2nd time. Caught with my pants down.
Speaking of the second time around.
I used to wear my sister's menstrual panties, back in those days they didn't have adhesives on the pads. I wore them about once a month for a week in order to mimic a menstrual cycle like my sister.Don't ask me why I did it. I just felt I had to.
Mom walked into the bathroom to check on the laundry machine, one of those old sears models with the roller wringer that we often got are arm stuck in.
I had my pants down around my ankles and was just about to pull them up when she opened the door. I forgot to lock it again.:eek:
Next thing I know she's yanking me by my ear into other room where my brother's and sister's are. They all laughed at me.:o
"He wants to be a girl!" My oldest brother exclaimed. "What a Fag!":Angry3:
I started crying. How am I ever going to explain this to them.
"Sue me!I couldn't find any clean underwear!" I said. Looking at my brothers.
Point of fact: In a family with four boys clean underwear can be a precious and elusive commodity.:D
They looked back and forth at each other for a moment nodding in agreement.
The incident quickly dissolved into the obscurity of time and not a word was mentioned about it.
And I learned a valuable lesson that day. Never...never...never forget to lock the bathroom door again!:devil:
Today nobody remembers a thing and deny it ever happened.