Skinny dipping on the sly

This is still crossdressing, just in a new direction.

I've always enjoyed swimming au natural but with beaches more crowded these days and me wanting to respect other families, it gets difficult to 'pull it off.' My solution? For about ten years now, I skinny dip in stealth mode at a public beach, and no one is the wiser. I choose a beach I'm familiar with so there are no surprises. I like to go in the morning as it is uncrowded and starts my day off right. Under my street shorts, I wear a ladies half slip; the kind I might wear with a short skirt but not a mini. I walk to the beach in male mode, strip down to the slip, which looks like black men's shorts from a distance so does not look out of place, then jump in. Once away from the shore, I hike it up to work on my tan and 'set the political prisners free.' If I'm really in the mood, I slip my arms through it and wear it around my neck. If a boat comes near, I submerge to get it back down and it does not arouse suspicions. In addition to fereling naughty, the soft fabric tickles my skin in a most alluring way. Getting in and out of the water is the tricky part and I must not convey nervousness.

THis singular act covers both my need to be free of rules and my need to crossdress in one move. Win/win. Anyone else have any ideas along this line?