Okay we have pocs in the boat. Now where are those other lovebirds? I'd say heat of the moment but that is a bit of a stretch.... We need a tow back to the ship.
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Okay we have pocs in the boat. Now where are those other lovebirds? I'd say heat of the moment but that is a bit of a stretch.... We need a tow back to the ship.
Well, I'm not rowing! Can't ruin these nails.
*slaps Pocs around a bit more - shakes him* Hey YOU!!!
Wake up!!!!. Hmmm, looks like someone brought a bit too much rum with him.
Ouch! Those burny things are starting to fall. They'll ruin my new bikini! (if any of them can actually find a piece of material big enough to burn)
[SIZE="4"]OOOOOOH KKKKONNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!![/SIZE]
Damned apes, up to monkey business.....
I'll call too...
[SIZE="4"]OOOOOOH KKKKONNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!![/SIZE]
Oh here they come! Looks like bits of fur are smoldering.
Hey! Who's still calling "Ohhhh Konnnnngggg!" ???
Oh, him. He's cute. Wonder if we can catch him?
*holds bit of cookie crumb out to....*
Oh nooooo! Now the capn will start breeding parrotts. Unless they are gay. Did you look to see? At this rate we are going to need an ark.
Well maybe the Captn's parrot needs a friend, and no I did not look and see.
Who cares if it's a he or a she? As long as it's a nice bird I'm sure the Captn can make room.
We'd better get moving...there's steamy red stuff trickling down the beach. Looks kinda yicky.
To the boat Kong!....er and Ms Kong. ? :strugglin
I already said "to the boat" Kimber...oh...it's the bird again. How cute. :heehee:
[SIZE="4"]SWIM YOU GREAT HAIRY BEASTS! SWIM AND GET US OUT OF HERE.[/SIZE]
Well dear, so much for our little lagoon.... It really was loverly...
* Myhna bird sits on Pocs chest saying: [SIZE="1"]'awwwk, you great hairy beast'[/SIZE]
:sad: Yes, it was loverly...er lovely (dang we're starting to talk like that purser!).
I guess we'll be shoving off when we get back to the ship.
Well, we'll obviously need to restock on oreos and rum, so maybe the Capt will take us to an exciting port town in time for Valentine's!
Ahhh, here we are. Yoo hoo! Boys! Give us a hand will you?
Hello? [SIZE="1"]Hello?[/SIZE]
Oh shut up.
Hmmm, sure is quiet. Guess they're all sleeping. Okay Kimbers let's you and I get ourselves clean and dry and we'll just leave the purser asleep in the boat lashed to the deck.
Think we should leave the bird sitting on him too for now.
[SIZE="1"]You great hairy beast! You great hairy beast![/SIZE]
:heehee: hope the bird doesn't do that all night.
Come on Kimbers, been a long day. :hugs:
Hahaha!! :lol2: I really enjoyed reading your adventures when I got up this morning. Brilliant! :D
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*wakes up* woaah.... *mutters to self* I kept dreaming that Salandra was talking to me... that was weird.... uh, rum...? Wench?
We're back on the ship? Did I pass out?
WTF is that bird doing on my chest?
*groans*
*kerrianna's beautiful face looks down at the bedraggle purser*
Oh, finally with us are you? Tut-tut, you look a fright. [SIZE="1"]you look a fright! you look a fright![/SIZE]
Here, have some coffee. You'd think rum would be the last thing you want. :rolleyes:
I did see Salandra here earlier. I'm sure she can bring you something to put in the coffee.
*kerrianna reaches out an arm to help the purser get out of the boat....*
*goes to sit up and clutches head* uuurrhg.
Oh shut that bird up would you?
Coffee? What about hair of the.. uh.. ape? Eww I think theres one in my coffee....
Yeh wheres that saucy Sally when you need her? :)
*takes the beautifully toned and tanned arm*
Thanks darlin'... *double takes at her face*... you look nice today...
Oh look in the bottom of the boat!!!! The great lover has awakened from his beauty rest!:rolleyes:
You really do need a wash up. I hear the capn is going to hoist anchor and put to sea. That means his cabin will need cleaning so you will have to get the boys to work and do their jobs... And that hot tub does need a good scrubbing.:heehee:
And my cabin needs a bit of a touching up too. :battingeyelashes: Think you could see to that? I would do it but a girl just has to take care of other things you know.
Ohhhh Kerriiii? Do you have the makeup kit?
Hi Kimbers!
Yes, let's go touch up while the crew gets busy.
Hopefully Salandra will know enough how much rum each needs to perform at top efficiency.
Oh, did you see Kong and Kongette are going to push us along too?
....when they're not making googly eyes at each other. :rolleyes:
*wonders to self what she means by "great lover"....* can't remember much of what happened in the lagoon. *clears throat quietly & looks a bit sheepish*Quote:
Originally Posted by Kimberley
Hmm... I know a couple of scrubbers...Quote:
You really do need a wash up. I hear the capn is going to hoist anchor and put to sea. That means his cabin will need cleaning so you will have to get the boys to work and do their jobs... And that hot tub does need a good scrubbing.:heehee:
I do like it in the Captains Cabin.... :daydreaming:
Well if there's one thing I'm good at... it's a "bit of touching up"...Quote:
And my cabin needs a bit of a touching up too. :battingeyelashes: Think you could see to that? I would do it but a girl just has to take care of other things you know.
[SIZE="1"]the make up kit, make up kit[/SIZE]Quote:
Ohhhh Kerriiii? Do you have the makeup kit?
I am thinking Myna pie would be a lovely dinner tonight. Quite the delicacy on the Captain's Table.
Don't you dare touch that sweet little bird!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kimberley
I kind of like the way he listens to what we say.
[SIZE="1"]listens to what we say! listens to what we say![/SIZE]
:rolleyes: ...hmmm...can be a bit irritating....
Mmm he looks tasty *gives the myna a threatening look & licks lips*
*myhna looks back at Pocs*Quote:
Originally Posted by pocoyo
[SIZE="1"]mmm he looks tasty! mmm he looks tasty![/SIZE]
*kerrianna looks at Pocs*
Well, he does at that...glad to see you slicked your hair back and splashed some water on your face. Might have to do without the rum. I don't see Salandra around anymore.
*looks horrified for a moment*
Oh er, that's ok. I've done without rum b4. once, for like, 3 hours.
:straightface:
*smiles* so u think i look tasty huh?
*runs hand through slicked back hair*
ooooh, nice Pocs. :p
Kind of a Fonzie look.
< --- Das ist mein twin, Edward F lol!
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:thumbsup: eeehhhh :thumbsup:
*clicks fingers and waits for the chicks to appear*
*....crickets chirping...the sun setting...still waiting.....*Quote:
Originally Posted by pocoyo
... a tumbleweed rolls on past ......
pocs' smile drops slightly, only slightly mind.....
Tumbleweed?????????????
*through gritted teeth*.... :D ... well come on wenches... gissa hug...
*a big hairy finger paws the top of Pocs head. Kongette is looking down with a big smile, licks the grease off her finger*
........ wwhhoooooouuhhhhooowwww .......
pocs' adam's apple bobs nervously.... *gulp*....Quote:
Originally Posted by kerrianna
I'm surprised the Captain lets you stand around looking sexy while there's work to be done! :nono:
Hey! Kongette! Get away from him! He's ours!!!
*grabs the purser and takes him into the galley*
Here, we cooked you up some deep fried rum-balls! You look kind of skinny. Eat! Eat!
ooh i do like being grabbed and taken into the galley...
*smiles at kexxx*
Thanks for rescuing me. I think kongette is a bit too much woman for one cabin boy/purser/idiot to handle!
Deep fried rum balls? *looks slightly nauseous*...
:heehee: I think so...besides do you want Kong after you for stealing his girl?
Now...hey! Where are the rum balls? And where is Kimberley? She said she'd watch them for a minute. :Angry3:
er no.. and to be honest all over body hair & banana breath doesn't really do it for me...
Hehe Kimberley is in the corner holding her stomach and groaning...
I think she stole my rum balls.... (whew... deep fried? yack).
Oh well i DID take all the shark last night.
Cheers anyway *tries to get away with having no breakfast....*
:whistling:
Well, I'm glad she left the Oreo Crumb Cake I just baked.
mmmmmm, smells delish! :p
*stops heading out the door... *
err... any for me?
Doesn't seem to be anyone else around....Quote:
Originally Posted by pocoyo
Come on sit down, 'ave a bite, and tell me all your troubles.
errrr....some cake Kimberley?
*Kong grins through an open window*
Dont think so......
*face breaks into a wide beam* oh ok then.. I'm suddenly feeling a lot better... :D
Shhh don#t tell kimberley there's cake... I want it all for me!! Er , I mean US.. yes, us...
Oh no worry there.... rum balls are bad enough for the figure.
Kong doesn't get cake!
Look at him! Honestly. The way some guys let themselves go. Maybe some excercise pushing the boat will be good for you...*gets up and looks at Kong through the window*...
Kong! *closes curtains on his face - bellow from outside, then some splashing*
Okay you two. What are we going to do with two apes? The captain hasnt found out yet so we need a new island for her and well, ummmm playing...
Well, maybe we'll pass an island on the way to...where are we going anyway?
Has this ship GOT a Navigator?
And where is the Captain? I never see him.
Hmmmm, come to think of it...I never see Lilygirl and Lisa either. I wonder......:straightface:
Or the other boys.... Where are they? Are we on a Gggggghost Ship
:eek: Yikes! You're scaring me Kimbers!
I...I...I don't think so!
*looks over the side*
...naw, that's just fog....isn't it?
http://allansmithphotos.com/images/GhostShip.jpg
*sucks belly in*Quote:
Originally Posted by kerrianna
ahh.. whatever *lets it all hang out and continues eating cake*
*winces as Kong bellows*
Kimberley you don't have to worry about your figure...
:drool:
My figure? Oh yes, it is how I ummmm wellll, ahhhhh keep you boys interested. Yeah that's it. Gotta keep the crew interested but where IS the crew?
I'm getting a little frightened with that thick fog.
brrr is it me or is it a little cold in here?
I meant your figure is beautiful, wouldn't even matter if u put a few pounds on.. so enjoy! (just not my cake...)
Oh my! You ate the WHOLE cake! :shocked:
I was going to save some for Mr. Kieron!
Well, you better get up on deck and start working some of that off! :nono:
"I can't believe I ate the whooole thing..."
*burps* yeah? and? so?Quote:
Originally Posted by kerrianna
Oops... :o .. ah well. what he doesn't know won't hurt him...Quote:
I was going to save some for Mr. Kieron!
Uh... yeah RIGHT... *pulls a hidden lever and reclines in the chair...*Quote:
Well, you better get up on deck and start working some of that off! :nono:
aahhhhhhhh....
* that's when Pocs notices an image start burning into the ceiling*Quote:
Originally Posted by pocoyo
http://www.masternewmedia.org/news/images/Danger.jpg