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Originally Posted by pocoyo
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Originally Posted by pocoyo
Okay, what's with all the bananas onboard? And this giant sized banana daquiri on the menu? Ane where are my rum balls?
Mmhh, okay.... *Dreams off*Quote:
Originally Posted by Kimberley
[SIZE="1"]...where is that tie...?[/SIZE]
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Originally Posted by Evert
Tie? Tie? Uh oh... *I might be in trouble here. Where is the capn? Practicing his lunges and thrusts with cutlass in hand? Looks around to make sure Evert doesnt get tossed into the brig for flirting with the Capn's table guest.*
:hugs:
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i262/OomEvert/TIE.jpg
[SIZE="1"]... which one? which one? ...[/SIZE]
Huh! They come and take my monkey friend and forget about me! They're probably still mad at me for throwing those barrels overboard. Don't know what all the fuss is about. Just dirty gunk. Doesn't even make good eye shadow. And it stinks.
Well, maybe if I dry it out a bit they'll be happy and come back to get me. I'll just place these barrels by the fire.
http://www.selstarfireworks.co.uk/im...wderbarrel.jpg
Ker PLUNK! A bedraggled Kerrianna lands on the poop deck.
Nice of you to drop in hon. You look like you could use a spell in the hot tub!
*Sings* It's Raining Girls! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Girls! Amen!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kimberley
But poor pocoyo is now left on the island alone... with Kong... aaaargh!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kimberley
p.s. love the kaboom!
*Kerrianna straightens her hair, pulls down her torched and tattered dress, brushes soot off her cheeks and rubs her sore bottom*
Oops. :D :blushing:
Oh look! There's that brave purser and my big ugly monkee friend, stuck on the island!!!! :eek:
Don't they make a lovely couple? :daydreaming: :kissing:
*Hollers from the island* heeelllpp!
*runs around with King Kong lolloping after him....*
eeeeeeek
Oh look! They're dancing! :twirl:
Hmmmph! HE never danced with me! :Angry3:
Whhee, Kong isn't too bad actually! *dances*
He's quite sweet really :D
Oh hang on... *stops dancing* whats that, by that rock over there.... looks like an X... :straightface: *heads towards it*
C'mon Kong! *beckons over shoulder to new friend....*
Darn treasure maps. The first mate is supposed to mark the map not the actual spot. The capn is going to be p****d. Oh no, there go the rum rations.... including my rum balls.
Lmao!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kimberley
Ahem...
Oh look.. the X is caused by the shadow of 2 trees... :heehee:
*Starts digging*
Those aren't tree shadows. Those are from the oars of Davey Jones longboat...
Oh nooooooooo!
Where's the Captain? I need to see the Captain!
(shrieks) SOMEONE GET ME THE CAPTAIN!!!
I need to give him this note I wrote with my lipstick on a piece of paper I found. Then he might not be mad at me for throwing his KABLOOMEY powder overboard.
DEAR CAPTINN LEX. I'M SORRY I THREW YOUR LITTLE BARRELS OVERBOARD. PLEASE LASH ME....I MEAN PLEASE DON'T LASH ME. YES. THAT'S IT. PLEASE DON'T. AND NOT IN FRONT OF THE CREW.
what's this on the back? Some child's drawing. :rolleyes:
:eek: ....*screams like a girl and runs away camply, arms and legs flapping....*Quote:
Originally Posted by Kimberley
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Lol@Kerrianna's little note and "child's drawing" :heehee:
Okay, time for the ladies to swing into action. Kimberley looks at Kerrianna then climbs into the longboat.
"Row you sons of drunken sailors. Pocs is in trouble!"
:daydreaming: oh, he's so brave, that purser! Look at how he draws away from the treasure site that pack of angry tigers!
http://www.thelondonseason.com/images/Tiger_running.jpg
*Hiding behind a rock for a moment, dusty and sweaty, peers out to sea*
Who's that coming? Oh it's the girls rowing to save me!... why is Kerriana whipping that poor crew member? Did I just hear Kimberley yelling "bloody pirates?" ...
Oh, Kimbers, darling, could you try not to rock the boat? I'm fixing my makeup. :battingeyelashes:
*hears some rustling behind him*
T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-....TIGERS?!!!!
But now he is feeding them rum balls.... MY RUM BALLS!!!! and Kong, where is Kong?
OH MY! The tigers are licking the purser's toes!
And he seems to be ENJOYING IT! That's enuff of that!
Kitty...call them off.
Well... I always wanted a toe-job!
Awwww kitty! *offers him a rum ball too!*
Looks like we have conquered this island and its inhabitants. Now, back to digging for that treasure!!
Hmmmph! If you think I'm digging in that dirty sand forget it!
Where's the rest of the crew...you know...the strong, SILENT, ones.
...oh, boyssssssss......................
ASIDE
Pssst, kitty. See that fat cat over there? Yeah, that one...the orange one...well, that's from too many rum-balls.
Savy?
Well, you want the boys just get into a bikini. They'll be deserting ship en-mass and WE get to tan while the boys work and show us how strong they are. Choices choices...
way ahead of you Kimbers, dear.
OH BOYSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! :<3: :<3: :<3:
Uh...before you go doing all that sweaty digging...could someone spread some palm oil on my back? :happy: :battingeyelashes:
Hehehe!Quote:
Originally Posted by kerrianna
*lays back to sunbathe, waiting for the other members of the crew to arrive*
Hey.. HEY! Kimberley! Stop flicking sand at me... whaat? You want me to dig?
Oh dear. Well I'll let you oil my back and really drive them crazy hon. Think they can handle that?
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Originally Posted by pocoyo
Ohhhhh well you have to be real nice to us you know. We have the captain's .... ummmm.... ear. Yeah, that's it. We have his ear. You would like a good job like guarding the brig wouldnt you? It can be arranged you know.
:eek:
K-k-kerrianna and K-K-k-imberley are oiling each other!!!!
:eek:
:D ummmmmmmmmmm. oooooooooooooo. :heehee:
My turn hon.... now roll on your back so we can do your tummy.
*Watches with jaw hanging open*...
ayshaawar shawarr.....
Isnt that so cute? Kong is beating his chest.
DOWN BOY!!!:naughty
Now now Pocs. Behave yourself.
:drooling: Ehem, scuse me ladies... seem to have er... temporarily lost control over my faculties for a wee moment there.
*shakes head* brrrwwwrrwwr
I'm ok now. 'hem.
....
....:D
*Suddenly....*
:eek: KONG! Stop wedgying me!
Yes that's right, go and help Kimberley with her oiling (hehehe) :heehee:
Ohhhhhhh strong hands.... and a perfect gentleman too. Why the crew have been training you well.
Why is Kerrianna waving her bathing suit from out in the water?
Haha!! Skinny dipping is it?
Count me in :D ...
Hmmmmm. You are going to be naughty? You better be so bad you are good!!!
:D
But I'm so gooood... that I'm baaaddd...... (ch'ya know it..... who's bad?)
Yoo hoo! Mr. Purser! Um...help. Please. HELP!
I think I felt a shark brush against my fanny! :eek:
[SIZE="1"]Oh behave! It's not the British type fanny! Geez.:heehee: [/SIZE]
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Originally Posted by kerrianna
BAaahahaha!! :lol2:
I THINK you'll find that's Evert with a fake fin strapped to his back!
*strips to underpants and swims out to Kez*
*Kimberley looks around nervously.* Sharks? *Surely Kerrianna is .... Oh duhhhh. No Capn? It's open season!*
Come on in Kimb... the water's fine!
*beckons*