Gee Kerri, I think the purser has become a real lackie. I dont know about you, but I like my men to be hard and tanned from all their work on deck.
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Gee Kerri, I think the purser has become a real lackie. I dont know about you, but I like my men to be hard and tanned from all their work on deck.
Uh.... k-k-k-k-k-k-kez...... c-c-mere....
d'you see that? *points ceilingward...*
*looks a little affronted and sticks his tongue out at her while she's not looking, grins to self then goes back to looking at the ceiling*Quote:
Originally Posted by Kimberley
*looks*Quote:
Originally Posted by pocoyo
Yeah? So?
We are on a pirate ship you know!
Silly!!!
*slaps the purser on his wobbly belly*
owtch!
Er... but, but.... *blinks*
Maybe I imagined it appearing....
I don't doubt it. Too much cake!Quote:
Originally Posted by pocoyo
brrrrrrr, it IS getting cold in here.
I need to go put something warmer on.
*goes to go on deck but comes back*
Uh...purser? Do you think you could come with me?
It's kind of spooky out there.
That is if you can get out of that chair. :rolleyes:
give me your hand to pull me up then
... she does so....
He naughtily pulls her onto his lap and grins at her...
....she looks cross....so he lets her get up
*sighs* Ok fine... *hauls self out of chair*....
brrr it IS cold... what's going on? come on then... *puts arm round her to keep her warm*
Well, you two can do whatever, I am going to my cabin and exercise. Too many rum balls and who knows if I will fit into my Valentines outfit if I keep this up.
Okay Kimbers. Toodles!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kimberley
At least someone is looking after themselves.
*glares at Pocs belly*
Come on then....boy, sure is gloomy out here...wish the Captain was around....
I don't even see Kong or Kongette.
Or that annoying bird.
No Kimb... I don't think you should be alone right now.
There's just this spooky feeling around the ship today...
What you starin' at Kez?
Cheeky mare. I know you're longing to tickle me.. that's what it is really :p
Nice coat btw
Well, I'm warmer, but suddenly I can breathe underwater! lol. Must be a dream.
Maybe all of this is a dream! Oh, I'm not sure I want to wake up. On the one hand there's this nice ship and cute cabin boys and wonderful crew...and on the other this scary fog and eerie silence....
Oh! Purser! Is it just a dream?
*holds Purser closer, burying her head in his chest*
Er Kerrianna... you're daydreaming... helloo?? Wakey wakey!
*waves hand in front of her eyes* OI! (still no response)SNAP OUT OF IT...
*pinches her bum....* hmmm.....
*looks at her boobs*... no... I couldn't, even I'm not that mean... as to take advantage of a poor.... *kez suddenly lurches and hugs him*
Woah! Er... oh hello you're awake...
*ruffles her hair* are you ok?
*looks up at Pocs with bewildered eyes*
I'm...I'm not sure. I think I had better go lie down for awhile. Would you be kind enough to escort me to my bed?
:yikes:
does she mean?...
...erm ok I will walk you to your cabin...
there's a sound like a scream, just on the edge of hearing
*looks around feeling spooked* er, come on let's go *ushers her out of the galley*
*get to the guest's quarters - Kerrianna throws her coat off and gets under the covers*
Wait! Don't leave me here by myself!
brrrrr.....it's so cold! Even the bed is cold.
*slides over to one side....*
But... I can't get in bed with you... you're a lady... it wouldn't be right!
You're our guest. I'm just a lowely Cabinpurser!
Where's Kimberley? She just, disappeared... I hope that scream wasn't her....
So now Kong, Lady Kong, the birds, the crew and Kimb are all missing
:cry: I'm scared.....
She looks at him in horror
*wipes eyes* uh I mean...
*coughs*
It will be ok. I'm sure they're just all on an excursion, and Kims probably just hottubbing it or doing her Aerobics!
:raisedeyebrow: ...ahem...Quote:
Originally Posted by pocoyo
*trembling and shivering*
PPPPLEEEEEASSSSEEEEE? Just for a bit. :cute:
*pats the open side of the bed*
*stands there all uncertainly for a while.... hears another scream and leaps in!*
Well, I know how to keep warm..... ohhhhh I could say get a room but I guess I am late...
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Oh well, I guess I will just go on deck and steer the ship....
Hey Kimb u look HOT not warm :D
Well didn't you tell me 3 is a pa...
Kimberley you got it going on girl!
Uhmm...when you're steering the ship, make sure you watch out for rocks. I might have hit one or two before, but I don't think anyone noticed! :heehee:
Ohhhh Purser. You're nice and warm. Mmm kinda cuddly with that extra cake in there. Hold me tight. Let me just put my head on your shoulder and ....:sleep:
mmmmm :happy:
Come on Kimbs.....
Ooh fine :yawn: have it your way Grumpette McMisogwench :heehee: .
*abandons his "3 in a bed cuddlefest" idea and gets comfy...being sure to keep a respectful distance between him and Kerrianna...good boy* :sleep:
LOL....mynah birds! They can talk be careful!!!! They'll repeat what they hear, everything and anything!Quote:
Originally Posted by kerrianna
Quote:
Originally Posted by pocoyo
Why Pocoyo, I do declare!
Are you flirting with me?
I have been so busy this past week that I haven't even changed my nail polish.
I have suffered a computer crash and ...well!!!
Here I have been missing all this!
Jestina.
*Kerrianna goes out on deck after a LONG rest*
Oh goody. The fog is gone. That must have just been a bad dream...brrrr, don't even want to think about it.
Hmmm, I sort of remember the Purser getting into bed with me, but I seem to be...er...untouched. Must have dreamt that too. :heehee:
Where are we? And where is everyone else?
*Crawls out of a barrel*
Eh..
where are we? :eek:
who are you? :eek:
WHO AM I!?:eek: :eek: :eek:
*wanders out on deck looking sleepy*
hullo? *rubs eyes*
where is everyone? Oh hi Kez :)
Did I hear Jestina's voice?
Mmm glad the fog has gone!
E-VEERT... duuude, where have you beeen?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Evert
I dunno... I was chasing a girl.... who are you? :eek:
Oh cra...I mean oh goody! The two boys I got fighting over me last time. :heehee:
HELLLOOOO BOYS! :battingeyelashes:
Why I am Poccy McPoccersen of course.
Gayest cabin boy in the west lol!
Gay?!!! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by pocoyo
Boy, you certainly had ME fooled! :p
Ok fine, you figured me out... I act gay to get all the chicks... they love it... hahaha.
Fine... the bi-est, (that's Bi-est... not big-gest... although probably that too ;)) cabin boy/purser to promiscuously sail the 7 seas.
No that's not a CANON in my pocket!
LOL! You are SO full of yourself!Quote:
Originally Posted by pocoyo
Hey the ship's looking pretty clean. Did you guys finally get to swabbing and such while I was sleeping?
Know anything about a Valentine's Ball the Captain might be hosting? I did get this new dress for it...just in case there IS one. :straightface:
Full of myself? Hmm it's not quite that big....
:angel:
I didn't do any work! I went back to my cabin and was reading... (well, looking at comics).
Others might have done though.
I heard something a long while back about captain having a VD ball.
I still don't know what to wear myself!
What's the dress like then?
I'm (well, my avatar is) wearing it silly. Actually I'm not sure if I like it - I might try to find something a bit more elegant. After all I want to fool...er...impress people.
Haha I can just see you in your hammock reading comics and eating your hidden stash of oreos.
Boy that Purser's job is pretty sweet huh?
That's a lovely purple gown, Kerrianna. Is that what you're wearing to the ball? Love the matching shoes and accessories too. I'm sure Kimberley will be here in one of her skimpy outfits, and it's anyone's guess what Salandra will wear - always something unique. The cookies are stocked, the rum balls are on order and the booze should be flowing like a waterfall by then. Just a few more days . . . hmmm, I best get busy planning my own outfit. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by kerrianna
Oh sorry! It's very lovely. But yeah I think you need something shorter to show off those sexy legs :DQuote:
Originally Posted by kerrianna
HAha that you're elegant? And not really a tomboyish wench?Quote:
I might try to find something a bit more elegant. After all I want to fool...er...impress people.
Have you been spying on me? (again). :raisedeyebrow:Quote:
Haha I can just see you in your hammock reading comics and eating your hidden stash of oreos.
Hoo yeah :DQuote:
Boy that Purser's job is pretty sweet huh?
YAaay the Captain's here... and planning a party... fantastic!
:D
Yay!!! We're going to a party! :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptLex
Thank you Captain :battingeyelashes: , you're such a gentleman. I do hope your crew looks up to you and learns from you *casts a discerning glance at Pocs*.
I'd better get practising dancing in this dress.
*grabs the Purser's hands and wheels him around the deck, singing a song*
doo-dee dee doo da dada ...ouch!...careful clumsy...that's it...lalalala...."
Hahaha I didn't know you were a fan of The Police!
Wheeee *twirly twirly*
Ok er... you're doing what the Cap does to me when I dance with him... you're making me dizzy! Let's dance a liddle... sllooowweeerr (any excuse eh pocs? ;) )
Well, people would talk if we did some slow dancing . . . or the other guys might get jealous. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by pocoyo
Oh, okay. We almost fell overboard there.Quote:
Originally Posted by pocoyo
Ahem...your hand should probably be up a little higher Mr. Purser. :raisedeyebrow:
*tries (badly) to put sexy voice on*....Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptLex
Hey honey... that's a risk I'm willing to take :D (LOL)
Mmmmmmmmm ........Lexlove.....
(HAHA Lex Lover... let's make a Superman themed porn!)
*in best Barry White voice* ooohh . . . baby, baby, baby . . . :lol2:Quote:
Originally Posted by pocoyo
Oooooh...I'm feeling a little dizzy from all that twirling around. I think I'd better go have a little lie down.
Nice seeing you again Captain. :battingeyelashes:
Uh, someone should check on that other cabin boy. He seems to have some form of amnesia.
*Kerrianna slinks off to her quarters, blowing kisses to Pocs and the Captain...and the disoriented one.*
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
Oooh oooh!! *shivers down spine*Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptLex
Moore more!! I love it when you talk Barry to me :lol:
*catches a kiss and puts it on his cheek*Quote:
Originally Posted by kerrianna
Yeah and I'm feeling a little flustered after Cap's brief flirtation :D :D
I uh... yeah I better go to my cabin for a "lie down" too.... :heehee:
Btw don't worry, we will get the ship's doctor to look after Evert... who IS the ship's doctor anyway? I think it might be Dr Abraxas... but I haven't seen him since we left port.... perhaps he is tucked away in the bowels of the ship doing his secret experiments again....
Goodnight my lords ladies and gentlemen, I bit you adieu (or I would if I could spell today!)
*turns with a flourish of his arm and saunters off, cabin-ward*