We are going to need a professional celebrity, ala Kim Kardashian. I think I can handle being famous for doing nothing.
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We are going to need a professional celebrity, ala Kim Kardashian. I think I can handle being famous for doing nothing.
Apparently when you left out intersexed people you were thinking that they are well above those that are commoners.
And of course you would be correct.
When I arrive at your little village of the damned I expect that the magistrate will have the tax money for me or else someone gets fed to the lions for my amusement.
And don't touch me I don't want to catch anything.
I'm in trouble...my specialty will not work on this group! :sad:
hey I know auto parts put me in for that
What about AVON lady ? No takers ,, Someone will have to run the MAC store ,, Right next to my shoe store ,,All sizes to ,, None of that BABY FOOT CRAP ,,,
I call resident party girl or maybe food/drink critic. Basically anything I can do that allows my five Cosmos/day prescription
We be needin some DOCTORS UP in here ,,,I be needin some sho nuf work did ! Look like a friggen man in a dress WTF,,,, H.E.L.P. Somebody help meeee
mmmm not sure i know what i want to take up..
I have proffesionaly driven bikes, van, heavy ridgid and semi trailers.(mate of mine did let me have a go behind the wheel of the road train but was kicked out after only about half a mile or so lol)
i was a volenteer bush fire fighter as well as being trained in firefighting on board a ocean going vessel and on scba (stcw95).
i have near rewired this stinking house, the car and boat. have rebuilt vintage bikes with my late father (no he wasnt dead at the time, tho the going was a lil slow)
If our police chief needs to obtain info from a suspect, im not squeamish (part time 2ndjob) ;)
i have worked in private security (phone books dont leave marks)
no longer want out doors job.. so may i please have the minister for transport job?? :D (if the roads are not fixed on time, i will personaly ask the cheif if they can be flogged in public.)
if none of these suite, i can be the town crank. they funny guy that talks to himself and wonders around town swearing at the stray cats and invisible people.
Ohhhhhh an I almost forgot ? Im also the town priest ,,Come on down for all your confesions ! An the shoe store during the day .
I'll be the butcher then. I love to see blood.
And if it screamed prior to being put to death then it will taste that much better as I grill it's flesh over hot coals.
I'll also be the funeral directer since I have experience in embalming.
I love to drain dead bodies of fluids.
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Originally Posted by Purple8229
Is the position of town drunk filled yet? That and web designer, lol!
Well, I have been a butcher at times in the past, so count me in. But the other piece is that it would be a tourist mecca for TG folks of all parts of the spectrum!
Lets start working on the tourism flyers and internet ads :)
tina
Hello darlin,Quote:
Originally Posted by Marleena
You are way, way more gorgeous and alluring than any Hooter's girl that I've seen
ok,okaaa, I'll be the Avon lady,I'd rather run the dirty book store but thats taken, Jenni
I wanna be a Hooters Girl!
:lol2: I think any of us could manage that.Quote:
Originally Posted by KimberlyJean
Stacy, What a fun idea. I'm surprised nobody has offered to open a ladies clothing store. I'm planning a store with a full range of sizes and styles. I plan to handle outer wear and lingerie. There will be no problems using the fitting rooms. AND LADIES--------there will be frequesnt sales. KACHING!! KACHING!! I can hear the cash register tinging already.
Susan in Phoenix
Actually, Nicole, I wasn't, but you've given me an idea. I agree with you--I don't know that there'd be many purges/purgers in our town, given that CDing would be socially acceptable there, but if someone did want to purge, she could take all her stuff down to the "Purge and Swap Shop". I don't know that such a shop would be terribly useful to me: nobody but nobody is going to be my size. But think of all the nice stuff other girls could find there.Quote:
Originally Posted by NicoleScott
Best wishes, Annabelle
Stacy B
I"ll take the corner office job, thats the mayor you know. Miss mayor to anyone who needs me. I'll be in at nine Stacy. Put all my calls on hold.
Miss Mayor
Guess I'll be nurse at the local clinic!
I was wondering who was going to claim this job. Well, since I run the local newspaper, you'll be wanting to retain my good will. That's lots of free dinners for me, and maybe a bottle of whisky on my birthday and at Christmas! But sure, that's what an expense account is for, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Contessa
Looking forward to working with you, Annabelle
[QUOTE=STACY B;2825136]Wig store check !! An you can also take a corse on LAZER hair removal ,,An make some extra $$$$$$$ ,,, Maybe just open a full blown salon before long ?
Hey thats a great idea to have more than a wig store, I will build an all womens salon for us. If thats sucessfull then I will builder a larger store and have seamstresses on staff and clothing on the racks for us. Why not go big? I will get a Walmart style superstore for us!! I will manage it.
Where is the DOCTOR at ? We need a DOCTOR ,,or at least a VET ! WINK,,,WINK,,, The thrift store in that town will be a thing of FOLK LORE ,,All the shopping we do ,, Somebody jump on the mail man or woman job ,,Yall know we get some mail order stuff . All that biulding will bring back the housing crash an put the econmy back on track .
Where can I make my reservation? I would like to book it from now until I die. What is the rate per night?!?! Audrey can be the HVAC girl for the establishment, and you can just comp my room out of her pay! Deal?!!?!Quote:
Originally Posted by BRANDYJ
Look out! Here comes CD royalty with her new sex tape!Quote:
Originally Posted by KimberlyJean
Hey all you ladies;
There does not seem to be any eating establishments. I'm pretty sure we'll need a Dairy Queen. Can you hear the Scrubs song "I can do this all on my own" I need some staff. "I'm no superman". Where is the District Attorney We might not use her but we'll need her.
When will we start building, I need to see the city contractor in my office as soon as I arrive, City Comptroller. Hey girls we need a Police Commish get into your uni-form not tard unless you know. I'm almost at my office, I wish we already had street lights and signs. I can't figure out when and where to turn. Who is going to run the nail and or and hair salon. You know we all gotta look good every day. Girl what is going on?
Tess
Excellent we need more so that we can at least have one shift covered.!! I call first dibs on evening shift!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarah Coleman
Hey FTM's we also need escorts to our cars for when our shift is over, to ensure our safety, and I guess also for resturuant manager!!
I'd like to offer my services.Quote:
Originally Posted by Eve II
Thats right LADYS ,,,, Step right up an join the SHOW,,,,,,, Cuz once we buckle up there ' is NO turning back ,,, Pick your jobs while they last ,, Need some cheer leaders for the local ROLLER DERBY team ,,,
Well Stacy B, You seem adamit to have an Avon Lady, and see'n as how I'm already one in real life, and the only ohter taker you had seemed reluctant to do so, I'll take it.
However, ususaly Avon Lady is often a side gig. So, therefore, having experience in telavision news, I shal be a feild vidiographer (camera person) if we put together a big enough town to suport a TV station.
If TV isn't practical I would consiter a position in city management of some kind, helpng out in the auto repir shop, or guitar sheader in a rock band
Can I be on the team as my second job?!!?Quote:
Originally Posted by STACY B
Ita a brand new world out there just waiting for all of us wanna be'z an havta be;z ,,, To step up an say NO,, To the normal rules of the cruel world an leave all the haters behind . We havta TAKE the BULL by the horns an live how WE want ,,Not how THEY want us to . An as the newest bearded lady at the fair an wieght , age , an birthday guesser ,, I say POO,,, On the none fashion oriented folks an HELLO ultra fashion new world for us , Bring on all the chain store so we can piss all our money away an try an out du each other ! VICTORIA secrets here we come get out the XL,,,XXL,,XXXL...
Yeah.. good idea.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jocelyn Quivers
If anybody touches my a$$ again I'm gonna deck them!
Come onnnnnnnn you cant be serious ? cop a little feel ,,Relax take the ride ,,, Its all good ,,Where in a new place ,, CD town anything goes ? F.T.M. Boyz will be boyz !!Quote:
Originally Posted by Marleena
Oh no they won't... not without a tip at least!!:heehee:Quote:
Originally Posted by STACY B
Yea, well the Holoween I was a Boars Nest waitress, (or Daisy Duke, and the uniform is simular) some jerk actualy picked me up, carried me arround, and sat me on the bar.
A few months back I saw an add for an entire town for sale. It had a population of 1, and I think he owned it all including a few good business buildings and a few good houses. Possibly an idea would be to watch for this sort of thing as great starting place for a CD community. Any suggestions for a new name for the town?Quote:
Originally Posted by STACY B
Dibs on law enforcement, cause, u know, someones gonna have to keep jealous people out of each-other's shoe collections!!!
Trains are a must! As odd as it sounds, I can't sleep well at night unless I hear them! I'll build a nice little German pub down by the tracks where it will be Oktoberfest every month that has a vowel in it!Quote:
Originally Posted by BLUE ORCHID
My application/resume is as follows; served and continue to serve as constitutional defender. Delivered food water to people without abilities/natural disasters. AKA Logistics and other unique jobs associated with Uncle Sam.
Ministry of Defense!
Exactly!! But just for extra protection my wife will be sitting there keeping watch making sure no one gets to "fresh"!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Marleena
Also we should have special discounts like 10% off for all CD town residents. Non-Town Residents pay full price.
Not to get too complicated Stacy but what kind of government system will CD town have? Managerial Board of Supervisors, Town Council, Mayoral, Alderman, Town Manager etc??:heehee:
I think thats a great idea!!!! Sim city for Cdrs....Who wants to start it ???? Stacy Stacy Stacy....perfect cheer!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I'm not whoring at the brothel or shoping for cloths and heels, I'd moonlight at the laser hair remval clinic.
Stacy B
Just think for one second about this one. My hometown as C D USA. City of Detroit. Needs some work I know but would be good as lead TG city. It is right across from Canada.
Tess
OK, as an attorney, I'm putting in for Judge. We have about four other lawyers available here who could split up DA/Public Defender, Plaintiff and Insurance Defense Counsel and everyone can write wills, do the title work, etc. As for the form of government, I suggest Strong Mayor, with a council, or maybe the Swiss canton system.
It's all very well to have shops so we can sell stuff to each other, but we need outside cash coming in to pay for the stuff. In other words, we need a commercial base. Some ideas: call center for a major insurance company, where all the employees can dress like it's 1950, Internet service (maybe a server farm), software production/web site creation.
Of course, as the only true CD/TG/TS/IS (see, Julia, we haven't forgotten you, after all) place in the Western world, we should also develop the tourism industry. That means one or two plush hotels holding frequent Diva meetings, business conferences, discrete Secret Service recreation, world-class fashion shows as well as wholesome family fun with a theme park of some sort. The hotels could be augmented with a really good casino, which would be another cash cow as well as bring in some corporate development cash. How about a world-class SRS hospital? We would have to import some of Thailand's best surgeons, of course.
To allow for the need for a warm, healthy climate (who wants chilly breezes blowing up your skirt?), we should buy a nice uninhabited island from the Bahamas, with the deal being that we can create our own nation so we're not restricted by Bahamian or US laws. That opens up fishing, scuba and other water sports as an attraction. Another advantage of being our own nation is that one small part of the island could be dedicated to growing high-class Sativa and Indica plants that would be an additional attraction for certain tourists, as well as a product for sale to Cbis Scientific.
Don't forget stamps and gold coins that need to be designed (minted elsewhere) and sold to collectors for a profit to our treasury. And banks...we'll take on the Caymans as our bank privacy laws will be the strictest in the world and we could be a tax haven for corporations and the rich. First rule, however, only certified CD/TG/TS/IS will have the vote, and of course their wives and SOs.
We need a lot more ideas on how to make the place self-sustaining.
Great idea Stacy. Can I be the biologist/botanist? I can't believe anyone else would want that job. Hugs, Linda
I would want the job of singer and entertainer for the town on Friday nights, then as a waitress serving drinks at the local pub on the other evenings. By day I’d want to be the mayor of CD city. I would be an honest mayor, or mayorette,, my decisions “WOULD NOT” nor could be swayed by $$$ , hell no I would promise, for I’m more honest than that to be swayed with mere $$$, but if someone slipped me a few gorgeous pink, blue, lavender, purple, hot red, minty green lacy panties, under my desk, I might would be persuaded on my decisions as Mayorette. I would declare an ordinance of no outer clothes worn on Wednesday’s after 6 pm, just panties, bras, forms, thigh highs or panty hose, (corsets optional), and heels while out in public. All car tags would reflect the name of the owner of said vehicle, like: Charlene, Melva, Patrice, Patricia, Cherilyn, Babylove, Sarah, Kathleen, Karen, Annabelle, Marleena, Jennifer, MsArlene, Purple8229, Suchacutie, Sier_g, Julia_n_Pa, Stacy B, Catriona 36, Talldrinkofwater, Charlietuna, Laura912, Kinberyjean, Jorga, Janet54,, Beverly128, Tina B, Sue, NicoleScott, etc.
Victoria Secrets would be open 24/7.
Virginia Slims would be the most commonly sold cigarettes, and mostly pink lighters would be sold.
I’d put Rupall’s picture on $100 dollar bills.
Traffic lights would be Lavender for stop,,,,,,,,,, yellow for caution, and PINK,, for go. Anyone pulled over for running a purple light will be fined two pair of panties (size 8). They would take the ones out of the trunk, and if they had no more, they would pull off the one’s they were wearing and throw them in my cruiser with the pink lights flashing.
The local gambling casino , it would be the city ordinance that all antis to black jack would be antied with panties. Two pair minimum, I raise you one pink pair with black lace trim, and the opponent would say I see your pink panties with black lacy trim and raise you with these yellow see through lacy through and through. The deck of cards would have Elton John as the King of hearts and Ellen DeGenerous as the queen of spades.
Any violators of any CD city ordinances would be 30 minutes (not days), in the slammer, or 10 minutes with the stripper pole Friday night, or public humiliation of having to walk down main street, which would be changed to “Crossdresser Street” with just their under garments on, oh the humiliation that would be. Those that pleaded “not guilty” would be in my court, I would not, I would “PROMISE THE PEOPLE”….. that my lawful decisions “COULD NOT” be swayed by crocodile tears of the accused. But if the accused lifted her high rise skirt just a little too damn high, making sure that I batted my “false eyelash wearing” self to see, I would slam my pink gavel down at the base of Tinkerbelle and the music of “Fat bottomed girls” would go off and declare the accused, NOT GUILTY”, Then the courtroom would empty out with everyone line dancing out of the courtroom to the tune of:
“Everybody’s doing a brand new dance now,,,,, come on baby,,,,,, do the Locomotion,,, the judge is a weakling for big thick thighs now, come on baby ….do the Locomotion,,,…..it’s easy to get off if you know how to tease…………all you gotta do is give your boobs a squeeze, so ..come on, ,come on ,,,,,, love CD city with me,”,
Right now I’m ready to sell all I have and pack it up and move to this town if we can find one for sale.
L&R…………….Tara