A few small incidents

I thought I would pass on a few small incidents in my CD life I found entertaining.

As I often tell my wife, "You're my favorite miss." to which she usually replies something along the lines of, "I love you, too." However, one day last week her response to "You're my favorite miss" was, "You're mine, too." I about fell over as I was dressed en femme when she said it. Was it a slip of the tongue? Most likely but still nice to hear.

We were out of town for about 10 days visiting family for Thanksgiving and I had a delivery made to our house which a neighbor lady picked up for us. My wife went to her house Thursday to retrieve it, but the lady wasn't home. Her husband gave my wife the box he thought was ours. My wife came home, opened it, and then called me (I was out shopping). From her lips came, "Did you order some make-up?" I had not. The gent gave my wife a wrong package. When I got home, my wife said she was sure it wasn't my make-up as it was all organic and she knows I wouldn't pay the premium price most organic products carry. I assured her I only buy my make-up in person at Walmart, CVS, or Walgreens.

Life is good when we don't need to hide our CD desires from our wives/SO.

I was awaiting the delivery of a gift for my daughter from Amazon.
Wife calls me. She retrieved a delivery for me. I felt it and said, "There's still one more thing coming."
Six pairs of stockings with cotton soles and a hot pink sweater dress but, I didn't tell her. She knew it was playthings but,
DADT is a wonderful thing. Now where is that holiday dress?

Last Friday I was expecting some radio batteries and I received 100 Replacable Razor Blades ,
and my neighbor across recieved my Battries,

We exchanged packages, The Amazon Driver must've had a Bad Night,

Heather, I agree that life is good when you don't have to hide from your wife. Cute stories.

I was out, dressed and with some makeup. Then I had to do a credit card transaction on their website, but when I logged in, I was forced to change the password and validate myself using their smartphone app. I had to take a photo of my Id card and then a photo of myself!!! I was about to abort but I said WTH and continued the flow to see what would happen. The system validated everything and I could finally do the transaction. Now I wonder which picture of me will be shown to their employees when I had to be there in person to sign something.

That sounds scary.You had to take a picture of yourself, and your I d and email it or send it to them somehow? how did you do that securely? Where do you live?What was this for? You started by saying you were out, but did you come home to make an online purchase? Was this while you were out? Sounds like something I would avoid even without the makeup.