I think we could paint anything we want.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kimberley
*batting eyelashes, wicked grin* Right Purser?
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I think we could paint anything we want.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kimberley
*batting eyelashes, wicked grin* Right Purser?
*Hesitates and stutters Hugh Grant style for a moment*Quote:
Originally Posted by kerrianna
Uh ... whu.... well not anything....
hmmmm, must be losing my touch.Quote:
Originally Posted by pocoyo
*pouts*
Well then, what are we waiting for? Why don't we all go to the lagoon for a nice swim?
And of course the Purser can row...with those nice arms straining at the oars...beads of sweat glistening on his brow...his hair matted and falling into his eyes...:daydreaming:
Ahhhhh adrift in the Caribbean. We could ummmm sunbathe on the the way over couldnt we?
Oh Kerri, you did remember the rum sauce didnt you?
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by kerrianna
Lol the rum sauce? whats thatfor? licking off?
No silly. For dipping Oreos....:rolleyes:
:heehee: rum sauce....of course.
Here, while the Purser rows I'll rub you with some...uh...sunscreen...Kimbers.
ooops, that's the rum sauce...
...don't stop rowing Purser!
Oh. Well. That's good too :)
*plans to "drop" a rum-dipped oreo on himself*
Ummm back or front first? Oh and that is rum flavoured isnt it?
Hmmm... what are you wenches up to.
Always giggling, always doing things together....
Always whispering.... always... rubbing each other with oil :eek:
Oh and dont miss my tummy and thighs....
Did the boat just pick up speed?
The boat jolts.
*grunts, and rows hard*
...think of the rowing, think of the rowing, think of the rowing....
There! Now you do me!
:eek: WHAT'S THAT!!!!
http://tafkac.org/ulz/shark.jpg
More Sushi for Kong?
Ummmm why is the purser rowing frontwards?
[SIZE="4"]SHRRREEEIIIIIK!!!![/SIZE]
Uh er I mean... don't panic ladies.....
here, just let me get my harpoon out.... *shuffles and fiddles about, producing a huge harpoon*
(these speedos are like the Tardis, much bigger on the inside...)
Kong's not here!!!
Do something Purser!!!! :eek:
Er well, I can't usually be cruel to animals... but I AM quite hungry.
Hmmm.
*harpoons the shark* (it's ok we used to have an old rubber whale out back we used to practice on). :lol2:
Ahh... we're gonna eat tonight!
*Kimberley grins at Kerri and nods.*
Oh yes it does look like a feast for sure....
:daydreaming: OUR HERO! sigh...what a guy.
Hey! Don't splash so much. You'll get my hair mussed up.
Did someone tell that blasted ape to follow us?
*frowns at the girls' twitterings*
....what? sorry can't concentrate on what you're saying, I'm wrestling with a biggun here.....
Well, hurry up and get it lashed to the boat. We're losing valuable suntan time.
I think Kong is distracted on the boat.
Oh dear, I hope he isn't into the cookies. Mr. Kieron will be upset.
Actually I could do with Kong's help.....
[SIZE="4"]KOOOOOONGGGGG [/SIZE]*whistles*
Kong bombs into the water with a huge splash and swims towards them...
hmmm...Kong DOES have cookie crumbs in his fur.
NAUGHTY MONKEY!!!
Well then throw a line over him and let him pull us to shore.... The purser looks tired and probably has sore muscles....
Let's go to the lagoon and massage the purser's tired arms.
Kong can stay with the boat - don't eat the shark Kong!
....ah...here we are!
http://www.chinaseaisland.com/beach_...es/lagoon3.jpg
Okay, Kong, you go play so we can uhhhhh well umm enjoy the sun.
allo Kong mate!
Toss this little fishy onto the beach would ya? there's a good lad :)
Hmmmm....it's so quiet and private here.
Be a shame to get my new bikini wet!
*peels off and jumps into the water*
mmmmm nice lagoooooooooooon
:daydreaming:
Come on in! The water's fine!Quote:
Originally Posted by pocoyo
No man-eating sharks here! :heehee:
Oh dear. Well I am just going to ummmm wait for mine to come off... well with a little help a little later. This lace top is just such an aggravation you know.
No... just a man eating shark *looks up with shark meat round mouth* Kong whips up a mean barbecue. *belch*
Ooh kez... will you pose for some photos?
*can't wait for kimberley's bikini to come off*
:eek: you brought a camera!Quote:
Originally Posted by pocoyo
*suddenly gets all shy and covers up*
What kind of girl do you think I am? :raisedeyebrow:
:naughty If you try taking any pics without me knowing I will see that Kong bonks you on the head.:bonk:
er... no? *swiftly throws it into the bushes from behind his back*
I meant my metaphorical camera... I want to look at you and remember this moment forever in my mental photo album... er yes that's it....
Sorry Kong and I didn't save you any shark girls....
Now get posing for my "photo album" ... :D please...
I'm going to stretch out and sleep in the sun for a bit.
Kimbers, make sure he doesn't do anything naughty while I'm out.
uh...please wake me before you leave the Island....
or maybe we could do a sleepover...
....hmmmm nice and sunny and warm, *the tropical water dripping off my tanned belly*, someone spread some lotion on me please....*drifting off* mmmm, nice strong hands....:sleep: :c9:
Mmmm having a sleep in the sun sounds nice :D
(as long as I have a bit of shade on my head!)
Ok kimbs that means you're on oiling duty... for both of us :heehee:
Careful on my belly though, you don't want to see that shark again...
*lays back grinning*
Ah zuss ess nnu....:yawn: is ni......:sleep:
*telepathic message to Poc* You kids behaving over there? I'll need some shark meat to marinate in rum for dinner when you are not too busy.:p
I hear Kong in the jungle. He's making some strange noises, not at all anything we are used to. I wonder where he has gone? While these two are snoozing I think I'll go for a walk....
*Kimberley peers through the jungle growth.*
Uh ohhhh. That explains all the thumping and grunting....
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2 of these hairy beasts now....
*Kimberley sneaks away*
*Kerrianna is woken by the ground shaking*
Huh? Wha'? Hey the sun's going down. It's getting cold.
What's that noise? Where's Kimberley?
Pocs! Wake up!!!
*slaps him a few times*
Hmmmphh! No waking him.
I'd better go see what's going on....
[SIZE="4"]OMG!!!!:eek: [/SIZE]
Oh Kerri. You dont want to go back there.... it is disgusting how those two carry on.... *whispers* Kong has a friend
[SIZE="4"]WOW!!!![/SIZE] Does he ever! :blushing:
And look! There's a female Kong too!
Now what do we do? We cant have two of these great hairy beasts on board and maybe even the possibility of little ones climbing the masts. The Capn will kill us. Who's going to tell him he has to leave his lady at home?
Well, I think....whoa! Ground's really shaking now!
[SIZE="4"]WOW![/SIZE] [SIZE="2"]Talk about making the earth move![/SIZE]
That Kong sure knows how to groove!
http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/i...cano031105.jpg
Oh my, now we have no choice..... volcano??? We cant leave Kong and his girlfriend here can we? Well they can tow us out to the ship. We can toss Pocs into the boat and well, the Capn is just going to have to figure it out. Maybe a big barge to tow behind the ship for them? You grab Pocs feet.
*THUMP*
Why do I get the feet? They're kind of hairy and *sniff* ewww, a bit ripe. Besides he's heavy. Why don't we each grab an arm and drag him to the beach. Not too many rocks along the way.
THUMP????