caught by the FedEx guy

[karezza]

Has this ever happened to you?

It was mid-morning. My wife and I were in the living room. I was wearing a nice, floral-patterned dress, sitting on the sofa and working on my laptop. My wife was naked, sitting in a stuffed chair, reading the paper. Since we were planning to go out a little later, I had left a note on the front gate for the FedEx guy that said, "If I don't answer the doorbell, please leave the package by the front door."

The dog at my feet barked and I looked up to see the FedEx gut with a package in his hands, gazing through the clear glass in our front door. He looked a little confused. My wife shrieked and dashed, in her naked glory, to the bedroom. After recovering from the shock, I stood up demurely, straightened my dress, and walked to the door. The package required a signature, so I opened the door and handled the transaction.

The FedEx guy was embarrassed and did his best to not stare or comment. I just smiled at him, knowing he will always feel a little different when he delivers packages to our house.

Kay

[Eileen]

Karezza it is time to buy a curtain for that window in your door. At least you got your package without having to wait for him to come back. You never know he may look forward to stopping at your house more often!

If you ever get near Phoenix stop by for a visit.

Eileen

[Karren H]

I don't know... I don't really consider myself as being caught any more.. When the Casino security guard comes over to me "Maam.. You not allowed to take photos in here" and her realizes I'm not a maam.. Or the police officer at the hotel... "Can I help you?". Hahaha

Its actually more fun to get "caught" and see the look on their faces.. Seems they are the only ones embarased..

[Roberta Marie]

Just a week or so ago, my wife was holing our grandson (6 weeks old) whom she had just gotten to sleep when I saw the Fed Ex truck pull into the driveway. I looked at my wife, she looked at me, and I said I'd answer it. I was wearing jeans skirt and cami top, hh sandals, but no wig or makeup. I opened the door before he rang the doorbell (didn't want it to wake the baby), which caught him, I think, by more surprise than the fact that there was a guy in a skirt that opened it. He handed me the box, asked for my signature, said "Have a nice day," and walked back to his truck.

Grace,
Bobbi

[Raquel June]

I dunno ... those guys are pretty busy and I doubt he cared. He was problem more concerned over having just made your wife scream. And why was it again that she was sitting around naked in the front room with the window open? Seems pretty exhibitionistic, and I'm surprised she was embarrassed.

I used to drive a UPS truck. It's no big deal. I really doubt your story will even come up until he's riding around training a new guy and has nothing to talk about.

[karezza]

And why was it again that she was sitting around naked in the front room with the window open? Seems pretty exhibitionistic, and I'm surprised she was embarrassed.

Actually, I didn't explain this part very well. Our house is very private. It is an older pueblo-style home in Santa Fe with a perimeter adobe wall which totally hides the front yard and the approach to the front door. On sunny days we can sit outside naked with privacy and we often leave the front door open for a breeze. On the day in question I forgot that I had left the gate unlocked so the deliveryman could leave the package while we were out. My wife would not have been sitting in the living room naked if she had known the gate was unlocked. Fortunately, she thought the incident was funny. I think she enjoyed telling her girlfriend about me greeting the FedEx guy in a dress that she couldn't stay mad for long. :love:

Kay

[Pamela Julie]

I bet he has some wilder tales to tell than his visit to your home.

Pamela:)

[EveMarie]

I had a rare day to myself during the middle of the work week whene I decided to roam around as Evie for the day. To my chagrin, the Poastman had a front door delivery to make to (my butch side), so when I was already made-up and wearing my bra (under a short sleeve blouse) and gold sandals (so my painted toes stood out), and hav ing just finished doing my day makeup, I see the postman approaching the front door:eek:

So, I swallowed what (feelings) I had at the time and just answered the door, and to no great surprise, the packege was for me so I had to sign in my butch name while, I stood there as Evie all made up and such, in front of the postman and acted as normal and confident as I could. … … … (not):o

[Amy Hepker]

You should have charged him for the show.

That is one of those OOOPS Darn it.

[marny]

answered the door twice tuesday fully dressed. First was a women. Second was a man. They don't care

[CD Susan]

I recently got caught by the fedEx guy too. I was in the house dressed from head to toe when I heard my dog barking outside.I was thinking the dog was barking at a cat or some other animal so without being too concerned steped out on the deck to call the dog. Much to my surprise there stood the FedEx guy about 10 feet away and he was looking right at me. In my best fem voice I told him to leave the package on the deck and I would pick it up later. It turned out I knew him personaly fro a car club we both belong to. The next time I seen him He did not mention the incident. I think I passed sufficiently that he did not recognise me. I was not prepared to try and pass at the time and was caught totally off gaurd.

[vikki2020]

Karezza, you have to teach that dog to bark before they get to the door!:heehee: