that is too funny.
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that is too funny.
[SIZE="3"]Tamara, Another one of your great stories. You are an amazing person, love your posts ![/SIZE]
ROTF :heehee:That is way to funny!!!!!! You go girl, That will teach him a leason in mannors.Quote:
Originally Posted by tamarav
[SIZE=2]I really wish I was there to see it, but would of fell off my stool for sure after that one....:lol::lol::lol:[/SIZE]Quote:
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[SIZE=2]Ya, You Rock girl...!!:drink:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]And that's the right attitude to have..:thumbsup:[/SIZE]
Tamarav, those stories are classics. It's been my experience that some guys think a "TV" will "do anything". I learned the hard way that you will have to let those guys know at the outset that it's "nuthin' doin'". Congrats and salu for laying down the law to those guys!
Samantha
My stomach hurts from story 2! I would have loved to have seen the face - must have been absolutely priceless :D. :hugs:
Hilarious stories. Wish I was such a quick thinker. I don't mind being hit on at the clubs, in fact I like it - if the guy is cool about it. My most comical encounter lately was this wormy little guy who kept following me around telling me how he was gonna "rock my world". I was trying to be gentle with him, but eventually he said it loud enough that my gay friends overheard him and started howling. He left with his tail between his legs.
That's hilarious Tamara! What a fantastic line!
Stevie may well borrow it for our trip out tonight :D
Go back to that same bar in about a month, and see if mr. lounge lizard has dared to show his smarmy face.
Love the way you put him in his place.
While I liked the first one, I loved the second one. In fact I am still laughing 5 minutes later.
Great Story.
[SIZE=4]Now Tamara that was the funniest thing I have read, or heard in a long,long time. The second one left me lmao. Thank you so much for the much needed smile.:D[/SIZE]
Dear Tamara-
You rock. :D
-stef
Tamara, Sometimes your stories are just what I need to brighten my day. ;) Your second story reminded me of one time when I was out with my GG girlfriend once with a bunch of other T-gurls. We were all sitting at a big table and this guy came up and hit on every girl (GG and T), except for my GF. One of the girls asked why he didn't ask her if he could buy her a drink, he said "She looks like a dude". At that moment the 4 CD's that were there all burst out laughing (as did she). He asked what was so funny, we told him that the first 4 he hit on were all men.
Kandis:love::rose2:
I was with a group once where a girl pulled out a form and put it in with a sandwich to silence a loudmouth. It silenced the entire room. For a minute and then it was a wonderful chaos. I don't know that I'd have the strength of character or quick wit to do anything like this. Congrats to you for quick thinking and "Phooey" to the jerk who is lucky he didn't get whacked with a purse instead of offered what he asked for. I just hope you didn't have any adhesive issues when you pulled the form out. Ouch.
OMG!
We don't live far from you and I would have given anything to have been there at that bar !
Sometimes I wish we drank... It's been 20 years sinse I've heard these pick-up lines .
You go, girl !!!!
Presh
Tamarav you have made all of us laugh ourselves to tears. I enjoyed both stories, the second one was the best. I love going out enfemme, because you never know when something very funny is going to happen.:D
2nd is the best I bet he broke his jaw on the bar when it hit...
and courageous
Pretty funny, Tamara, but I could never do that. I don't want to trigger a confrontation (although I can take care of myself).
I would be much too embarrassed to disassemble myself in public :) Nor do I carry a spare in my purse :)
And second, it's just not in me to be mean. I just say, "You're out of line, Mister", and if need be get the assistance of the bartender or bouncer. Only if I feel threatened will I escalate things. Fortunately others have come to my aid the few times I've felt endangered over my 20+ years out and about.
One of my friends who shows massive clevage has two lines she uses:
"Hey, I'm up here!" and "What are you looking at??".
When the charms are on display, it's a given that you're going to get some strong reactions from the less cooth or the blitzed, no?
You've got a lot of moxie, girl!
Thank you for the smiles Tamara! I would pay to sit in a theater to watch what you did to that second guy! That's just too much fun! I hate to think of how I'd react... my perception of sexuality is warped... and a bad come on doesn't insult me yet...
You can't help but love the second story. Wish I was there to witness it. Well done. :hugs:
Your my hero. I would have done something like that if I thought of THAT. WOW. You and I think alike. The difference is you look like a women where is I don't. Love you zest on life......Just.....Like.....Me!!!!!! :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
:lol::clap: You made the clueless loser do "the walk of shame":)Quote:
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[SIZE=4]I worked with a straight guy at a hair salon who confessed that he hit on as many girls as he could with the hopes that at least one would put out for him. Then he told us that his "average" for success was about one girl for every 35 come-ons. Many of the girls he talked about finally just said OK because he wore them down. He may be my inspiration to turn off some guys.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]I am not that rude to 99% of the guys that talk to me, its just that he was getting louder and louder, didn't listen to my first three "I'n not interested in you" statements.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]I generally don't hit anyone, either with my purse or hands. Feet are much longer and much more effective. If you ever see me out and see me dropping my shoes on the floor, I would move away...[/SIZE]
I absolutely loved the second story. I couldn't remember the end of the first one when I told the second one to my wife, my brother and his wife last night. My brother and his wife both know about me but are a bit awkward about it. They absolutely loved the story. :D
My brother also does karate, so I'll have to try to remember the first story for next time I visit him. :)