That was a surprise...but I owned it
So, back in mid-May I had some basal cell & Squamish cell skin cancer removed from my face. I had 2 follow-up appointments with the wound specialist to make sure everything was healing properly. All was good. I also had a follow-up appointment today with the dermatologist that took the biopsies prior to surgery. I'm thinking I'm going in just for her to look at where the cancer was located to make sure all looks good in her eyes. The tech takes me into the room, asks a few questions and then informs me........we'll be doing a full body scan today so you will have to remove all clothing except your underwear. Also, remove your watch. I'll give you a "draper." She gives me the "draper" and leaves the room while I undress. When she and the dermatologist return to the room, I'm sitting on the exam table with the draper over my lap. However, during the exam she checked along my waist both front and back as well as both thighs front and back. Each of these times she raised the draper and lifted the edges of my lace panties to do her exam. Of course, she never said a thing and neither of them said anything about my glitter pink toenail polish. Today I wore black lace panties. Because she froze off 14 pre-cancerous spots on my face, left ear, both hands, and left arm, she wants me to return in mid-December for another exam. I've already decided I'll wear pink or lilac lace panties for that visit.
I'm glad my wife didn't go to this appointment as she often does (she likes to hear what docs have to say). I believe she would have been 100% embarrassed had she been sitting in the exam room when the dermatologist had me turn on one side and then the other, lifted my panties, and checked my butt cheeks for any signs of cancer.