Thus my edit message. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Kieron Andrew
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Thus my edit message. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Kieron Andrew
:eek: he'll shove you in there too if you're not careful, then no one to save TreyQuote:
Originally Posted by TierganShaw
Being shoved into a cabin with a cute boy? Yeah, I'm concerned. ;)
(And with Sir Trey in the brig, I am safe from punishment for flirtation.)
You give Trey WAY too little credit, Kieron....Sir Trey can ALWAYS find a way, dude! :DQuote:
he'll shove you in there too if you're not careful, then no one to save Trey
Ahem!! Sir Trey can HEAR you, cabin boy!! And he will NOT be in the brig for long!!:spank:Quote:
(And with Sir Trey in the brig, I am safe from punishment for flirtation.)
You've obviously corrupted this one, which means there's only one way to break him now . . . :dom: And I'm sensing that you're not quite contrite yet - at this rate, you'll be looking at those bars for a long, long time. By then your cabin boy may have forgotten all about you and moved on to happier pursuits.Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
Tiergan, put down that cake pan and fetch me my rum! :skull:
Captain, I respect you as Captain of the Genderquest, and all the authority that comes with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptLex
But I could never forget Sir Trey.
:eek:uhh ohh :hiding:Quote:
Originally Posted by TierganShaw
Of course, while Sir Trey is indisposed, I can serve rum while daydreaming of...
That was very good, cabin boy....Sir Trey is quite pleased...and will be giving you BIG rewards when he gets out....:) You can count on that! <<<such a good boy, pats on the head>>>Quote:
Captain, I respect you as Captain of the Genderquest, and all the authority that comes with it.
But I could never forget Sir Trey.
Rum is the most you will ever get from MY cabin boy....never his heart or his loyalty....but, if you are willing to settle for less, who am I to argue? I am just a lowly inmate!! <<sigh>> LOLQuote:
Tiergan, put down that cake pan and fetch me my rum!
You can chain My body, Captain, but you shall NEVER chain Sir Trey's spirit or soul....or charm....I STILL want the cabin boys and shall NEVER be contrite!! Aaaarrrrggghhhh...:)Quote:
that you're not quite contrite yet - at this rate, you'll be looking at those bars for a long, long time.
I would say he really left his "mark" on you. *tsk* Nothing sadder than corrupted cabin boys - can't do much with 'em except use 'em to scrape the barnacles off. So sad . . . :raspp:Quote:
Originally Posted by TierganShaw
Ye of little faith..Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptLex
Don't worry, baby...Sir Trey knows what you are good for...all too well...and will always make the very MOST of your most unique talents.....with pleasure.:love::love:(smuggled you out some flowers...not easy, but you, cabin boy, have proven yourself to be MORE than worth it) :hugs:Quote:
Ye of little faith..
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Originally Posted by SirTrey
:daydreaming:
well this is a nice place.. guess ill just sit here on this seat and amuse myself :heehee:Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptLex
I'll entertain you until Lex comes back... :heehee:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheInnerMan
Good boy, RJ. Oh, I see the lad fell asleep . . . gotta watch that one for sure. :heehee:Quote:
Originally Posted by gutherie1379
Trey,
There is no brig handbook, per se, but I'll answer your questions (let me know if I miss any).
It's true that the brig had become a nicer place, but that was when (the elusive) Lady Kerrianna took it upon herself (with my permission, of course) to visit the boys and "comfort" them. Then she decided to brighten the place with comfy pillows, tea and sandwiches, and before we knew it the other wenches were requesting visiting rights too. I knew I had to step in and put an end to it when pirate queen Tamara was put in the brig and the boys started misbehaving in order to keep her company. :doh:
Your sentence will be as long as it takes to get you to understand that you can't mess with the cabin boys. Seems to me that you were well-behaved (constantly kissing up to the captain) until you got that promotion and your own cabin boy. Then power went to your head and you decided one boy wasn't enough. What's next, your own rum stash? No, no . . . gotta nip that baby in the bud. :nono: I'm thinking a week in the newly-redesigned brig will do you good - but the sentence can be extended at my discretion. :devil:
And what's this about laundry privileges? What's laundry? :idontknow:
new one on me, he must be hallucinating :idontknow:Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptLex
You put people in the Brig, but you don't give them a handbook?? You need a new prison administrater who will do the job more efficiently, obviously...I've been in management, I know these things....There HAS to be a handbook, geez. :rolleyes:Quote:
There is no brig handbook
But what am I supposed to do if the cabin boys want to mess with ME?? I cannot be held accountable for THEIR actions....What kind of justice system do we have here, anyway? :mad:Quote:
Your sentence will be as long as it takes to get you to understand that you can't mess with the cabin boys.
I STILL kiss up to the Captain.....do I not? And the promotion and the new cabin boy have not corrupted Me...I am a victim here...Misunderstood and persecuted for simply being human!! Is there no justice in this world??? :eek:Quote:
Seems to me that you were well-behaved (constantly kissing up to the captain) until you got that promotion and your own cabin boy.
Captain, is ONE cabin boy EVER really enough?? :devil:Quote:
Then power went to your head and you decided one boy wasn't enough
Hey, is that possible?? :DQuote:
What's next, your own rum stash
A week? You want ME to be celibate for a WEEK? Good luck with that....I will find a way....I am Sir Trey...and Sir Trey is RESOURCEFUL! <<<Hey, Captain....YOU will be visiting Me in jail, will you not? I think it's only fair that you should help Me in My recovery process....Is rehabilitation not the goal??>>> :love::hugs:
Rehab? Sure, we're progressive 21st century pirates - we believe in rehab. You'd be surprised how quickly insubordinate pirates can be rehabilitated when you put them on 24-hour watch duty or make them watch Zen's origami show (except for Ace, but I have other ways of dealing with him). :DQuote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
Now, now . . . the "secret weapon" can't give away secrets. One of the conditions of our agreement (and your promotion to Logmaster) is non-disclosure of that contract. :bg:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ace Boy
PLEASE, Captain! I beseech you! Whip Me, flog Me, torture Me (and I'm not into being on the receiving end of ANY of that, trust Me)....ANYTHING....but no origami!! <<<you really know how to hurt a guy, dude, ORIGAMI???>>> I feel that I have been successfully rehabilitated and ready to join the cabin boys, ehr, I mean CREW with no further disruptions. So can I get out now?? :DQuote:
You'd be surprised how quickly insubordinate pirates can be rehabilitated when you put them on 24-hour watch duty or make them watch Zen's origami show (except for Ace, but I have other ways of dealing with him).
hmm... I must've worn him out I guess. Well, I'm still awake, Captain... :battingeyelashes:Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptLex
...and I'm sure between the two of us we can figure out ways to wake him up again! :devil:
Speaking of knowing how to hurt a guy, poor Zen! Jeez, it's just origami, and if he likes it so what? It can't be that bad! (It's better than being subjected to five hours of "I Love Lucy" whilst babysitting... now that's torture.) :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
:lol2: Won't Zen be thrilled to hear that. :heehee:Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
Well . . . anyone can say he's been rehabilitated, I think we'll keep you locked up overnight just to be sure you don't try anything (keep an eye on this one, Kieron). If Kieron's report in the morning indicates that you've been behaving, you may just get reunited with your cabin boy real soon. :raisedeyebrow:
You read my mind, RJ . . . :bg:Quote:
Originally Posted by gutherie1379
What?! :eek: "Lucy" is genius! :tongueoutQuote:
Originally Posted by gutherie1379
Looking for some way to pass the time? Why don't you step into my cabin and I'll show you how to use those lips as a secret weapon. :blush:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ace Boy
Promises, promises . . . :kiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ace Boy