you do my chest for me too?
Me: That's going to be a LOT of wax. It's not going to be fun, are you SURE you want to wax? I'll help you shave.
SO: I'm sure. Get some and we'll make an evening of it.
Me: Ok. I'll get some razors too for touch up.
Later that evening my SO's in the chat room:
SO: Why don't you start with my back. I can still type while you wax.
Me: You should take a shower first and exfoliate it will help with the waxing.
SO: Nah, just go ahead.
Me: It's going to hurt you know.
SO: It's just pain, it don't mean much. As she types away.
Me: Ok, lean forward so I can get at your back.
She's telling the others in the chatroom that I'm going to wax the hair off her body. Getting replies of OUCH! and how can you still type as your being waxed? I apply the wax to her back and then rip the cloth off. (Can't do it any other way)
SO: Ouch, ok, that wasn't that bad.
Me: I haven't gotten to the really harry part yet.
Do it again Rip. SO stops typing for about 10 seconds
SO: I FELT that one.
Me: Yes dear.
Finish back, Me: Where would you like me to work on now.
SO: Oh where ever you would like.
Me: Can't apply wax while you're typing dear.
SO: Ok, do my chest, I'll swing the chair around and can type inbetween strips.
Me: Ok. Apply wax to upper chest by neck. He braces himself. Rip.
SO: OUCH! That one hurt! (on chat. Ok ladies got to go, she's getting serious now)
Me: Are you sure you want me to continue on your chest.
SO: Give it another shot, I don't think I was braced enough.
Me: Okaay. Apply wax to other side, he braces, RIP. He lifts himself out of the chair in an effort to follow the strip of cloth, and his hair.
SO: Eooowww!
Me: You sound like a wounded Cyote. Are you sure you want me to continue?
SO: (Trying to catch his breath) Nooo, I think I'll shave that area instead. Let's try my legs.
Me: And you wanted me to do a bikini wax on you. Ok, your shin area will be ok but your calves I probably won't be able to pull tight enough, it'll hurt. Your thighs will be worse.
SO: Give it a try.
Me: Ok. Apply wax, rip.
SO: Much better, I can handle that.
I finish the shins and move to the calves. Rip.
SO: Ouch,
Me: Uh hn. (try to quickly finish the calves, he's cringing with each application) Can I stop now? We have wax all over our wood floor and I'm going to be running out soon.
SO: Just try to get my knees done, if you can get up to my thighs I can shave the rest.
Me: Ok, but knees are nasty. Apply wax, RIP.
SO: Eowwwowwwoww
Me: Sh!t, it didn't get much off.
SO: Wada mean it didn't get much off? It TOOK SKIN THAT TIME!
Me: Sorry honey but it didn't get that much hair off, your knee still has a lot of hair on it. Do you wan't me to continue?
SO: Umm, no I think I'll shave, can you help me get the parts I can't reach?
Me: Yea sure, not a problem, I'm much safer with a razor.
SO: Oh by the way, when anyone asks about why I'm missing my body hair. I'm going to tell them I got drunk, wasn't nice and you decided to wax my body while I was passed out.
Me: Why thank you, do you think it will keep the rest of the boy's in line?
SO: Most definately, they're all scared of you anyhow.
Me: Next time you want to do this can we just purchase a vat and dip you in Nair instead?
SO: I think I'll just stick with razors for now.
(Yes he's that harry)
Hugs,
Topaz